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Hololive Global

>> No.9143386

I love Gura

>> No.9143387

>>9143330
cute!

>> No.9143439
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>> No.9143658

>>9143330
Amazing

>> No.9143825
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9143825

I love Ina!

>> No.9143979

>>9143825
I wish Ina loved her takodachis back too.

>> No.9144037

the oracle is so useless

>> No.9144105
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9144105

I AM GONNA POST AN IMAGE OF MY OSHI

>> No.9144107

THERE IS NO STREAM

>> No.9144111

SPOONING MORI

>> No.9144113

>talk teeth

>> No.9144115

THERE IS NO STREAM

>> No.9144116

>There is no spoon
"Cheat enabled"

>> No.9144119

>>9144035
>>9144038
>>9144040
Are you retards even paying attention to the film or are you just spamming on cooldown? It's been said a million times already

>> No.9144120
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9144120

I love Gura!

>> No.9144121

MORI TOOK HER MEDS

>> No.9144124

>gura isn't real
holy shit mori...

>> No.9144126

>hololive isn't real
SHUT THE FUCK MORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9144127

ARCHITECTS AREN'T REAL

>> No.9144129

THE WORLD AINT REAL

I BEND THA SPOON WITH MY MIND

>> No.9144130

>there is no 5%

>> No.9144131

GURA STOP

>> No.9144135
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9144135

I love Kronii

>> No.9144136

>>9144037
it just already di the job
the KID unlocked neo

>> No.9144137

OI SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.9144141

THERE IS NO SPOON

>> No.9144144

GURA FIRED FROM HOLOLIVE FOR ASSAULTING A COWORKER

>> No.9144145

>>9144105
>>9143825

I fucked her

>> No.9144146
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>> No.9144147
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9144147

the images...

>> No.9144148

Are those kids still in the human pods or are they part of some other pirate ship?

>> No.9144149

Omega BTFO

>> No.9144150

>Is this the oracle? I was expecting a white person!

>> No.9144151

>>9143330
>Mori is the nigger
paafekto

>> No.9144155

omega mention

>> No.9144156

>>9144105
I bet you wont post more.

>> No.9144158

Gawr Gura: Jail Isn't Real

>> No.9144159

Calliope Mori is exactly the worst type of person to watch movies, my god.

>> No.9144162

Omega getting dunked on again.

>> No.9144164
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9144164

pleaseee

>> No.9144166

>they're shitting on omega again
BASED

>> No.9144167
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9144167

Here are the current streams happening friends.
Mori and Gura are just sitting around having the time of their life both enjoying Matrix and also ripping the hell out of it because it is indeed a movie made in 1999...but it's really good for a movie made more than 20 years ago. It's impressive. Except Mori has revealed that there is no stream and this is all just a figment of our mind...is there even an /hlgg/?
While Temma's over there with his aunties showing them that they raised their little knight boy good as he manages a whole bunch of idols from the ground up in Idol Manager.
While in less than 20 minutes, get your brain woken up because Bae's going to rattle it around with her chaotic Minecraft gameplay!
While in less than 20 minutes, we're going to get even more of Kanata's Hardcore Minecraft journey as she still does her best in not dying to zombies and become the third Holo to defeat the Ender Dragon on Hardcore.
While in less than 20 minutes, for SOME reason Roberu's about to dive straight into that weird Real Life Visual Novel whatever those things are called. He's playing Her Story and there's multiple endings plus with Roberu's comedic commentary it should prove to be an interesting stream.
>Songs released today
Watame unleashed this super impressive original song with full 3DMV. It's such a fascinating song, a song that veers off from what she usually sings and she honestly did a fantastic job with it. It's definitely worth giving it a listen to whenever you get the chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY

>> No.9144168

Look everyone it's the magical negro!

>> No.9144169
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9144169

here you go anon

>> No.9144170

Gura and Mori referenced Omega and called them chuuni

>> No.9144171
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Omegay

>> No.9144172

I was in my hippie phase when I watched this movie. God damn that line blew me away back then

>> No.9144173

>It's just 3D model lmao, these machines can't bone models for shit

>> No.9144175

You can feel Gura's respect for Mori decrease as the movie goes on.

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>>9143330
BASED

>> No.9144178

>Spiritual old black elder
Unironically I love this trope

>> No.9144179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMQfrXC6XEM
Lakers win by 12

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9144181

Here you go anon

>> No.9144182

>>9144119
They’re spamming on cooldown. They must seethe at something, since they got bored of promoting twitch bait

>> No.9144183

THEY'RE MISSING ALL THE ORACLE KINO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UPPPPP

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>>9143825
I love Ina too!

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9144185

Im enjoying this movie, but this watchalong as a whole is kinda shit

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9144186

Hey
Hey fags
Listen to me this time
Or else I'll spoil the movie right now

>> No.9144188

she's just a program to give you the illusion of choice

>> No.9144189

What did Mori say that Gura wanted to punch her?
Mori stop talking over the plot

>> No.9144192

>>9144148
computer programs

>> No.9144193
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>>9144158
ITS JUST A ROOM LOOL!!

>> No.9144195

Why is every wise character in this movie black?

>> No.9144200

it feels like mori never had friends to watch movies with

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9144202

Why do they keep shitting on Omega?
I haven't heard on EN mention her in a manner that wasn't a back handed comment

>> No.9144203

Mori is a fucking retard

>> No.9144205
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>> No.9144206

THERE IS NO HOLOLIVE GLOBAL GENERAL

>> No.9144209

Looks like I missed the raid "drama". I am watching Kroniis vod and she apologized for it? Weird

>> No.9144210

Neo is being cuter than usual tonight

>> No.9144214
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I LOVE MUMEI

>> No.9144215

>>9144189
She reminded Gura she has no bottom teeth

>> No.9144217

Mori talks too much

>> No.9144219

imagine if you met a child dressed like that bald kid at the oracle's
you'd assume that he was probably being fucked by some 50 year old man that feeds him nothing but onions not that he is a psychic

>> No.9144220

>>9144175
meds now

>> No.9144221

>>9144189
Pointed out she only has top teeth

>> No.9144222

you could cut this movie down to 30 minutes and lose nothing important

>> No.9144224

>Mori doesn't watch MCU shit
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.9144225

>>9144195
why are you black?

>> No.9144227

>>9144195
Because /pol/ is right and movies are propaganda

>> No.9144228

>>9144119
She's literally spoiling the "twist" with Neo being the one even though the Oracle says he isn't.

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>>9144105
Based

>> No.9144232

>>9144206
THERE IS NO HOLOLIVE GLOBAL GAYLORDS?

>> No.9144233
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>>9144167
I'm just relaxing to some Matrix with the worst duo ever to watch movies with after finishing that drawing, was it up to standard?

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>> No.9144242
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9144242

>Neo bends spoons
>I bend Botan
What does that make me?

>> No.9144245

>>9144217
and you post too much

>> No.9144247

>>9144167
There is no thread. Only me and my mass of smart devices hooked up to their individual routers.

>> No.9144248

>>9144176
There is no mikoboat

>> No.9144249
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>>9144171
blonde orphan.

>> No.9144250

>>9143994
If you let go of your mind you'll be able to control your oshi
>Mori hasn't seen avengers
Based

>> No.9144251

>>9144202
except Ina

>> No.9144253
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9144253

>>9144156
You could’ve asked nicely, but I bet you won’t kneel

>> No.9144254

>>9144120
I question your love for Gura. Prove your devotion to Gura right now or I am revoking your membership.

>> No.9144256

>>9144175
>Not content to psychoanalyze Holos, schizos now have to project on them as well

>> No.9144257

>balls to bones

>> No.9144259

>>9144175
shes gonna strangle mori after this

>>9144224
but shes so autistic....

>> No.9144260

>>9144219
uuuuuuooooh

>> No.9144261

>>9144200
She didn't. Watch streams.

>> No.9144264
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>>9144214
So does Fauna

>> No.9144265

Gura is so fucking lost because Mori keeps making dumb jokes about the plot during major plot points and then she just summarizes it with "his brain isn't big enough"

>> No.9144266

>>9144185
RUSHIA ARMPIT UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
T o T

>> No.9144268
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9144268

Someone asked for more Polka in the next thread. I provide Polka.

>> No.9144273

>>9144200
mori's only friends were a skype group and a bench

>> No.9144275

there should be a nurse holo who does this gives you a checkup

>> No.9144278

>>9143922
Well it seems you can't do it on your own so you don't know why is bad.
It benefits everyone.

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Best friends

>> No.9144285

>>9144195
Because any thing can happen in the matrix

>> No.9144286

Neo.......

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>>9144169
thanks! I needed that!

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>>9144202
Omega has Final Boss status. Meaning their only purpose is to be clowned on by the heroes of HoloEN

>> No.9144294

>>9144227
This

>> No.9144295
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>>9144240

>> No.9144299

>>9144242
blue pilled
there is no botan

>> No.9144302
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9144302

How do you KNOW you're in love with your oshi?

>> No.9144308

>>9144265
she isn't wrong though

>> No.9144309

>>9144202
they've known her for so long they can't help but make fun of the larp

>> No.9144310

>>9144200
I mean...

>> No.9144312

>>9144119
wait until you see what is being spammed when kiara's in a collab with multiple people

>> No.9144313
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poor morpheus

>> No.9144314
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>Keanu in his late 50s not married with no children

why?

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>>9144233
Oh it certainly was. I give it an A+++ you really outdid yourself with that one.

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>>9144254
I've been advocating for Gura to stream that barbie kusoge she talked about that one time since the second she talked about it

>> No.9144321

>>9144278
Learn English before you post again.

>> No.9144322

Neo wasn't The One at birth. He became The One because he believed he was. He's basically Wind Waker Link except gay.

>> No.9144323

>>9144228
that didnt happen yet faggot

>> No.9144325

>>9144280
Only because Mori hates all of the other girls in HoloEN.

>> No.9144330

>>9144291
So who's the secret boss that's 10x harder than him?

>> No.9144331
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9144331

Play through of best game when?

>> No.9144332
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9144332

I wish I had an incestuous aunt like Aki.

>> No.9144334

>>9144242
There is no Botan

>> No.9144339

>>9144295
what does it mean

>> No.9144340

>>9144275
sensei...

