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Which hololives do you think you could take in a fight?

>> No.8958493

I am in a bed and likely in the last few months of my life.
So probably Luna.

>> No.8958644
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8958644

I could kill any Holo or Niji, male or female, in a single punch except for Mr. Koro.

>> No.8958695

If you are a man and you genuinely think you would lose to any holos then you should just kill yourself at that point

>> No.8958746

>>8958695
I'm pretty sure some homos could take me but otherwise nah.

>> No.8958792

>>8958369
All of them except maybe Shinove and whoever is larping as Omega.

>> No.8958796

>>8958369
Its impossible for you to defeat a hololiver because of many reasons.
1- they arent real
2- you are one person and they have an army of simps who would murder you should you cause them harm
3- you arent me. I am 6'9" amd weigh 310 pounds with a 10% fat ratio. I have broken many men with my glutes alone. I have accidentally killed your oshi by fucking her too hard. I can personally defeat your oshi and her entire fanbase with my bare fists even if they had guns.

>> No.8958826

>>8958746
they're tiny japanese men, if you can't take them either start going to the gym or kill youself

>> No.8958904

>>8958826
You never know, one of them may be built like a brick wall.

>> No.8958999

If I put my dick into kanata's hands, could she break it?

>> No.8959033

>>8958369
Everyone

>> No.8959079

>>8958999
Technically speaking. Yes, because i assume you would be hard. If you werent hard you wouldnt have a penis anyway

>> No.8959087

>>8958796
I punched my little sister once and made her cry. I best I could take any number of vtubers.

>> No.8959100
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8959100

I want to be beaten up, senpai, not fight my oshis

>> No.8959165

Ironmouse

>> No.8959211

>>8958369
Assuming they're all just regular women and nothing of that fancy lore is Canon? Lol all of them.

>> No.8959229

>>8958369
All of them yes even Lamy.

>> No.8959952

>>8958493
I hope the last moments of your life are you hearing Luna screaming "naaaaaaaa" in your hear.

>> No.8960083

>>8958369
Don't know about "could" and honestly don't care
I just want a shot at 1 on 1 with my oshi (Marine) just so I can have an excuse to pin her down and get away with doing some unsavory things using self-defense as an excuse

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>>8960083
You are worthy

>> No.8961737

>>8960192
t-thanks

>> No.8962009

>>8958369
Bad post. Better post; What combo of hololives would it take to beat you?

Me:
Marine - would act as a distraction and would try to finger my asshole
Fubuki - would act as a second distraction and be the target of my dick
Kanata - would get her tiny gorilla hands around my neck
Flare and Noel - would be the main tag team to wear me down till the other three can beat me.

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8962104

Are any of the vtubers even /fit/ enough to have a chance against a grown man.
It's practically only the ex-idols who would because they have some physical training. The rest of the holos are out of shape gaming zoomers/hags

>> No.8962181

>>8962104
what manga is that?

>> No.8963669

>>8962181
Adamasu no Majotachi

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>>8963669

>> No.8964332

>>8963669
Thanks anon, I'm gonna go read it now!

>> No.8964997

>>8958826
The odds of at least one of them knowing judo is decent. If so, then a size advantage is nothing.

>> No.8965045

>>8958369
Bro I absolutely cannot win against Sana.
She's like the size of the galaxy.
Shit's fucking nuts.

>> No.8965487

>>8958826
It won't matter if they could throw down better than I can. What if Izuru's tiny ass beats the shit out of someone in a berserker rage? This goes for the girls too

>> No.8965734
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8965734

>>8958826
Temma has a black belt in karate.

>> No.8973517

I will take on Marine and forcefully mating press her until she faints of pleasure

>> No.8973651

>>8958826
>t. Going to be mogged by Shinove

>> No.8974655

I wanna wrestle with marine and let her sit on me with her fat ass

>> No.8974720

I want to wrestle with Kiara

>> No.8974791

>>8965734
and black souls

>> No.8974812

>>8958369
Papa Smurf, I'd absolutely fuck him

>> No.8974901

>>8974812
God his tight little blue ass is built for my cock

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