/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Today stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxbkpfWSxio&ab

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

> Data archive:
https://102716.xyz/

>Last Thread
>>8832943

[Anonymous No.]

We tried to warn you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

BUCK STATUS: BROKEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851610
who the fuck is we lmao
>we

[Anonymous No.]

i love this fucking bear

[Anonymous No.]

So did he really leak the email?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851610
>we
fuck off fag this stream is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851610
warn what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851682
>>8851730
Not that anon but you two are faggots, stop acting like you are in /hlgg/ with the ">we", niggers.
And I agree with him so that makes us two.

[Anonymous No.]

How bad does she smell bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851335
based artdadchama >>8845114

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851335
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851889
hopefully really bad

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello I am first time viewer, what is going on?
>I will count down and my viewers will jack off
kek
rip newgraydad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this kusogaki.....

[Anonymous No.]

I came when she faked us out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852381
Bro...

[Anonymous No.]

MY COCK URTS GODDAMIT

[Anonymous No.]

dads, I did it, I feel very bad and ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852396
I went extra hard because I wanted to be sure I came on time...

[Anonymous No.]

I CUMMING BUT LAUGHING GODDAMIT

[Anonymous No.]

lmaoing @ coomers rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852424
Get fucked, cock cage.

[Anonymous No.]

It felt good.

[Anonymous No.]

why did I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>XP hill is dead
>Bea is dead
What did we do

[Anonymous No.]

Laughing that hard immediately after cumming was very pleasurable

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely amazing
Imagine unironically trying to cum to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851689
me too, this made me laugh pretty hard

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking this bear!

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>>8852582
>JOJOfag

[Anonymous No.]

I can't beliee it
dads banded together after nut and cured cancer, perfected ion engine and made sustainable fushion reactor
thank you BEA

[Anonymous No.]

RiP my fuckin sides

[Anonymous No.]

The nut that ended the world...

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>>8852601
>pick a random reaction pic from the folder of 200+
>anon seethes

[Anonymous No.]

So, did you produce a lot of cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852582
>not cumming to the idea of using bea's unconscious body after the explosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
yes

[Anonymous No.]

well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852639
grass now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
https://files.catbox.moe/bt655u.jpg
I guess so, it looks really strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
I couldn't finish in time kek just watching the stream now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
yes

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>>8852711
i anit clicking that nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852553
We're fucked up.
But we did it for her and it was hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

post nut clarity really hitting dads hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOHHHHHH
https://files.catbox.moe/y8tblr.png

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>the sunglasses move every time she moves her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

No libedo dad here. I didn't nut on this stream and will continue noreps. This stream was funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

My cumsock got totally soaked thanks bear

[Anonymous No.]

The nut was so powerful it even revived R*****.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an expert on Bea and I think she actually jerked herself off during the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
a bucket
my ass and my balls are wet from sweat
my hand is tired
dick is chaffed
was it worth it?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Susanchama...

[Anonymous No.]

I was holding on because I was expecting bf to make appearance where is he

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
I took a photo. I'll only show it to Bea if she DMs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852921
sorry, I got in a traffic jam

[Anonymous No.]

This was probably THE most unsatisfying and forced ejaculation I've ever had in my entire life. I'm not joking.
I did not think a woman could possibly be this bad at this. What is society doing?

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>>8852921
I was sleeping

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>>8852996
>raped yourself for a chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Going from horny to laugh to regret to creeped out

[Anonymous No.]

>schizo shit
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853023
watchener chan

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I'd never see a nutkomolity, let alone cause one

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852996
It was to be expected from a kissless virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853027
now you know how women feel after sex

[Anonymous No.]

bros i just got here wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853082
post nut clarity hittin hard

[Anonymous No.]

what is this bgm? I vaguely remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853061
kek

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>>8851725
Now that horny dads had their moment, I'm wondering this too. That was quite the claim to bring into the stream without showing any receipts.

[Anonymous No.]

for some reason I keep thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

[Anonymous No.]

