Nijiasanji EN

[Anonymous No.]

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji's English branch and their vtuber units, LazuLight and Obsydia!

Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels

Twitter accounts:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Teamup Schedule for NijiEN:
https://teamup.com/ks1nymurwq8u6ngmhn

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTc2QHhwADgXkpaYBl9ipEo2PKfwAyWQV
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Reminder to ignore shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags.

Previous thread: >>9027033

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three threads...

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>>9035698
This was first.

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I want to do so many things to & with Finana. It's not even fucking funny.

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I'm Pomu

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Killing 2views... Guess we really are global now...

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did you fuckers really have to make three threads?

love my niqqa rosemi

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>>9035767
>complains about early threads
>complains about late threads
>complains about on time threads
based

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>3 threads
>everyone posts in the one with the OP pic that isnt streaming

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Anon got me fucked up with the thread image thinking it was the necromancer.

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I LOVE SELEN SO MUCH

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Posting Pochi's daughters

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>>9035848
Based and turkey pilled

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Petra love!

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>Nijiasanji
Anon...

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>>9035848
I want to put another daughter in pochi's womb!

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>>9035823
suck my cock bitch

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NIJIASANJI
NIJIASANJI

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>>9035848
I'm gonna stuff her asshole full

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>>9035944
Based Eliraposter

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Qu throwing...

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>he just doesn't come
I'm sorry Petra I'm nervous

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>>9035848
Post Pochi instead nigger

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>>9035975

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>>9035698
I'm guessing typos are a thing now

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I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>9035999
I'M OUT OF STAMINA PETRA IM SORRY

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I LOVE my daughterwife! She's streaming RIGHT NOW! You all should check her out and cheer her on!
https://youtu.be/5O-7zrWVkAU
>>9035691
bro...

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>>9035999
checked

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>Mirage Time
SELEN NO!

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>>9036015
All of Niji EN believes in Unity.

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>>9036023
Fucked up OPs are a long held proud tradition of this thread

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Selen has lost her mind.

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>>9035162
I hope too, but at least i'm glad than she said my name a few times. That was the thing than made me finally a dragoon.

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>>9035848
This isn't the reine general.

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>>9035781
I want to impregnate Finana.

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>>9036054
You mean banana man

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>>9035815
holy shit, my dick really needs a bimbo/gyaru rosemi alternate costume.

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I love Nijiasanji!

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>>9036069
I agree post our girls now

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>>9036136
>It actually worked this time

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My daughterwife Petra

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Selen...

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Selen...

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>>9036179
Say again bucko'?

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>>9035984
I miss her

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Selen...

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>>9036155
>I'mma be a worm for you girl

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>>9036262
fuck...

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You can't get mad at her for whiffing, she's cute!

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>>9036155
IT'S SLITHERIO ROSEMI

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Why is Qu on bronze? Also pochi? Are they smurfing for selen?

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>>9036312
This is true!

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>>9036069
Based

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>>9036315
When is she going to do an entire stream of that game?

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>>9036106
Lately I've only been watching Rosemi, Selen, and Finana.

But when I come on this thread, it's only to talk about how much I love and want to fuck Finana.

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Pochi can you please stay alive for 5 minutes

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>>9036197
I don't remember making this post

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>ok
>ok
>ok
Did Pochi sensei find the most Selenproof response for her antics?

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>>9036353
Qu and Selen are smurfing for Pochi, that's her actual rank and she's being put in Silver lobbies

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Finally Petra

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I miss Elira. I love Elira. There is nobody else like Elira and she is the one for me. My oshi. My kamioshi. I love Elira.

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I love all of nijien

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forgor fags again...
at least ninisani was kind of funny, this forced meme is just awful

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>>9036553
she's trying her best!

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>shut up bad pun
I should start saying dumb things in chat so Petra insults me too

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I desperately want to fertilize the fish's eggs.

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>>9036046
>>9036049
Great minds post images alike

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>>9036610
Hey me too

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>Banana Man actually useful
WTF

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>>9036519
no fucking way, what?

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I bet Qu, Selen and Bon would actually be a solid fucking team.

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Is Selen using a bug on Mirage when ressing? I don't play Apex.

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>>9036658
>being bullied by Petra
Excellent taste

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>>9036708
passive

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>OH GOD OH GOD THERE ARE TWO OF THEM AND THEY'RE LIKE HOLDING HANDS it's kind of cute OH GOD OH GOD

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>>9036708
No. That's one of Mirage's abilities.

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>>9036675
Why do I keep seeing drawings of anime girls raiding fridges at night this is like the 5th one I've seen in 24 hours

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>>9036702
Qu too inclined already since her visibility on the previous tournaments. Might be unbalanced

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>>9036755
that was funny kek

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>>9036708
it's not a bug, it's a feature

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What happened with the collab with Chihiro? Why is Selen playing with these holo adjacents?

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>>9036702
If you put that team in any of the vtuber apex tourneys without a ping disadvantage for Selen they'd win like 75% of the time.
Probably why it's not allowed.

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I just really want to have sex with Finana. Like all I want to do is have sex with Finana. I just want to fuck her, her being Finana Ryugu. I want to fuck Finana. Dear god do I just have such an intense desire to fuck Finana Ryugu. I want to fuck Finana. I really want to fuck Finana. I really really REALLY want to fuck the absolute fucking shit out of Finana. And when I say I want to fuck Finana I mean that in pretty much every possible common way. I want to face fuck her. I want to throat fuck her. I want to ass fuck her. I want to fuck her cunt, her pussy, her promised place, her sensitive area, her baby hole. I want to have loving sex, rough sex, passionate sex, abusive sex, violent sex, soft sex, slow sex, fast sex, and intimate sex with Finana. I am extremely horny and the reason for this horniness is that I want to fuck Finana. It cannot be overstated how much i want that, "that" being "sex with Finana Ryugu of Nijisanji EN Wave 1 - Lazulight". I want to have sex with Finana while she is dressed in her regular outfit. I want to have sex with Finana in just an oversized t-shirt. I want to have sex with Finana naked. I want to have sex with Finana in a wedding dress. I want to have sex with Finana in a hoodie. I want to have sex with Finana in traditional hmong clothing. I want to have babymaking sex with finana. I want to have casual sex with finana. I want to have romantic sex with finana. I want to have spiteful sex with finana. In case my point has not been clear throughout this post, I really want to have sex with Finana Ryugu.

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>>9036803
This is my first stream I've watched involving Qu, what do you mean anon?

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I NEED TO HELP PETRA! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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AHHHH I NEED ELIRA

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>>9036863
Nice.