>> No.9144341

>>9144202
Literally management personified

>> No.9144342

damn it would actually be a sick twist if morpheus was the one all along

>> No.9144343

>>9144302
because I am the one

>> No.9144345

>>9144314
pretty sure his pregnant gf died

>> No.9144347

>>9144178
More than ‘dumb white dad’???
t. Tim Allen

>> No.9144348

>>9144240
post it next thread too

>> No.9144349

Mori shut up

>> No.9144353

Mori your fucking poker face

>> No.9144354
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9144354

the fat cat
she destroyed her cage
yes
YES
the fat cat is out

>> No.9144355

>Oracle spoiling the movie

>> No.9144358

Morpheous is kinda gay

>> No.9144359

>>9144206
>he doesn't know

>> No.9144361

Imagine trying to win your daughter over like Mori is trying to win over Gura.

>> No.9144362

>>9144202
Ina and Ollie like her

>> No.9144363

>>9144314
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.9144368
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>>9144181
you guys are really generous!

>> No.9144370

how do i mute mori

>> No.9144371

>>9144314
he is actually a very sad lonely man in real life

>> No.9144372
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>>9144314
anon...

>> No.9144373

>just kill morpheus lmao
holy shit gura

>> No.9144375

>>9144295
https://streamable.com/o6w4o9

>> No.9144376

>>9144228
She literally didn't though, what the fuck

>> No.9144377

Gura that was fucking racist.

>> No.9144378

>>9144322
he was not born. they showed the robots make him.

>> No.9144380

OCARCLE SHUT UP

>> No.9144382

The voices in Mori's head is begging her to spoil

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https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115

Fauna is based and understands that raiding helps everyone involved.
>No, I would not like to increase my viewer base and attract new fans.
Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

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>>9144314
If you want to feel like crying, go look at what happened to his partner.

>> No.9144387

>>9144200
She did but they didn't share the same taste in weird shit that she does.

>> No.9144388
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9144388

What if Yagoo is the Oracle?

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9144394

You hear me you niggers
Don't do it!
I see you thinking your response is special, or that it'll shut them up for real this time, you'll totally own them with that response so it's OK, but nope! Don't do it!

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polka

>> No.9144398

>>9144265
I'm just trying to imagine them watching the second movie now
because no fucking way mori's dumb ass understands that movie. not that it's hard to understand.

>> No.9144399

I don't want to be rude, but their chemistry isn't that great.

>> No.9144400

>>9144314
Anon please

>> No.9144403

i think i might be able to masturbate to this watchalong

>> No.9144405

>>9144342
Technically he could be, "The one" is only a thing because Morpheus and by extension Neo, believes it is

>> No.9144406

>>9144217
Posts like these are wild because literally just an hour everyone was whining she didn't talk at all.

>> No.9144407

You guys accept your cookies right?

>> No.9144411

>>9144314
He's a chumbud

>> No.9144412

>>9144195
because the actors auditioned for those parts and did a good job and got the parts as a result

>> No.9144413

>>9144383
*cums on you*

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>>9144214
>>9144264
they WILL have sex

>> No.9144422

>>9144330
Obama

>> No.9144423

>>9144195
they're not. Morpheus is supposed to represent people like noam chomsky and their really naive ideas about revolution, and the other is an AI that helps run the system.

>> No.9144424

>Gura hates oatmeal raisin

Dumb retard brat. Chumbuds should be gassed.

>> No.9144426

>>9144399
meds

>> No.9144427

Mori is insufferable, this stream would be 100x better with literally any other member of EN, even Kiara

>> No.9144428

MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST

>> No.9144430

>>9144331
I bought this when it came out, good times.

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>>9144354
IT'S OK BECAUSE SHE IS NOW SLEEPING

>> No.9144432

>>9144331
Path of Neo was pretty sick. Shiny's dead and I'm not sure who'd have the license for it right now.
WB?
Atari?

>> No.9144433

Who the fuck says no to a free cookie?

>> No.9144434

Raisins ruin everything it's in

>> No.9144435

>>9144383
This is true!

>> No.9144436

>>9144383
go back

>> No.9144439
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9144439

>>9144330

>> No.9144440

>>9144383
You're gonna make the weebs here seethe.

>> No.9144442

GURA IS A CHOCOLATE CHIP CHAD

>> No.9144443

kek Mouse

>> No.9144445

>>9144314
I too am a major asshole anon

>> No.9144446
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9144446

>>9144295

>> No.9144449

>Gura doesn't like raisins
> I hate raisins
>Mori hates oatmeal cookies
I might an issue here

>> No.9144451

>>9144383
PLease let's just stop talking about it

>> No.9144452

>>9144383
hope they get susoended

>> No.9144453

>>9144314
Do you think him being sad was a meme?

>> No.9144454

>>9144383
It negatively effects the streams and if you cant realize that than fuck off from the community twitch fag.

Raiding is like having a boyfriend. It always makes the streams worse.

>> No.9144456

>>9144394
Based

>> No.9144460

Mori is so fucking bad at this

>> No.9144461

Mori you fucking retard

>> No.9144463

MORI PLS

>> No.9144464

yo I can see his nipple lmao

>> No.9144466
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9144466

>>9144330

>> No.9144467

WHY DOES HE DIE?

>> No.9144468

calli has the worst pokerface

>> No.9144469

MORI STOP

>> No.9144471

GURA STOP ASKING AND WATCH THE MOVIE

>> No.9144473
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9144473

mouse = rrat

>> No.9144474

jesas mori

>> No.9144476

GURA WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

>> No.9144478

THESE TWO ARE THE FUCKING WORST

>> No.9144479

Mori fucking retard

>> No.9144480
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9144480

VA VA VOOM

>> No.9144481

>Does X die
>No comment
>WHY DOES HE DIE

Why is Gura like this?

>> No.9144486

MORI WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU AUTIST

>> No.9144487

Gura stop trying to spoil yourself you dumb bitch

>> No.9144488
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9144488

>>9144424
>he likes oatmeal raisin
I didn't know grandmas used /hlgg/. Get better taste in cookies, hag.

>> No.9144489

>>9144167
Pay attention to the movie, friend!

>> No.9144492
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9144492

>>9144397
yeah! Polka!

>> No.9144494

>Gura hates raisins in cookies
>Mori hates oatmeal cookies
This is blasphemy

>> No.9144495

>KAAAAWAAAAIIIOPPEE
Gura cute

>> No.9144497

MORI
KEEP THIS SHIT UP AND IM GONNA BECOME DEADBEAT

>> No.9144500

DEJA VU

>> No.9144501

>>9144383
>bringing timeloop into new thread
why

>> No.9144502

Lmao she absolutely sucks at doing poker faces. Also Gura keeps asking dumbass questions, I'm loving these bozos.

>> No.9144503

alright, come on
this is clearly on gura for fucking asking

>> No.9144504

God dammit Morrison

>> No.9144505

>>9144383
She is so much better than Mumei

>> No.9144506

Oatmeal raisin is objectively the best kind of cookie.

>> No.9144507

>>9144383
>Fauna is a stupid whore that doesn't know how hololive works
fixed it

>> No.9144509

MORI
LEARN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.9144511 [DELETED] 
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9144511

Mori's a dumbass but Gura needs to stop fucking asking so many questions and just watch the goddamn movie.

>> No.9144513 [DELETED] 

MORI HATE

>> No.9144514 [DELETED] 

DEJAVU
I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>> No.9144515 [DELETED] 

this god damn samegaki

>> No.9144519 [DELETED] 

>keeps spoiling Gooruh
Mori seems terrible to watch movies with.

>> No.9144520 [DELETED] 

>>9144454
Explain how

>> No.9144525 [DELETED] 

Gura asks too many questions and Mori is incapable of not answering them.

>> No.9144527 [DELETED] 

Gura's got a good feel for movie tropes, instantly realized Mouse's scene was a death flag.

>> No.9144528 [DELETED] 

it's happening...

>> No.9144529 [DELETED] 

The same thing happening five seconds later is not deja vu.

>> No.9144533 [DELETED] 
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>>9144424
>>9144488
hag love!

>> No.9144534 [DELETED] 

>>9144500
NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE

>> No.9144535 [DELETED] 

I want to play poker with Calliope Mori and fleece her for all her money!

>> No.9144537 [DELETED] 

>>9144383
kys, read the rules.

>> No.9144541 [DELETED] 

>>9144314
His pregnant gf had a stillborn and then killed herself through traffic

Keanu is a lonely man despite the success...

>> No.9144545

>Mori trying to psyche Gura
This fucking dork...

>> No.9144551

you just know that skinny ass nigga would post on /vt/

>> No.9144552
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9144552

>>9144383
>Hey I was sent by the others but I'll stay quiet about it.
>"I ONLY WATCH YOU BECAUSE MY OSHI SAID SO."
Go back to Twitch. Hell, even Ame hates that kind of behaviour, so go back to whatever hell hole you're coming from.

>> No.9144553

>>9144502
If you want to blame the spoiling you can't blame either one of these two. Unfortunately its both of them

>> No.9144555

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MORI YOU STUPID CUNT AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.9144561

>>9144383
Based, I hope everyone raids Ame’s chat to help her out!

>> No.9144562
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9144562

Goodnight folks
Specifically Bodans and Watamates

>> No.9144563

MOUSE NOOOOOOO

>> No.9144564

>>9144383
I'm glad she's based. Kronii probably wasn't even told off by management, but just decided to apologize when she saw the general reaction to it.

>> No.9144566

GURA NO

>> No.9144567
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>> No.9144570

>>9144195
It's not worth explaining to you but if you looked up a single thing about this movie's production you would understand.

>> No.9144571

>>9144519
Shrek was fun...

>> No.9144572

This is so fucking entertaining

>> No.9144573

Pls watch rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

>> No.9144575

>>9144494
and i love oatmeal raisin cookies

>> No.9144576

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144579

>name is Switch
>female outside of the Matrix
>male inside the Matrix

BRAVO TODD

>> No.9144580

>>9144497
>>9144486
>>9144469
>>9144461
>>9144463
>>9144460
>>9144519
>>9144513
>>9144509
>Gura asks the most loaded question in the world about if a character dies
>Mori doesn't make a comment
>DOES HE?!
Legitimately, how is that Mori's fault

>> No.9144581

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144582

HOLY FUCK
MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144583

that fucking takeshi scream

>> No.9144584

>>9144422
What's his last name tho

>> No.9144585

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144586

OPERATOR DOWN

>> No.9144587

>>9144552
Ame came from twitch.