FATE: Stay:/Night reference IKZZZ!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>livestream from the top of the Pripyat High
based

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>>8853135
DDLC act 3 maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853082
bea is actually haachama, and this is just the start. be prepared for this to be stringed on for months with little to no development

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>>8853135
half life?
legend of zelda ocarina of time / majora's mask?
serial experiments lain?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone better be saving this part in case she doesn't archive. The way she's looking at us is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851725
>>8853162
1:37:30 is the start of the cuck reveal

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese rooftops are places where teenagers got to have sex btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853180
yeah I think it's that

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that NOW I'm getting the boner?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know anymore if I am happy or ashamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853277
or end their life

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>>8853255
I caught that part of the stream, but where does she show the receipts that he leaked the messages?

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>>8853305
She doesn't. You just have to trust her

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>>8853277
It's true, I've read many doujinshi that says as much

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8853305
OH that part. she doesn't, she might of had an ESL moment tabun.

[Anonymous No.]

Dare I say kino?

[Anonymous No.]

Now the virgin dads know what empty, meaningless sex is like. If your hand was a woman that is.

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>>8853298
both

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So this is the end

[Anonymous No.]

She's good at this...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853446
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm new to Beatani, which stream should I watch?"
This one.
Also the website rrat is a little scary now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853513
Imagine the easter eggs and ominous foreshadowing.

[Anonymous No.]

I instantly regretted everything.

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>>8853513
Website rrat? tell me onegai

[Anonymous No.]

dont watch her anymore but I just wanted to hear this again

[Anonymous No.]

...need more

[Anonymous No.]

More viewers than IQ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853348
>not finding the joy and meaning in sex for yourself
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the rrat exactly? She was actually fucking on stream and pretending to play RFA?

[Anonymous No.]

Need to make a 10 hour loop of bea staring

[Anonymous No.]

>thank you for cumming to my stream

[Anonymous No.]

i cant stop staring at her nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853634
On it

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, was that close to a good ending but no

[Anonymous No.]

If this is Bea at 80 IQ, what happens if she reaches 100?

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>>8853562
She's working on a website, that's all I know from her Twitter. Some say it's for the wolf game but after that idk.

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>>8853562
bea plans to prepare a website, most likely it will be for the bear paws game

[Anonymous No.]

came but I had to look up something on another tab also it took forever and no I didn't take a pic. kinda defeats the whole purpose. Bea isn't really cut out for this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh ffs, get off the shy risuna shit Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853562
On twitter she said she's working on a website for a specific purpose. It's most likely for the bear claws game she wants to play.

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>>8853651
based
I'm forever indebted, anon-chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853665
she escapes XP Hill

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>>8853562
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1429642363723386884

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853714
Give me some hours though.............

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We are nothing but cheap meat to her.....

[Anonymous No.]

You can't beat our meat (prices)!

[Anonymous No.]

Only one bear can be the cutest
wasn't sure if I want to post it but Bea told us to say "it's cute" so I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853634
Why 10 hours? Just set the video to loop.

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>>8853706
How is she going to come up with all these new types of streams she claims she wants to do when she plays it safe because it is too much of a bother? That might sound contradictory when she does wild stuff like this, but on a weekly basis she really doesn't want to work too hard on new ideas or new games.

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>>8853707
Now that I'm no longer trying to maintain an erection it's pretty funny. She can set it to unlock at a random time next week so he gets nothing out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853806
>spoiler
It's an extremely powerful technique. I'm glad she shared it.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm so glad I cum to this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853806
it's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853806
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853669
>wolf game

[Anonymous No.]

I love menhara bear
and I am hard again

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853806
I can save her... but do I want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8853991
Sugoi
After edging for 3 hours I feel like I'll never be hard again

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854032
Ironically I might need a day or two off

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
Came too early/10 but at least I got to look at her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CACTUS
FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
mixed emotions but glad i'm free to jerk off again/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
My fucking sides / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
Glad I only followed it as a spectator or I would have been upset. But the ending was kino, of course.

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>>8853815
When she said content I assumed it was just different games she wanted to play. She bought a lot of during the summer sale.

