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9091571 No.9091571 [Reply] [Original]

You realise that your neighbour is a chuuba. What do?

>> No.9091632
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9091632

Eat her

>> No.9091635

Trick question, I never interact with my neighbors so it's impossible that I would ever discover that one was a chuuba.

>> No.9091676

>Buy spy equipment
>Hack discord
>Slowly feed the truth as rrats into her fanbase while providing just enough correlation with real evidence to get them at eachothers throats without actually doxxing her
>popcorn

>> No.9091695

Play their stream on max volume when they're streaming

>> No.9091728

>>9091571
If it was Gura, i just approach her like i didn't k ow her and ask her out.

>> No.9091737
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>>9091571
Send them a sc then run to my window to watch them read it in real time

>> No.9091751

>>9091571
Work my way into their life since they are all emotionally stunted weirdos until I'm fingering them like Ollie on stream.

>> No.9091762

>>9091728
she'd definitely move instantly if you did that anon

>> No.9091790

>>9091571
Blackmail her into fingerbanging her on stream. Then make rrats about it.

>> No.9091826

>>9091571
Become their friend and eventually become a topic on their zatsudan in some way

>> No.9091849

>>9091826
0 chance they'd talk about you if you're a dude unless it's Ollie

>> No.9091907

>>9091571
When Chuuba is streaming on her Roommate account, I open the door behind her, expose my hands to the stream, and then quickly leave.

>> No.9091910

>>9091737
Fuck you pekofrog poster.

>> No.9092027
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9092027

make loud sex noises while they stream, alternate between human and various animal calls for maximum confusion/arousal. This would work best during an asmr stream.

>> No.9092256

>>9091571
if its some 2view, i will support her in rl
if its a he, i will support him in rl
if its a she and famous, i will doxx her and make her graduate

>> No.9092268

>>9091571
Pretend that she isn't and try my best not to reveal that I know in the rare instances that I talk to her

>> No.9092474
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>>9091910
Every time I check to see if I got any (You)s you’re always there. Don’t you have a job or something.

>> No.9092487
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9092487

I had a dream a while ago that I was walking my dogs when I noticed a girl at the park who was talking into her phone and I realised it was Ina doing an outdoor stream for some reason after I checked my own phone and saw the stream. I kept looking at her in bewilderment and she noticed and got freaked out and closed the stream and ran off. Then I was panicked about what I could do to put her at ease since I didn't mean to scare her and had no intention of exposing her but there was no way to tell her that without coming across like a nutjob.

>> No.9092515

>>9091571
rape her while she's live

>> No.9092548

>>9091849
I'm not an e-celeb or her brother for Ollie to talk about me either but I'd be making sure she'd have to talk about me in a roundabout way (referring to me as female or not her friend or some vague happening)

>> No.9094840

>>9091571
I don't care about my neighbours

>> No.9095602

>>9091571
Wait until she's got a big audience and then use a megaphone to yell nigger repeatedly outside her window.
>>9092515
Based and rapepilled.

>> No.9095641

>>9091571
take my meds

>> No.9096125

>>9091571
End up disappointed because I found out she's fat and not even close to as attractive as her model and voice.

>> No.9096452

My neighbors are an elderly couple. The wife is on a wheelchair.

>> No.9096548

>>9096452
Poor woman :(

>> No.9096613

My closest neighbours are 25km away
t.bushfag

>> No.9096619

>>9096125
yeah she is kinda chonky rn

>> No.9096628

>>9096452
mumei...

>> No.9096661

>>9096628
if she really is mumei she is still getting plenty of dick, no need to worry about her

>> No.9096763

Make them a real meal once in a while since most of these girls are useless menheras that can't take care of themselves.

>> No.9097012

>>9091571
It's halloween, this arrives at your door
Do you control yourself?

>> No.9097084

>>9097012
No

>> No.9097228

>>9097012
No
https://files.catbox.moe/2oa7f0.jpg

>> No.9097331

>>9091571
This happened to me, however she is a kpop-obsessed psycho with a garbage pc that barely manages to run browser games. I gave her a twitter follow and left it at that.