>> No.9144588
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9144588

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144589

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144591

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144593

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144595

NICE FUCKING SPOILER MORI
>>9144314
is Keanu the true Gosling irl?

>> No.9144597

Mouse Graduated today...

>> No.9144598

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144600

>>9144572
This is so fucking boring.

>> No.9144601

>>9144383
You have to go back to twitch

>> No.9144602

>>9144520
>if you cant realize that than fuck off from the community twitch fag.

Maybe take this persons advice you retard.

>> No.9144603

>gura says deja vue without saying she has been to this place before

>> No.9144604

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144606

>>9144573
why

>> No.9144607

>Gura liked Mouse
Cute.

>> No.9144608

i wanna kick this pink bitch in her teeth

>> No.9144611

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144613
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9144613

>>9144489
I am! I am! That guy just DIED in the Matrix so now he's dead in real life!

>> No.9144614

switch is the one wearing white you watchlet

>> No.9144615

>>9144580
>Mori doesn't make a comment
Are you deaf or didn't you hear the sound Mori made?

>> No.9144616
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9144616

>>9144167
All my attention on the watchalong friend! Still gotta watch that Watame MV after this

>> No.9144617

>>9144570
where's the joke

>> No.9144620

>>9144562
I want to fuck her so bad it's unreal

>> No.9144623

>>9144580
Pink woman bad

>> No.9144624

>Yeah baby!!
>nyooooo....

>> No.9144626

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144627

>>9144573
after the movie

>> No.9144629

MOUSE LOVE

>> No.9144632

>gura: is mouse gonna die
>mori: *immediately dies*

>> No.9144634

>>9144316
Are you able to self-insert or are the tits too big?

>> No.9144635
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9144635

These two are so fucking bad at watching movies together that it loops around and becomes good.

>> No.9144636

>>9144553
I'm not blaming either about anything you dumbass. They're fun to watch. If I wanted to watch the movie without funny commentary I'd watch it alone.

>> No.9144638

>>9144573
I will!

>> No.9144642

>>9144580
That nervous cough was what told Gura, aspie

>> No.9144645

>>9144519
>Gura ask a question spoiler question
>Mori doesn't answer
>Anon concludes Mori is spoiling
Why are you like this?

>> No.9144646

MOUSEY...

>> No.9144649
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>>9144383
Based numbernigger ruining stream experiences for the sake of increased numbers. Twitch advocacy is the endpoint for all nousagis.

>> No.9144650

>>9144615
>A sound is a comment

>> No.9144651

What the fuck were the eyes of the oracle and why did the merovingian want them

>> No.9144653
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9144653

>>9144424
I like oatmeal raisin.. both soft and crunchy

>> No.9144655

Mouse chose a scarface death and I will respect him eternally for that

>> No.9144657

>>9144587
That's what I said & she still bans her chats for raids.

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>> No.9144666

>>9144383
Oh shit, Dejavu....

>> No.9144667

>>9144195
Propaganda. I think Stephen King even invented the magic negro trope.

>> No.9144668

https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433628856678715396
Is TL-chan actually her gf?

>> No.9144669

teamates.....what's Ame going to be singing? The thumbnail scares me.

>> No.9144670

these two retards, jesus christ
gura begging to be spoiled and mori dying to tell spoilers

>> No.9144671

I am actually looking forward to gura's reaction to the best scene in the movie.

>> No.9144673

>>9144650
Unironically yes, you autist

>> No.9144677

stop timelooping and watch a stream faggots

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>>9144579
shh you know too much

>> No.9144681

>>9144650
yes

>> No.9144684

I miss IRyS

>> No.9144685

>>9144383
shut up

>> No.9144686

>a way out
AME mention?

>> No.9144689

fucking cypher sneezes here

>> No.9144690

>>9144580
>Gura asks the most loaded question in the world about if a character dies
>Mori makes an obvious cough that tells her that there's something to it

>> No.9144692

BACK TO BACK
DEATH COMES ARRIVIN' ON A MIDNIGHT TRAIN

>> No.9144693

Why is Switch the only one wearing white? What makes her different from the rest? What kind of a name is "Switch," anyway?

>> No.9144698

>>9144666
What did you say...

>> No.9144700
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>>9144224
That's ok, she's Batman

>> No.9144702

>>9144655
he didn't hit any of the swat guys lol

>> No.9144703
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9144703

>A Way Out
now that was a good collab

>> No.9144704

>>9144642
>>9144615
>A sound effect is a conformation
Jesus the lengths this place will go to shit on Mori lmao

>> No.9144705

now i see why this is called the matrix

>> No.9144707

>>9144562
Tummy

>> No.9144708

AME MENTION

>> No.9144710

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1433637330959540228
>KRONINI'S HAPPY CHEEKS ON DISPLAY FOR ALL
Sana's so cute...

>> No.9144711
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9144711

Ame

>> No.9144714

>>9144689
He wants them to be found

>> No.9144715

>>9144668
>was with her in the early hours of the morning to watch her draw
You tell me

>> No.9144716

rrats in the walls

>> No.9144718

>>9144669
Cant say for sure but I do remember her saying she might sing Dancing in the Moonlight.

>> No.9144719

>>9144636
Ah sorry, I wasn't meaning to say you were saying that I meant to largely agree you with. I was just also commenting on the people complaining

>> No.9144720

>>9144580
yeah tbf i could never know how to respond if somebody guess a spoiler right.

>> No.9144721

>>9144684
I wrote this, for I am the last Irystocrat

>> No.9144724

>>9144668
Would explain why she translates so much for her.

>> No.9144729

>>9144693
Early advertisement for the nintendo switch

>> No.9144730

>artia fucked over the group
i didn't want to feel this pain again...

>> No.9144731
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9144731

BECOME

>> No.9144732
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9144732

REMEMBER TO WATCH BAELZ MINECRAFT DEBUT AND NOT BORING ASS CALLIGULA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

>> No.9144734

>>9144704
Anon come on, Mori absolutely sucks at keeping a pokerface even with pure voice

>> No.9144736

>>9144677
fuck you i dont own the movie. thankfully rrat is streaming minecraft in 10min

>> No.9144737

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

>> No.9144742

>>9144711
oh god I had forgotten about that video they played in the debuts

>> No.9144746

MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9144747

>>9144732
No

>> No.9144748
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>>9144634
Don't underestimate the power of my ability to self insert, unless they're Sana/Kronii size it's easy for my mind to adapt.

>> No.9144749
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9144749

>>9144710
Love me Sanners

>> No.9144750

When will Anya and Ina collab in Minecraft?

>> No.9144751

>>9144704
*Cough
Yes
*Cough

>> No.9144752 [DELETED] 

Listen all I'm gonna say is Twitch is the future and you will either be on the right or wrong side of history in this battle

>> No.9144753

does this mean if you kill a VTuber, the roommate dies in real life?

>> No.9144760

Mori has to be on something. I refuse to believe someone can be this autistic by default

>> No.9144762
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9144762

Live now

>Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFitmfIXqU

Upcoming

>Hakoz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU
>Kanata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmjrPZLUuSU

In an hour

>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEr_OzIy8YA
>Reine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA0pFjzMyIg
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8mk985JBc

>> No.9144764

>>9144732
fine

>> No.9144767

>>9144732
after the movie

>> No.9144773

>stock gun noises
I can hear it bros

>> No.9144774

>>9144752
*cums on you*

>> No.9144777
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9144777

>>9144383

>> No.9144778

>>9144732
This rat is built for anal.

>> No.9144779

>>9144752
>Twitch is the future
kek, how can you believe this when their top streamers are leaving?

>> No.9144783

MORPHEUS IS A FUCKING RACIST

>> No.9144784

>>9144721
No,me

>> No.9144788

That’s racist Morpheus

>> No.9144790

>>9144736
It is unironically 2021, you fucking born in the 50's Baby Boomer. Figure it out. Jesus.

>> No.9144792

am I the only one here watching this stream without movie?

>> No.9144794

>>9144752
YT streaming is unironically well ahead of Twitch and climbing

>> No.9144795

>>9144752
chuuni as fuck. never fails.

>> No.9144796

>>9144779
Ninja is still there

>> No.9144797

>>9144753
Yes.

>> No.9144798
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>>9144753
Let's test it

>> No.9144801

>Morpheus is a racist
YAB

>> No.9144803
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9144803

So.
You bit the bait.
Did it solve anything?
Did the shitposter stop? No? They kept going instead?
How about next time, you don't bite the bait. Ok.

>> No.9144804

>>9144792
Why?

>> No.9144806

Morpheus...

>> No.9144807

>>9144752
Not on either side but why do people find it so fun to announce that someone sent them there?

>> No.9144809

>>9144698
Oh nothing, I just saw a twitchfag post some shit, then saw a twitchfag post something just like it

>> No.9144810
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9144810

>> No.9144811

>>9144779
They're not leaving Twitch, they're bringing Twitch over to YouTube. A real Black Ships moment.

>> No.9144812

It’s really cute when Gura gets into the movie

>> No.9144815

>>9144752
Twitch streamers leaving for youtube, Protest because of raids.

>> No.9144816

>>9144736
Just fucking pirate it. It's literally a google search away. Fucking zoomers.

>> No.9144820

Mori, that's not how it works AT ALL

>> No.9144821
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9144821

>>9144732
You don't have to tribal shit to shill every stream you retard

>> No.9144824

WHOA TRINITY IS A NINJA TURTLE

>> No.9144825

>Police beating down a black guy

>> No.9144828

>>9144752
>>9144779
>>9144794
>>9144796
>>9144811
>>9144815
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY NOBODY CARES

>> No.9144831

>cops beating a nigger
why does this movie have to be so political

>> No.9144832

>policing ganging up on and beating a black man
Huh.

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9144834

>>9144394
>using Reine for "Don't Reply to Bait" macros
Ironic

>> No.9144835

>>9144752
Twitch is as much the future as any single streaming platform for media

>> No.9144838

Hugo Weaving did an amazing job as Agent Smith.

>> No.9144840

>>9144812
Now if only Mori would let her watch it and found out shit for herself

>> No.9144841
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9144841

>>9144703
For both of them

>> No.9144842

>riot cops beating of a black guy in Hollywood movie
It was a different time...

>> No.9144846

>>9144760
where do you think you are?

>> No.9144851

>>9144831
That's not politics that's reality

>> No.9144852

>>9144752
>twitch is the future
it's not even the past or the present. it's "future" is shilling amazon and amazon affiliate shit to an increasingly small and worthless audience.

