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>> No.9138220
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

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>> No.9138471
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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yfw off collab

>> No.9138560
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>>9138536
mfw off collab

>> No.9138562
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森りん頑張って!!

>> No.9138582
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9138582

This is one of the first hololive related images I ever saved

>> No.9138585
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>>9138536

>> No.9138608
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>>9138536

>> No.9139699

>REDPILLED GURA

>> No.9140008

need to make keanu reeves aware of vtubers

>> No.9141306
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Why has this watchalong been so much worse than the two Gurame watchalongs? (Die Hard, E3)
There's barely any talking and a lot of dead air. Literally no zatsu. Sad. Gurame watchalongs are all about commentating on the movie and then talking about some random talking point that relates to it. This is why Gurame have untouchable chemistry in EN.

>> No.9141315

PROBED

>> No.9141316

Cyberbuds what the fuck

>> No.9141319

FUCK I HATE THIS SCENE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9141324

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9141325

What the fuck was that chumbuds?

>> No.9141327

Why do the agents bother fighting when they can do this shit?

>> No.9141328

>it takes two agents to hold pre-pill Neo down

>> No.9141330

uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.9141333

>>9141306
focus on the stream deadbeat

>> No.9141334
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I love Kronii

>> No.9141338

PROBED

>> No.9141339

I want this to happen to gura's womb

>> No.9141340

Which holo would do a watchalong of Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)?

>> No.9141341

I never did understand the mouth scene. Can someone explain how or why that happened?

>> No.9141342

>Gura: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

>> No.9141344
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Reminder that according to the Wachowski's, The Matrix is a transgender metaphor.

>> No.9141345

KEANU REEVES TUMMY EROTIC UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.9141346
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Gura lust!

>> No.9141347

>>9140008
I'll text him

>> No.9141350

Neo's tummy hort...

>> No.9141351

I want to probe gura's navel!!

>> No.9141352

>>9141306
t. deadbeat

>> No.9141353

Is mori just a blabbermouth in general?

>> No.9141354

>gura literally came live on stream
>she is basking in the afterglow right now

>> No.9141355

>>9141209
Kill all ESLs

>> No.9141356
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Here are the current streams happening friends.
Mori and Gura are being the cutest of bros as we all watch some Matrix together and everyone goes on a trip of nostalgia since this movie is like 22 years old jesus. Also Gura's being way cuter than usual and Mori's having the time of her life, this is a really fun watc-JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL WAS THE BUG IN THE NAVEL?!
>Songs released today
Watame blessed us with this incredible original song today. It comes with a beautiful 3DMV and gives off a really comfy and mystifying experience. If you don't believe me, then you should go give this cover a stream and become enlightened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY

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>>9138536

>> No.9141358

Just like my chinese cartoons!

>> No.9141359

>>9141345
kek

>> No.9141363

>Gura's brain status

PROBED

>> No.9141365

>where is that going
>not the navel
UOOOOOOOO
I can see this clip being of use

>> No.9141368

>>9141306
Just watch the movie deadbeat

>> No.9141369
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>yfw "one" is "neo" backwards

>> No.9141371

I'm a shrimp and I WILL get to Gura's navel!

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>>9138220
>you will never have her ruin classic movies for you

>> No.9141373

Why do the bad CGI seem to add to the film?

>> No.9141378

>>9141306
True but, let the dedbeats have their night

>> No.9141379

Mori can I please watch the fucking movie and see what happens myself without you telling me what's about to happen?

>> No.9141380
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I love Ina!

>> No.9141387
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>>9141306
t.

>> No.9141391

That was a really cute reaction from Gura. Hope she watches more body mutilation movies

>> No.9141394

twinity :3

>> No.9141395

Gura's little girl whimpers...

>> No.9141396
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Was it worth it, Gura?

>> No.9141397

>you are the UNO
Morpheus...

>> No.9141398

>>9141341
Agents edited the matrix so that Neo would have no mouth, to make him unable to speak.

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>>9141369

>> No.9141401

anyone got the cytube link for this watchalong if there is one? i cant find it anywhere

>> No.9141402
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>>9138582
this is mine

>> No.9141403
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>>9141369

>> No.9141404

>>9141369
BRAVO WACHOWSKI'S

>> No.9141405

>>9141369
Anonchama...

>> No.9141406

this movie sucks ass

>> No.9141407
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>>9141369

>> No.9141408

>>9141327
Everything in the matrix is representational nothing in it is real.

>> No.9141410
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>>9141369
what the fuck its real???

>> No.9141411

trinity dies and the matrix is rebooted

>> No.9141412

>WE ARENT RAIDED ITS JUST VT SHIZOS
>WE TOTALLY ARENT RAIDED MEDS MEDS MEDS
>>9134463
>>9134463
>>9134463
>>9134463
>>9134463
>>9134463

>> No.9141413

KEANU IS GETTING RAPED

>> No.9141414

>>9141344
>according to the author
>sources say
>studies show
but they unironically said that AFTER trooning out. Kys.

>> No.9141416

>>9141356
Basically watching this blind, streamsfriend

>> No.9141417
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I JUST REALIZED
NEO = ONE

>> No.9141419

Caligula will never force you to strip....

>> No.9141420

>>9138536
>>9138560
based retard

>> No.9141422

>>9141344
they are mentaly ill and dont count

>> No.9141425

>>9141369
>oen

>> No.9141426

>>9141369
OH NO

>> No.9141427

>mori is lusting for keanu
>forces gura to lust after him too

>> No.9141428
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>>9141369

>> No.9141430

>>9141401
om3tcw.com/r/hlgg

>> No.9141431

this movie is going to blow Guras mind

>> No.9141433

>>9141380
I wonder what her farts smell like

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>>9141369

>> No.9141443

>>9141306
It's a fucking movie watchalong, you WANT "dead air".

>> No.9141447

>>9141419
I can't betray Kiara though...

>> No.9141448

Take off that shirt boy

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>>9141369

>> No.9141450
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>>9141369

>> No.9141451

>>9141344
And then there's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgg7FdznyQg

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9141453

Thoughts?

>> No.9141454

>>9141417
>>9141369
oenchama...

>> No.9141455
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>>9141369

>> No.9141456

>>9141369
uhhhh

>> No.9141457

>>9141369
It's not, but ogey. It's at least an anagram.

>> No.9141459

>>9141411
Dumbledore dies

>> No.9141462

Gura is going to have nightmares about that scene.

>> No.9141463

>>9141369
b-bros?

>> No.9141464

>>9141344
that's a good theory

>> No.9141466

BELLY BUTTON SUCKER 3000

>> No.9141469

>>9141369
PASHTUN

>> No.9141470
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>>9141369
wtf

>> No.9141471

>gura immediately recognizes the super sucker

KEK

>> No.9141473

Imagine getting your dick sucked by this thing.

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>> No.9141476

>>9141340
I now want this with Ina or IRyS, hopefully both

>> No.9141477

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURAS SUPER SUCKER T o T

>> No.9141478

>>9141306
No this watchalong has a much different problem. Mori doesn't shut the fuck up

>> No.9141481

>>9141341
the agents are programs that can actively manipulate the physics and rules of The Matrix. That's why they can jump super high, have super strength and can do shit that's physically impossible

>> No.9141484

TuT

>> No.9141485

BELLYBUTTON SUCKER 3000

>> No.9141486

I'M GOING TO SUCK GURA'S BELLY BUTTON.

>> No.9141488
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I don't think I like this movie anymore.

>> No.9141490

>>9141431
she's going spout matrix references for a week

>> No.9141491

BELLY BUTTON SUCKER 3000

>> No.9141492

WOMB

>> No.9141493

>Super sucker
What would happen if you put your dick in it..?

>> No.9141494

>mori and gura are watching keanu getting sucked off

>> No.9141495

>>9141462
Gura developed a new fetish from watching that scene

>> No.9141497

>Gura's about to barf
>I'm about to barf
WE ARE

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>>9141369

>> No.9141499

I'M GONNA PUKE

>> No.9141501

>>9141369
OH MY GAH

>> No.9141506

mori goofy laughing at gura shitty "jokes" is ruining this movie for me

>> No.9141507

Gura's vomiting ASMR! Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9141508

>>9141306
For fucks sake deadbeat, stop falseflagging.

>> No.9141509

>ISRAEL

>> No.9141510

>>9141391
Show her a cronenburg

>> No.9141511
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fish tank doko

>> No.9141514

>>9141471
>>9141493
>>9141494
TAKE THIS THING OFF DOC, I'M DRY

>> No.9141515
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Gura barfing T o T

>> No.9141517

>>9141497
little girls

>> No.9141519

>>9141493
It would be extremely painful

>> No.9141522

Not sure why people are getting so uppity about Calli. She hasn't should the movie.

>> No.9141523

Where did the belly button machine even come from how do you make shit in the matrix

>> No.9141526

>>9141481
and yet they could not overcome the power of GUN

>> No.9141527

IS THAT REAL HOLY SHIT

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>> No.9141532

>>9141414
take the trans pill already

>> No.9141534
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Gura just found a new fetish, didn't she?

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>>9141369
AKAI HAATO = RED HEART
4CHAN = FORTUNE
KFP = KFC
HOLOLIVE = HOLOGRAPHIC LIVESTREAMS
ROBOCO = ROBO-KO (ROBOT GIRL)
RISU = SQUIRREL
INUGAMI = DOG GOD
KIARA = KLARA, HITLER'S MOM
PEKORA WEARS A BUNNYSUIT
LAMY = RAMIREZ
RUSHIA = LUCIA / LUCIFER
KIRYU = KILL YOU (cf. YAKUZA)
"HIME"MORI = PRINCESS
ID GEN 1 = AREA 15 (= AREA 51) = IOFIFTEEN
KUREIJI OLLIE = CRAZY OLLIE (SKATEBOARD TRICK)
PAVOLIA REINE = POWERFUL REIGN
WATSON = SHERLOCK'S ASSISTANT
MORI CALLIOPE = MC, PERSONA REFERENCE
ENMA = ENGLISH MANAGER
KOROSAN = MR KORO
"YAGOO" IN REVERSE = OOGAY
HAKOS BAELZ = HELLS BELLS
KRONII = KRONOS (GREEK GOD)

>> No.9141536

>>9141497
WIMPS

>> No.9141537

Mori ruined the candy

>> No.9141538

New Botan looks like veibae

>> No.9141539

MORI RUINED GURA'S CANDY

>> No.9141540
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only a few are ready for the true redpill

>> No.9141541

I was eating my beef bowl...