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>>9034910
Rosemi cooking, some kind of bizarre /wg/ shitpost war
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQAwzg5KBBq5VSihSQxRJO-RCBMxhVAaZUkxTp4yeYLPaKwQ3KFoSBqkUkS6VHlCWnrehvEwxrXEwka/pub

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>>9036610
Based unityfag wosemiposter

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Petra's delicious ass...

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>>9036861
I mean She already inclined herself since Qu already joined vtuber apex tourneys and had great placements.

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ywn be able to grab Petra's ass.

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>>9036863
This but with Petra

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>>9036796
It's probably a fetish. Like that guy who commissions art of blonde women doing grocery shopping.

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the hitbox on the hands seems a bit weird to dodge

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Petra please, you're making me want to teach you the joys of sex...

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>>9036953
I-Incline?

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>I learned a new word today
She sounds so proud it's so cute

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Haha imagine if petra got mad at you for backseating too hard and she punished you by sitting on your face haha that'd be horrible haha

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>>9036846
why are you such a faggot?

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How are JPN viewers feeling about the collab? Selen's been holding back on the bantz but I feel like what little that does get through doesn't translate well to them so I'm hoping they aren't getting a wrong impression of her

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>>9036861
She participates in tournaments regularly so everyone else knows she's really good at Apex. Her company is really small though so she's being held back by that even though I fucking love Hano too. If she got scouted for a future Nijisanji gen she'd easily get Chihiro numbers or better.

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This boss fight is giving Pomu PTSD

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>>9036610
Me too

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Holy shit, Qu is really fucking cute.

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>>9036855
Depends if they can adapt to the Japanese play style. I doubt they will even get to fight in an actual 3v3 on those games.

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>>9037050
An understandable urge

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>>9037063
I mean She's already in the spotlight of those apex retards. Atleast Selen and Bon havent performed yet in a competitive setting.

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>>9037095
Pochi doesn't have any JP viewers going by her chat.

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>>9037160
I feel like that would be to their advantage. Individual skill matters more in 1 on 1 engagements or 3 on 1 engagements since the better player will know how to disengage or avoid those engagements entirely.

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>>9037069
My daughterwife is a gamer!

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>>9037095
Peek at 5ch and find out then come back here for news

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The end of Nijisanji EN in less than 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I just tuned in has the trio won any games tonight?

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>>9037244
They won one. Next win will be their last game.

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>>9037154
Obsydia, Finana was all inside Elira head... Pomu is her therapist...

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>>9036863
>yfw Finana is actually a virgin and believes in no sex before marriage

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>>9037096
I'm already sleep deprived so I'm gonna ask this right now, who'd win Selen or Qu?

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>>9037241
Well it was fun while it lasted.
I want to consensually cuddle and give a big smooch in the cheek to Finana.

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>what is this?
>it feels weird

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>>9036998
here you go anon, i modified my own post just for (You)

>I just really want to have sex with Petra. Like all I want to do is have sex with Petra. I just want to fuck her, her being Petra Gurin. I want to fuck Petra. Dear god do I just have such an intense desire to fuck Petra Gurin. I want to fuck Petra. I really want to fuck Petra. I really really REALLY want to fuck the absolute fucking shit out of Petra. And when I say I want to fuck Petra I mean that in pretty much every possible common way. I want to face fuck her. I want to throat fuck her. I want to ass fuck her. I want to fuck her cunt, her pussy, her promised place, her sensitive area, her baby hole. I want to have loving sex, rough sex, passionate sex, abusive sex, violent sex, soft sex, slow sex, fast sex, and intimate sex with Petra. I am extremely horny and the reason for this horniness is that I want to fuck Petra. It cannot be overstated how much i want that, "that" being "sex with Petra Gurin of Nijisanji EN Wave 2 - Obsydia". I want to have sex with Petra while she is dressed in her regular outfit. I want to have sex with Petra in just an oversized t-shirt. I want to have sex with Petra naked. I want to have sex with Petra in a wedding dress. I want to have sex with Petra in a hoodie. I want to have sex with Petra in traditional chinese clothing. I want to have babymaking sex with petra. I want to have casual sex with petra. I want to have romantic sex with petra. I want to have spiteful sex with petra. In case my point has not been clear throughout this post, I really want to have sex with Petra Gurin.

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CHAMPION!

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>>9037344
They didnt 1v1 before lobbying. Sadly

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>>9035185
It's okay, anon. It's just like how black people get the N-pass, asian-americans get to make asian pronunciation jokes. Same way Singsing can make all the Chinese FotB English jokes he wants cause he's canto.

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>>9037241
What did he mean by this?

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>>9037344
Qu is actually pred, Selen hasn't been pred since season 4. The only pred in Nijisanji is Lauren I think?

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>>9037344
Probably Qu.

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BASED POCHI CARRIED TO SILVER LETS GOOOOO

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>>9036846
they never planned a collab. Qu also has nothing to do with hololive you imbecile.

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>>9037344
Qu probably. Selen has said time and time again that's she's rusty and doesn't play tryhard anymore because high rank play steals her soul

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>Selen: "Maybe we can get Pochi-sensei to silver."
>Pochi: *readies up without saying a word*
KEK

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>>9037440
That new guy in KR wave might be a pred too

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>ywn be boosted by cute girls who are good at video games

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C H A M P I O N

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>>9037406
Based and saved

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>>9037500

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she will know real pain if she ever plays darkwood

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>>9037497
Oh is that why he's more popular than the others?
Gonna be awkward when Nijisanji's been scouting Apex players and Apex is about to become a dead game after the next patch.

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Why is Pochi so cute?

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where's that faggot who kept saying selen was being inconsiderate to pochi? what do you have to say now you nitpicking scrawny little fuck?

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So Pochi is actually normally bronze? Its not because of reset?

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>>9037500
Fuck you anon

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>>9037427
You can also be an argentinian which is basically a latin italian and have the "Latin America Shitting Pass"

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>>9037241
What is happening in 6 hours?

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>>9037406
Now send it to her as 5 aka supas.

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>>9036931
what the fuck, don't let Rosemi see this

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>>9037546
If you are an Apex pred you can just move on to the next big FPS game, and it's not like that's ever dying out in streaming.

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Slen please play fucking KILLING FLOOR 2...

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>>9037546
Theyll flock to the next BR game dont worry. They previously played pubg religiously before too before apex

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>>9037509
holy jesus im gonna noot noot all over those thighs god damn

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>>9037500
This is the most pathetic gosling I've ever read

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>>9037663
It's not the same, no one wants to watch fucking Valorant.
Apex is the only popular FPS in Japan.