>> No.9144855

>>9144752
>Some chuckle fuck raids you
>His followers all say nigger on your chat
>You get banned even if you were sleeping or away
Many such cases

>> No.9144856

>>9144752
>Twitch is the future
>Said after a bunch of streamers stop for one day to tell them how shitty they are

>> No.9144857

>>9144751
>"Will this character die?"
>*Cough* *followed by silence*
>WOOOOOW YOU SPOILED THE MOVIE!
I legit don't it, why would you ask a question like that in the first place? especially to someone's who's already seen the movie

>> No.9144862

>>9144753
Watame can't be saved...

>> No.9144863

>>9144840
No when she asks her something every 10 seconds

>> No.9144867

>>9144834
Reine only uses the bait she doesn't take the bait

>> No.9144871

>>9144314
hapas have hard lives

>> No.9144874

>>9144807
It's usually virtue signaling and clipbaiting
"X-really famous streamer raids 2view, look at her reaction" boom lotta views and they are popular for like 2 weeks

>> No.9144876
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>>9144821
Do you think he's actually shilling the stream in good faith anon
Do you think he's even a fan of the girl he posted

>> No.9144877
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9144877

Cypher is best boy

>> No.9144878

>>9144840
Gura keeps asking questions on her own, this is just how she is

>> No.9144879

>>9144832
>>9144831
>>9144825
Burgers please, I just want to watch a movie.

>> No.9144884

>>9144804
I'm driving rn

>> No.9144887
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9144887

>Just missed out a huge chunk of the movie because I had to fell a tree
Life is suffering

>> No.9144888

>>9144838
too bad doogie howser replaced him

>> No.9144889

CYPHER HATE

JUDAS HATE

>> No.9144890

aye fuck cypher

>> No.9144891

TANK LOVE
DOZER LOVE

>> No.9144892

>>9144834
My wife knows what bait is worth it and what bait isn't. Bait is only for fishing

>> No.9144897

CHOCOBALL LOVE

>> No.9144898

>>9144752
Bro people are boycotting twitch because of how "racist" it is when its already the most anti-racist streaming service.
If hololive goes to twitch hololive is over.

>> No.9144901
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9144901

why do you all know so much about Twitch and why do you faggots keep talking about it

>> No.9144903

TANK AND DOZER LOVE

>> No.9144906

TANK LOVE
DOZER LOVE

>> No.9144907

>>9144753
>>9144862
watame can respawn

>> No.9144909

>>9144874
Ah ok, makes sense.

>> No.9144910

>>9144816
>>9144790
im not gonna pirate a movie to watch it on my phone, come on now

>> No.9144913

cypher based af

>> No.9144914

>>9144752
Twitch is actually the past

>> No.9144916

gura............. you're not even paying attention

>> No.9144917

>>9144887
Stop being poor

>> No.9144919

>>9144887
That's okay, you're probably still following it better than Gura is

>> No.9144920

MAYBE SHE WOULD KNOW IF YOU DIDNT FUCKING TALK OVER THE SCENE RETARD

>> No.9144921

Gura literally didn't pay attention Jesus Christ

>> No.9144926

>Gura immediately forgets the entire diner scene
Mori is needed

>> No.9144928

this is actually a great watchalong and i will watch it with all my future matrix viewings

>> No.9144930

Wow, Gura is fucking retarded.

>> No.9144933

>>9144913
t. jew

>> No.9144934

Chumbuds your oshi is kinda dumb

>> No.9144937

>>9144916
she's just like me

>> No.9144939

kek Gura's pretty slow

>> No.9144940

>>9144842
the bar scene from terminator 2 was literally shot only a mile away from the rodney king beating as it happened

>>9144916
shes posting in this thread

>> No.9144941

>Gura expecting a double cross
kinda based

>> No.9144944

Did this inspire the SAO guy?

>> No.9144946

>Despite all the spoilers, Gura didn't figure out Cypher betrayed them
She's fine, guys

>> No.9144948

>>9144857
>"Will this character die?"
>"Shut up & watch the movie, if you want to fill dead air, learn how to zatsudan without reading messages from your paypigs."
There I fix it.

>> No.9144949

>gura thought he would still be good
she is too good for this world

>> No.9144950

THAT'S WHAT I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT
MORI JUST EXPLAINS SHIT FOR NO REASON FUCK

>> No.9144951

Reminder that Mori was talking over that scene....

>> No.9144954

what a creep

>> No.9144955
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>>9144431
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>> No.9144956
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9144956

Gura look! Gura look! Look at this Gura! Gura look!

>> No.9144958
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>> No.9144961

>>9144910
Why not?

>> No.9144962
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9144962

>>9144934
>>9144939
But shes cute!

>> No.9144963

HES MOUNTING MORPHEUS

>> No.9144964

>>9144933
enjoy the red pill while vtubers suck my d*ck irl

>> No.9144965

Mori...

>> No.9144968
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>> No.9144972

>>9144926
Mori talked over it

>> No.9144973

Mori... That was weak...

>> No.9144974

>>9144910
>phoneposters

>> No.9144976

>Circus penis
what did gura mean by this?

>> No.9144977

HE PROMISED!

>> No.9144979

Why do they hate Polka?

>> No.9144980

>>9144887
based lumberjack, stay strong brother

>> No.9144982

>>9144910
Anon as a third worlder I literally pirate all my software, games and media

The first time I ever paid for content was when I membered my oshi Ina. I'm doing draw reps for her in 100% pirated software

If I can do it from my monkey country that doesn't even knows english then so can you.

>> No.9144983

>>9144962
This is true!

>> No.9144986
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9144986

I DID NOTHING WRONG

>> No.9144991

>>9144383
it's about flooding the chat with "came from X" you retard. nobody cares if you came from another stream you retard

>> No.9144992

Mori you can't say that

>> No.9144994

>>9144668
>Translates for free
>Together at 5am
>Talks about about sleeping, waking up, or working as if they're always together
>Up for doujins of them being drawn together
Yeah, I'm thinking THEY ARE

>> No.9144995

Cipher is just like us.

>> No.9144996

moris autism...

>> No.9144997
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>> No.9144998

>>9144901
I mean twitch is one of the og streaming sites because of justin tv

>> No.9145002

>>9144986
CYPHER LOVE

>> No.9145004

>>9144972
You don't need to hear it to see him talking to the previously stated bad guy

>> No.9145006
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9145006

It's kinda cute that she didn't expect the obviously evil fag to be evil

>> No.9145007

>>9144752
Twitch is stale as fuck and offers nothing new. Fucking cytube is more of a future than twitch.

>> No.9145008

Gura is clearly not interested in this shitty movie, hahaha. Fucking based Gura wishes she was watching Up or some shit with Ame, not faggot Mori.

>> No.9145010

circus man has a point

>> No.9145011

NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.9145012

not like this...

>> No.9145013
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9145013

More real than this world,

>> No.9145014

>>9144948
if this happened hololive would collapse within a month

>> No.9145020
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9145020

Not like this

>> No.9145021

>>9144964
>irl

>> No.9145022

>>9145008
t. deadbeat

>> No.9145024

>SUS

>> No.9145025

Not like this...

>> No.9145029
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9145029

If Cypher wasn't betraying his friends he'd be based
But he did betray his friends so FUCK CYPHER

>> No.9145030

SWITCH LOVE
APOC LOVE

>> No.9145031
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>> No.9145034

>>9144986
Joe Kucan looking mothfucker. Why don't you go praise Nod some more, you bastard!

>> No.9145035

>>9144998
so? am I supposed to care about some eceleb streamers?

>> No.9145039

Gura is trying to say that Cypher looks like a fucking Carny

>> No.9145040

NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.9145041
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9145041

>>9144955
JUST FAPPED TO A SAD CAT THAT TOOK ITS MEDS, NOTHING BAD TO HER

>> No.9145042

>>9144209
Not really a big drama, the only ones outraged are some of the faggots here like always.

>> No.9145043

NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.9145045

Not like this...

>> No.9145047

>>9144964
My problem with Cypher is being a betraying asshole

>> No.9145048

not like this...

>> No.9145049

>>9144898
>people are boycotting twitch because of how "racist"
They're boycotting the platform because there's a group of botters that specifically target black and latian streamers retardchama

>> No.9145053

>>9144898
They actually have "dog whistling" on file as a bannable offense. More restrictive than China.

>> No.9145054

I've been nodding off for like half the movie and have no idea what's going on

>> No.9145058

Preception is reality. Cypher has the right idea.

>> No.9145059

>>9144948
I can’t tell if you’re talking about Gura, Mori, Ame, or Kiara

>> No.9145062

>>9145008
Fuck you I laughed

>> No.9145067

>>9145029
Friends are overrated. They would have betrayed him if given the chance.

>> No.9145069

THE ONE
starring jet li watchalong when

>> No.9145073

>>9144828
You know what? You are right.

>> No.9145075

>>9144986
CYPHER LIVES IN DEATH

>> No.9145076

>>9144748
Jokes aside thanks for all the ideas I can't think for shit. Oh shit Bae is on soon.

>> No.9145078

TANK LOVE

>> No.9145082

CYPHER LOVE

>> No.9145084

ok caligulafags pack up. bae is streaming

>> No.9145085

>>9144280
if you're retarded maybe

>> No.9145088

FUCK YES TANK

>> No.9145089

PUH

>> No.9145090

BASED
FUCK TRAITORS

>> No.9145091

GO TANK GO

>> No.9145092

Le based edgy Christianity line! He said the thing!

>> No.9145093

>>9145069
FIGHT FOREVER

>> No.9145094

>>9144948
>"Shut up & watch the movie, if you want to fill dead air, learn how to zatsudan without reading messages from your paypigs."
Holy fuck if Mori said this the entirety of hololive would implode on the spot

>> No.9145095

>>9145049
Do you actually believe that some nazi is trolling black people with MORE views to their channel and MORE traffic and MORE attention to them just so they could spam the N-word in chat?

>> No.9145097

>>9145069
I AM YU LAW I AM NOBODIES BITCH

>> No.9145098

Gura...

>> No.9145099

CYPHER HATE

>> No.9145101

>wait yes or no to what

fucking really gura

>> No.9145102

>>9144454
>Raiding is like having a boyfried

Oh so that’s why Fauna’s okay with it

>> No.9145103

BASED TANK

>> No.9145104

TANK LOVE

>> No.9145105

>>9144964
>while vtubers suck my d*ck irl
retard, Cypher is the paypig that lives in ignorance and pays for condoms

>> No.9145107

>yes or no to what?
GURA'S BRAIN IS SO SMALL

>> No.9145108

GURA PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE JESUSFUCK

>> No.9145110

>Yes or no to what?
>Um, a question.