>> No.9141542

>>9141481
why didnt they just manipulate neo dead wtf

>> No.9141545

>>9141491
>>9141485
that's what they call me

>> No.9141546
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>>9141453
i want to anally massacre her with my cock

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>> No.9141549
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>IS THIS REAL?

>> No.9141551
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>>9141380
I love Ina too!

>> No.9141556

is t his an abortion metaphor

>> No.9141557

>>9141519
UUUU

>> No.9141558

>>9141453
Lustful thoughts

>> No.9141559

>>9141506
Then why the fuck are you watching a watchalong dummy

>> No.9141560

>>9141514
I'm makin' gravy!

>> No.9141561

>>9141522
???

>> No.9141563

>>9141519
but he's a big guy

>> No.9141564

>>9141369
Not only that, it means "fresh" in Latin!

>> No.9141565

YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR CRAB LEGS GURA?

>> No.9141566

>>9141506
Wow it’s almost like they’re friends

>> No.9141567

MORI RUINED GURA'S COLLAB WITH HER CHOCOLATE BAR

>> No.9141568

>>9141522
>She hasn't should the movie.
Anon..?

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>>9141369

>> No.9141570

>gura going to throw up now
JUST WAIT 5 MINUTES FROM NOW

>> No.9141572

ENTER

>> No.9141573
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>>9141540
Counterpoint

>> No.9141574
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Uhhh Morpheuskeks is THIS your oshi???
HAHAHAHA

>> No.9141575

>>9141523
The Construct newfag

>> No.9141576
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9141576

take the oreopill anon

>> No.9141577

>>9141522
she should but she has

>> No.9141578

Holy shit it's Samuel L Jackson!

>> No.9141580

>He flosses with a mattress
LMAO

>> No.9141588
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9141588

ENTER

>> No.9141589

>>9141563
>>9141563
>>9141563
>>9141563

>> No.9141590

JESUS GURA

>> No.9141591

GURA NO

>> No.9141592

mori cringope

>>9141527
this is all based off a true story

>> No.9141594
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9141594

Expand your brain

>> No.9141595

>>9141574
Yes. :)

>> No.9141596

>>9141574
Yes.

>> No.9141599

i'm resisting the urge to hornypost

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>>9141530
what the fuck were people even shitposting back in 1999, I was one years old back then

>> No.9141602

Morpeuth

>> No.9141606

>>9141574
Larry...

>> No.9141607

Kek gur

>> No.9141608

I don't like Gura making fun of Morpheus...

>> No.9141609

Do zoomers really feel the need to make dumb jokes every minute?

>> No.9141611

>Morpheus flosses with a mattress

>> No.9141613

Damn that rarith

>> No.9141614

>>9141542
they want to use neo to get to morpheus, to get to zion. like they say in the big reveal scene in this very fucking movie

>> No.9141615

>>9141542
>>9141526
That what being made by humans do

>> No.9141617

Does Gura always make fun of the coolest character when she meets them?

>> No.9141621

>>9141559
im watching with hlgg, but yeah im pretty fucking close to closing the stream

>> No.9141622

>making fun of fishburne's gap tooth
based

>> No.9141623
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9141623

>>9138582
This is my first

>> No.9141624

>>9141369
just wait till you find out Neo also means "new" in latin and humanity and the machines are stuck in a cycle

>> No.9141625

>>9141356
you forgot Mumei

>> No.9141626

Gura, please! Leave mortheus alone!

>> No.9141627

LongBeachGriffy?!

>> No.9141630

>>9141561
She hasn't spoiled the movie.

>> No.9141631

>Mori ruins the movie for Gura.
>Gura ruins Morpheus for Mori.

>> No.9141632

Gura...

>> No.9141633

>rabbit hole

>> No.9141637

Gura is the first person to make Morpheus uncool, damn that's skill

>> No.9141638

S-stop bullying my oshi Gura...

>> No.9141639

>>9141601
Anon...

>> No.9141642

>The nigger looks like her flosses with a mattress
Jesus Christ Gura

>> No.9141643
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9141643

>>9141600

>> No.9141644

>>9141627
kek

>> No.9141650
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9141650

>>9141540
Never

>> No.9141652

>>9141609
Watch the movie alone if you don't like it, faggot.

>> No.9141653

ah the peko hole

>> No.9141654 [SPOILER] 
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9141654

Alice...?

>> No.9141655

>>9141430
thanks man

>> No.9141658

Fucking gura lmao, she's totally doing it on purpose, shitting on him knowing Mori thinks Morph is cool

>> No.9141659

>>9141576
im eating golden oreos right now

>>9141601
shitposting is a product of the knowledge of our civilizations decline breaking our brains 1999 was the peak of civilization so shitposting was rarer and far

>> No.9141664
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9141664

>Your Oshi
>Red or Blue?

>> No.9141668

WAKE UP WATAMATES!

>> No.9141670

>Gura would bully you if she knew you
Bwos...

>> No.9141671
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9141671

is the blue pill Hololive....

>> No.9141677
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9141677

Does it bug anyone else that Ame does -unarchived- member's only streams with barely any notice, on a work night, pretty far outside of her original timeslot?
I understand she's used the 1AM EST slot since debut, but her unarchived karaokes were usually a lot easier to catch and the 6PM EST slot was part of why I watched and membered her to begin with, but I think this is twice(?) now that I can't catch a stream and need to torrent it in the morning.
In the end, it's no big deal since all her shit gets uploaded to nyaa anyway, but for some reason it really activates my schizo neurons.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.

>> No.9141679

>LE RABBIT HOLE GET IT??
I hate you chat

>> No.9141680

>>9141609
yep, thats what bothers me. just shut up, enjoy the movie, react to the cool scenes. stop trying to be funny.

>> No.9141681

SHEEPLE

>> No.9141683

>>9141652
t. zoomer

>> No.9141684
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9141684

>>9141625
I could never forget Mumei's schedule silly anon.

>> No.9141686

>>9141601
natalie portman naked and petrified and covered in hot grits

>> No.9141687

>>9141664
Mumei
Red

>> No.9141689

>>9141601
nigga you have any idea the effort it used to take to upload an image

>> No.9141690

>>9141574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-yzQL7214

>> No.9141692
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9141692

>>9138582
First thing I had saved was om3tcw

>> No.9141696

Are vtubers the blue pill and doxxers are the redbill?

>> No.9141697

>>9141341
Agents are super OP and can warp reality early and then forget that shit to do kung fu. When they catch morph they brick wall all the exits

>> No.9141701

>>9141614
wow that seems very convoluted. hope it works out for them

>> No.9141702

>>9141406
nah it owns

>> No.9141703

>get kidnapped by terrorist cell
>chat them up and discuss philosophy

The 90s were a different time.

>> No.9141704

>>9141453
I will end her menopause and breed her dusty womb

>> No.9141707

>>9141522
>>9141561
thread culture

>> No.9141709

they made Kronii publish an apology tweet for raiding

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1433624439481012245

>> No.9141712

>>9141601
There wasn't shitposting yet. It was a primordial ocean of memes, wild and untamed.

>> No.9141713

FUCK YOU MORI

>> No.9141715
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9141715

Here's the part where he offers Neo estrogen pills

>> No.9141718

>>9141306
As much as I love to shit on Mori (which I really do), the format for this watchalong isn't that great. When one person has seen the movie and the other hasn't, one person basically has to remain silent for most of it so they don't spoil the film. When it's 2 people going in blind, it's great to see their reactions. When both have watched it before, it's great to hear their commentary on it.

>> No.9141720

>>9141630
>agent smith shows up
>"this guy is cool"

>> No.9141721

>>9141671
yes. stay in. it's terrible out there.

>> No.9141722

>do you know what the Matrix is
>the movie
damn it gura

>> No.9141723

>rabbit hole
>sheep
is the matrix hololive ?

>> No.9141725

>>9141709
Good.

>> No.9141726

most of you are bluepilled btw. prove me wrong.

>> No.9141727

>>9141664
Hololive is the literal blue pill, fuck, not even a pill, its a fucking shinig blue sign that says "give up your life and money"

>> No.9141731
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9141731

>>9141684

>> No.9141734

>>9141637
She finds a way. She has an easy time making fun of people for small things to make them uncool. She's one of those people that calls Vegeta a balding manlet

>> No.9141738

Gura is really fortunate to be oblivious to the Matrix for that marketing twist to work.

>> No.9141739

>>9141709
towa baby....

>> No.9141743

>born into bondage
ToT

>> No.9141746

>>9141726
I didnt take the vaxx

>> No.9141747
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9141747

>You have been born into bondage

>> No.9141748

>>9141709
FUCK m*n*gement

>> No.9141749

>>9141709
She got bonked by management.

>> No.9141750

>>9141664
Ame
Blue

>> No.9141751

>>9141664
Mori
Blue. The older I get the more I see Cypher did nothing wrong.

>> No.9141753

>>9141709
she took it well.

>> No.9141754

I bet Mori thinks this movie is ACTUALLY deep.

>> No.9141756

>>9141671
let's not do the whole "hololive is the matrix" bit because it paints doxxfags as the heroes...

>> No.9141758

>so deep
No it's not mori...

>> No.9141759

Jesus Christ. This is just about black slavery isn't it?

>> No.9141763

shut the FUCK UP calli

>> No.9141764

>>9141727
I'll down a bottle of blue pills to be with my waifu.

>> No.9141765

>>9141709
someone got an ear yanking

>> No.9141766

I actually want Mori to fuck my oshi, that will fix both of them

>> No.9141768

>>9141709
based mane-san

>> No.9141769

>>9141720
>Thinking character is spoiler
Retardchama................

>> No.9141772

>>9141709
Well yea it's all of their rule
>>9141748
t. Dumbass

>> No.9141774
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9141774

>>9141709
I need to spank her so she can learn her lesson

>> No.9141776
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9141776

>>9141689
>effort
>to upload images
What

>> No.9141778

>dayquil and nyquil

>> No.9141779

>>9141344
That was a retcon. Their trans character was "Switch" and it was going to be male IRL. That's it.

>> No.9141781

>>9141726
We sit here watching girls pretending to be reapers and sharks and the concept of time, it doesn't get much more bluepilled than that

>> No.9141784

>>9141709
Good

>> No.9141788

>>9141759
its about being tranny

>> No.9141789

>>9141727
hololife...

>> No.9141791

>>9141720
You think that's a spoiler?

>> No.9141794

SWALLOWING GURA LIKE A TYLENOL UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.9141795

Mori takes you down the rabbit hole

>> No.9141796

>redpill

>> No.9141800

>>9141696
Good thing I already took the red pill, thanks god my oshi is not an uggo

>> No.9141801
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9141801

I just realized Madara was ripping off the matrix with his genjutsu and tree pods

>> No.9141802

>>9141677
She doesn't want a comeback stream, anon, that's why she ease the concern with an unmonetized & unarchived stream.
She is just too kind for her own good.

