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[SPOILER] No.9230954[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

How would sex with Vei feel like?

>> No.9230972

Idk never had sex

>> No.9231042

>>9230954
She's just lie there and take it while browsing her smartphone. You'd have trouble cumming because of how loose her pussy would feel. You'd be out of breath after thrusting into her for 20 minutes straight.

>> No.9231078

>>9230954
Like swinging a sausage at a empty warehouse.

>> No.9231086

>>9230954
Serious answer: probably like your average pussy. Because average pussy is much more likely case than anything else. Because it's average.
Funny answer: like sticking your dick in mayonnaise.

>> No.9231174

>>9230954
Probably extremely tight on account of my massive penis.

>> No.9231175

>a literal succubus
sex so unbelievably good it might just kill you and you wouldn't even mind

>> No.9231202
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>>9231042
>>9231078
>>9231086

>> No.9231240 [DELETED] 

>>9230954
Never I don't wanna get aids

>> No.9231252

>>9231175
Fair enough, kek.

>> No.9231339

>>9230954
a STD gacha - which one will you get this time!

>> No.9231442

not great, half of the north has had a go
cant fit a greggs sausage roll in her cunt without it falling out

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>>9231240
>>9231339
>worried of getting STDs
My dudes, condoms are a thing...

>> No.9231477

>>9230954
like throwing a sausage down a hallway

>> No.9231483

>>9231448
I literally can't cum while wearing one and they always roll off my penis.

>> No.9231519

>>9231448
>Not trying to get her pregnant.
What are you, some sort of faggot?

>> No.9231541

>>9231483
>they always roll off my penis.
anonchan...

>> No.9231549

>>9231483
>they always roll off my penis.
Damn anon. How small is it?

>> No.9231585

>>9231519
>getting a slut pregnant
Enjoy that child support.

>> No.9231590

>>9231042
Vaginas don't get loose.

>> No.9231600

>>9230954
Genital inflammation.

>> No.9231617

>>9231541
>>9231549
It's the opposite, the elastic feels way too tight and it starts rolling up my penis and I have to pull it back down every minute.

>> No.9231659

>>9231617
haha this nigga has a triangle dick
and its fucking tiny too

>> No.9231686

vei is currently live and trying out brand new lighting technology that changes her model's shading depending on what's happening on screen
https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

>> No.9231733

>>9231483
Not our fault if you have erectile dysfunction.
>>9231519
Good point LMAO

>> No.9231745

>>9231585
Yeah, from her. I'd say she raped me with her cavernous pussy.

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>>9231600

>> No.9231996
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Speaking of Vei she's live right now and showing off a new feature that makes the lighting of the game she's playing reflect onto her model

>> No.9232082

>>9230954
A bit loose and dispassionate until the period discharge and taco bell mudslide hit.

>> No.9232119
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>>9232082
>period discharge
>taco bell mudslide

>> No.9232253

>>9231996
I know.

>> No.9232766

>>9231745
Good luck trying to get a case in court, kek.

>> No.9233203

>>9230954
It would feel vei good.

>> No.9233697
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>>9233203
INAFF

>> No.9235716

>>9231659
F

>> No.9235776

>>9233203
Bae? Bae?

>> No.9235808

>>9231686
So support for moving props and now this?
Is Cover even trying to compete..?

>> No.9235883

>>9230954
Probably like sex with a retarded woman.

Mostly because she is a retarded woman.

>> No.9235912

>>9235883
That's Nyanners, anon.

>> No.9235948

>>9230954
Be ready to break her hymen.
No man or woman that has ever had actual sex talks about sex this much. She's compensating for something and you know it.

>> No.9236104

>>9235948
You'd be surprised. Some of the non-virgins I know talk about sex constantly.

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>>9236104
Vei secretly being a virgin adds a pretty funny angle to watching her streams. Whether I actually believe it isn't really the point.

>> No.9236259

>>9230954
I don't know, never touched a girl before.

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>>9236233
Good point, kek.

>> No.9236628

>>9231042
>She's just lie there and take it while browsing her smartphone.
Had this actually happened to me once. Gave me major insecurities and never wanted to have sex again.