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>>8854074
the end of the world/10

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>>8854074
shy risuna innit/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
10/10 better than I expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
laughed a lot and KINO ending / 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
it was really funny but it wasnt sexy at all so after 3 weeks of saving i guess ill just give up on being a male and keep going cuz i kinda just wanna go to bed /10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
nearly passed out laughing/10
I love this fucking bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
Never doubting this bear again/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854161
The point was to make you wait and cum on command then say it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
actually 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
the nut that ended the world /10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
10/10
got a good laugh over dads who were actually going along with noreps

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
was looking at hentai to keep myself hard/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
I am wet
and I am disgusted
but I am also smiling
/
10

[Anonymous No.]

i would like to go on record and say that i have no regrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
RFA part was boring and I left every now and then, it got better after rfa ended/10

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>>8854074
Kino

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>>8854279
There were some good moments during RFA, she just doesn't know what sounds are sexy yet so you have to keep your ears peeled.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 IQ
>dads are fighting each other, bitching about her not being sexy
>100+ IQ
>dads are laughing, having fun, some are reflecting deeply
Really makes you think
>>8854266
Me either. And I even thought I'd have some going in. As usual, her creativity never ceases to surprise me

[Anonymous No.]

funny that some people here thought a kissless virgin would have any idea what sexy sounds might be like. you deserve your blue balls.

[Anonymous No.]

What bgm was she using at the last scene?

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>>8854074
As expected it wasn't sexy or erotic at all, it's not her style, glad I didn't bother with the norep thing. Ending was pretty creative.

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>>8854486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jblt8jzrSOw

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>>8854424
It's just... her previous rfa was more lewd i think

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWwFw2vRr8
fits well

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/jf6w9i

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854424
Please. This is the information age. We know what sexy sounds are before we hit double digit in age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854784
Well she didn't look up the right information clearly

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>>8854784
horny dads should come to terms with the fact that this bear is defective and doesn't have an erotic bone in her body. a non uooh entity.

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>>8854074
Worst orgasm I've ever had, not renewing my membership. Everything was an abject mistake. I am no longer a dad and will only return to laugh and grudgepost when the day of reckoning comes.
Catch you on the flip side, /yah/

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>>8854921
ah but you DID orgasm didn't you? see you next thread

[Anonymous No.]

After nutting I think I will unsuscribe and leave.

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>>8854883
It's a paradox how can someone who looks so cute and funny be so void of eroticism? Maybe when she dances in 3D her true power will shine.

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped watching a long time ago but saw that she did another RFA. Got any good timestamps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854978
we both know she's gonna be at marine 3D levels

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>>8855007
Watch everything or start near the end of RFA

[Anonymous No.]

My IQ refuses to recover. I have undergone a religious experience. Bea is god. There is no other way forwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854978
her pure unfiltered autism and turbo virignity cancel out all of her uoh energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854883
She isn't defective - it's part of what makes her great. But I do think they'd be happier if they came to terms with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854074
It was fun/Why did I do this???

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854921
cool blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854883
I don't think she doesn't have potential to be uooh material. She's just suppressing it, if she left all her inhibitors she would masturbate to beating pichu on stream

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>>8855020
GOD I hope so

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>>8855096
kind of just reinforces my belief that fags that want GFE and complain when a retard knocks over a tower of beer cans or spins around in her chair instead of just doing generic ASMR #56890234 don't know what they're asking for

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>>8855053
>Makes you cum after a long abstinence
>As your brain is working, she begins her brainwashing
>Makes you stare at her for minutes, but in your state makes it feel longer
>Her image is engrained in your mind, and her dialogue is conditioning you
>After you start thinking of Beatani as a God and you can't cum to anything else but her, she ends your trance

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>>8854074
Next time she should join us.

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>>8855224
Her bodytype is what I like but for some reason I can't see her in a sexual way at all, maybe it's from the time she shared her furry fetishes and mentioned she found real people disgusting, not sure. Maybe it's the way she talks. Hard to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855293
Genius bear tabun

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855300
She did. It's why she had to stop counting a few times - she wasn't ready. It's also how she was able to enter the post-nut clarity dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855328
I would have found it erotic if she participated with everyone at the end and came, but in general despite talking about sexual topics often she's not sexual herself at all, I even feel she avoids that.

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>>8854921
best orgasm I've ever had, renewing my membership. Everything was objectively perfect. I am forever a dad and will always return to laugh and hornypost til the day of reckoning comes.
Catch you on the next stream /yah/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855421
I think she avoids it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855224
they want the cute anime polar bear girl not the retard playing her thankfully that means less competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854704
If she asks me to cum in five seconds, I'm going to cum in five seconds. There's no brakes on this train. Though perhaps I should have expected her to mess with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855053
That bit after all the explosions was definitely some kind of cult/religious programming she read up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854921
>GFEcuck
>ame picture
poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>8855520
I like both but she seems so disinterested and not aroused by anything that's not a small and vulnerable thing that I just can't see her sexually I prefer when the girl is into it too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to finish these lyrics now.
I think it's probably the only way my voice will reach XP hill, rather than my text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852855
airport-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8854199
it has to be sexy for me to cum on command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8856604
Bea's mere existence is SEX

[Anonymous No.]