>> No.9141803

>>9141720
That's not a spoiler, dumbasschama

>> No.9141804

>>9141726
i think having a daughter is being a cuck, at least in the way they're doing it right now

>> No.9141805

>>9141709
OMEGA HATE

>> No.9141809

>>9141718
this isnt a problem if said person isnt strongly autistic

>> No.9141810

>>9141746
the next few years is gonna be a wild ride

>> No.9141813
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9141813

>tfw thought Bae's stream was in 5 minutes
Fuck this in going to bed.

>> No.9141814

THE RABBIT HOLE

>> No.9141815

>>9141709
Management did something right for once

>> No.9141816

Well, anon?
How deep dos YOUR rabbit hole go?

>> No.9141818

BASED
AND
REDPILLED

>> No.9141819

What happens if you take both?

>> No.9141822

>>9141759
Meds

>> No.9141823
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9141823

>>9141671
The final pill is that there are no pills; no right or wrong; no good or evil. Only perspectives. That and Watamelon.

>> No.9141824

>What would you take Ca-
>RED PILL

Mori is so fucking autistic

Count: 3

>> No.9141825

>>9141776
In 1999 yes

>> No.9141826

>>9141779
estrogen was red in the 90s

>> No.9141828

>>9141709
Great

>> No.9141829

>>9141751
This. Bluepill is the embodiment of 'just enjoy'

>> No.9141831

>>9141709
Nips are such uptight little pansies.

>> No.9141833
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9141833

Just take both lol

>> No.9141834

>blue pill = /hlgg/
>red pill = r/hololive

>> No.9141835

What IS in the pills?

>> No.9141836

HE'S BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>> No.9141838

>>9141726
I know that epstein didn't kill himself.

>> No.9141839

>>9141709
Well that was a fast bonking

>> No.9141842

Gura is not feeling the movie is she?

>> No.9141843

BASED

>> No.9141844

>>9141709
wtf happened?

>> No.9141845

I don't watch Gura's solo streams often, how long has she been doing the uwuspeak?

>> No.9141848

>inserts *excuses*

>> No.9141849

>>9141709
>No fun allowed

>> No.9141850

>>9141824
Ganbare, anon!

>> No.9141852

>>9141709
Good. I fucking hate it when people "raid".

>> No.9141853

>>9141776
Internet wasn't always fast, anon. Dial-up was the golden standard.

>> No.9141855

Based

>> No.9141856

>>9141522
>She hasn't should the movie.
Please take your brain medicine, anon. You seem to be having a stroke.

>> No.9141857

mori is fucking loving this lmao

>> No.9141859

>>9141779
Cope

>> No.9141860

TIME FOR GURA TO GET MINDRAPED

>> No.9141861

WHAT'S IN THE RED PILL??????????????????????????????????????

>> No.9141862

>>9141835
old newspapers and semen

>> No.9141863

>>9141709
Twitchbros this can't be happening i thought we're POGGERS

>> No.9141864

If the Matrix was so cool, why couldn't it immediately find them?

>> No.9141865

>>9141849
Newfag

>> No.9141866

>>9141834
knee grow

>> No.9141867

>>9141834
>implying there's a difference

>> No.9141869

>>9141813
Sleep is for the week

>> No.9141870

>>9141726
Hololive itself is pure escapism, literal bluepill

>> No.9141872
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9141872

why don't mori SHUT THEFUCK UP ABOUT THEM OVIE

>> No.9141873

>>9141709
Good

>> No.9141874

>>9141709
based

>> No.9141875

>>9141751
Cypher was completely right that he should've taken the blue pill, but idk about killing several people who trust you, that ain't right

>> No.9141876

>>9141709
Based mane san

>> No.9141877

Goddamnit Calli, stop talking about "based knowledge".

>> No.9141878

>>9141759
its about escaping the demiurge's prison

>> No.9141879

"based knowledge"
- Redpill Mori

>> No.9141880

Who else isn't watching but has seen the movie enough to just follow along in your brain

>> No.9141881

which pill you taking /vt/?

>> No.9141882
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9141882

>>9138582
This is the first image I ever saved.

>> No.9141884

>>9141838
he's still alive. sick world.

>> No.9141885
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9141885

>pussybo

>> No.9141888

I'm gonna need Calli to stop saying 'based knowledge'

>> No.9141889

I refuse to believe that Gura doesn't know anything about this movie.

>> No.9141890

>>9141709
>>9141725
>>9141739
>>9141748
>>9141749
>>9141753
>>9141765
>>9141768
>>9141772
>>9141774
>>9141784
>>9141805
>>9141815
>>9141828
>>9141831
>>9141839
>>9141844
>>9141849
>>9141865
>>9141852
>>9141863
>>9141874
>>9141876
Thank you tranny self Insert

>> No.9141891
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9141891

>> No.9141892

>>9141824
She's super dorky tonight

>> No.9141894

>>9141748
>>9141805
>>9141849
>>9141831
Newfagchamas...

>> No.9141897

>>9141712
1999 was when the wild west was tamed, Eternal September was long done.

>> No.9141898

Mori is fucking autistic huh

>> No.9141901

>>9141869
And for the wageslaves.

>> No.9141902

>>9141709
Good

>> No.9141904

>Mori talks over the entire explanation with her own bullshit that's wrong.

>> No.9141905
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9141905

>mfw regretting ever falling into the vtuber rabbit hole

>> No.9141906

>>9141880
I could probably follow along

>> No.9141908

HOME SWEET HOME KANSAS

>> No.9141909

>>9141664
Mori
Red but I'd fucking hate myself for it

>> No.9141912

>>9141881
Blue, ignorance actually is bliss

>> No.9141913

>>9141709
Nice

>> No.9141914

God Mori is so fucking shit at not spoiling things

>> No.9141916

>>9141845
Watch more Gura to find out.

>> No.9141917

>>9141872
why are you mad at mori when its gura who doesn't shut the fuck up while mori is just reacting to her?

>> No.9141918

>>9141872
If you don't like it just mute them.

>> No.9141920

>>9141882
Beyblade...

>> No.9141921

>>9141890
baffling post

>> No.9141923

>>9141844
on Twitch it's normal for streamers to send their viewers over to someone else's chat as a raid. Kronii told her chat to raid Fauna and then she hopped into Fauna chat announcing her raid

>> No.9141924
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9141924

Why is Mori like this?

>> No.9141928

>>9141890
You got me.

>> No.9141930

>>9141890
ogey

>> No.9141931

>>9141709
Good

>> No.9141932

>>9141709
thank fuck, trying to turn a youtube chat into twitch is fucking cancer and she needs to understand that as soon as possible

>> No.9141933

mori is so fucking autistic

>> No.9141939

>thats all im goign to say
>proceeds to say more

>> No.9141942

>>9141890
All me
+
You're a newfag

>> No.9141945

>>9141905
Someone famous... like an actor... in a hit show like the Sopranos.

>> No.9141946

>>9141880
t. Mori

>> No.9141950
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9141950

>>9141890
I just wanted to spank Kronii

>> No.9141951

>>9141889
Its over two decades old.

>> No.9141952

>>9141709
Good, learn some manners, otherwise, just join ID3.

>> No.9141953

>>9141917
>>9141918
ITS JUST THE SBOILERS THAT SHE CANT STOP GIVING

>> No.9141956

>>9141718
I think it's a weak idea in general. The Matrix is good enough that you don't really want to talk about it much. I could see watchalongs being decent if it's something like The Room (easy to laugh at and react to), or a beloved classic they have a lot of trivia and stories about, but picking some random good movie like this is pointless. Just like when they made Amelia watch those A24 movies for some reason and we just watched a confused idiot get filtered and say "whhhaaaat" a lot

>> No.9141957

>>9141923
They should make her graduate

>> No.9141959

>>9141890
All me baby

>> No.9141964

i want to watch a movie with mori and shove my dick in her mouth to make her shut up

>> No.9141969

>>9141756
Nah. Zions were definitely the evil fucks in matrix. They literally fucked everything up for no gold reasons.

>> No.9141972

This is what I imagine what would happen if you finger Kronii

>> No.9141974

>>9141877
Who knew Mori was actually the /pol/chad

>> No.9141976

>>9141924
She was born in the mid west USA equivalent of underworldie please understand.

>> No.9141978

>>9141952
IDs don't even raid you retard

>> No.9141979

>>9141709
Good, fuck those twitch culture, so tribalistic, this whore have to behave

>> No.9141981
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9141981

Holy fuck what is wrong with 90s CGI

>> No.9141982

womb...

>> No.9141983

VVOMB

>> No.9141984

>>9141709
I don't feel so good twitch bros

>> No.9141985
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9141985

back in the womb boys

>> No.9141987

>>9141844
>Kronii ending her stream at the same time Fauna starts hers
>"Hey you guys should go watch Fauna"
>Management: nooooooooooooooooooooo you can don't do that!!!!!!

>> No.9141989

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.9141990

WOMB CHECK

>> No.9141991
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9141991

Sorry to say, but this is your girlfriend now..

>> No.9141992

>gura knows about unbirthing

>> No.9141994

>>9141932
Youtube chat is shit. Twitch chat is shit. Why pay attention to either of them?

>> No.9141998
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9141998

>WOMB

>> No.9141999

Gura baby in the womb
Gura baby breaking out of the womb and ripping out her umbilical cord

>> No.9142000

He fucking deepthroated that machine like a champ

>> No.9142001

BABY CHECK

>> No.9142002
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9142002

take the final redpill

>> No.9142004
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9142004

>We're back in the womb boys!
Gura's got a way with words.

>> No.9142006

PUT ME BACK THE FUCK IN

>> No.9142007

>>9141952
You should know what you're talking about before you speak anon

>> No.9142012

>>9141981
I think it to the otherworldly feel

>> No.9142013

GURA?!

>> No.9142014

Gura's womb mention.

>> No.9142016

>>9141992
THEN WHERE IS THE FANART

>> No.9142018

>>9141923
zoom zoom here why is that bad

>> No.9142019
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9142019

doko...

>> No.9142020

TuT

>> No.9142021

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.9142023

>I wanna film a scene like that

>> No.9142024

GURA WANTS TO FILM A SCENE LIKE THAT

>> No.9142027

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT REAL

>> No.9142031

>>9141894
Not newfag I just think it's always been a stupid rule.

>> No.9142032
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9142032

>>9142002

>> No.9142033

>>9141956
>The Room
I shit on your plebian taste. They should watch Twisted Pair.