>> No.9097685

Sex

>> No.9098173

>>9091571
I would probably enter her house and open the door of her room, show only my hand and leave.

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>>9091571
If it's Gura then I'll stalk her from afar, never really getting close and making sure she keeps her privacy.

If I found her, others can too so I'll set up a perimeter around her home and train myself to catch/stop any and all intruders. I have Fitness Boxing 1 & 2 for the Switch, so it'll be easy.

I'll recruit my nephew to join me in my watch so while I sleep, he watches. I'll be a silent undetectable guardian. I will keep her safe.

>> No.9098535

Finger her while she's streaming

>> No.9098679

>rape

>> No.9098705

I wouldn't do anything. If she's my neighbor and she'd eventually see me walking outside. She'd instantly fall in love with me and come to me with a confession within a week.

>> No.9098773

Depends who it is.
If it's Gura I will try my best to keep it a secret.
If it's Kiara however I'm telling everyone I know who loves her and would die to meet her IRL just to drive her that much closer to "graduation" in either sense of the word.

>> No.9098960

>>9091571
>Focus on her eating habits
>If not easily known, send her a superchat and ask her in an innocuous way
>Become a Grub Hub/Postmates/Uber Eats driver
>Sign on the apps based on the intel gathered
>Deliver food to her house as frequent as possible
>Make small talk with her and gain rapport
>Things become more personal and I ask her out
>She falls in love with me
>Marry her
>Impregnate her so she streams less and eventually graduates from her VTuber career
>Live happy ever after

>> No.9099039

>>9098960
>Implying anyone is gonna fall in love with a fucking delivery boy

>> No.9099089

>>9099039
you can make $100/hr

>> No.9099154

Make sure they stay the fuck away from my workshop, one step on my lawn and they're getting either a face full of buckshot or hit 50 pounds of tannerite buried under the lawn.

Otherwise make no contact with them

>> No.9099195

>>9098960
Yeah man, people love making small talk with the delivery guy.

>> No.9099691

Mating press

>> No.9099717

>>9098960
>not cumming on the food
The fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.9099870

>>9092474
Hi pekofrog poster, glad to see you're still here. I missed you.

>> No.9099931

>>9091571
Cum on her front lawn under the cover of night.

>> No.9099943

>>9091571
invite you guys over to gang rape her

>> No.9099978

>>9096763
This is actually very sweet and if you are cool about it it's also a way to let them know you're a fan. There's always the chance they could be creeped out tho...

>> No.9100047

Break into her apartment and take a very audible shit in her toilet while she goes to wash her hands.

>> No.9100422

>>9099089
Plenty of money for her to ditch akasupas

>> No.9100454

>>9091737
>get blasted away by a recorder doot

>> No.9100509

>>9092487
Based dreamer

>> No.9100531

>wait until she streams
>Go to her door and shout 'Honey I'm home' as loud as i can
>Hoping it's audible on stream
>Go to vt and watch the rrats run around

>> No.9100585

nothing changes

>> No.9100880

>>9098328
Thank you for your service

>> No.9100978

>>9091571
>Wait till she goes for a midstream break.
>Shit as Ioud as a cannon
>Get schizos to enhance the audio from her stream and share it around

>> No.9101153

>>9091571
Rape

>> No.9101278

>>9091571
blast loud music everytime she streams

>> No.9101350

Would boast about it on /vt/ without mentioning who it is. Also didn't one anon said he heard Vtuber screeching from his neighbors', while he was watching her streams?

>> No.9101559

>>9091571
Break into her house when she streams as her roommate.
Gently open the door to her room.
Close the door and leave.

>enjoy the shitshow

>> No.9101585

>>9091571
kys cumshart

>> No.9101665

>>9091571
If it's a cute female, become her boyfriend to make unicorns seethe.

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