Gura and Mori are both morons.

>> No.9145111

>>9145059
It literally applies to all of Hololive

>> No.9145112

>>9145029
pretty much this desu

>> No.9145114

>>9144994
If they actually are, then why did Kiara try to steal TL-chan?

>> No.9145115

>yes or no or what
my god Gura

>> No.9145116

trinity looks like she has a loose asshole

>> No.9145122

Gura has the attention span of a gnat.

>> No.9145124

>>9144986
>>9145075
>>9145082
Trannies seething

>> No.9145126
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9145126

this movie has been fucking dragging on, how is there still 50 more minutes

>> No.9145128

TANK TANK TANK

>> No.9145135

fuck yeah it's coming

>> No.9145136

>>9145097
YOU..... ARE MINE

>> No.9145138

>>9145102
Yes she doesnt care about the quality of her stream or the fans at all.

That is my point.

>> No.9145142

>>9145108
FUCK OFF I WANT THE SILLY BANTER YOU NORMIE

>> No.9145143
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9145143

man this speech takes forever, get on with it fag

>> No.9145145

>>9145069
This would be based if it was kroni and not mori

>>9145126
nobody would fall fo

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9145146

It doesn't matter if Mori spoils it because Gura is dumb

>> No.9145147

>>9145126
This is where it gets real fun

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9145149

>>9145124
Enjoy your shitty "food" while I enjoy my steaks in the Matrix, faggot

>> No.9145153

>>9145146
Gura doesn't know what she even watched happen

>> No.9145154
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>> No.9145155
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9145155

>>9145041
IF YOU SAY SO SHINJI

>> No.9145156

Hugo Weaving played a kiddie diddler in the last show I watched with him as an actor

>> No.9145159

>>9145126
I agree with Gura, the people in these movies talk too slow. And no this isn't my first time watching it

>> No.9145160
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9145160

>>9144268
it wasn't me, but I like that idea!

>> No.9145161

Every watchalong you fags get exposed for the ADHD riddled zoomers you are

>> No.9145162

>>9145095
Yes? Chat bots don't count as real views and it's probably funny watching some streamer have to manually ban a bunch of bots calling them a nigger

>> No.9145163

HERES THE FIRST MATRIX TO RRATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

>> No.9145164

>>9145149
Not while you burn bitch

>> No.9145165

>>9145145
>This would be based if it was kroni and not mori
No.

>> No.9145167

>>9145076
You've got some good talent and it continues to improve. You're a good guy Anon, kakkoi even.

>> No.9145170

>>9144314
Why did you remind me...

>> No.9145171

>>9144383
>Fauna knows that Kronii was just overly excited and now she's probably freaked out because she got her first chewing out by management
>proceeds to tell Kronii that it was alright
Fauna peak comfy

>> No.9145172

>>9145146
a perfect storm...

>> No.9145173

cute reaper sneeze

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9145174

>>9145059
Zatsudans are all about conversation with the chat. Kind of a peak retard post.

>> No.9145175

>1999 was the peak of civilization
w-where's... the lie...

>> No.9145176

>the 90's were the peak of human civilization.

>> No.9145182

I actually love this speech

>> No.9145184

I'm watching on my DVD and suddenly I'm out of sync with them. matching the time doesn't seem to do much

>> No.9145186

>1999 was the peak of civilization
>everything actually did go downhill after
how did they know?

>> No.9145187

>>9145124
I was just referencing CnC you dumb faggot

>> No.9145190

>>9145126
I was honestly surprised this was even matrix honestly when I first saw this. I thought I had the wrong movie on.

>> No.9145191

Gura is bluepilled

>> No.9145192

Gura is based and bluepilled.

>> No.9145194

Based gura

>> No.9145197

rrat LIVE

>> No.9145198
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9145198

>peak civilization
>1999

>> No.9145200

>your SSSSiviliSSSSation iSSSSS actually ourSSSSS MorpheuSSSSSS

>> No.9145201

>>9145159
but its DEEP!

>> No.9145202

GURA YOU FUCK, YOU NEED TO LEARN THE TRUTH

>> No.9145204

WATCH BAELZ PLAY MINECRAFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

>> No.9145207

>>9145111
I'm sure Ame did some watchalongs with her SC off.
But she's the weird one in the group.

>> No.9145209

>>9145146
They're prefect for each other

>> No.9145211

>>COFFEE_COFFEE_COFFEE

>> No.9145214

Based Gura

>> No.9145215

>Mindbreak
W-where's the sex?

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rat's on

>> No.9145218

>>9145161
but ive been providing movie lore and insight to anons...

>> No.9145220

Gura confirmed for BLUE PILL

>> No.9145223
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9145223

>>9145155
YEAH
I'LL GET IN THE ROBOT AND NEVER WIN THE FAT CAT

>> No.9145225

>>9145198
They're not wrong

>> No.9145226

The 90s was the peak of human civilization

>> No.9145227

Jesus christ he's still alive with a fucking hole in his chest

>> No.9145228

>>9145184
This is why it's best to use the cytube

>> No.9145231

>>9145163
When did you last join with society anon?
Face it
>We are the golden ones

>> No.9145233

>>9145163
I want to be a Beautiful One...

>> No.9145236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU
Watch the rrat

>> No.9145237

>>9145204
after the movie

>> No.9145238

Fuck, Bae's BGM scared me for a second, I thought Gura or Mori was doing something

>> No.9145239
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9145239

>It's not that bad
Says the world's most popular vtuber

>> No.9145244

Why doesn't mori allow gura to pay attention if she likes the movie so much rather than constantly talking over important parts

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9145252

>>9145175
>>9145176
>>9145186
Mumei...hag?

>> No.9145254
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9145254

If you're not already occupied, Baelz is starting her first Minecraft stream. It should be a fun time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU

>> No.9145257

>>9145198
I mean... are things really better now?

>> No.9145259
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9145259

What color are their panties?

>> No.9145260

>>9145236
I love her

>> No.9145261

>>9145175
>>9145176
Yes, that's correct.

>> No.9145263

you are now remembering the cringe rave scene from the second matrix film

>> No.9145265

>Morpheus takes a massive shit for 60 minutes

>> No.9145266

>>9145198
Sept 11 2001

>> No.9145268

>he's not real
>mori turned gura into a psychopath

>> No.9145270

>>9145095
Also twitch says you're responsible for moderating your chat, so you can be held accountable for whatever shit gets said there.

>> No.9145271

>>9145186
they understood the options for civilization were either revolution or the common ruin of the contending classes

>> No.9145272

>>9145114
Aren't Kiara and Mamaloni actually really good friends? I remember Kiara said that at some point she talked with Mamaloni daily.

>> No.9145276

>>9145244
Learn to punctuate your sentences, faggot

>> No.9145277

I didn't know people hated the other 2 in the trilogy cuz as a kid I thought the movies were awesome

>> No.9145278

>>9145186
Clean break memo was in 1996.

>> No.9145280

>>9145225
I’d take ‘86 culturally with ‘06 technically if I could.

>> No.9145281

>>9145227
Just don't be a pussy

>> No.9145282

>>9145259
They're all nopan

>> No.9145283

>>9145259
Panties?

>> No.9145285

>>9145257
We've got Hololive, so yes

>> No.9145286

RRAT IS ON

>> No.9145288

its gonna get real bitches

>> No.9145289

i think I fixed it.

>> No.9145292

>>9145236
after tge movie

>> No.9145296

>>9145227
I guess you could say, he "tanked" that shot
>smug_ina.png

>> No.9145298

>>9145259
None of them wear panties.

>> No.9145299

>>9145259
none of them wear panties

>> No.9145304

>>9145276
Kill yourself doxxbeat.

>> No.9145306

>>9145276
Nice period, faggot

>> No.9145309

>>9145280
That'd be ideal but '99 is the best intersection between the 2

>> No.9145313

>>9144314
he NEEDS vtubers we have to tell him about them.

>> No.9145314

After Matrix reality comes Real reality, and then SUPER real reality.

>> No.9145315

>>9145259
>Sana
Blue
>Kronii
Black
>Fauna
White
>Mumei
She forgot to wear one
>Rrat
Black

>> No.9145317

>>9145114
https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433612709212262400
To introduce Mamaloni to NTR

>> No.9145322
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9145322

>>9145304
I'm a Chumbud

>> No.9145323

>>9145204
>losing in viewers to Selen's megaman suffering

>> No.9145326

Is Keanu acting?

>> No.9145328
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>>9145198
Oh you have no fucking idea kid

>> No.9145329

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1433640898336854016

>> No.9145330

>>9145259
How is Sana's outfit going to work in 3d? They can't give her spats like everyone else because we can see her leotard thing.

>> No.9145331

>>9145162
>bots don't count as real views
>on a platform that encourages and enables view inflation via bots as part of their business model, just like twitter, to make them seem more relevant than they are
baffling take

>> No.9145332

LOCO

>> No.9145333

A lot of you guys weren't alive in 1999 and don't understand how painfully true this is.

>> No.9145336

>>9145298
>>9145299
nopanmind...

>> No.9145337

>>9145277
kid you was based, everyone else is a faggot

>> No.9145342

>>9145254
MULTISTREAM DRIFTING LETS GOOO

>> No.9145343
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9145343

>>9145215
Here ya go

>> No.9145344

did Twitter delete Ollie?

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1433641722093867046

>> No.9145349

>>9145298
>>9145299
Based

>> No.9145351

>>9145314
>neo sees zion is just code after being blinded in part 3

>> No.9145354

>>9145276
I LIKE YOU EVEN THO YOU FUCKED UP
CUTE ANON

>> No.9145358
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9145358

>its not suicide
>source: my ass

>> No.9145359

Videogames peaked in 1999

>> No.9145361

>EN sever
But the collab ban...

>> No.9145362

>>9145333
Yup, fucking zoomers...

>> No.9145363

>>9145277
They're still good but they really do lack the finesse and magic of the first film

>> No.9145364

>Baelz literally gets Sana-tier viewers
How?

>> No.9145370

>>9145326
No, he's being himself.