>> No.9142034
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9142034

>>9141991
I want to hug her

>> No.9142035

how did you feel watching this for the first time hlgg?

>> No.9142037

>>9141987
Based manesan

>> No.9142039

>>9141987
>Tourist makes a retarded post as usual

>> No.9142040

>>9142002
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?

>> No.9142041

It's just like Skynut!

>> No.9142042

>>9142002
what the fuck is that real?

>> No.9142044

HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL?

>> No.9142046

>>9141953
Maybe Gura should stop fucking ask questions about the movie then

>> No.9142047

I want to live in a Matrix pod but in a world where I am happy

>> No.9142048

>>9141969
actually the ones who fucked up were the people who made the robots so advanced they wanted to live along the humans, and then they fucked up even more by denying them

>> No.9142050

>>9141981
They did their best!

>> No.9142051

ATOP SPOILING THE MOVIE

>> No.9142052

Is this real?

>> No.9142055

The more I watch Mori, the more I realize she’s female Woolie.

>> No.9142056

>>9141601
google hamsterdance and tell us

>> No.9142057

>>9141989
I saw this in theaters when I was 9. Yes, what the fuck

>> No.9142058

http://poal.me/p8wijv
http://poal.me/p8wijv
http://poal.me/p8wijv

>> No.9142062

oh i get it its a metaphor for capitalism stealing our surplus value

>> No.9142065

>>9141709
Absolute utter faggotry from management.
Chat is unusable with or without a raid, who gives a shit about a 2 minute interruption you can just ignore if it leaves you with a few thousand extra viewers?

>> No.9142066

>>9141844
>>9141987
The biggest problem with what she did was telling her viewers to announce their arrival. EN1 went through the same issue with new viewers, as long as you point out to your chat to not announce your arrival and interrupt the other streamer it's actually fine.

>> No.9142067
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9142067

Is this real?

>> No.9142070

I WANT TO BE UNBIRTHED IN MORI CALLIOPE'S WARM VAGINA

>> No.9142071
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9142071

NEOKEKS THIS IS YOUR OSHI

>> No.9142074

did Neo just guh?

>> No.9142076

>that's humankind
fucking mori just ruining everything

>> No.9142079

>>9141880
Me, and I've only watched it once.
shit is kinda boring.

>> No.9142081

Mori?!

>> No.9142085

>>9142018
Holo want build close feeling with chat
Raid no close feeling
Raid make chat about other streamer
Holo feel sad

>> No.9142087

>>9141709
Fuck management, they don't know what's good for them.

>> No.9142088

>>9142046
JUST REPLIE WITH SHIT CONCLUSIONS NOT WITH SPOILERS OR "LE TOO DEEP 4U"

>> No.9142089

>>9142067
No that is Ame.

>> No.9142091

>>9142031
Retarded twitchkid.

>> No.9142092
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9142092

>>9142019
H… hot
Got more of these?

>> No.9142093

>>9142047
The machines tried that, but humans didn't like it.

>> No.9142096

>Mori is trying to give Gura nightmares

>> No.9142098

>>9142055
Jesus christ you're right

>> No.9142099

>>9141991
Oh nyoooo

>> No.9142101

>>9141881
Sneedpill obviously

>> No.9142104

>>9142031
No anon, it's not stupid and if you weren't an utter fucking newfag you'd know why. Ame had felt the effects of this dumb raid issue back during debut times. Kill yourself

>> No.9142105

>>9142018
Makes the chat basically unusable for a couple minutes and is distracting to the streamer.

>> No.9142106
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9142106

WOMB MENTION

>> No.9142108

Bonebros...
I started to believe this isn't an offcollab.

>> No.9142109

>>9141987
good manner, twitch thot need to behave

>> No.9142110

>>9142076
I mean, it's obvious. He wakes up in a pod and there's a million other pods.

>> No.9142111

Thinking about it, I never knew why the robot unhooked Neo from the pod and stuff. Did they think he was dead or something and was disposing him?

>> No.9142112
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9142112

This movie's gotten super weird already.

>> No.9142114

shut the fuck up seriously...
man makes me appreciate how Sana handled very well watching the movie with kroni

>> No.9142116

>>9142055
woolie knows when to be quiet

>> No.9142117

>>9142033
It's an example that they already did, it went okay.

I don't think this world is good enough to allow a Neil Breen vtuber watchalong, but god, imagine

>> No.9142119

>>9141991
Do I get to impregnate her?

>> No.9142121

>>9142093
They're retarded. I would like it.

>> No.9142122

>>9142071
fucking doxxbeats

>> No.9142125

>>9141880
I'm following it along with the thread.

>> No.9142127

>>9142031
t. Can't think critically

>> No.9142128

>>9142055
But Woolie's white.

>> No.9142129

wait is that a lazarus reference

>> No.9142132
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>> No.9142133

>>9142039
I've been here longer you, the rule is kinda retarded

>> No.9142135

>>9142116
Bullshit

>> No.9142138

>>9142018
Japanese culture.

>> No.9142140

>>9142111
Zion is part of the reboot cycle

>> No.9142142
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9142142

>NEVER MOVED IN IT'S LIFE
>HAVE TO RUN A MARATHON
THIS MUST HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.9142144

>>9142112
Anon...you naive cunt

>> No.9142145

>>9142128
Just like Mori

>> No.9142149
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9142149

>>9142114
If all you're going to do is seethe than just watch something else

>> No.9142150

It doesn't matter if Mori spoils everything because Gura is too stupid to realize it

>> No.9142151

>>9142111
Yeah, that's the idea.

>> No.9142154

why do the AI let the humans who wake up go and not just kill them

>> No.9142155

So this is just, reverse SAO?

>> No.9142157

>>9142111
Yes, his body is dumped down the waste chute to be recycled and they scoop him up with their crane gadget thing

>> No.9142158

>>9142018
Streamer B is talking about something with her chat. Streamer A's viewers go into B's chat and make the conversation about A. Streamer B now changes topics. It's unnecessarily disruptive.

>> No.9142159
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9142159

>>9142092
No.

>> No.9142160

>>9142133
Mori please

>> No.9142161

I can't believe we're all bald in the future....

>> No.9142165

>>9142119
Yes, you can have your way with her.

>> No.9142168

>>9141709
Good to hear.

>> No.9142169

>>9142154
So the movie can happen

>> No.9142170

>>9141881
Blue. Ignorance is bliss. The truth is annoying. Why fight if you can enjoy the limited time you have on this planet

>> No.9142171

>>9142031
go back to wherever you belong, ame had a problem with it back then

>> No.9142172

>>9142129
yeah lazarus was dead and then reborn

>> No.9142173

>>9142149
i refuse

>> No.9142180

>>9142132
>>9142133
sasuGUH

>> No.9142182
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9142182

>>9138536
mfw off collab

>> No.9142183

>youve never used them before

>> No.9142184

>>9142133
>>9142132
wtf mori

>> No.9142185
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9142185

>>9141991
I will not cheat on my oshi

>> No.9142188

>>9142105
And it useable any other time?

>> No.9142189

DEEP

>> No.9142191

>Kronii brought Twitch culture into Hololive by initiating a raid
Still, people would cry if she gets tagged Mori 2.0 but if Mori did this, we would hear nothing but complaints.

>> No.9142192

>>9142154
Yeah you'd think there would be some kind of security or trigger that just immediately terminates anyone that wakes up

>> No.9142194

>>9142018
twitch culture is associated with shitty streamers/fanbases

>> No.9142195

WOMB

>> No.9142196

>>9142018
It's disruptive and refocuses chat on a different streamer

>> No.9142197

womb

>> No.9142198

Its so interesting watching someone go into the Matrix with absolutely no idea what the movie is about

>> No.9142199
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9142199

>>9142173
Then stop whining like a little bitch

>> No.9142200

>>9142133
Mori shut the fuck up

>> No.9142204

Why are there black people in the real world?

>> No.9142205

How hard is it not to spoil the movie.

>> No.9142206

>metaphor for being "reborn"
>can't use his muscles or eyes
>is fully articulate

Ok

>> No.9142207

>>9141991
ToT

>> No.9142209

Yeah FUCK the redpill

>> No.9142210
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>>9142117
If you talk about it enough on /ggg/ gura might get curious enough to watch it.

>> No.9142211

Gura can't stop saying womb!

>> No.9142212

So.... deep...,.

>> No.9142213

OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING ANSWERING HER YOU STUPID BITCH

>> No.9142216

Sana's womb

>> No.9142217

I want to go inside Sana's womb...

>> No.9142221

>>9142132
>>9142133
based wigger

>> No.9142222

>>9142111
i thought that was them hacking it or something, and the robot fucked off when he disconnected since it couldn't "see" him

>> No.9142223

space womb

>> No.9142224

Shut the fuck up mori

>> No.9142226

>>9142087
>>9142065
>>9141849
>>9141831
>>9141805
>>9141748
>>>/t/witch

>> No.9142227

I noticed Gura uses her cutesy voice with Calli lately. Guramefags in shamble

>> No.9142228

>>9142170
That's right slave

>> No.9142230

Still dying from
>WERE BACK IN THE WOMB BOYS

>> No.9142232

>>9142031
https://streamable.com/76hm3h

>> No.9142233

Gura tensai

>> No.9142235

>>9142154
You'll have to watch the other two movies that don't exist to know that

>> No.9142237

GURA NO

>> No.9142238

I love Gura but Mori is being really fucking annoying

>> No.9142239

Gura wtf

>> No.9142240

POPPING PIMPLES YES

>> No.9142242

>>9142205
It depends on who you're watching with, Gura seems to not mind this kind of conversation during the movie

>> No.9142245

GURA STOP

>> No.9142247

>>9142065
>>9142226
>NO NO NO MY JAPANESE CULTURE
They'll learn quick now that a lot of Twitch streamers are moving over to YT. Hololive has been able to live in a bubble for the last two years because all of their competition of off-platform.

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>>9142133
Based Morinrin

>> No.9142251
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9142251

>>9141991
She's cute but that doesn't look like Gura

>> No.9142252

jesus how can you watch that shit

>> No.9142255
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9142255

Agent samegaki here, I'm in the space womb.

>> No.9142256
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9142256

>>9141709
Reminder that this is the same management that thinks it's okay for all of EN2 to overlap their solo streams and then throws a fit when one of them tries to give someone else a spotlight (something that is clearly a net positive)

>> No.9142257

>>9142228
That's fucking right put the chains on me and set me free nigga

>> No.9142260

>>9142191
Newfagchama...

>> No.9142262

>pimple popping videos

I fall asleep watching these. maximum comfy.