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>>9037613
New Kr wave

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Petra saying onii-chan is all I need

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>>9037546
BR games maybe fleeting, but FPS skills and game sense carry on anon, it's not like an apex pred will be homeless when apex is done

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>>9036863
Based.

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>>9037681
permissions nigger, they arent givin them nigger. boring game nigger.

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>>9037748
You get it

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>>9037241
>New girls to add to Elira's harem in less than 6 hours.

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>>9037686
I’m gonna noooooooooot

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So Bon and Selen being non-JP would have reduced points due to ping. Who would work as a 3rd to balance for tourney?

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>>9037733
It wont be the same unless they get another Hari, Hada, or even Seffyna...

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>>9037845
Hard to say because it'd have to basically be a newbie or someone who doesn't play much Apex, which leaves a pretty wide amount of candidates.

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>>9037698
Once a new BR comes out Apex will be dead, just like pubg 3 years ago. Valorant is shit I agree, that's why after CR cup valorant barely anyone touched it again.

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>>9037683
naraka arc when?

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>>9037889
One is already an apex fag so there's the male Bora. Im sure the others would be good too. I just hope there's a Hada for EOPs to go for

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>>9037845
Ban Hada

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>>9037917
Is CS:GO still alive?

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>>9037546
>Apex is about to become a dead game after the next patch.
What is it that drives game devs to shoot themselves in the foot and kill their own games? What is the thought process?

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>>9037925
God i played this game and the melee feels too weird for a BR game. Youll just ger juggled/staggered mercilessly. Even spellbreak is better than that

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>>9037845
Elira

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>>9037994
Who’s Hada and why are we banning her?

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Rosemi didn't seem that excited today
or maybe the game choice wasn't what she expected it to be

also i hope her little stories are actually true, today's story felt sort of half assed like she was making it up on the spot

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>>9037925
Kuzuha, Fuwa, and Naraka already shilled that shit

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You guys know in anime sometimes when the protag joins a big fight and the side he's fighting for has character that's gonna be a side character on new arc that's just as strong as him? That reminds me of this collab with Selen and Qu.

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>>9038003
In NA and EU yeah, I don't think tactical shooters are all that popular in any other region other than Korea (and they mainly play Nexon shit like Sudden Attack instead of CS) and maybe China.

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>>9037546
The two former preds in Niji - Selen and Lauren - have pretty wide taste in games and honestly would be fine without Apex. It definitely has helped Selen make a name for herself but given that Apex is not that big in EN I think most of her fans would be fine if she left the game.

Ironically it's non-preds like Bora, Chihiro, and Setomiya that have made Apex such a huge part of their content.

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>>9038009
EA. They saw activisiom blizzard doing awesome so they gonna follow suit

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>time is passing so fast it's stressing me out
I know that feel Petra...

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>a guy got BM by 3 anime girls

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>>9037546
>Apex is about to become a dead game after the next patch
whats happening to apex?

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>>9036998
>>9037050
>>9037393
>Be dating Finana
>She brings her friend Petra over
>Says she wanted to teach her something
>Petra is confused when Finana starts making out with you
>You're confused too but Finana insists to keep going, saying she has something fun planned for both of you
>Petra is blushing but doesn't know what to do or how to react
>Before long she's squirming visibly
>She's never been turned on like this before
>Finana pokes fun at her
>"I didn't think just doing THIS much would excite you so much!"
>Finana then switches over to playing with Petra right in front of you
>Petra is stunned by how good Finana's touch is
>She's an expert with her fingers and soon Petra is making cute embarrassed noises
>She looks at you and the embarrassment hits twice as hard, making her cum instantly
>"If you're enjoying this much I can't wait to see how you react to playing with anon."
>"W-what?!"
>Petra looks at you innocently, thoughts rushing through her head
>She's never done anything like this before and she's not even sure what anything would look or feel like
>The rational part of her that wants to run away is soon smothered as Finana keeps playing with her nethers
>Soon she's not able to think for herself anymore as Finana guides her to your bedroom

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>>9038056
She seduced elira so anon is mad at her.

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>>9038157
>It'll never be you

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>>9038146
Petra is suffering.

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Selen carrying!

[Anonymous No.]

>Maybe I'm a thousand years old
>Who knows?
SHES A HAG

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>>9038009
Apex is coming to mobiles so I guess they feel like it won't matter much with the new influx of mobile players

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>>9037613
New cat will steal all of EN fans.

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>>9038009
What’s happening next patch?

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>>9038173
WHAT'S NEEEEEEEXT. PLEASE FINIIISH THE STORY

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>>9038260
>all of EN fans
NEVER LEAVING SELEN

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>>9038260
still don't know if that's a boy or a girl but either way i want to stick my dick in it

[Anonymous No.]

Petra...

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>>9038009
I wonder if it's just Respawn doing it deliberately because they realize at this rate they'll be doing nothing but work on Apex and Star Wars in the foreseeable future. It's not like it'll matter though since Japan will probably keep the game afloat through however many shitty patches

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>>9038173

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>>9038146
Why does she have to remind me of my existential crisis?

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>>9038246
Coming? Im already playing it and murdering kids left and right. Game too easy on mobile with the aim assist

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>>9037332
>Finana doesn't believe in sex before marriage
>This is actually why she's constantly horny and so kinky
>Says no to PiV
>"But we can do other things if you want!"
>Proceed to have endless amounts of footjobs, blowjobs, anal, cute attempts at paizuri
>Explore each others body to the maximum attempt without ever properly copulating
>Eventually have a session so intense and passionate that you tell her you just want to tease the tip, she agrees, and you can't hold it and fuck her harder than she ever could've envisioned, eventually filling her womb and turning her into a soon-to-be-mother of your children
>Marriage

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>devs removed one niche movement tech 5% of the playerbase uses
>even haha dragon you're watching right now doesn't use it
>waaah apex is killed
??

[Anonymous No.]

CHAMPION AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

Based pochi is actually better than me since i don't play

[Anonymous No.]

wow Pochi-sensei 1270 damage MVP!

[Anonymous No.]

Qu is lowkey top fragging every game

[Anonymous No.]

>Petra plugging streamlabs over superchats
Is she ever going to stream on youtube again?

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>>9038532
>spoiler
holy based

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>>9038173

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>>9038560

nope this was it

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>>9038515
>Complaining about niche movement techs
Wait, is apex just the smash community for vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038560
There's no rule you have to plug Youtube's shitty scam donation system

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>I need Buukii!

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>>9038551
She's the cleanup since Selen is somewhat the entry fragger.