>> No.9145371

I'm fucking falling asleep bros, I've never seen this movie before

>> No.9145373

>>9145298
>>9145299
based

>> No.9145375

WAZZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPPPP

>> No.9145376
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>> No.9145377

>>9145361
Pretty Chaotic, huh?

>> No.9145381

I love morpheus more than you

>> No.9145382

>>9145344
I opened this as Bae said konichiwa and I thought this was some twitter embed soundpost

>> No.9145383
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9145383

Time for the gun scene

>> No.9145385
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9145385

Mori is dying to not spoil

>> No.9145386

>>9145277
I still cringe at the bad cg fight in Reloaded.

>> No.9145387

>>9145364
the Anya of EN

>> No.9145388

>>9145272
I don’t know if they talk that frequently, but Kiara is definitely more of Mamaloni’s personal friend than her oshi.

>> No.9145390

>>9145364
Aussie debuff

>> No.9145392

Wait, they have ranks?

>> No.9145393

>>9145244
Because that's the kind of enthusiast she is.
It works really well for solo watchalongs and for stuff like the Shrek collab where both Mori and Kiara already know and love the movie.
People like her just suck at introducing their favourites to newcomers.
I know several people like that

>> No.9145395

>>9145329
>3 cities in Canada that matter
>choose a con in fucking calgary instead
for what purpose?

>> No.9145396

>>9145198
It was though. Even in spite of all the bullshit. It was an era of hope and wonder.

>> No.9145397

>>9145359
But HL2 came out in 2004

>> No.9145398

>>9145314
yeah, they are in the blue matrix

>> No.9145399

GURA SHUT UP AND WATCH

>> No.9145401

Gura's gonna talk a lot about smells here

>> No.9145402
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9145402

>"Neo you're The One."
>"How do you know?"

>> No.9145403

>>9145329
Fellas I'm a little drunk but I live in Boston and am seriously considering going to the fanexpo panel tomorrow, will it be cringe?
Might just go to watch the takodachi teammate fight and grab burgers

>> No.9145404

>>9145359
Halo didn't exist yet

>> No.9145405

>>9145364
>early morning Japan
>late night USA

Shit hours dude

>> No.9145407

>>9144731
NO

>> No.9145410

>>9145359
1998, but close enough.

>> No.9145412

>>9145371
Same, i'm not liking it at all

>> No.9145413

God this movie is so stupid, I love it.

>> No.9145414
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9145414

This image makes me happy.

>> No.9145415

haven't watched the rat since her debut, is she a miscast?

>> No.9145416
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9145416

Gura is literally the kind of person to comment on a scene and then ask the person beside her how the hell did they arrive at this location despite having JUST WATCHED HOW THEY ARRIVED AT THE LOCATION.

>> No.9145417

Oh I completely forgot. How was Reine's ASMR?

>> No.9145419

>rats intro ends
>ears are immediately assaulted by a myriad of loud sounds
>the rat screeches into my ears
she really just is the en ollie huh

>> No.9145420

Are they at the parasite section ?

>> No.9145421

Jesus christ trinity has too much thirst for Neo since I remembered this film

>> No.9145422
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9145422

>Where's your source?
Myself.

>> No.9145428

Why is no one giving a tour to Bae? Does everyone hate her?

>> No.9145431

>Mori makes a joke that isn't actually a spoiler
>Chat says stop spoiling
>She finally snaps after the 10th time of chat calling her out

>> No.9145432
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>> No.9145433

>>9145333
I was alive for 4 months of 1999

>> No.9145434

>>9145405
>early morning Japan
Nigger it's 1PM

>> No.9145435

>Open rrat stream
>Speaking in Japanese
>Close stream

>> No.9145437

>natural equilibrium
>what is an invasive species
this movie is pretentious as fuck

>> No.9145438

>>9145382
holy shit that's epic

>> No.9145440

>>9145388
Mmlonis oshi was Coco.

>> No.9145441
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9145441

>>9145364
>NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

>> No.9145443

This part is kino

>> No.9145444

>>9145420
Just got there

>> No.9145446

Why the fuck is he saying mammals and not animals

>> No.9145447

MORI IS FUCKING SLEEPING
FUCKING KEK

>> No.9145450
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9145450

I 100% agree with this speech

>> No.9145451

humanz r a varus

>> No.9145452

WE ARE THE COOF

>> No.9145454

>>9145331
They don't, I have friend who's a 2view streamer that occasional get his chat shitted up by bots and his view count never moves
But this is off-topic as fuck so lets kill the conversation here

>> No.9145456

>>9145244
Because Mori is feeling the sheer silence when Gura is just silently watching the movie and Mori just has to sit in silence and watch a movie she's seen a bunch of times before so she tries to end the overwhelming silence by..... talking spoilers.

>> No.9145460

>>9145364
I don't get it either... she was supposed to be #1.

>> No.9145461

>>9145416
>Gura is a woman
Wow!

>> No.9145463

Mori...

>> No.9145464

Agent smith doesn't understand biology!

>> No.9145465

>>9145432
Blue board sir.

>> No.9145466

>>9145437
Nearly always introduced by humans

>> No.9145467
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>> No.9145468

>VIRUS YAB

>> No.9145469

>>9145371
Me too. They're talking in such a slow soothing cadence, it's putting me out

>> No.9145471

>>9145415
Yup

>> No.9145472

>>9145371
I've seen it before and I'm bored. It's not as good as I remembered.

>> No.9145474
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9145474

>>9145402

>> No.9145476

Humanity is a plague that needs to be exterminated

>> No.9145478

MORI...

>> No.9145481

>>9145416
To be fair, she wasn't like this in her other watchalongs.

>> No.9145482

Oh hey the callback line in JW3

>> No.9145483

>>9145358
>dude trust me -keanu reeves (1999)

>> No.9145486

>>9145403
do it and post pics

>> No.9145487

MORI?

>> No.9145488

>>9145444
ok fantastic I'm only a bit ahead. Thanks anon.

>> No.9145489

That was cringe even for Mori...

>> No.9145490

MORI NO

>> No.9145493

This part is suposed to be smart and all but the thing about animals developing a natural equlibrium is straight up wrong

>> No.9145494

Oh no, Mori is a philosophical retard...

>> No.9145495

GURA HATES IT

>> No.9145497
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9145497

>>9145351
Another system of control.

>> No.9145498
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9145498

>>9145432
Gonna fuck this rrat.
https://files.catbox.moe/wnrjf5.png

>> No.9145499

>2021
>humanity is the virus

TRUTH

>> No.9145500

It's not that hard gooruh...

>> No.9145502

i'm losing interest in the watchalong, this movie got so much exposition that it's kinda getting old already

>> No.9145503

>>9145416
Cute

>> No.9145504

>>9145371
I remember it being a lot better the first time I watched it

>> No.9145505

>We are the Coronavirus
>The government is trying to cure the world by killing us
Mori, I'm not ready for this redpill

>> No.9145506

Shork brain hort

>> No.9145507

Mori is such an edgy, dumb, bitch.

>> No.9145509

gura...

>> No.9145510

>"Gura you fucking retard the movie isn't that complex"
Wow Mori you didn't have to be so rude...

>> No.9145511
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Gura thinking...

>> No.9145512
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9145512

>>9145432
SSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.9145513

Honestly I'd have rather lived in ignorance and just let those alien machine things feed off me. Why did they want out anyway?

>> No.9145515

>Gura was the test audience that caused them to change human's from CPU's to batteries

>> No.9145516

Why would they use guns can't they just fucking shoot lasers out of their eyes or some shit

>> No.9145517

Mori im gonna bully the fuck out of you

>> No.9145519

Bae.....please fall in THE HOLE

>> No.9145522

>>9145421
She has to because they forgot to have actual romance. Neo has more close scenes with Morpheus

>> No.9145523

>>9145387
>>9145364
>>9145390
>>9145405
>>9145460
How about enjoying the stream and not caring about numbers?

>> No.9145524

mori is based

>> No.9145527

Incorrect. I am the dangan

>> No.9145531

>>9145432
Conceptualize the aroma.

>> No.9145535

ooh smith wants some alone time with morpheus cute

>> No.9145536

>>9145417
meep

>> No.9145539
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9145539

Uhm tMatrixkeks how did humanity end up in the matrix in the first place?

>> No.9145541

>>9145507
yeah, isn't she great?

>> No.9145543
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9145543

My Oshi's tiny brain is Cute!

>> No.9145545
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>>9145432

>> No.9145546

>>9145513
because you can't go to heaven if you die in the matrix

>> No.9145547

>I'm not saying your brain is small
>Thats cute
THATS FUCKING RIGHT GURA SHE IS FUCKING CUTE.
Hes fucking drugged Mori how is he supposed to look

>> No.9145548

>>9145450
Doomerchama...

>> No.9145549
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9145549

>>9145505
FUG

>> No.9145551

>Today we're going to show how America ended the pacific war with weaponized sunshine
BAE NO

>> No.9145553

THE SMELL

>> No.9145554

>>9145376
butt sex

>> No.9145557

IT'S THE SMELL

>> No.9145559

Hugo Weaving is a good actor.

>> No.9145561
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9145561

I unironically have a 300 word essay due in under an hour and I haven't started. I don't want to miss this movie though....

>> No.9145562

>>9145519
Irys covered it with water. Baelz could still drown in it though.

>> No.9145563

THE SMELL

>> No.9145564

Reality is stinky!

>> No.9145566

I HATE THIS PLACE, THIS ZOO

>> No.9145567
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>> No.9145572

>>9145371
Most of the action is in the last half of the movie.

>> No.9145574

>>9145519
She will "accidentally" fall into it so the clippers can get their ez content

>> No.9145576

What does Morpheus's sweat smell like?

>> No.9145577

>>9145371
it's been replicated a lot, so it doesn't have the same effect as it did when it first came out
it also objectively sucks ass

>> No.9145579

IMAGINE THE SMELL

>> No.9145580

>it's 1 pm in japan
>baelz is speaking japanese
I'm not sure I understand

>> No.9145581

>>9145559
This is true

>> No.9145584

SMELL PLAY WITH SMITH

>> No.9145585

>>9145329
This one is has Mori and Kiara together on the 10th, and Ame by herself on the 11th. Don't know why they can't just have them all together at once.

>> No.9145586

He sure sounds like G-Man.

>> No.9145588

Hakoz gives the 2view vibes.

>> No.9145591

>>9145416
Gura was fine with the thing. Its probably because there's another person there too she has to entertain mori as well

>> No.9145594

Wait she's playing in the EN server?