>> No.9142264

>>9142133
>Mori has another retarded thought to fuck up Hololive
Sasuga

>> No.9142265

>ew you watch splinter videos?
>yeah
>that's nice i like those too
mori...

>> No.9142268

>>9142192
they have he slide just slide you on to spikes or a cliff or something

>> No.9142272

I don't think gura understands the nature of matRIX

>>9142135
compared to this??? yes

>>9142213
my dad asks these questions when I watch anime with him and im like bitch what do you want me to say

>> No.9142273

>>9142226
fucking twitch retard man...

>> No.9142276

gura is the fucking worst dude
>hey, mori, why <question that will be answered if i just keep fucking watching>?

>> No.9142277

>>9142205
Pretty easy, since no one has spoiled it yet.

>> No.9142279

>>9142209
you are like baby

>> No.9142284

>>9141991
She looks like a little girl..

>> No.9142286

>>9142247
ogey

>> No.9142290

>>9142265
THEY ARE

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9142293

>>9142260
Sorry anon. I was never a newfag.

>> No.9142294

>>9142133
Tell that to Ame then dumbass

>> No.9142295

why can women not comprehend the idea that if they don't understand what's happening in a movie, there is a good chance that it will be explained by the movie in the future?

>> No.9142297

>>9142104
Ame felt the issue more when management was up her ass for just hinting at others to go watch others streams. A 60 second interruption is worth the extra views to anyone who wants to grow. Fucking winny bitch.

>> No.9142300

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9142302

>nibba

>> No.9142305

This movie fucking sucks

>> No.9142309

>>9141709
>I'm going to join Hololive and make lots of money!
Poor naive souls, not realising every word and action is under strict control of their management. Is it worth selling your soul for 1% superchat earnings? No wonder Coco left. What an oppressive, creatively stifling atmosphere

>> No.9142311

Be careful with that ship's name, girls...

>> No.9142312

>the nebuchanigga
whoa gura, cool it with the racist remarks.

>> No.9142313

>>9142247
Cope vshiter your twitch whores wouldn't come anywhere near the pure Hololive

>> No.9142318

>>9141709
Better to get it out of the way early, honestly, at least now it's not gonna be an issue ever again

>> No.9142319

>>9142247
>JAPANESE CULTURE
It's not "Japanese Culture" you fucking NEWNIGGER

>> No.9142320

IS THAT A CHILD

>> No.9142321

>>9142276
And then Mori answers 80% of the question before stopping and saying 'I won't spoil it, you'll see! You'll see!'

>> No.9142323

>>9142256
yeah like why are they not staggering their streams through the day?

>> No.9142324

>>9142154
Because it is part of the process. Matrix is fundamentally a movie about capitalism, and how social revolution is part of the process of capitalism, or in this case, AI overlords, to relieve the built-up pressure and frustration that humans have towards the system. Read Nick Land and praise the machine.

>> No.9142327

>>9142247
if you know so much about twitch you should go back

>> No.9142328

buzzcut keanu looks sort of lesbian with it

>> No.9142329

>Apoc
>Tupac
Kek

>> No.9142330

HES A GROWN MAN MORI

>> No.9142331

>>9142133
BASED AND REDPILLED

>> No.9142335

>>9142276
Keep posting on cooldown about it

>> No.9142336

>>9142256
go back to twitch

>> No.9142339

>tupac and nintendo switch

>> No.9142340

>>9141905
that's... literally the oposite of what that character did, he literally had a look at the real world and said "fuck it, take me back"

>> No.9142341

>>9142276
unironically, watching too many newer movies has trained her to expect 2deep4u scripts that don't fucking explain themselves.

>> No.9142342
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>> No.9142345

Mori wants to fuck Mouse

>> No.9142346

Mori... Gura... Your Bible reps...

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>>9142279
https://streamable.com/bktdxz

>> No.9142348

>there's a loli
>gura instantly perks up

>> No.9142350

>>9142247
One of the reasons so many people is mad with twitch is raids and hate raids retard.

>> No.9142352

>>9142276
first time watch along with gura? she is like this the member stream

>> No.9142353

>>9142276
It's worse when you watch a movie and the person next to you is constantly not paying attention and giving you a pop quiz on what happened earlier, every 10 minutes.

>> No.9142354

TUPAC ALIVE IN THE MATRIX

>> No.9142355

Where are these niggas getting their food from?

>> No.9142357

>>9142305
You've already said that, tranny

>> No.9142358

so this nigga is just gonna walk from a chair to another and get raped for the whole movie???

>> No.9142362

I AIN'T RELAXING WITH YOU TOUCHING MY BODY LIKE THIS.

>> No.9142363
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9142363

Posting cute Mumei, don't mind me.

>> No.9142366

>>9142133
Shut the fuck up you nigger

>> No.9142368

>arguing about twitch shit when there’s a kino watchalong
Holy shit do you faggots even like Hololive

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9142370

Well anon?
Did you hear anything unusual lately?

>> No.9142372

>>9142297
>when management was up her ass for just hinting at others to go watch others streams
No dumbnigger. Ame felt the issue when Gura sent her army of children to fucking derail her stream. If you weren't a newfag you'd know but ogey

>> No.9142374

>WHY ARE YOU BLACK

>> No.9142380

UOOOOOOOOHH TuT

>> No.9142381

>>9142256
They stream at times that work for them, management don't schedule streams outside of shillshit

>> No.9142383

Gura...

>> No.9142387

>>9142330
GEICO MENTION

>> No.9142397

>>9142324
neo china arrives from the future

>> No.9142403

Their Matrix-selves are their vtubersonas.

>> No.9142404

ISREAL

>> No.9142405

post the mental projection of your digital self

>> No.9142407
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9142407

Do you want to save 15% on car insurance?

>> No.9142408

>>9142345
he's a manlet hacker, her ideal type

>> No.9142416

>morpheus could be anything in the digital world
>he still chose to be black
guy deserves to be made fun of

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9142420

>>9138536
>it's real

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9142421

>>9142363
Responding to your Mumei post with another Mumei

>> No.9142423

>What Palestine?
I don't get it Morpheous...

>> No.9142424

Is this real?

>> No.9142425
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9142425

Wait how long even is this movie?

>> No.9142427
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>> No.9142430

>>9142297
Anon, they send viewers over all the time without calling it a raid. A few people will spam it anyway but you can get the majority of your core viewers to just seamlessly switch over, so this is a weird stance to feel so strongly about.

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9142431

>Anons actually defending raiding.
Take me back. Back to before EN2. Please. Someone.

>> No.9142432

>What Israel?
MORPHEUS NO

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9142434

>>9142368
Of course they don't anon you know this

>> No.9142435

>>9142407
>Do you want to save 15% on car insurance?
My sides died

>> No.9142436

>>9142368
If you haven't noticed all the people trying to talk about twitch are literally talking about how they hate Hololive, it's shitposters

>> No.9142437

DUDE THIS MOVIE *HITS BONG* IS SO DEEEEP BRO

>> No.9142438

Ina member post

>> No.9142439

>>9142368
EN2 was a mistake

>> No.9142440

They made an insurance commmerical based on this scene, that's why its in the collective consciousness.

>> No.9142445

How do Morpheus's glasses stay on?

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>>9142407

>> No.9142447

>>9142425
My copy is 2:16.

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You've been living in a dream world Anon.

>> No.9142457
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>>9142421
I am now posting Mumei AND Gura.

>> No.9142459

>>9142431
I-its all falseflagging bro haha..

>> No.9142462

I can't believe Morpheus just doxxed the world...

>> No.9142464

>>9142355
Probably hydroponic farms at Zion. Do you ask why there are potatoes in medieval fantasy, perchance?

>> No.9142465

It's so cute how excited Mori is to see Gura's reactions

>> No.9142471

>>9142425
2 hours, now shut the fuck up or Im going to plow your ass in

>> No.9142474
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9142474

But if the machines keep humans stuck in a 20th century simulation, how does time progress in the Matrix? What would the world in the Matrix look like if 200 years pass?

>> No.9142475

there's something really funny and stupid about a vtuber not being familiar with the concept of the matrix

>> No.9142476

>the desert of it's real

>> No.9142477
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9142477

In order to help increase the population, child brides are common in Zion.

>> No.9142478

Callie is falling asleep

>> No.9142482

>>9142445
pince-nez

>> No.9142483
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9142483

LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP

>> No.9142487

>>9142363
She is adorable!

>> No.9142488

>>9142154
>>9142154
Because the Pill that is used makes the body display a dead signal. The machines already think hes dead. So they just dumb the body.

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9142489

>>9142451

>> No.9142490

ROBOCO HATE

>> No.9142492

>>9142368
Mori's involved, that automatically makes it anti-kino

>> No.9142493

>>9142439
Nigga this shit would happen long before EN2

>> No.9142495

KIZUNA LOVE

>> No.9142496

Kizuna AI

>> No.9142497

Gura is fucking brainlet

>> No.9142498

>>9141709
It's pretty much because she said "raid"
Holo's have told their fans to tune into other Holo's that are live at the time when they're ending their stream. But because she said raid when they don't have Raid Shadow Legends perms was why she got bonked

>> No.9142500

>>9142459
This but unironically.

>> No.9142501

KIZUNA HATE

>> No.9142502

reminder that we'll reach AGI by 2035 at the latest

>> No.9142504
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9142504

>>9142065
>>9142247
You can funnel your viewers without encouraging any raid. Stop being an attention whore.

>> No.9142505

>>9142066
>nooo the idols are sacred!!
>you cant mention others in their chat NOOO!!! you can only ever talk about the idol on stream!!!
God I hate you idolfags so much.

>> No.9142506

the robots turned us into zombies

>> No.9142509

>we

>> No.9142512

DAMN ROW BATS

>> No.9142513

>zombies
Zombies is a metaphor Gura

>> No.9142514

>>9142431
I will just pretend they don't exist anon

>> No.9142515

>>9142464
Sorry, I don't know future history.

>> No.9142516

>>9142438
I don't see it.
T2/T3?

>> No.9142522

>>9142492
Mori 2.0 is involved in the twitch shit, so yeah. Cope.

>> No.9142523

DEATH STRANDING?

>> No.9142525

>>9142505
>God I hate you idolfags so much.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO Back

>> No.9142527

>>9142474
the matrix is like a dream where you don't question how you got there

>> No.9142531
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9142531

>>9142431
>>9142459
They are DOING IT because YOU GET MAD you FUCKING RETARDS

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9142533

>>9142471

>> No.9142535

this part never made sense to me

>> No.9142542

it's still extremely retarded that they didn't explain it as them using humans for processing power

>> No.9142543

>>9142496
Gura defeated already and stopped the matrix

>> No.9142544

>>9142496
tay ai but she enslavers only niggers a jews

>> No.9142545

>>9142372
Seeing "X sent me here" in chat for like 1-2 minutes is not going to derail a fucking stream
You management bootlickers are so melodramatic

>> No.9142547

>>9142505
trying too hard

>> No.9142548

>>9142260
Hes completely right niggerchamma

>> No.9142551

>>9142492
What time is it in the Philippines?