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>>9038515
Qu learned how to do it like two days ago while playing with rpr. No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

"i want bookeyy"

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>>9038515

>5% of the player base
>implying people in fucking plat can't do something as simple as letting go of W, holding control+A or D, and scrolling up/down on a mouse
>Implying Selen doesn't care about tap strafe being removed when she directly said on twitter she's sad about it getting removed

anon pls

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>shills streamlabs because it gives them more money
>also says that she often forgets to read streamlabs
petra, you are not helping your cause...

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>>9038515
I think what bugs most people is that it seems petty and pandering to console babbies no matter what the game is kind of sad.

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>>9038173
>>9038416
UOOOOOAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038515
Selen cares

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>>9038709
Wait till they add crossplay from mobile to console/pc

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"I think he's just stup- I think he's just silver."
Pochi-sensei...

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>>9038515
Yeah it's a niche movement, but I'm just sad because rpr just taught Kanae the jump pad strafe literally 2 days ago and he can never apply it anymore.

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>>9038783
What's pochi-sensei usual rank? Gold? Plat?

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Petra...

[Anonymous No.]

Petra doesn't really like Nijisanji. She just pretends to because she is in Nijisanji.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm falling in love with this menhera.

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>>9038783
wait is pochi actually speaking english or at least trying to? are her eigo reps paying off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038901
She doesn’t want to disappoint her uncle.

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>Selen already forgot half of what she learned

[Anonymous No.]

>petra doing a name every nijisanji liver stream
>invites finana

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038940
She is but Selen is the one who said that. The joke is that they're trying to carry Pochi to silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw addicted to voice packs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038901
>Petra is graduating today

[Anonymous No.]

>I had a phase where I couldn't stop buying voice packs, until I had no more money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038979
now that would be a good stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038898
>>9038901
>>9038915
What is going on in Petra's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039031
Just Penguin being cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038560
They should unironically move to Twitch

[Anonymous No.]

Petra recorded a song cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038915
Welcome to the club

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038901
that's not finana

[Anonymous No.]

>When petra panics and goes "AAAH AAAH AAAH"

[Anonymous No.]

Is Pochi really using her main account? I assumed that they all made new ones/smurfs for this collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038979
omg finana would ruin herself in it

[Anonymous No.]

They're just having a lot of fun playing, it's quite nice to see. Selen's energy is so powerful compared to the more demure other girls, but it's working great and they're all having fun. I can totally see Selen ending up in Shibuya Hal's tournament at one point... and it's going to be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen have the Amaterasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039186
She haven't been playing regularly so she dropped to bronze

[Anonymous No.]

>amaterasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039276
Imagine the scrims

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039276
Selen trying to remember the words Qu taught her is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039186
She's pretty busy, she only started streaming again recently after taking a break to focus on work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039301
>>9039305
that's kind of politically incorrect since thats the goddess Imperial Japan worshipped during WW2

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038173
you should put this in /wg/

[Anonymous No.]

>petra's a school student
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Selen is Sasuke? And Elira is Madara??

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038901
>Nijisanji EN doesn't care about Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck?
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1432928487501877251

this isn't like Rosemi to tweet so abruptly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039347
wrong Amaterasu anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039390
She had so much fun with the stream. Dont think too much anon

[Anonymous No.]

Petra's treating us like children again..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039390
It's her boyfriend (me) tweeting for her after sex because she's too tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>bullies Bon into having fun
>positively reaffirms Pochi into having fun
Selen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038901

[Anonymous No.]

This kind of cross-cultural communication is actually one of the most fun things about vtubing for me. It would be so rare to see an american streamer collabing with a Japanese one otherwise. It's fun to see both sides learning to communicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039457
#notakidschannel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039414
God, seeing him again resurface my hatred for how the show turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039468
My wife Selen is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039070
>YT algorithm has a holobias
>Niji being closer to twitch based Vshojo and OfflineTV
>No Niji collabs with YT based EN agencies so far
Yep, NijiEN belongs in twitch

[Anonymous No.]

who is this white haired cutie with broken engrish? I want to sexual relations her

[Anonymous No.]

>champion 3 games in a row
damn Qu and Selen are actually such a good team

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039457
It's threatening to awaken something within me

[Anonymous No.]

WE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

Petra's singing Black Out!!!

[Anonymous No.]

PETRA IS SINGING RIGHT NOW GET IN HERE

[Anonymous No.]

CHAMPION!
AND POCHI IS SILVER NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039514
qu qualia, she's thai

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't know if you know Qu but we might be playing soon
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD I WISH I WAS SILVER PLEASE SELEN OPEN A BOOSTING SERVICE FOR MEMBERSHIP

[Anonymous No.]

I would literally fuck men in the ass, if it meant a girl like Selen would be my teammate in games like Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039544
does that mean she has a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039544
>thai
so he has a penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen made her audition video on Windows movie maker
>Petra submitted hers 2 minutes before the deadline with a ton of spelling errors
>neither of them had any confidence hey would get in
Do Nijisanji hiring staff like lazy and insecure talents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039506
I actually wouldn't mind it if the girls used their twitch channels a little more often. Maybe they could do something like one stream on twitch a week.
Would be a good chance to get some more new fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039619
That’s kinda gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I get the feeling both Qu and Pochi-sensei are going to get off the collab, stand up and just catch their breaths after spending 2 hours with Selen lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
They only hire SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>Qu and Pochi talking behind Selen's back after she leaves the call

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
Here you go anon (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039657
Twitch has been shit lately, though. With all the harassment raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039541
>carried higher than their current skill can handle
>any solo play is now suffer
>suffering leads them to quit the game
thanks selen & qu

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039666
What? NAH! My balls would be in a cinch that i pull and operate with my mouth so my balls never touch ass

[Anonymous No.]

I missed most of Rosemi's stream tonight because I couldn't resist the allure of Pochi-sensei and Selen in one stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
god i fucking regret not sending my video for the audition

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039619
but would you let a man fuck you in the ass if it meant a girl like Selen would be your teammate in games like Apex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
You gotta look for people capable of breaking the mold

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039678
Isn't today your day off Elira?

[Anonymous No.]

>Petra only using 10% of her power

[Anonymous No.]

i like big buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039716
You are welcome! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen thinking japs would ever try learning the gaijin language.
How naïve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039743
Depends, if it's tiny and shriveled i guess, But mandingo coming in, hell no

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, so this is how bad Petra actually sings Black Out live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039675
But how does Nijisanji qualify SOUL or even SOVL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
time to submit mine based on my shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039767
Oh my fucking God, I remember the fucking curse meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
I imagine this is how they pick the names of who they accept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039716
Its better to play on Silver and learn there than be stuck at bronze playing with smurfs you know? Bronze has a fuckton of smurfs so its much more suffering to play at that rank

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039798

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039767
Dragons sure like meat

[Anonymous No.]

so who's next?
>not oshi mark
so i guess it's not shiina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039806
Add your /vt/ post history to your application do it you won’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039792
What about Selen using a 8 inch strapon while laughing and calling you a sissy faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
Now imagine just how bad the other applicants were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
me and (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039872
She'll increase it by 1 inche each time you die

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my daughterwife already...