>> No.9145595

>Who's zion

>> No.9145596

>>9145566
RARE ANIMALS...

>> No.9145598

i want to smell their blankets

>> No.9145600

>Who's Zion
Gooruh.....

>> No.9145603

I NEED TO GET INSIDE SHION

>> No.9145604

>who's zion

>> No.9145606

Jesus, Smith is cool

>> No.9145607

>>9145546
Is it true that the Matrix is based off Jesus? I read the Wachowski sisters intended that

>> No.9145611
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>> No.9145612

KINO INCOMING

>> No.9145613

>>9145561
Bro... NGMI...

>> No.9145614

gura....

>> No.9145615
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9145615

>who is zion
how could she possibly be this lost on the events of this movie

>> No.9145617

BRRRRRRATS

>> No.9145618

Gura's poor brain has melted into a puddle.

>> No.9145620

>>9145561
You think that's bad? I have a 10 word essay due in 6 months!

>> No.9145621

>>9145561
300 words doesn't seem too hard anon.

>> No.9145623

GURA NO

>> No.9145625

HOLY SMOKES

>> No.9145626

Zion yo...

>> No.9145627

>MORI DRESSED LLIKE THAT

>> No.9145628

Well Gura, let me tell you about Zion and our Lord and Savior.

>> No.9145629

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.9145630

Mori...

>> No.9145631

Mori...

>> No.9145632
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9145632

Imagine the smell.

>> No.9145634

>>9145460
The intended main character of each gen never ends up being the most popular

>> No.9145635
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Oi

>> No.9145638

Mori...
me too

>> No.9145639
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9145639

based music

>> No.9145640
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9145640

Time for KINO

>> No.9145642

>>9145594
Yes

>> No.9145644

>Who's Zion
jfc Gura pls

>> No.9145645

Moririn...

>> No.9145647

>>9145594
CHAOS

>> No.9145648

Mori wearing big boots and a trenchcoat...

>> No.9145649
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9145649

Kanata doko...

>> No.9145650

MORI WAS A FUCKING TRENCHCOAT GIRL

>> No.9145653

>>9145519
>ina claims another victim
when will someone stop her

>> No.9145655

>>9145594
Yeah, I guess they eased up on that part of the collab restriction as long as they don't get to play with anyone who they're collab banned with.

>> No.9145657

HERE COMEA KINO

>> No.9145658

>>9145416
i am also that kind of person and im happy to relate to my oshi

>> No.9145661

>>9145333
I was living in Japan with my family in 1999, only reason my parents dodged 9/11

>> No.9145662

>>9145561
>300 words
thats like a paragraph just bang it out real quick

>> No.9145663

mori...

>> No.9145665

>I want an outfit like this
Mori wants to look like a school shooter...

>> No.9145666

remember Neo is killing those dudes for real

>> No.9145667

Holy chuuni Mori

>> No.9145668

BEST SCENE LETS GOOO

>> No.9145670

Mori you still do...

>> No.9145673

HERE COMES KINO

>> No.9145675

MORI IS NOGUNS

>> No.9145676

Mori's a fucking DORK

>> No.9145679

>>9145539
Robots won, wiped out most of humanity, the remnants probably got their dna extracted and they started shoving them/making them in the pods.

>> No.9145682

Man, fuck Eric and Dylan for what they did to this scene in retrospect

>> No.9145685

>>9145440
Oh, I know. But people tend to assume it’s Kiara, when their relationship is closer than that.

>> No.9145686
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9145686

>Talking over the kino scene

>> No.9145687

It's time, boys!!!!

>> No.9145690

>I didn't hear you, what did you say?
>[micro uzi mag dump]

>> No.9145691

>>9145665
Same

>> No.9145692

Aren't these front desk guards and soldiers just normal human's that they killed?

>> No.9145694

Gura the smellfag is mad he made fun of stinky smells

>> No.9145695

Ollie asked management to do the impossible and they agreed to work on it

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1433643087897632771

>> No.9145697

Mori probably thought Columbine was cool.

>> No.9145698

KINO YEAH BABY

>> No.9145699

>>9145562
wait, doesn't that mean the water just goes down a certain distance then it bewcomes hole again, or does water fall down forever until it hits a solid surface?

>> No.9145700

>>9145580
anyone at work is probably doing nothing in their office and are just on their phones

>> No.9145701

>>9145666
They're glowies

>> No.9145702

I forgot how many innocent people they ice in cold blood

>> No.9145703

show me your moves hlgg

>> No.9145707

>>9145695
Must not have been impossible then.

>> No.9145708

>>9145650
I'm relating to Mori far too much right now.

>> No.9145711

>Mori dressed like Neo.
>Not like Trinity
Anons, I think Mori might be gay.

>> No.9145715

>>9145559
Unironically one of the best

>> No.9145718
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>> No.9145721

K I N O
I
N
O

>> No.9145722

>>9145585
>mori will be there
Fellas I'm taking another trip to canada even if their burgers are overcooked

>> No.9145729

>>9145607
>sisters
They never will be a woman

>> No.9145731

>>9145695
holy shit, olliebots?

>> No.9145732
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9145732

>>9145703

>> No.9145733

>>9145695
Discord sex stream incoming!

>> No.9145734
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9145734

>>9145703

>> No.9145736

>>9145702
>sheeple
>innocent
imagine being complicit in a tyrannical government and thinking you're innocent

>> No.9145737

Listening to Sadowicks OST made for this movie while watching them really gives the movie a different feel. Pretty good work

>> No.9145739

>>9145692
Yes, just unlucky enough to be in the way. They could also become agents, but they don't

>> No.9145740

>>9145692
No they're glow in the darks

>> No.9145742

>>9145695
I'm proud of my little sister for putting Reine into an arranged marriage with me.

>> No.9145743

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

>> No.9145745

>>9145686
Mute them then, bozo.

>> No.9145747

BEHOLD
The only memorable part of the matrix!

>> No.9145748

>>9145695
THE FINAL YAB
ITS COMING
AND IT STARTS WITH "C"

>> No.9145749
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>>9145703

>> No.9145750

>>9145695
terrifying

>> No.9145751

>>9145594
>>9145655
irys, ina, or kiara please log on 'accidentally'.

>> No.9145752

>gura wants more of this
she would like john wick

>> No.9145753

kek Gura fucking hated most of this movie

>> No.9145755

I wanna fuck Baelz

>> No.9145756

The only good part of this whole fucking movie.

>> No.9145757

>i wish this movie had more of this
gura HATES it!

>> No.9145758
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9145758

>>9145703

>> No.9145759
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9145759

>>9145703

>> No.9145761

The rest of the movie from this point onwards is actually good

>> No.9145763

she really has the " brain expanded" thing stuck in her head huh

>> No.9145764

>>9145695
I don't feel good about this.

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>>9145703

>> No.9145770

>I want more action scenes
Not really a surprise she likes DMC so much

>> No.9145771

>>9145695
>livestream sex with connor
hope it works out for her

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>>9145703

>> No.9145773

>>9145702
they're not innocent they're fighting to defend the matrix so they're legitimate military targets

>> No.9145775

This explains SO MUCH of John Wick its unreal.

>> No.9145776

>>9145607
All of their names are bible names

>> No.9145778

>>9145650
>was

>> No.9145781

>>9145761
But all of it is build up to now

>> No.9145782

>>9145695
This is the most foreboding tweet ever made by a holo.

>> No.9145783

>click rrats stream
>she's speaking jap
I WATCH EN TO GET AWAY FROM NOT UNDERSTANDING ANYTHING FUCK YOU

>> No.9145785

>>9145695
Sex tape soon

>> No.9145788

>Rainy senpai

>> No.9145790
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9145790

HAG FEET

>> No.9145791

>>9145747
it's unironically a masterpiece

>> No.9145792

>>9145699
All the way down.

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9145793

This owl girl is really attractive...

>> No.9145794
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9145794

Why is this movie is way less interesting the second time watching it? The first time I saw this, it felt way cooler.

>> No.9145797

>"There are a lot of other guys."
Mori lmao...

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9145799

>>9145703

>> No.9145801
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9145801

>>9145703

>> No.9145802

Damn Gura would probably really like John Wick

>> No.9145804
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9145804

How come all these men trained in firearms can't hit people despite them moving in a straight line but said folks hit every shot possible?

>> No.9145805

BASED TOM CRUISE

>> No.9145806

I like the way old movies just added ramdom and often unrealistic guns just cause they look cool

>> No.9145807

>>9145722
Take a video of the panels if you can, I think we only have one for the Kiara panel from the last con.

>> No.9145809

Are the Holo's minecraft skins fanmade or hired by Cover?

>> No.9145810

Did you guys know this was filmed all in one take

>> No.9145811

>>9145703
https://files.catbox.moe/pbd7l3.mp4

>> No.9145816

>he lacks the critical information

>> No.9145817

>He doesn't know

>> No.9145818

>>9145747
The fight scene with Neo and Smith near the train track is too

>> No.9145820

>>9145695
This tweet strikes fear in my heart

>> No.9145821

>he doesn't know

>> No.9145822
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9145822

>>9145703

>> No.9145823
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9145823

Were you guys really expecting Gura to understand this movie?

>> No.9145825

>>9145770
She should see that movie that DMC action director directed.

>> No.9145826

>HE DOESN'T KNOW

>> No.9145827

>>9145695
Something makes me think it's something i personally wouldn't be on board with, just a hunch.

>> No.9145830
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>>9145703

>> No.9145834

>He doesn't know

>> No.9145836

>>9145775
It should because the director is the stunt coordinator these movies

>> No.9145837

>>9145793
Me on her shoulder

>> No.9145839

>>9145695
I want to be excited but I'm scared for what this means

>> No.9145840
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9145840

>he doesn't know

>> No.9145843

>>9145539
Think about it: how do machines know enough about human biology to modify them so that they are compatible with the matrix?

The answer is as terrifying as you imagine.

>> No.9145845
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>>9145703

>> No.9145846

Yea John Wick was better than that

>> No.9145854

Wanted watchalong when?

>> No.9145855

>he doesnt know

>> No.9145856

>>9145594
>irys waited a whole month to play the server and never got a tour
>based chaos rat joins the server after a week and plans to destroy something

>> No.9145857

>>9145804
They weren't trained, they just unironically more confident.