I feel kind of empty now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8857530
well arent you lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>8857530
Why? I feel kind of the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

My head hurts

[Anonymous No.]

賢者タイム

[Anonymous No.]

>>8858009
In the post-nut world it felt like I had her undivided attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8857530
My balls sure do!

[Anonymous No.]

I cant believe I spent weeks looking forward to this. I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Beatani have an orgasm denial fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8860580
she does now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8860580
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>8860580
Anything about being in control is good for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8860580
I won't admit it to her, but she got me on that fake countdown. I was going to have a perfectly timed nut but she ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey dads, there is no reason at all why you can't be jerking off to Chihiro RIGHT NOW. Get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8861483
i have one reason atleast

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862235
Megane-chama please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862235
Carry on then
But the rest of you...

[Anonymous No.]

Is everyone in North Ireland an attention whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8852648
A little bit more than 10cc tabun maybe. This is my cum in a medicine cup, you be the judge.
https://litter.catbox.moe/7c30rw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863021
not posting the cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862993
For example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863136
Only Bea gets to see that

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863191
Cucked by Bea
Cucked by other dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863021
That is a fat load dad, honestly congratulations. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862235
Get the fuck outta here, Cuck Cage!

[Anonymous No.]

>dads unironically posting loads and dicks in last 2 threads
I really hate that I'm associated with you fuckers sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thing on? One, two. Ahem.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEA!
That'll be all. Thanks for your attention, everyone. Thank you, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863460
It's a special stream, and if you can't share it with your own daughter then who else can you share it with? She might not be able to see my face but I want her to see the sauce that will make her a mother some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863497
Short. To the point. Message received.
5 stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863650
DM or Email it to her then if she's intended audience, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863497

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>>8863497
https://youtu.be/rHV09L1_t0g

[Anonymous No.]

I want to reread subahibi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8865201
Same. I will reread and actually finish it.

[Anonymous No.]

4.9k, can you feel it dads? Numbers are back on the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8865875
Is this the true power of reddit?

[Anonymous No.]

Should have saved my precious nut for Mimiko. She's a lot better at this quasi-ero RFA thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8867387
>expecting serious JOI from an earlickless virgin who can't get off without playing training mode in smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>8867960
I wish I was Pichu and Beatani would fucking curb stomp me to death

[Anonymous No.]

I love Beabani

[Anonymous No.]

who's the scumbag doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8873010
What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8873010
SAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8873284
someone breaking cube game etiquette

[Anonymous No.]

>>8873010
Me lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8863460
It would be funny if someone made a tribute to those embarrassing pictures of theirs. And kinda hot too, tabun, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>8873010
What am I looking at even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8875322
It's from minecraft. I think something got stolen from the chest of the guy who posted the screenshot. Someone's about to get banned soon.

[Anonymous No.]

MC was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>8875322
>>8875637
No, if someone spreads out stackable items like that it means the entire chest is meant for that, since a chest with every slot filled can't store anything else. If you see this you're supposed to take a stack, but right click to leave at least one item in the empty slot. Whoever grabbed those steaks had to do so by grabbing one steak at a time, which takes more time than just grabbing a stack and really makes no sense unless you're trying to annoy people. I don't think you get banned from just stealing food.

[Anonymous No.]

Nutted on the airplane in solidarity but missed the stream. QRD what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876183
Well, just be happy you didn't think it was a good idea to send a chastity device app to Beatani via email only for her to dox you on stream by accident. And still not unlock your dick (confirmed?) We all get to laugh at him and it's good he hasn't died of embarrassment yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876078
Sounds to me like a normal person found his way into the server and didn't understand the weird autistic rules you autists had created. If you only need a few pieces of meat, obviously you are going to take a few of them instead of 64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876282
>you autists had created
That's common knowledge if you've played survival at least once, not even online. It just makes sense after the first couple of times you use a chest to store multiple copies of the same item.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876266
Wouldn't it just be fake? Like why would he actually lock his dick instead of pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876406
Of course it's fake. I don't have a problem with people going along with it but I hope they understand that giving attention whores what they want is just going to encourage more faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