>> No.9142552

>>9142506
BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS!

>> No.9142553

>>9142506
how could roboco do this?

>> No.9142556

>>9142018
Some Holos got chat rules. raiders don't read the rules and take over chat and force out the current topic

>> No.9142558

>>9142431
KroniiPepega

>> No.9142565

>>9142431
i miss when the threads were comfy... it's over...

>> No.9142566

>>9142018
Nothing, whatever negatives there are are negated by the view boost from the raid

>> No.9142570

>>9142368
Yes but I'm not watching the watchalong or the Breeder.

>> No.9142571

UOHHHHH

>> No.9142573

>ywn pop a human berry off a tree and eat it
why live

>> No.9142576

JUST LIKE MINECRAFT

>> No.9142577
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GROOMING HUMANS

>> No.9142579
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9142579

BABY CHECK

>> No.9142580

>>9142431
No, I like this one. Raiding is such a cut and dry issue that even the dumbest anon should be able to see it's dramafags completely disconnected from Hololive pushing these issues.

>> No.9142582

>>9142542
they thought that 90s audiences weren't sophisticated enough to understand distributed computing using human brains.

>> No.9142583

>>9142566
>AHHHHH ZHE NUMBUHS

>> No.9142585

Fun fact. They were originally going to use the concept of the human brains as biological processors for the machines but the studio thought audiances would be too dumb to get it.

>> No.9142587

>>9142522
kroni is ame 2.0

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>>9142515
hydroponic farms are a thing right now you stupid nigger

>> No.9142592

DURACELL LOVE

>> No.9142595

>>9142535
It was supposed to be that humans were hard drives for the matrix, but people back then didn't understand that so they changed it to human batteries

>> No.9142600
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9142600

Wait if it's just a simulation, how are more humans produced?

>> No.9142601

>>9142535
This was before we did more research into fusion

>> No.9142602

Welcome to the human fields motherfucker

>> No.9142604

>>9141677
>torrent
Just set up your own archive with streamlink or ytarchive.

>> No.9142605

>I'd buy it
Gura is getting redpilled live

>> No.9142608

>Liquefying the dead to feed back into the system
Let's goooo

>> No.9142610

>>9142548
Ame fucking did the same thing back when she started

>> No.9142614

>>9142505
You cunt, it's not even idol faggotry. Watch the fucking stream and talk about the other idol when it's on topic. If my oshi had you in her chat you would be indefinitely muted for being a retard.

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duracell marketing deal

>> No.9142616

Mori shut the fuck up...

>> No.9142619

>>9142545
>Seeing "X sent me here" in chat for like 1-2 minutes is not going to derail a fucking stream
t. Newnigger who wasn't in the fucking stream seeing the raidniggers telling Ame what to do for the next hour and telling Ame everything Gura was doing despite her trying to do her own thing
Kill yourself

>> No.9142621

>using human as fuel
That's gonna be so inefficient

>> No.9142623
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9142623

Can you ever find yourself not watching vTubers anymore?

>> No.9142624

>>9142496
She would be this powerful if she kept her original VA...

>> No.9142625

Duracell product placement ruined this movie

>> No.9142628

>>9142553
Better question. Why could we, humanity, not accept her first iteration of the matrix?

>> No.9142629

This movie was unintentionally horrifying.

>> No.9142630

>>9142587
Even worse.Amegeddon still happened.

>> No.9142631

>>9142558
>KroniiPepega
what does this mean

>> No.9142633
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9142633

This can't be happening rrat bros

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9142635

>mori is just like me showing someone something i like
Oh god am I this annoying...

>> No.9142638

>>9142600
pay attention to the movie retard-kun

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Cute dorks

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>> No.9142641

po

>> No.9142643

I feel like my oshi is the only thing stopping me from hating women and I don't know what to do about it

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>>9141709
Insanely based. I wonder if it was management or Kiara/Amelia. My guess is it was Amelia because she's active right now. Raiding isn't YouTube thing and isn't a hololive thing. Glad she got smacked because of it.

>> No.9142646

>>9142431
you said the same thing about Ame last year but then you learned to love her. In time you will love Council too

>> No.9142647

>>9142600
Do you know how easy is to make a baby without sex?

>> No.9142648

>>9142629
pretty sure it was intentional

>> No.9142649
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9142649

This movie is what happens when civilization grows too advanced. Embrace Nature!

>> No.9142651

>mori explaining the very obvious scene to gura

for what purpose

>>9142600
i fuck all the women(your ooshis)

>> No.9142653

>>9142431
It's going to get worse and worse every month.

>> No.9142656

what is mori even saying

>> No.9142658

mori is so fucking autistic

>> No.9142659

>>9141709
Good riddance
>>9142065
Imagine being attention whore

>> No.9142660

>>9142640
kek

>> No.9142661

>>9141677
*rapes your face*

>> No.9142663

SHUT UP MORI

>> No.9142664

MORIIII SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.9142665

Mori is so fucking autistic x4. Im NGMI

>> No.9142666

https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433612709212262400
Mamaloni opening up to ntr after someone drew her getting NTR'd by Kiara.

>> No.9142667
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9142667

CHIMKIN CUTE

>> No.9142668

>>9142621
they explained they did it out of spite

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9142669

>>9142587

>> No.9142673

https://twitter.com/sunflorah/status/1433625102617354242
>the absolute state of cocksucker

>> No.9142674

>>9142610
The fuck are you talking about, retard?
Ame BTFO raiders if anything

>> No.9142675

>>9142535
they should have been used as a bio computer but producers knew that people are too retarded to understand that concept and a battery is easier

>> No.9142678

>>9142641
Polka oruka?

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>>9142600
you ever read that one doujin by the great mosu?

>> No.9142681

>>9142635
Yes, but it's cute.

>> No.9142682

>>9142585
that would be slightly more believable, humans aren't efficient for energy harvesting

>> No.9142685

Only free lolis and shotas from the matrix

>> No.9142686

>>9142646
I'm not complaining about Ame or Council you fucking retard. Did you even read the post??

>> No.9142688

honestly this doesn't seem like that big of a revelation I think I would be cool with it

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>>9142619
I never understood why streamers can't just ignore chat.

>> No.9142690

>>9142656
>>9142658
SHE IS GATHERING GACHIKOIS

>> No.9142691
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9142691

MORIPHEUS, DORPHEUS, ORPHEUS
GO EAT SOME WALRUSES
ORIFICES, PORRIDGES
MORIPHEUS, MORIPHEUS

GOING TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES
CONFIDENCE, CORPSESES
WHORECESTERSHIRE SAUCE
GO INTO YOUR ORIFICES

RED PILL, BLUE PILL
MORIPHEUS, WALRUSES
SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHOREPHEUS

MORIPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET

>> No.9142694

Even THIS truth of the world is fake.

>> No.9142695

>>9142635
I understand that pain man, just remember it's best to let people experience things as genuinely as you did

>> No.9142696

>>9142643
Unironically the goal of Hololive

>> No.9142697

>>9142631
>>KroniiPepega
>what does this mean
ollimegalul

>> No.9142698

>>9142583
And chat spam only happens for like a minute, who cares

>> No.9142701

>>9142629
>unintentionally
The truth is scary, anon

>> No.9142702

>>9142680
Which one?

>> No.9142703

>they only release lolis and shotas
ok that's hot

>> No.9142704

>this is Mori’s brain coping to hololive fame

>> No.9142705

>>9142621
we make shitty batteries. The energy we produce from eating is so inefficient.

>> No.9142706

>>9141709
Her only mistake was saying 'raid' and the baggage around that word, informing viewers that other hololive members are streaming should be fine.

>> No.9142707

>>9142297
You can give extra viewers WITHOUT the 60 seconds interruption. It's called "Having chats that love you so much they will do anything for you & the rest get permabanned", Ame did it & it works.

>> No.9142708

>>9142663
>>9142664
>>9142665
>>9142656
>>9142658
>Stop talking during the watchalong

>> No.9142710

Tracing it back, you would still need an alternate energy source to supply nutrients for the humans and the sun is the most effective way to do it. Is it ever explained in matrix lore?

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>>9142505

>> No.9142719

>>9142600
with the super sucker

>> No.9142723

>>9142688
yeah it's an upgrade from your life being meaningless if anything

>> No.9142724

>>9142689
>Ignore the people supporting you especially within the first months
Wow good idea retard

>> No.9142726

THE ARCHITECT

>> No.9142727

>>9142600
Using SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.9142732

>get into simulated world
>it's not 2D
This is the real hell.

>> No.9142736

>>9142689
What the fuck is the point in a chat if the streamer never sees it

>> No.9142738

>>9142595
Wait, what? If they could create a matrix, why would they need the brain as hard drives?

>> No.9142742

>"He said, there will be a chosen one..."

>> No.9142744

>>9142625
>missed nokia cell phone

>> No.9142745
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9142745

You faggots are too new.
The raiding shit isn’t about twitch vs not twitch, it’s about preventing the mass of retards from flooding the chat with stupid shit, forcing the topic off and the attention on them.

>> No.9142746

>>9142368
You know the truth

>> No.9142747

>>9142619
I was literally in that stream you newfag stop projecting and take management's cock of your mouth ,it was barely a problem you little bitch

>> No.9142749

>>9142686
you posted a Gosling so I just assumed you were a Teamate

>> No.9142750

>>9142697
?

>> No.9142752
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ngl this just sounds like a metaphor for Jesus

>> No.9142754

>>9142710
fusion, they mentioned it already

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>>9142505

>> No.9142758

>>9142651
>for what purpose
Unironic autism

>> No.9142763

VIS A VIS

>> No.9142764

>>9142689
May as well just have a VOD in that case.

>> No.9142766

if you can read this, (YOU) are the One

>> No.9142772

I'm dealing with real life shit where I hope it's all a lie and I could just wake up too. If only..

>> No.9142774

>>9142710
the film is an allegory about SOCIETY

>> No.9142775

DAS RITE

>> No.9142776

Kung Pow watch along when?

>> No.9142777

>>9142600
Come here and I'll show you.

>> No.9142778

>>9142752
It's actually a metaphor for trannies

>> No.9142779

When does the action happen?

>> No.9142781

>>9142688
That's because you live in 2021. This shit was completely unimaginable in 1999.