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen
>Bon
>Qu
Rate this squad

[Anonymous No.]

i miss her..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
Maid mint?

[Anonymous No.]

Petra personally invites (you) to her comfy free chat tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039804
Avoid soulless korean expats to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039933
8/10. Qu kept avoiding fights early on but she comped later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
>neither of them had any confidence hey would get in
Fake it until you make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
So you're saying that I have a chance for male 2nd wave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039933
Selen going monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039657
I actually even thought that NijiEN would be best run like RTGame, stream it on twitch and save the archive and highlights for YT

[Anonymous No.]

guess i'll go to bed now that Rosemi tweeted goodnight...

[Anonymous No.]

Based Selen telling the Apexniggers that she isn't that good compared to other nijis

[Anonymous No.]

can you guys post fan art of the EN girls I like?

I like all the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039872
>strapon
>thinking she can't conjure a dragon dick at will

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039737
Isla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039928
Looks like I forgot to put an image with my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039933
They'd probably be able to grind to Master on Selen/Bon with that setup but it'd be extremely sweaty and require some pretty cancer characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
Nova and Mint

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039996
She should have named Chihiro specifically. It would be the final straw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039973
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
could be Mika, the NijiID ghost, as she plays Apex too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039949
I can't wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038009
>thought process?
none, the devs are extremely retarded and disconnected, they are throwing away a perfect opportunity when it's currently the hottest game. I mean just take a look back on that tufi situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039791
Over a year ago pochi couldn't read your English comments in her chat so someone in chat would have to translate your comment to japanese for her to read.
Now look at how far she's come. She's able to entertain a mainly EOP fanbase and collaborate with english speakers.
Not every jap can be as based as Pochi, but they're out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999

[Anonymous No.]

>Not gonna play seriously, just wanna play for fun!
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039973
You can pass even by reading a copypasta from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040044
Selen is unironically better than Chihiro and just being nice when she calls Chihiro good though.
Chii-chan is pretty high rank but she breaks down under pressure and tilts easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040087
She definitely had moments where she started to sit straight and stopped laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040064
I could listen to her talk forever, she's going to end up keeping me up late again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040087
Apex takes your soul eventually. Just look at Aqua and Botan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039652
I wish that I could see what those audition tapes looked like. I want to gauge what I'm expected to do. The form for Nijisanji EN male auditions were so vague.

[Anonymous No.]

Selen's "No" was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
coming back from the dead to play apex with selen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040116
I don't know about that, i think they have different strenghts. But for sure, Selen has the actual pro gamer mindset. She's gotta be really scary when she goes in full tryhard I HAVE TO WIN mode. That's something not a lot of vtubers have, as we can observe by 80% of the teams crumbling under pressure every time Hal hosts a tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040128
Selen knows, that's why she wants to keep it casual
I still hate the niggers who keep pushing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039999
based quads

[Anonymous No.]

Spotted her in Selen's chat just now.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFSkExeBcqI4nb_ArHeByNw/
She's fluent in English, wish Selen noticed her so they could be friends, her design is pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

What is her endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

Goy.......

[Anonymous No.]

SELEN NO

[Anonymous No.]

Oy vey

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039857
ghost = mika
black hearth emo shit = reza

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038173
>>9038317
you got it

>Finana guides Petra onto your bed, teasing her the whole time
>She gives Petra a deep kiss before stepping away and leaving her
>Petra looks nervous and extremely embarrassed, but does nothing to leave
>She just looks up at you longingly, as if she's accepted that you're her best chance at getting her back to normal
>"Don't be nervous!" Finana says
>You can't tell if it's meant for you or Petra, but either way, she shoves you toward the penguin
>Hesitantly you, you place a hand on her shoulder
>It almost feels like you can see Petra's heartbeating as you slowly push her down onto her back
>As if giving a signal for you to take the lead, she looks away, closing her eyes and resting her arms back
>From here it's a simple matter of undressing the innocent creature
>Petra's embarrassment kicks into high-gear again and you can practically see the gears in her head grinding to a halt
>Her underwear is plain and simple, but you can see a damp spot on her panties from earlier
>Finana observes all of this from the edge of your bed, watching intently
>She has a hand down her spats and is clearly fingering herself at the sight of you slowly ruining her friend's innocence
>The absurdity and kinkiness of the situation suddenly clicks in your head, flipping a switch
>You rip off both petra's bra and underwear, surprising her
>Suddenly you're kissing all over her bare chest, neck, shoulders, and stomach
>Her body feels soft and pure in your arms, driving you to do more to violate it
>In what feels like an instant you undress yourself and enter inside her
>The shock makes her let out her loudest moan yet
>Each thrust drives her crazy with pleasure, each moan urging you to go faster and harder
>Petra is in pure ecstasy as Finana has a perfect view of her face
>Finana looks on almost jealously, her breathing getting heavy as she watches you two go at it like feral animals
>You tell Petra that you're close, but she doesn't know what "close" means
>As Petra struggles through another orgasm, it hits you that you're about to fertilize this innocent girl's womb and she may not even know what protection is
>This makes you want to burst right then and there, but suddenly Finana intervenes
>She almost forcefully pushes the mind-broken Petra aside and pins you down beneath her
>She jumps onto your cock and starts riding you desperately
>You're too close to be able to do anything and simply keep thrusting like nothing changed; pussy is pussy
>Barely able to get the words out that you're about to cum
>Instead of jump off you, Finana keeps riding you passionately and even gives you a sudden deep kiss as you unleash your load in her
>Finana collapses by your side, with Petra already on the other slowly recovering from the experience
>With one girl in each arm, Finana looks at Petra with a smile and asks a simple question
>"Did you have fun?~"
>Petra can only reply in an embarrassed whispering tone
>"...yes"

[Anonymous No.]

>goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040251
Killing Pomu and stealing Elira.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that Niji staff post here to groom anons into becoming future Niji livers by encouraging them to have hope

[Anonymous No.]

shalom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040126
Her voice is so comforting to me. She's the reason why I've been having amazing night's sleeps these past few days. I love her so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040313
I think they'd be happier if we all killed ourselves, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040327
Penguins are apparently natural sleep aids

< pretend there's a picture of Cia here

[Anonymous No.]