can anyone give me a summary of what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876476
Would he really buy one just for the joke? They aren't that cheap. Funny either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876406
Some people are in to that? You know that's a huge fetish for people, right?
Some people wear vibrators strapped to their legs all day with remote control to their significant other / the internet while going about their day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876598
The joke was just an excuse for him to buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876598
Whales have sunk thousands in donations and commisions. One of those for a joke is totally reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876598
He spends a lot trying to get her to put glasses on. Guy wants the limelight. He brought the device up several times in these threads.
If you don't crave attention it can be hard to wrap your head around this mentality but it's unfortunately pretty common in the indy scene

[Anonymous No.]

Meganebro, you might have to post the proof now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8851610
We didn't listen .

[Anonymous No.]

Shameless attention whores are the worst aspect of this community, but I must admit that my sides were in orbit thanks to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876891
Would you mind if I continue to support our daughter with donations and commissions? That would make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878027
Just don't donate more than me and we're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878027
You can do whatever the fuck you want, it's your money. Did you really leak the email?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878283
Wait I'm not who you think I am, I'm a burger with sleeping problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878310
It is not that late for burgers
t. burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878503
imagine being worst coast

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, I'm having a bad feeling about today's karaoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878560
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>8878560
Me too. She's not a very good singer but no one has the balls to tell her

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>>8878609
She is a good singer, she just can't sing everything. But she's great when the songs fits her.

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>>8878609
wrong

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>>8878503
Aa a burger, can you do me a favor and learn about time zones?

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>>8878609
I disagree. Sometimes she doesn't pick the best songs for her range though. We like to watch her sing because it's enjoyable watching someone you like have fun.

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>>8878283
Was she talking about an email related to the device or some other email? Where was it leaked? I don't remember seeing any leaked emails.

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>>8879005
Same. I don't remember any notable email leaks

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>>8878657
>>8878731
>>8878966
I just don't want her to have false hopes. There's a reason her music VOD views are stagnate. Even Dads don't have them in regular rotation

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>>8879179
>dads don't have them in their regular rotation
I've listened to the sings playlist while driving before

[Anonymous No.]

She lied about the email leak.
She also said she never leaked anyone without permission.
Take what she says with a large grain of salt even if it seems like she isn't joking

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>>8879179
Now you're just having shit taste, her recorded songs are actually good, me not playing them every day of the week isn't a sign of the contrary.

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>>8879005
I think I remember a few threads ago an anon saying he bought a cage and he told the bear about it
Maybe it wasn't the same guy

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>>8879298
oh that's true that talk of chastity belts has existed since like the announcement

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>>8876970
Im not posting my dick

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>>8879235
I think dads should be highly skeptical about her, "I don't understand ASMR because I'm a pure virgin." act as well. I think around May she put out those GFE voice clips of her trying to wake anon up from bed and other scenarios. She actually understands perfectly well that guys get off on the idea of having a playful girlfriend and will fill in the blanks to make it sexual. It isn't ignorance or autism that prevents her from playing the role people want her to play, she just doesn't feel like it. If she likes a guy she can easily mold herself to his tastes.

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>>8879410
There was a lot of seemingly joking messages of people saying that they would need a cage in order to make it to the stream without busting one out

[Anonymous No.]

>makes groomer review stream
>makes discord review stream
>makes synchronized masturbation stream without herself masturbating
>is furry and hates 3d men
is this really your oshi? kek

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>>8879873
Please understand anon, the degenerate recline didn't happen all at once. She starting doing more and more weird shit over time to the point people got used to it like a frog in boiling water.

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>>8879873
you forgot the part where she only shills the most yabai ones on reddit, but yes she is my oshi and I love her dearly.

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>>8879873
>implying I ditched my oshi for Beatani
She's fun to watch but my heart still belongs to ******

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>>8879873
>makes groomer review stream
Funny original content that also filters redditors
>makes discord review stream
The stream wasn't the problem, making the discord was
>makes synchronized masturbation stream without herself masturbating
Funny original content that also filters redditors
>is furry and hates 3d men
Good, less chance of her having a boyfriend

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>>8880074
The Reddit post actually brought a lot of subscribers this time

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I still can't believe it actually happened

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>>8880074
You are right about everything, except
>Funny
Unique, yes, but not quite funny. Her executions are too poor for me to be amused by it

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>>8880143
Based. Be sure to link the discord in her post

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>>8880176
How would you have improved them?