>> No.9142782

>>9142710
Morpheus literally said they use humans and nuclear fusion for power.

>> No.9142784

>>9142646
Ame discourages raid tho.

>> No.9142785
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fat cat

>> No.9142786

>Cali digs human powered anything
ho boy, imagine if she gets into Warhammer 40000

>> No.9142791

Tank was my favorite character

>> No.9142792

>>9142738
>Year 2199
>still using SATA drives

>> No.9142794

>>9142749
>Gosling=Teamate
all newfags should be banned

>> No.9142795

>>9142474
There have been many matrixes so I assume they all progress normally and restart at like the 1900s each time or something.

>> No.9142797

>Mori spoiling that it's a kung fu movie
holy shit, just ruin the whole movie why don't you

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9142798

>>9142766

>> No.9142799

>>9142758
yeah I used to do that all the time with and still have to struggle against the impulse when watching movies with people

>> No.9142800

Zion yo...

>> No.9142801

How do we get Gura to stop saying "son" or "boy" when imitating a black man

>> No.9142802

>>9142702
OneShota Sakusei Bomber Maid

>> No.9142803

SHION MENTION

>> No.9142806

>zion

>> No.9142807

Tank and Dozer are so cool. Wish I could have friends like them.

>> No.9142808

tank kinda homo ngl

>> No.9142811

>>9142276
Peak zoomer.

>> No.9142813

Shion?!

>> No.9142814

Tank...

>> No.9142817

>>9142752
>jesas was trapped in the roman matrix
>the jews freed him
>romans were actually just ancient ai machines
sounds about right

>> No.9142819

>>9142736
Dolla dolla bills yall.
>>9142764
If the streamer never says the chat is ignored how will they know without making it obvious?

>> No.9142820

OY VEY

>> No.9142821

>no plan to find a renewable energy source
>assumes everyone forcefully awoken will just go along with it and fall in line

Did they even think their plan through at all?

>> No.9142830

>>9142749
>The average poster in /hlgg/ can't even read now
>All goslings are teamates
Amazing

>> No.9142831

>>9142779
Pretty soon. We're getting Kung Fu in a bit.

>> No.9142833
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9142833

This movie doesn't really make sense.

>> No.9142834

>>9142732
right i would be fine in a anime heaven

>> No.9142835

>>9142666
>someone drew her getting NTR'd by Kiara
This never happened, you're a liar

>> No.9142836
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>>9142785
TAKE THE RED OR THE BLUE PILL
IT ALL LEADS TO FAT CAT

>> No.9142838

>2199
people of zion had no idea zion has been destroyed and the matrix restarted 6 times

>> No.9142840 [SPOILER] 
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9142840

>>9142772
Just unplug bro

>> No.9142841

>>9142643
Give it time. Omegatranny is working on ruining that.

>> No.9142842

>Zion
>Gura: THE ELDERS OF ZION?????

>> No.9142843

>hears Zion
>Wha-
What did Gura mean by this?

>> No.9142844

TANK LOVE

>> No.9142846

>Zion
>what
Oh no, Gura knows.

>> No.9142848

>>9142813
Shion is where the party is

>> No.9142850

tank has more charisma than any other actor in this movie it's nuts.

>> No.9142851

>Floppy disks

>> No.9142853

>>9142698
it ruins the mood and atmosphere for the viewers and the chuuba but you are right in that it recovers usually depending how well the holo can tell the raiders to fuck off and stay on topic

>> No.9142854

He looks like JCVD

>> No.9142855

Zion, yo

>> No.9142858

>>9142843
zion yo...

>> No.9142859

>>9142843
I think she was reacting to ``you don't have any holes?''

>> No.9142860

>>9142276
she's a woman, yes

>> No.9142863

Hes trying to control how FUCKING excited he is girls

>> No.9142865

>Zion is the last city
>The jews run civilisation under the guise of freedom
B-bros???

>> No.9142866
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>>9142830
I am witnessing the heat death of the universe

>> No.9142871

>>9142738
Processing power I mean, as the anon below me said. You can think of it like this. What makes the nation of France? The culture or the people? In truth you need both. France needs french people to exist to allow France to exist, just as the matrix needs people for the matrix to exist.

>> No.9142872

>Child of Zion
>Tank and Dozer are black
Did Shion... you know... with a black guy?

>> No.9142874

>>9142848
>it's all niggers

>> No.9142875

>Gura saw the gif

>> No.9142876

>>9142776
I can still recite the entire movie's script from memory because of those damn watchalongs.

>> No.9142881

>>9142747
>I was literally in that stream
t. Wasn't in that stream and probably can't even fucking find it

>> No.9142882
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9142882

>Mori talking about redpills and based knowledge
>Kusotori flashing white power signs
What did they mean by this?

>> No.9142886

>>9142752
Because it is

>> No.9142888

>>9142872
Yeah, me

>> No.9142891

>>9142850
Why wasn't he in the sequels again?
The black dude they replaced him with was so forgettable.

>> No.9142892

>>9142018
Okay anon, imagine you want to advertise fellow's artist's concert, do you tell your fans to go and check it out or do you gather them all up, get them onto a truck and crash the concert with it blaring on loud speakers that anon is bringing in shitton of viewers?

>> No.9142895

>>9142710
yeah the original idea was they used human brains as CPUs for running their software (themselves), which sorta checks out even today because human brains are still way more efficient and powerful than CPUs.
"the AI is running on our brains" is also a great explanation for why neo can modify the matrix when he's inside it, because he's literally a malicious piece of hardware in their simulation

>> No.9142896
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>>9142766
How did you post a blank spoiler?

>> No.9142897

I know kung fu

>> No.9142899

>2099
>PS1 graphics
Ogey

>> No.9142901

Awwww shit dawg. Watchalong of Drunken Master when?

>> No.9142905

TALKING SHIT ABOUT JACKIE CHAN

>> No.9142906

These retards don't know about drunken boxing.

>> No.9142907

SHOW ME

>> No.9142909
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9142909

These idiots don't know about Drunken Fist.

>> No.9142911

>they don't know drunken boxing

>> No.9142915

>Doesn't know drunken boxing
Gura....

>> No.9142917

>They don't know what drunk boxing is
I'm suddenly an anti

>> No.9142918

>>9142882
They want Mumei to do history streams.

>> No.9142926
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9142926

>shitposters so starved for bullshit they fake controversy over fucking nothing again and fuck with the depressed doomniggers
If the anon I was talking with last thread or two is still here, these kinds of people are why I feel perfectly fine calling a goose a duckfag if they shit all over my picnic for no reason

>> No.9142927

They don't know Jackie chan

>> No.9142928
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9142928

>drunken boxing

>> No.9142929

Gura drunken master watch along

>> No.9142930

>i know ubuntu

>> No.9142932

>>9142290
Mori is so weirdly fake when interacting with Gura

>> No.9142933

>>9142819
>t. Guy who has never had a message read on stream

>> No.9142936

GURA'S FIGHTIN' MORI

>> No.9142937

>doesn't know drunken boxing
someone needs to show these uncultured dorks some kung fu films

>> No.9142942

>calli doesn't know what drunken boxing is
what a fucking pleb. Imagine having not seen Jackie chans kinoflicks

>> No.9142943

isnt it usually just called drunken fist?

>> No.9142944

>>9142891
because he fucking dies, anon

>> No.9142945

Mori spent WAYYYY too much time on /pol/ as a teenager.

>> No.9142946

WEEBSHIT
DON'T LOOK RETARDBROS

>> No.9142949

>>9142668
>spite
They did it so both humans and robots can be happy and live in peace. The robots also allow the resistance to exist so they can find problems in the Matrix and improve them over successive iterations.

>> No.9142951

>>9142930
Show me

>> No.9142956

>>9141709
Good. We like overlap and keeping streams and streamers isolated.
We need management to start shutting down impromptu collabs and the girls chatting to each other on stream too.

>> No.9142958

>>9142747
People part of the problem don't tend to see themselves as such.

>> No.9142962

>>9142882
More freedom after EN2

>> No.9142964

This choreography is terrible

>> No.9142966

Drunken boxing is real and pretty sweet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing
Jackie Chan also has a cool movie about it.

>> No.9142967
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>>9142836
I TAKE THE RED PILL AND THE BLUE PILL THEN

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>>9141356
Sorry it took so long
https://files.catbox.moe/wnrjf5.png

>> No.9142970
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9142970

God, collabs really do just bring out the worst/most retarded posters now huh?

>> No.9142971

>gura not understanding the concept of ellipses

>> No.9142972

>>9142932
Because this is an utterly soulless watchalong to promote their King cover

>> No.9142976

>>9142932
when has Mori ever sounded authentic? I think she is being authentic but just always sounds fake naturally

>> No.9142979

>ציון

>> No.9142980
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9142980

>>9142865

>> No.9142983

>>9142926
what the fuck are you even saying nigger

>> No.9142985

>>9142782
>>9142754
You would still need an energy source to initiate a fusion reaction

>> No.9142986

>>9142964
fuck you it's cool

>> No.9142988

is that some crystal method?

>> No.9142990

>>9142368
>kino
no

>> No.9142991

NEO ON THE TELLY FIGHTING MORPHEUS

>> No.9142997
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>>9142969
I WANNA FUCK THE RRAT

>> No.9143000

IT'S NOT A MONTAGE

IT'S NOT STUNT DOUBLES

>> No.9143004

>>9142619
It makes a lot of sense that the people most upset about promoting other members' streams are teamates.

>> No.9143005

>>9142951
your pronouns

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>>9142969
Oh my.

>> No.9143009

DEADBEAT IS FIGHTING GOSLING

>> No.9143013

I don't think real fights are like this

>> No.9143016

>>9142988
yessir

>> No.9143017

>>9142964
You're terrible, you filthy nigger.

>> No.9143018

Keanu did his own stunts in this?

>> No.9143019
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9143019

Why are gooks like this?

>> No.9143021
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>>9142836
take me there please

>> No.9143022

CAHM ON NEO

>> No.9143024

>>9142969
Good stuff

>> No.9143028

>keanu's so cool
how tall is keanu?

>> No.9143030
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9143030

>>9142967
WISE CHOICE

>> No.9143032

Mori play yakuza 0 or dmc...

>> No.9143034

>>9142865
Real Jews bakuhatsu shiro!