>12 pages with Apex commands in Japanese
>She didn't use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040304
Where the fuck did this ship even come from

[Anonymous No.]

>Printed off 12 pages of double sided japanese Apex callouts
This dragon is so fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040313
Considering this >>>9039652, a anon might make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040313
If someone from staff is here please make a niji en play ace combat in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040127
They want you to do it in your own style. They expect you to present yourself in however way you see fit so they know the kind of liver you would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040126
>>9040327
Would you interrupt her and force yourself on her? knowing she'd weep for the rest of the night and hate you forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040367
>want to have sex with Finana
>want to have sex with Petra
>want both
is this really ship? I mean they're both the ocean ones in their group but its more just about anon being horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040127
>The form for Nijisanji EN male auditions were so vague.
That's kind of a good thing though. Not a dig on you but it's to weed out somebody who would play to expectations rather than the ideal which would be the applicant playing into their strengths. With the former you hire somebody who doesn't really exist and is a different person entirely after passing (or Raito) and with the latter you get someone like Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040128
A better example in that group would've probably beenRoboco[/spoiler] or Choco. And even then they don't come anywhere near as terrifying like what happened to Niji's own goblina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040116
TBF Chihiro is basically someone with very little FPS experience at all who's got good at Apex through a shit ton of hard work. Before she became addicted to Apex she wasn't seen as a gamer at all. Selen definitely has more grounding in video games even if she plays less often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040388
Same, wish they play zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040304

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040304
Excellently done

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040347
God bless them I don't deserve these girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040128
it's because they play for RP instead of playing to win or improve, which is cringe and retarded. Fucking ratting and waiting for 3rd parties when you have decent loot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040436
I think the Lion is the best example. She used to play so fucking much to the point she actually thought she might die. And since those days she just outright refuses to play the game anymore. Not even for fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does Selen have a speech impediment? She stutters so much. Her reaction to her stutters where she starts the sentence over again suggests she's used to it and not just due to streamer nerves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040578
>want to
Which means "won't".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038173
>>9040304
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040615
But she has learned a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9038173
>>9040304
This is great anon. Well done

[Anonymous No.]

How much of the iceberg is bullshit? I think only the shit at the top sound possible

[Anonymous No.]

The black heart Selen will be playing with next week

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm always gonna have more streams
This is a flag right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040615
not sure if shes still doing it but she used to do euigo reps streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>IMAGINE READING PICTURES HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040735
That would be hilarious. Alice is also decent at English, though idk if she could hold a conversation. Unfortunately I don't think she has much interest in either Apex (she's played it, but not much) or collabing (she doesn't even collab that often with JPs, she mostly does her own thing).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040764
she did a duolingo stream like 2 days ago to prepare for this collab.
she's just really nervous in EN collabs even though she tries to do them often. it's the only way to get better at a language though, she'll get the hang of it eventually.

>>9040867
isn't she mostly a bilibili streamer anyway? i heard she's insanely popular there while only gets like 3-digit viewers on YT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039349
I get told this a lot so I finally did.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum between Elira's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>aSUS

[Anonymous No.]

>a SUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9039984
I'm probably going to try that if I ever get in eventually in NijiEN, for the time being I'll have to try that by streaming myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040127
here's an example to show you that you just have to be yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMDskksmzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040931
>>9040867
I used to listen to her at mornings back when she's practicing guitar. How far has she improved since then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040291
Makes sense since she's alternating between Niji and non-Niji collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

how many of you dip when superchats get read and you didnt give one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040931
She basically splits her time between Bili and YT, yeah. She's the biggest NijiJP on Bili, though that's probably in part because she actually uses it regularly instead of making an account and streaming on it like once or twice a year like some of the other JPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
A lot of the time they tell stories about themselves and go on tangents during SC reading so I never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041136
Is she actually good at mandarin or are most of her viewers JSL's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
Not me for sure specially Elira and Selen's superchat readings (But to be fair I always drop money). Some of the best stuff happens during those readings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
I always stay for Selen's superchat readings, I've only given her like $10 total though and she's read them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
SC reading is the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041093
She's improved a bit. She slowed down after developing some sort of wrist/hand injury. Now she just streams it every now and then instead of every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040177
I would kneel so fucking hard, I miss this girl and the few hours of footage we have of her existence...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
I don't SC much anymore except for small chuubas who normally read it right away. Back when I did, I was almost always in the fan discord for whatever talent in question and would just get others to ping me or tag me so I can see my reading later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041177
Alice knows a bit of Mandarin but most of her viewers are JSL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
I watch Selen from the beginning to the end

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't know what aka meant
Selen...

[Anonymous No.]

SELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think the teachers weren't wrong for putting Selen in the special ed class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040307
Fairies aren't nice to their own kind huh...

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are known to be mighty, not to be smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>Petra is Apex Legends incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041362
comfort fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
Some of the best moments happen during those

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen just brozoned this poor mf on stream
Dear fucking lord that man is about to be on life support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041362
Fairies are often mischievous bastards in legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tatsuki marry me!
>What? No dude we're bros!
>Brozoned!!
bros...we've been brozoned...

[Anonymous No.]

Damascus don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
I'll watch all of Elira's always some of the best moments in the stream often happen there. The others depends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041395
K-Fairy sex

[Anonymous No.]

Don't invite Selen to your wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041125
Stay if I have the time, leave if I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

B R O Z O N E D

[Anonymous No.]

>HAHAHAHAHA THEIR WEDING GOT HAHAHAH CANCELED BY COVID HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041473
Why wouldn't I invite the bride to a wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041473
Isn't the bride invited to her own wedding by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>Thinks you should invest in a house instead of an expensive wedding.
Holy shit this is my dream woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040304
based ending. something about sluts like finana really get to me.

[Anonymous No.]

captain is cute

[Anonymous No.]

i love wose

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about marriage
Selen no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041473
But anon... she is my bride...

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen thinks $10,000 is expensive for a wedding
HAHAHAHAHAHA I love this retarded tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

Shes even practical on financial matters AAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Selen going to ruin the wedding industry.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that selen is that happy chill tomboy that you ignored in highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041556
I can't believe Elira's getting NTR'd by a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041615
The tomboy girls bullied me, I didn't ignore them I avoided them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041525
>>9041584
>>9041521
she's your bro not your bride

[Anonymous No.]

>Won't make you shave your beard
Neckbeard bros we have a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen keeps getting better and better every week with this conversations

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041615
>that you ignored in highschool
Implying I even had a chance with a girl like Selen in HS.