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>>8880176
>Her executions are too poor for me to be amused by it
Agreed. She is naturally charismatic (especially when she isn't drunk) and she does have good ideas for streams, but actually putting in the effort to execute those ideas is where she fails to land properly most of the time.

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>>8879179
I unironically have Marionette Aria on my work playlist but that's an MP3 player and not a youtube playlist so it isn't doing anything for her numbers-wise so I dunno what to tell you.

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>>8880143
Reddit only brings in dead subs. Dead subs are good because they get her closer to the 3d stream

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>>8880218
for a start, by putting more than minimally required effort into doing these

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>>8880176
I laughed a lot during the stream today.

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>>8880280
Just drop her now. She's never going to put a lot of effort into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8880218
>groomer review
By making herself a loli model for it
>discord review
By deleting the server on stream
>nutkumolity
By drawing some erotic art for it

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>>8880546
>By drawing some erotic art for it
This hurts a little.

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>>8880218
I'd have added something after the creepy roof part, maybe some hellish scene

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I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!! EVEN AT 30,000 FEET IT FEELS LIKE MY LOVE IS MAGNIFIED 30,000 TIMES!!! FOR HERE AM I SITTING IN A TIN CAN FAR ABOVE THE WORLD!!!!! PLANET EARTH IS BLUE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO REACH HER!!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

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amazing

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>>8880707
There is also sober eyes version

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>>8880707
>Bealani
A stroke is missing.

[Anonymous No.]

Nutkumotality has failed to bring peace to the land.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in squalor with the bear. Blaming each other for our failings while drinking the pain away until one of us dies of liver disease

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER BLACK MAN

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>>8880236
I've got that one on my car's music USB stick too. It's really great

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>>8880326
You know, seeing how little effort she's putting in, i think it's unfair how many hardworking fans she has.
All she should be getting is fireworks and spicy grandpa lever of effort

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The baiting is rampant

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>>8882164
She's already chased some away or demotivated them. We'll see how the magazine turns out but a lot of the "good" art you are seeing these days are commissions, not Dad made OC

[Anonymous No.]

I joined nutkumolity for shits and giggles anyway, not because I was desperate to do reps for her Ring Fit stream. I never expected that big of a payoff.

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>>8882164
I love this abusive bear

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>>8880546
>By deleting the server on stream
I would kneel into the center of the Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>8880693
Bea Space Oddity karaoke when?

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>>8882576
same

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>>8882313
It'll be interesting to see the threads for the next few days. There will be a lot of baiting, but I think dads will be more resistant than normal too.
>>8882576
Actually, after trying to process things for a while - she wasn't abusive at all yesterday. No insults, no gosling-slaying jokes, no calling us disgusting, and she went out of her way to make us laugh and have a good time with the meteor and such. She definitely read the threads after the announcement and saw our concerns.
And she even gave people the undivided attention they wanted, at least for a little while. Though I personally found that Bea a bit boring and wouldn't want to stay there forever.

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Why is she running?
https://youtu.be/-hsj6Vhp7jg

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>>8882313

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>>8882632
I want to hear Perfect Day

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>>8878560
I love bea's karaoke but I'm afraid of the announcements

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>>8883290
what announcement? where did she say announcement?

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>>8883328
none really I' m just paranoid since tangerine month

[Anonymous No.]

I'm expecting the announcement of the collab for this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>8883721
i want a green woman stream just for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>8883840
Koopa x Bea Krimbo blowjob ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

this is not bait really it is a genuine question I asked myself, what bea could do to lose even her yesmen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8884170
Added to the sunk cost fallacy, probably nothing

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>>8884170
you can ask the same stupid question to every chuubs fan and they will all tell you to stfu

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>>8884227
you are right after so much, the only way to leave bea is if she escapes from the xp hill.

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>>8884170
Stop streaming, or a leaked conversation where she is insulting them individually, by name to some other chuuba or even worse a favorite dad that she's fucking. Other than that her most dedicated dads are putty in her hands.

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>>8884170
she’s already lost a lot of people.
it’s basically stagnation from here unless a miracle happens or she gets her shit together and attracts a new audience, which requires effort beatani doesn’t actually give.