>> No.9145858

>>9145695
Jeez I hope it's nothing cringe

>> No.9145861

>>9145794
Probably because movies have been ripping it off for the last 20 years. It's more a historical relic at this point.

>> No.9145863

>>9145690
kek

>> No.9145866

>>9145840
Based DitF bro.

>> No.9145868

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9145869

WATCH BAELZ
FUCK CALLIGULA BORING ASS DUO FUCK THEM
WATCH BAELZ MINECRAFT DEBUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-EN

>> No.9145870

>>9145823
what is there even that is hard to understand? I mean Gura thought Zion was a person for fucks sake

>> No.9145876

Bae...

>> No.9145877

>>9145836
No, I know that. But I never actually understood it until that scene.

>> No.9145878

YOU SEE, YOU NIGGERS
THE LITTLE KID WAS THE HERO

>> No.9145879

Holy shit is that real?

>> No.9145881

>>9145775
kek yeah, john wick is literally "let's do the matrix but without the philosophy"

>> No.9145882

Bae...

>> No.9145886

>>9145585
>Mori and Kiara together on the 10th
I wonder how many /u/schizos are going to be there in person

>> No.9145887

Baelz...

>> No.9145888

imagine the processing power required to simulate those fluids

>> No.9145891

>>9145794
Were you a pretentious lonely teenager from the suburbs in 1999-2004?

>> No.9145893

>>9145751
Kiara is dead asleep by now.

>> No.9145895

>>9145702
in the director's commentary the wachowskis said that all those swat guys they killed were all computer programs so it was okay

>> No.9145896

Holy shit Rrat stream is already comedy gold.

>> No.9145898
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9145898

this fucking idiot

>> No.9145899

>>9145869
This is not how you shill your oshi.

>> No.9145902

>>9145809
All of the myth skins were fanmade except for the kimono one Ina made iirc

>> No.9145904

Gura... You're such an idiot...

>> No.9145905

gura is kinda dumb

>> No.9145906

>>9145869
You can stop pretending you like anyone in Hololive anon

>> No.9145907

>>9145869
The movie is over in half an hour chill your bones

>> No.9145910

Gura is pretty dumb huh

>> No.9145913

So why did Baelzfags turned into Reinefags with all the beggings?

>> No.9145914

>>9145899
No, but it is how you false flag

>> No.9145916

>>9145899
do you actually think that is his oshi? hes just trying to shit up the thread

>> No.9145921

THERE IT IS

>> No.9145922

MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.9145925

>>9145747
You were saying?

>> No.9145927

he did it he did the thing

>> No.9145928

>>9145913
Begging?

>> No.9145931

He's starting to believe bros...

>> No.9145932

>80%

>> No.9145933

DODGE THIS

>> No.9145934

>>9145854
That'll be a fun tie in cuz the 12 minutes VA is the actor from it

>> No.9145936

HE DID THE THING

>> No.9145939

>morpheus said he wouldn't need to dodge bullets
>he actually did
morpheus was a fuckin liar

>> No.9145941

DODGE THIS

>> No.9145942

WHAT THE FUCK HE GETS SHOT?
For years I thought he dodged those bullets

>> No.9145943

He had plenty of time to dodge that, to be fair

>> No.9145945

KINO

>> No.9145946

DODGE THIS

>> No.9145947
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>>9145223
SHINJICHAMA...

>> No.9145949

>>9145913
It's just one guy

>> No.9145951

>dodge this

>> No.9145954

>>9145562
Maybe they can explore it now

>> No.9145955
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9145955

>>9145703

>> No.9145956

>open rat stream
>She's speaking Japanese
>Close rat stream

I sleep

>> No.9145957

"lots of cameras"

>> No.9145960

>>9145895
maybe that explains why they couldn't hit their targets

>> No.9145961

>>9145939
No when Neo believes, he won't even have to...

>> No.9145963

>>9145899
>your oshi
Do you genuinely believe he likes her

>> No.9145967

trinity if you believe the prophecy you woudn't need to ask

>> No.9145968

every single scene and line in this movie is just cool

>> No.9145969

>>9145695
I don't know what it is but I'm sure it's bad

>> No.9145970

why does the rrat speak japanese?

>> No.9145972

>>9145913
>Reinefags
But we're all trying to marry Reine

>> No.9145975
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9145975

>DODGE THIS
so cool...

>> No.9145976

KEK MORI

>> No.9145977

>Mori wants to learn Japanese
lmao

>> No.9145978

>>9145939
just shows neo isn't ready yet

>> No.9145979

Mori don't... you already know some japanese?

>> No.9145980

Mori didn't even fucking hesitate

>> No.9145981

>>9145956
why does she do this? she saw what happened to Kiara right?

>> No.9145982

>Mori literally answers "Japanese" without thinking for even a second
kek

>> No.9145983

>>9145972
gws

>> No.9145984

Moririn...

>> No.9145986

>japanese
kek

>> No.9145987

>>9145970
It's chaotic

>> No.9145988
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9145988

Sasuga nigger of nippon

>> No.9145990

>Japanese
Mori...

>> No.9145991
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9145991

>>9145939
get your knees ready fuckboi

>> No.9145992

Kek, I laughed Mori

>> No.9145993

>>9145939
but he didn't if he would have done the logical thing and iced morpheus

>> No.9145994

>Japanese
No hesitation.

>> No.9145995

This Ballz lady feels more like an IDgirl instead of a real HoloEN.

>> No.9145996

>japanese
YOU FUCKING DORK WEEB

>> No.9145997

But mori you know japanese

>> No.9145998

>What's the first chip you would learn?
>Japanese

Mori, you claim to already know Japanese.

>> No.9145999

>Japanese
lmao ZERO hesitation
oh mori

>> No.9146000

>first thing you would learn?
>Japanese
Morichama...

>> No.9146003

>What's the first chip you'd learn?
>Japanese
Mori I love you so much.

>> No.9146006

The first chip I would get would be how to make the shells they use at Taco Bell for the chalupas.

>> No.9146007

>your oshi
>whats the first chip you would learn

>> No.9146008

>>9145970
She is trying to steal the EN Ollie and Anya audiences and is failing at it

>> No.9146009

>doesn't even hesitate to say japanese

mori kek

>> No.9146010

KINO KINO KINO KINOOOOOOO

>> No.9146011

>>9145913
Why haven't you learned English yet?

>> No.9146013

>>9145970
Why do you keep acting like this is something new?

>> No.9146017

mori...

>> No.9146019

I really cant watch rat switching languages so much its so fucking annoying

>> No.9146020

>>9145939
Just wait for it.

>> No.9146022

>>9145998
No she doesn't.

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9146023

>>9145988

>> No.9146026

>>9145998
No one knows japanese, not even the japanese

>> No.9146027

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

>> No.9146029
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9146029

>>9145939
>he doesn't know

>> No.9146033

>>9145981
>Saw that Kiara was the 2nd most SC'd holo
anon?

>> No.9146034

>Open thread.
>Someone who isn't watching is complaining about Bae speaking Japanese when she hasn't said a Japanese for for like 6 minutes so it's obvious he's just a small dick SEAnig shit stirrer.
>Make fun of him and stay in the thread.

>> No.9146036

>>9145939
When the time comes.

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9146037

>>9145913

>> No.9146040

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>> No.9146044

>>9146013
my first time posting about it faggot!

>> No.9146045
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9146045

the N5igger of Nippon...

>> No.9146046

>The reason Mori refuses to do her reps is because she still believes they'll have matrix tier technology to download japanese into her brain one day

>> No.9146047

>>9146007
Ame
Productivity and Not Procrastinating 101

>> No.9146048

>>9145695
This will be the final yab. The fact that management even agreed to it is a horrible sign.

>> No.9146049

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>> No.9146051

So when will Hakos take a hint and realize that shouting like an autistic twitch zoomer sperg, while constantly dual translating in Japanese, is a massive fucking mistake and a massive turn-off for viewers?

>> No.9146052

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

YOU CAN BREAK THOSE CUFFS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9146056

who the fuck wrote that sign?

>> No.9146057

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

>> No.9146060

>>9146007
Mori
Japanese

>> No.9146061

1999 CGI hits different

>> No.9146062

>>9146007
Kiara
not surveyposting when there are still images left

>> No.9146065

>>9146040
YOU CANT BREAK THOSE CUFFS

>> No.9146068

>>9146007
gura
honestly...

>> No.9146069

NGMI

>> No.9146070
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9146070

>>9146006
based

>> No.9146071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmjrPZLUuSU
Kanata doko?

>> No.9146073

>>9146046
That's actually plausible.

>> No.9146074

Why does it feel like Bae is a JP and is touring the EN server

>> No.9146075

Can't wait for bae to blow up something made by the other girls and spend the rest of the stream rebuilding itnnvns

>> No.9146076

Hug your homies

>> No.9146078

>He broke those cuffs
Jesus christ I love this woman on levels I can't even describe

>> No.9146079

>>9146007
Ame
How to do a backflip

>> No.9146082

>>9146007
Gura
Sex

>> No.9146085

>>9146008
t. Retard

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9146086

>>9146034
>>9146051
fascinating

>> No.9146088

>>9145939
Morpheus was a crazy homeless man in the Matrix

>> No.9146090

>>9146046
The brain literally downloads stuff into the brain, so I guess she wasn't wrong.

>> No.9146092

>>9146033
Kiara literally wasn't though, not at the time she got the SC that almost made her cry.

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9146094

CUTE HUG

>> No.9146098

>>9145983
Okay now I remember we're already married. Mohammed, Reine must be worried sick about me.

>> No.9146099

>>9146007
Gura
Japanese

>> No.9146103

My dream from a year ago fulfilled. EN2 exploring the EN server and its history

>> No.9146106

Kiara's one of the best supa earners in Hololive, has done a promotion for her favorite video game series, and is a top 1% live streamer going by numbers. What exactly happened to her?

>> No.9146108

Bae is quickly realizing the EN server is a bit disorganized.

>> No.9146109

how the FUCK did they film this scene?

>> No.9146110

>>9146061
this looks better than any marvel film

>> No.9146112

>Food box
>Has no food

>> No.9146114

>>9146007
Coco
How to defeat China in one easy step

>> No.9146115
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>poppies in the food chest

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>>9145991
You know sheepposters you aren't actually so bad

>> No.9146118

>>9146026
Migo....

>> No.9146120

>>9146007
>Ame
>How to cheat the fuck out of the stock market and piss off everyone on /biz/

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