[Anonymous No.]

why are you all so desperate for women? just go hire a whore or something if you're that desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041588
I would spend a 100 times more than that for my wedding with Elira

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041670
She's getting cuter week by week dragoonbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
>just go hire a whore
You are talking to people who don't even like camwhores anon. A literal whore would just disgust them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad the meidos nuke the board during EN2, this thread might have more goslings pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
I don't want a whore... i want a Selen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041694
Elira isn't the kind of woman that would want her future husband to throw away their life savings on a wedding. All she wants is to be able to spend the honeymoon with her two favorite fairies while you wait in the hotel room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041695
This is some nice fucking art

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041615
I dont think I've seen a happy chill tomboy in my entire life. She'd be out of my league anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>AHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PROPOSED TO ME HAHAHA WHAT A LOOSER YOU BETTER NOT MAKE OUR RECEPTION TOO EXPENSIVE HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
apex legends is better than sex tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
For real. Why those oil barons who drop aka supas every stream don't just get an escort is beyond me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
How much for hoshiSEX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041771
damn. is there any hope left for these guys? they're all lusting for anime girls...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss selen...

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>>9041615
False, I dated that girl. It was not a good experience except for the sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041798
UAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

Bye Selen...

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>>9041692
I just like girls that like anime and lolis and aren't annoying or 200+ pounds.
That's literally it and yet you can't imagine how hard it is to find one when seemingly every vtuber makes it look natural.

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>>9041963
>Let's laugh again next stream!
every single time

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>>9041840
If you think that's about wanting to fuck them, then you're very dumb and naive

[Anonymous No.]

selenbros i wannna do some vod reps, do you guys have this collab link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041694
this is a beautiful art style, do you have source or any more like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, you just all want to be THE ONE who manages to make Selen blush cutely in a feminine way.
>ywn see her in a dress
>ywn see her genuine smile at seeing (You)
>ywn see her embarrassed face when she can't hold in her moans anymore during passionate sex
>ywn see her slowly transform from being a dorky tomboy gamer dragon in a mix of the former and a loving mother/wife
>ywn see her in a wedding dress walking down the aisle towards you

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>>9042090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blLTLs5I9bc

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041886
2d girls are just better

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042145
YAMERO

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>>9041692
>>9041840
it's not the wife or partner experience for me
it's the daughter experience, seeing her grow as a person

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042145
STOP AAAAAAAHH

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>>9042145
I want her to mock my existence and laugh at me

[Anonymous No.]

please watch my concubine play skysord during these dead hour times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSJ3u3hzVp0

[Anonymous No.]

It's dead hours, please watch my k-fairy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Elu.

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[Anonymous No.]

Who is Hada and why does Elira want to ban her from celibacy?

[Anonymous No.]

i can't wait for wave 3 already. Just one month now...

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>>9042248
she's such a cutie. i hope she collabs more with elira in the future. petra and maybe pomu too?
do you think she would be uncomortable collabing with the others, as her english is not quite there yet?

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>>9042261
elf

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>>9042200
>t. Selen's dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042326
me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042145
>when you say something that annoys her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPUSOy_1GM

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>>9042341
I think she will be fine, I believe in her.

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>>9042341
I think she'd probably collab with the non-JP speakers if there was someone like Elira with them as well.
It's worth also noting that Rosemi is fluent in Japanese and perfectly capable of collabing in that language.

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I hope we get a lot of cute fan art from this stream. It was really fun to watch.

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>>9042343
Snow White Paradise El Santo Flow Wasurena Pure Princess Livre Love Heidern Dokodoko Yattaze Valkyria Passion Alfr Noel Chakoboshi Eluaria Frosia Made-in Bloom Elu

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>>9042373
Cant stop watching that and this everyday... help..
https://twitter.com/ssuummaa/status/1431314005243596806

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>>9042461
Pochi's voice is too fucking cute, I can't stand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
I can't even get an erection at a stripclub now anon

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https://twitter.com/NatsukawaSoon_v/status/1432643022466863113

[Anonymous No.]

>Pochi tripping over a dying Selen as she chases after her decoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042245
I thank her for consistently streaming around midnight EST

[Anonymous No.]

even chigusa is perplexed by tap strafing
https://twitter.com/Chigsab/status/1432947769002528769

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>>9042617
that part and the guy who got BM by the 3 got me

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>>9041659
>The tomboy girls bullied me
I've seen that happen before. They're glorified in anime/online culture but they're definitely not for everyone.

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>>9042589
... I thiught I was the only one.

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https://twitter.com/846kizuQ/status/1432948179901710339

Yashiro Pomu collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>9040304
im hard

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>>9042679
la pirata baneada...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
I'm not actually desperate I just enjoy going schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042483
good elf

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>>9042714
That would be unfiltered kino

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>>9042714
the thought of it gets me hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042714
Project Sekai is getting an EN release. Which one of the girls is most likely to stream it?

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>>9042678
Weebs think tomboy girls are actually feminine on the inside or just want some "opposites attract" romance with a nerdy boyfriend. In reality most of them are just socialized to act like "bros" and will have all the same shitty behaviors or even more than the jocks because they have to overcompensate for their lack of a penis.
Selen is a rare exception as a tomboy that does have a girly side.

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>>9042861
Pomu will be Yashiro's second prodigy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9041692
it's not being desperate for women so much as it is being desperate for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042714
If pomu bullies yashiro like the other girls i'm dropping her and going full anti.

[Anonymous No.]

rosemi cute

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>>9042895
OLs together strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>9042714
I've never understood the appeal of rhythm games, much less the "lane" ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043071
free dopamine

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>>9043113
so the same as any other game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043134
yes

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>>9043113
When I am craving dopamine I just start pumping weights or go on a jog, but fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

2.5 more days... it's not that long
i can do this

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>>9043071
it gets you into "THE ZONE"

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>>9043148
incredibly based

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>>9043160
Stay strong Famelira

[Anonymous No.]

I always wondered if Niji managed to get a reply from Porter.
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1337284201268215810

Wave 3 song producer?

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>>9043260
>December 2020
huh, who knows how that worked out.

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>>9043260
@ing him out of nowhere, and only 70likes is not a good look
did the guy ever refer to nijisanij before? why would they not try to go through some sort of official channel?

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>>9043459
intern-kun was enthusiastic but confused

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>>9043283

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>>9043459
Niji World management sucked until they hired someone new for Lazulight/Obsydia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043526
You can't impregnate a plant

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>>9043573
Not with that attitude

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>>9043459
The closest thing to that is kz (behind VtL and WNL) appeared in his concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043573
You haven't tried hard enough then.

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>>9043533
do we actually know this happened?

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>>9043595
Please she is built like a stick and could have complications

[Anonymous No.]