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>>8884322
there was a point where i thought beatani would become one of the largest jp/en indies in vtubing 2 or 3 months ago but now , not so much.

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Is this the post nutkumolity world?

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>>8884322
that's exactly what I never understood, if you already have a loyal audience why don't you try to keep them? or was it really our fault combined with her peculiar way of being?

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>>8884322
She's gotten 90 new subscribers just this week, probably 60 yesterday alone. That's even after an hour of scuff. Once she starts collaborating with some bigger chuubas or a clip goes viral she'll get a big boost. Beating a dead horse and I know some dads hate her but the Pippa collab is a fantastic opportunity.

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>>8884454
no one wants to lose her, but as I said some time ago the live chat will stay relatively the same, take pikamee for example her live chat is composed of the same loyal fans and many of her current subscribers are just dead numbers

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>>8884444
That leads to stagnation. It could be argued that she waited too long already to try and get a wider audience. Any fanbase will naturally lose members due to attrition. People get bored, busy, sick, dead etc. New blood is the only way to keep going. Also I've noticed Bea is the most motivated and enthusiastic when her efforts are paying off and her channel is growing rapidly. If she can get some results you'll see her trying even harder. It's the same for many dads really, when they feel like their hard work is making a difference they're more inclined to keep doing it.

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>>8884644
I can't argue with that, I only want to know what her secret plan is, as things have been going lately, it is likely to be a longer audience

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>>8879179
im only listening to the songs i like like
https://youtu.be/AYFs2ZNXyQo

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>>8879179
also releasing all threee at the same time is bad algorithmically speaking for youtube

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>>8884170
A boyfriend maybe? Can't really think of anything worse, but most would probably still stay

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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1431973556905119744

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>shes doing test streaming
amazing, i hope she can figure it out. good luck

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>>8883170
> BUT NO MORE MELTDOWN ONEGAI
Sorry bea. Not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

Great, Twitch arc incoming

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>>8885935
Pain.

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>>8885935
About fucking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885935
She's going to use raids to take her saviorfagging to the next level

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885935
Thanks god. Fuck Susan.

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>>8884170
Do you call people who don't have a meltdown every week 'yesmen' ?

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>>8886137
t. yesman

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>>8885935
who cares, anyway she has been trying to get rid of us for a while now let her enjoy her new little friends from twitch

[Anonymous No.]

Has timeline anon gotten out of therapy yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Or maybe she is trying to fix her shitty OBS fuckups and is comparing platforms.

[Anonymous No.]

fugg I tried to watch salmon's stream, and her chat is kind of alot to handle. You dads are all good guys, yabs and meltdowns and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886665
in general, i dont think some dads realize just how bad some chats can be when they call other dads out by name

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886589
reasonable thinking is not very common in /yah/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886808
>reasonable thinking is not very common in /vt/
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886793
it's a little uncomfy but i got past this filter by just saying hi and then closing the chat

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>>8886793
pain

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>>8887043
Doesn't look that bad honestly

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>>8886970
>reasonable thinking is not very common
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

She's chatting on twitch chat right now!

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>>8885386
It's already been confirmed countless times she has a boyfriend, and the yeoman either deny it or say they don't care. Nothing will get rid of them since they're hooked on the hope that maybe, one day, she'll DM them. Whenever Bear talks in D****** you can see them come out of the woodworks and try to talk to her a lot, scroll up to the top of Zatsudan for the most recent case.

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>>8887464
meds

[Anonymous No.]

The first thing dads need to remember about Beatani is she doesn't give a fuck what (You) think. It gets much easier when you accept this.

[Anonymous No.]

Guerilla stream on twitch right now

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>>8887385
Does twitch not have the option of going unlisted like in youtube? Seems like a garbage platform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8887663
She wants the interaction, and this is her new home now. She will be full Twitch by December except for VODs, screenshot this.

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>>8887756
She said she wants to multistream to both

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>>8887663
actually a better test if you have people esp for the chat test

[Anonymous No.]

>43 viewers on twitch
>11 viewers on youtube
Why should she even bother with shittube? She's already more popular on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8887812
If she wants Twitch affiliate or partner (memberships and bits) that is against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

MULTISTREAM DRIFTING

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she suddenly care about numbers so much? What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

0 lag on the twitch stream
almost a minute of lag on youtube for me