>> No.9143036

>>9142881
>N-newfag you were there!
>Yes I was retard
>Y-you can't read!!
Shut the fuck up you retard, just admit you're good little boy and will conform to whatever management tell you

>> No.9143039

>>9143019
Based

>> No.9143040

>trannies in here actually seething

>> No.9143049

TEAMATES ARE FIGHTIN' DEADBEATS

>> No.9143050

That fucking gong

>> No.9143051

>>9143004
No retard you don't want your entire stream and plans to be derailed because
>"HEY AME GURA SAID ___ SO DO ____"

>> No.9143052

This movie is kinda bad bros

>> No.9143054

>>9142932
She's just in it for the aka's

>> No.9143056

Man I probably would have been obsessed with this movie if I watched it when I was younger.

>> No.9143058
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9143058

>>9143009

>> No.9143059

So they like kung fu fighting
Any chances of them playing things like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

>> No.9143062

>>9142969
I want to fuck that rrat

>> No.9143064

>gura still can't comprehend it's a computer simulation
gura...

>> No.9143066

>DYRB

>> No.9143068

is that air you're breathing anon?

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9143071

>>9142970
Anon it's the same shitposting fags as always
They are here EVERY FUCKING DAY and have been here for OVER A FUCKING YEAR
Do you think they ever stop? Ever?

>> No.9143076

DYRBI?

>> No.9143077

gura kek

>> No.9143080

>>9143028
6'1, I'M IN BOYS!

>> No.9143082

Does gura seriously not understand that they're in a simulation right now?

>> No.9143083
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>>9142969
good shit

>> No.9143084
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9143084

>>9143021
HELL YEAH

>> No.9143085

>>9142969
Good shit.

>> No.9143086

GURA FACE REALITY

>> No.9143087

>>9143030
link to uncensored please

>> No.9143088

>>9143018
Yes. The stunt coridinator for the matrix directed john wick

>> No.9143089

>>9143036
>>Y-you can't read!!
Nigger when the fuck did I even say that? The fuck are you on?

>> No.9143090
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9143090

>Is that air you're breathing Gura?

>> No.9143091

MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

>> No.9143092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSR7wPydjw
i can't wait for this scene

>> No.9143094

>>9143016
fucking kino

>> No.9143095

JESUS FUCK MORI SHUT UP

>> No.9143098
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9143098

>What is REAL?

>> No.9143099
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9143099

i think keanu is a cool guy, eh fights matrix and doesnt afraid of anything

>> No.9143101

>>9143018
Keanu is a real pro. He puts his all in these movies. Watch his John Wick training too.

>> No.9143102
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9143102

You are breathing in manual mode now.

>> No.9143103

STOP SPOILING SHIT MORI PLEASE

>> No.9143105

>>9142932
NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT CALLIGULA!!! BONE BROS BONE BROS BONE BROS

>> No.9143108

STOP TRYING TO DOXX ME AND DOXX ME

>> No.9143112

Mori pls

>> No.9143113

>>9142835
https://twitter.com/SalubriousBeets/status/1433609538477899785

>> No.9143114

bogmonster want sex

>> No.9143115

MORI...!

>> No.9143116

Mori your spoiler reps...

>> No.9143118

>>9143052
You are an actual homosexual

>> No.9143119
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>> No.9143129
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9143129

Gura's mind will break at the true sight scene

>> No.9143130

>>9142983
archive reps

>> No.9143131

You fags were wrong before but that time she did go a little far

>> No.9143132

>I'm now breathing Gura's cunny

>> No.9143135

Gura is kinda stupid.

>> No.9143138

>>9143051
Sounds like more of a problem of Chimkiddies being terrible than an issue of promoting your genmates.

>> No.9143140

>Is that air you're breathing
>Shut the fuck up Morpheus I just want to grill
Based gura

>> No.9143142

STOP TRYING TO DOX ME AND DOX ME

>> No.9143144

Except there are Mori you stupid cow

>> No.9143145

gura's already figured out how to beat the movie

>> No.9143148

>>9143056
I still remember playing starcraft maps based on it. Good times.

>> No.9143149

>>9143071
>shitposting fags as always
It's getting to a point where I'm pretty sure they aren't
>"Pretending" to be retarded

>> No.9143151

>>9143036
I can tell you are a wojackposter

>> No.9143155
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9143155

He was moving so fast that he had multiple limbs...that's so cool!

>> No.9143157

>>9143082
MORI KEEPS LAUGHING AT IMPORTANT PARTS BECAUSE HAHA FUNNY MEMES

>> No.9143158

>>9143082
her entire thing is being dumb

>> No.9143159

>>9143071
I will fucking KILL THEM. I’ll be genuinely happy to dox every single one of them (yes all 5) and hire a hitman. Don’t worry a hitman in the Philippines doesn’t cost much

>> No.9143162

>>9142932
The way she talks to Gura is as if she is talking to a literal child. It's like Gura brings out her teacher mode or something. I don't think she's fake it's just the way she speaks

>> No.9143164

>>9143036
It's always cute seeing ESL-fags trying their best.

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9143165

>>9143102
fuck you

>> No.9143166

Gura parkour reference
remember when every single stream had one

>> No.9143167
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9143167

>>9143030

>> No.9143168

....

woah

>> No.9143172

So it's basically lucid dreaming?

>> No.9143173

WOAH

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9143175

>>9143087
https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1426059905589342218

>> No.9143176

>>9142976
Unironically her off collabs with Kiara are when she’s her most genuine sounding.

>> No.9143177

Whoa...

>> No.9143180

MORI THERE ARE NO RULES
they're hacking the matrix they can do whatever they want

>> No.9143183

>oki doki

>> No.9143184

>>9142969
holy shit my dick

>> No.9143186

>>9143138
>Chimkiddies being terrible
Aka why there's a rule on ALL of their channels against it dumbass

>> No.9143187

>>9143155
Nosefriend, have you seen any part of this movie?

>> No.9143190

HOPE ABOUT TO DESCEND

>> No.9143191
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9143191

parkour!

>> No.9143192

>okie dokie boomer

>> No.9143196

>>9143172
Yes, Gura.

>> No.9143198

>keanu is cute
>gura is cucking us live

>> No.9143201

>>9143155
this is just like my japanese anime!

>> No.9143207
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>>9143113
The result is an unfortunate disappoint though

>> No.9143208

Why is phoneposting generally frowned upon?
t. has never had a phone in his life and doesn't understand phone culture

>> No.9143209

>>9143166
Sharkour!

>> No.9143213

>Gura thinks Keanu is cute
Gosling...

>> No.9143217

>>9142976
Her collabs with Kiara, particularly the offcollabs

>> No.9143218

>He's kind of cute
oh no mouse bros...

>> No.9143220

>>9143059
>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
More of a drama than kung fu fightan, I think.

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>>9143149
Oh, it's not fucking "pretending."
They never were "pretending." They just thought they were.

>> No.9143223

>WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?

>> No.9143225

I can't believe the matrix copied that scene from spiderman 2

>> No.9143226

>>9143176
oh I skipped those, maybe have to catch up on them

>> No.9143227

>>9143155
Yeah... it really was... I'm glad we can still enjoy movies like this.

>> No.9143228
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9143228

Is your mind free, Anon?

>> No.9143230

>>9142696
Problem is that if my oshi ends up not being who I thought she was, I don't know if I'll ever be able to come back from that
I end up projecting my oshi onto other women nowadays to justify my recent kinder attitude

>> No.9143231

>>9143036
Oh wait, I know this style. You still can't figure out what your writing quirk is, huh?

>> No.9143235

>>9143089
>>9143164
I can barely decree the fuck point you're trying to make over all your projection and management cock sucking

>> No.9143236
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9143236

Parkour?

>> No.9143239
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9143239

>> No.9143241

I never realized how many blue eyed people were in this movie. Kinda based and redpilled

>> No.9143246

>>9143166
you mean like the human fall flat collab where mumei was shouting it every five seconds?

>> No.9143248

>>9143175
thanks friend

>> No.9143250

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

>> No.9143251

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE

>> No.9143255

Oh shit is like SAO

>> No.9143257

>>9142635
Its fine you might be cute

>> No.9143258

SWORD ART ONLINE

>> No.9143259
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>>9143187

>> No.9143263
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9143263

wait so did the matrix just rip off sword art online?

>> No.9143266

>>9143236
no Mumei. ParkMINE!

>> No.9143267

>>9143241
>blue eyes
>red pill
???

>> No.9143269
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9143269

MATRIX HATE

>> No.9143270

>morI preempting the fucking actor's lines
SHUTTTT UPPPPPPPPP

>> No.9143271

>>9143250
s-sugoi

>> No.9143272

>>9142969
unironically, thank you for your service

>> No.9143274

>>9143250
>>9143251
ifyoudieinthegameyoudieinreallifemind...

>> No.9143276

>>9142781
I saw this in the theater in 1999 and felt more or less the same way

>> No.9143277

>>9143250
>>9143251
s-sugoi

>> No.9143278

>>9143235
>decree
Stop using DeepL

>> No.9143279

>>9142969
RRRRRRRAT

>> No.9143280

this is why Mori likes SAO isn't it?

>> No.9143283

why is artia in the film?

>> No.9143285

>>9143246
I mean when every Gura stream had a parkour reference; I don't care about Mumei's parkour

>> No.9143287
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9143287

>>9143250
>>9143251
>Same time

>> No.9143288

If you knock your oshi up in the matrix do they get pregnant in real life?

>> No.9143290
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9143290

Hololive actual Matrix streams when?

>> No.9143292

Mori is so wet for keanu

>> No.9143297

>>9142969
ßsssseeeeeexxxxxxxx

>> No.9143298
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9143298

>> No.9143299

>>9143230
And that's why privacy is so important

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9143300

Why is Mori talking like that?

>> No.9143303

>>9143263
Close, you're thinking of Accel World. Same author tho, so yeah, the Wachowski brothers are a bunch of hacks

>> No.9143305

>>9143052
listen this was the coolest shit in '99, we didn't know any better

>> No.9143306

>>9143208
It's not. It's just another way to discredit someone you don't like. You might also see the following used in its place
>reddit spacing
>go back
>newfag
>discord
>tranny
>bait
and so on.

>> No.9143307

nigga this shit slap

>> No.9143309

ENTER best song in the movie.

>> No.9143310

What the fuck this was filmed in Sydney?

>> No.9143313

it's the song

>> No.9143316
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9143316

KINO OST

>> No.9143317
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9143317

I'm going into the matrix, you guys want anything?

>> No.9143319

>>9143280
SAO is a good anime. You don't need to have seen Matrix to enjoy it.

>> No.9143320

>>9143250
>>9143251
>exact same second
Black cat doko

>> No.9143321

>>9143288
Her mind makes it real

>> No.9143322

FUCK new york

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9143323

This soundtrack is so FUCKING good

>> No.9143324

>>9143306
t. phoneposter

>> No.9143325

NEW YORKERS BTFO

>> No.9143326

Based matrix music

>> No.9143327