I love Nijisanji.
I love Petra.
I love Rosemi.
I love Selen.
I love Elira.
I love Pomu.

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>>9039652
There's a JP member that had to submit some audio of her talking for her audition but she didn't have anywhere quiet to record. So she recorded it in a supermarket bathroom where she had to whisper most of it.

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>>9043260
I kinda doubt it, sounds like he's currently working on a concert or some other project.

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>>9043627
Well they advertised a position on their website iirc, and in general they actually have management now, so either hired someone new or the person working got a lot better.

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Am I too autist if it bothers me to see some retards who clearly only care about NijiEN and not about nijisanji in general?

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>>9043662
go to bed finana

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>>9043703
nihongo muzukashii

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>>9043696
But was it just one person before? I don't think it would be, even more when their manager is clearly japanese.

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>>9043703
Those retards exist in Hololive too so I wouldn't worry about it. They're at least spreading the name of Nijisanji and might attract less annoying fans over time.

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>>9043731
i was talking about discords, yt and twitter. and not just jp

anyway, i feel that way but I feel like a retard for thinking like that instead of just enjoy them

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>>9043703
There's nothing wrong with feeling that way
But whining about it in the """NijiEN""" thread is retarded yes

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>>9043765
It was probably the India-based management handling anything in English.
Asking someone big out of nowhere is a very Indian thing to do lol.

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>>9043071
hey man, guitar hero and rock band are good games

[Anonymous No.]

Porter sir pleace show pebis and vagene

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>>9043930
i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043930
hot

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>>9043703
NijiEN was sort of meant to gatekeep EOPs and give them something Nijisanji to watch anyways, so don't worry too much about it. I'd probably care more about this if NijiWorld management actually made a lot of effort to advertise NijiJP events and livers and such aside from off-handed mentions by the livers themselves, which isn't really all that much since it's not official.

Just trust in the plan, friend. Nijisanji is growing in the west slowly but surely, and that's a great thing.

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>>9043930
That's the best part.

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I'm so lonely when Selen's not streaming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>9043703
I don't even really care about NijiEN. I care about my oshi and I don't hate the rest. You can't watch a hundred streamers so you are either pretending to care about chuubas you don't even fucking watch or you are one fo those retards "watching" 10 streams at the same time on mado.

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>>9043930

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>>9042714
That hand tracking is kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJzXP_RvcaY

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044067
I do those every now and then, mostly for CR cup events or similar though, all the other times I just watch at most 3-5 streams at the same time maximum

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi pee

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>>9043651
Then we'll cut it out of her, it works pretty these days. She'd get a sick scar.

[Anonymous No.]

Looking into Elira's archive she seems so bad at video games but I think that just adds to her charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044116
based

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Lazulight is working on something....
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1432959133821571074

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>>9044043
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GYrwQbmZ38

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>>9044262
>https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1432959133821571074
must be a song

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>>9044194
yeah she's really entertaining for me. her little freakouts are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044262
more like Finana is working on this
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1432959122593488897

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>>9044194
She's not the greatest to start out with normally, but she learns eventually and has determination. Look at Hades she started out pretty terrible at that but after 30+hrs of streams she was able to get multiple clears in one stream and even clear it first try in another.

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>>9044336
oh yeah she did an art exchange a while back

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>>9044262
Petra is also working on a cover so I wondr if they're planning to release a bunch of things at once and that's why they're all busy
Also, sus captcha

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>>9044336
That looks like it's coming along nicely. Not surprising she'd be putting extra effort into this

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https://twitter.com/Hana_Macchia/status/1432960487994511361
/jp/bros... we're coming home...

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https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1432960676587266050
>Japanese reps
does this mean a high possibility that the ghost is Shiina and not Mika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044406

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>>9044406
>AM0G_S

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>>9044530
nice

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, life is too hard to deal with, Im just going to put myself in coma for years until lazulight and obsidya get their 3D debuts, I know its going to be so glorious but why do I have to wait so long for it.

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>>9044547
Eh, it's more that she's already been invited to play at some point by Chihiro.
I love Shiina but I honestly don't think she cares that much about doing collabs with non-JP vtubers, and communication would be very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044547
>Jap reps
she will probably learn enough to do one collab wit Chiichan... but i trust on my Selen

[Anonymous No.]

>>9043703
If they don't speak English I don't watch. Simple as.
I do kinda want to learn Korean now for Hari and Hada though

[Anonymous No.]

Neejeesawnjee

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044642
Spam Anycolor's email to open western studio

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>>9044740
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[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on Elira's tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044780
It's cheaper to just fly them to Japan once the Rona settles down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044877
they are sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044877

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044877
lust.
her outfit is sooooo good.

[Anonymous No.]

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet lewd mermaid!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Finana Uh nana

[Anonymous No.]

Sonna banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044877
Using them as a pillow while she plays with your hair and praises you in her soothing voice.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9045137
dont do this to me anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044877
Wait is she flat or stacked? I never really thought about it since her dorky outfit looked so comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Pomu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045228
In bed
and I'm on top of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045137
What hair, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045219
anon she is packing some serious heat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEgkffZz26c
apologies for obnoxious clip, too tired to find timestamp right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044640
play the kenmochi fanmade touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045299
Fart on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044643
>>9044674
Chihiro probably would ask Squid or Restya to play and help her with english.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this a thing? It tells me I liked something but it obviously didn't actually go through.
I can only imagine all of those Nijisanji streams that didn't receive my 1 like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045358
pubic hair. We all shaved our head after Pomu told us to.

[Anonymous No.]

The Pochi collab makes me wonder if EOP asian streamers are the best collab partners for ESL asian streamers, since they can both make asian jokes without being called racist by woke people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045299
Pomusuke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045486
that looks epic

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if we'll need a new topic, the jannies never cleaned up this duplicate topic: >>9035724

[Anonymous No.]

>>9045486
Have a DL for that? Looks fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9046023
there's an even emptier duplicate here, let's move there instead? >>9035727

[Anonymous No.]

>>9046245
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

Let's gooooo!!!

https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1432976708953677824

[Anonymous No.]

>>9044640
Wow, Elira really hates Pomu. She collabed with Hana and talked to her multiple times behind the scenes and KNOWS Hana hates Pomu. She's putting her in a very uncomfortable situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9046374
Fine! I'll read your shitpost. If it goes stale just give it to me. What's the problem? I'm not forcing you guys to read stale shitposts. I want to read it for my fucking self. So what's the problem, okay?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9035698
>>9046103
>>9046277
>>9046388

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>>9046049
not sure if ago dropped the link or it's in a twitter of the fan