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[SPOILER] No.9089647[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

>you get home late at night and see Calli sitting on the floor
>she tells you to lock the door behind you >she's clearly tipsy and horny
What do ?

>> No.9089696

>>9089647
lock the door behind me

>> No.9089751

I delete this thread and rethink my life.

>> No.9089758
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>>9089696
That's the spirit.

>> No.9089762
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9089762

>>9089647
I am not a 5’1” asian male or bbc wielder so I would walk out backwards and shut the door behind me

>> No.9089812

>>9089762
>Update
F

>> No.9089830

>>9089696
rumao

>> No.9089867
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>>9089751
Wrong answer.

>> No.9089941

>>9089647
It ain't my time yet reaper bitch go take someone else aaaaa

>> No.9090014

>>9089941
Embrace your fate and the things she'll do to you, anon.

>> No.9090248

>>9089647
Kick this strange woman out of my house. Could you fucking imagine her unsexy pillow talk?
>Wow, dude. Totally sugoi!
>Man give me some ochinchin bro, I'm DIEsuki-in' over here.
>Jesus Jesus Japanesus, iku-ing soon from my anus!
Pushing fucking rope over here.

>> No.9090347

>>9090248
Sasuga plebeian.

>> No.9090395

>>9090248
>Thank you! Toot

>> No.9090527

>>9089647
Fucking lock the door, retard.

>> No.9090528

>>9090395
Kek.

>> No.9090537

>>9090248
>knowledge of roomie lyrics
t. deadbeat

>> No.9090578

Her pussy is barren bro....

>> No.9090594
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>>9090527
See ? This guy gets it too !

>> No.9090718
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9090718

B-Line it for her much hotter, funnier, and more feminine roommate/sometimes fling.

>> No.9090728

>>9090578
>Source: Dude, trust me

>> No.9090785

>>9090718
Clearly the answer here is a three-way.

>> No.9090802
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>>9090578
>not taking the opportunity to dump your cum in her repeatedly with no risk
You guys really are gay, holy shit.

>> No.9090816

>>9089762
Fuck you pekofrog poster.

>> No.9090867

>>9090718
I love chicken

>> No.9090877

>>9090802
I only spill my seed with the intent to breed

>> No.9090941

360 and walk away

>> No.9091019

Toss her a cucumber and tell her to keep it down because I have to go in early tomorrow. Also to clean up after herself once she's done.

>> No.9091056

>>9089647
Kick her in the face and tell her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

>> No.9091080

>>9090802
This.
>>9091019
Keksimus Maximus.

>> No.9091100
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>>9090248

>> No.9091133

>>9091100
Based and wholesomepilled.

>> No.9091184

did Calli really show feet on stream?

>> No.9091240

>>9089647
lock the door and get her a chair, what fucking dumbass sits on the floor lol??

>> No.9091291

>>9091184
So I've heard. I'm a poorbeat though, so I wouldn't know, given that it was a members-only stream. Take that with a grain of salt.

>> No.9091295

>>9091184
Yeah, she's got nail fungus.

>> No.9091309

>>9091184
yeah, she has some nice toes/10

>> No.9091391

>>9091295
Nice. I might just subscribe again.

>> No.9091411

>>9089647
Tell her that I'm flattered, but I have a girlfriend already.

>> No.9091417
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>>9091295
>>9091391
What the fuck LMAO

>> No.9091485

>>9091411
Based chad.

>> No.9091620

>>9089647
Tell her that premarital sex is a sin.

>> No.9091710

>>9091620
Well I'm already going to Hell according to most religions anyway, so I might as well have fun on the way there.

>> No.9091715

>>9091309
>>9091295
>>9091291
anyone know what stream??

>> No.9091817

>>9091715
The one from 4 days ago, I think. Members Only, so if you're a poorbeat like me you're SOL until the end of the month.

>> No.9091823

>>9091715
calm down foot nigga

>> No.9091862
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9091862

>>9090248

>> No.9091934

>>9091862
Fucking kek indeed.

>> No.9092140

>>9089830
No, no, he's got a point.

>> No.9092439

>>9091295
Before anyone calls bullshit I'm a Podiatrist. Looks like she has early symptoms and should really get them checked out to be on the safe side.

>> No.9092482

>>9089647
>>9090718
Kek. This. Use her phone to call her orange friend over for a REALLY GOOD time.

>> No.9092530
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>>9090718
>>9090867
>>9092482
Mori is hotter though

>> No.9092588

>>9092439
Is that so ? Huh, I guess I'll have to take your word for it (even if I still have my doubts about whether you're shitposting or not).
>>9092482
Again, the obvious answer is a three-way.

>> No.9092636

>>9089647
Tell bird to pick up her disgusting girlfriend.

>> No.9092639

Accept on the condition we only do positions where i'm laying down like cowgirl, amazon or 69, i'm extremely tired when i get home

>> No.9092641

>>9092530
This, even though I love both of them.

>> No.9092785

>>9092639
Holy mother of based. The things I'd let her do to me.

>> No.9092795

>>9091100
>Your boy ain't too good at sex
holy fucking kek, my sides....

>> No.9092864

>>9092639
Based wagie sexhaver

>> No.9092965

>>9092864
Based as fuck, bro.

>> No.9093015

>>9090248
pretty fucking hot desu senpai

>> No.9093096

>>9093015
I mean, I've heard worse.

>> No.9093131

>>9092639
This, if she can't accept me when I want to starfish she doesn't deserve me full anal nelson-ing her.

>> No.9093249
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9093249

>>9093131
>full anal nelson-ing
Holy fucking kek, my lungs.

>> No.9093490

>>9089647
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.9093692

>>9090941
>>9093490
Nice fucking bait, faggots.

>> No.9093702

>>9093490
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Anon you'd still be facing Mori.

>> No.9093803

>>9093702
You fell for his bait, dude.

>> No.9093955

>>9089647
have rough drunk sex with her and hope it's good enough that she won't kill me

>> No.9094055

>>9093955
This. Again, the things I'd let that woman do to me.

>> No.9094102

>>9089647
I would kill the whore not only for trespassing, but also for wanting to deprive me of my wizard powers.

>> No.9094258

>>9091620
but she IS my wife...

>> No.9094500

>>9094102
Bruh...
>>9094258
Can't argue with that, kek.

>> No.9094574

>>9093803
>implying he didn't fall for the bait on purpose to bait you into replying

>> No.9094604

>>9094574
OH SHI-

>> No.9095259

Bump because your posts amuse me.

>> No.9095329

>>9091309
So I've heard too.

>> No.9096634

>>9094604
Yes, she is my oshi.

>> No.9100324

>>9090802
>breeding the brapper
She'd fart during sex bro

>> No.9100358

>>9089647
She will only let you use 5% of her pussy

>> No.9100391

>>9089647
biggest nut of my life

>> No.9100412

>>9100358
Excellent, perfect fit for me.

>> No.9100460

Tell her to put on a Kronii costume first

>> No.9101007
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>>9090802
i prefer a girl that isn't fertile yet to dump my cum into repeatedly with no risk

>> No.9101129

>>9100412
t.deadbeat

>> No.9101181

>>9090718
can't argue with that

>> No.9101349

>>9101129
>Deadbeats bullying deadbeats
Why are deadbeats like this?

>> No.9101724

>>9089647
>What do ?
Bail because there's a pink-haired drunk woman with a scythe sitting in my house.
Fuck that.

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