>> No.9236653
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>>9236628
F

>> No.9242565
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>>9231519
Pregnancy isn't hot, sex is.
religioncucks are yet to realize that no sane career-chasing woman would agree to have a child pre-30 these days.
Not to mention that you can contribute to solving the overpopulation problem and, you know, just adopt one.
I know I am right, you don't have to insult me or wish me to kill myself to confirm that.

>> No.9242816

>>9242565
>Raising another man's child
Cuck

>> No.9243097

>>9242565
Based

>> No.9244563

don't know, i wouldn't be able to get it up to veibae, she isn't cunny

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>>9230954
Go make a roast beef sandwich and fuck it. Actually that's a horrible comparison, she's definitely more loose than that

>> No.9246266

beyond having no traction left on her tires, it'll feel like bloody hamburger liver spread. You know what I'm talking about, someone probably has the pic or the copypasta

>> No.9246332

A test. It would feel like a test.

>> No.9246495
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>>9231042
>>9231078
>>9231086
>>9231477
>>9231745
>>9245349
>>9246266
ITT: anons who clearly have never had sex are talking about how vaginas work

>> No.9246550

>>9242565
based angelina jolie

>> No.9246706

>>9246495
Can confirm vaginas feel looser after childbirth, so I'd assume the same to be the case if you had a woman who had larger dicks or more dicks in her.

>> No.9246757

>>9231086
Only if it's a normal distribution
For all we know it could be skewed, multimodal or uniform for some reason

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>>9246706
are you comparing pain comparable only to a direct nutshot and stretching beyond anyone sane's capabilities DURING an extreme endurance test for the entire female body FROM THE INSIDE to merely a bigger cock?

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>>9247127

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>>9247302

>> No.9247540

>>9230954
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8

>> No.9247682

>>9230972
Same, maybe we can help each other out

>> No.9247704

>>9230954
Feels like catching diseases given her nature and I don't mean character lore.

>> No.9247783

Why are people so rude to Vei? This thread has some cruel replies. Fuck you guys.

>> No.9247795

>>9230954
pretty great, not gonna lie

>> No.9247880

>>9230954
Crunchy.

>> No.9247904

>>9230954
Her hole has been stretched out so much she only gets off to oversized novelty dildos

>> No.9247928

>>9247682
Do you want to jerk each other off?

>> No.9248011

>>9236628
My condolences

>> No.9248170

>>9247783
kys

>> No.9248265

>>9230954
Go to Arbys, buy a Beef n Cheddar, stick your dick in it. Roughly like that.

>> No.9248290

>>9248170
pls don't bully my oshi

>> No.9248429

>>9248290
take my advice already

>> No.9248508

>>9230954
https://youtu.be/lV0KmZKyUzA
>that voice
>That model
>That charisma
>that veibae

>> No.9248711

>>9248290
>vshojo
>oshi
Back to hololive global, miguel.

>> No.9248736

>>9230954
Twenty minutes of prone sweating followed by a lifetime of Valtrex

>> No.9248975

>>9230954
You ever put your hand in wallpaper remover?

>> No.9249058

>>9242565
>sane career-chasing woman
>veibae
???

>> No.9249256

>>9247783
hello vei

>> No.9249806

>>9247795
I'd assume so as well.

>> No.9249833

>>9230954
You're giving her a living food, time diet flavored just the way she fucking loves it.
Cherry and pecan, blueberry and walnut..
Boyfriends Blood fresh from the dick every morning for brightness.
Then make her six star coffe and get her a beer. It'll make horny shojo heart thump.

>> No.9249895

>>9247928
Hell yeah bro

>> No.9249969

>>9247682
Are you a girl?

>> No.9251955

>>9247682
Bruh

>> No.9254576

>>9247682
I'm in, I love cum.

>> No.9259651

>>9249833
Based.

>> No.9263872

>>9246495
>>9247127
>>9247464
>ITT clownkek pretending like it knows what a womans vagina is like.

>> No.9264396

>>9248011
This.

>> No.9264536

>>9246495
have sex polcel

>> No.9264586

>>9236628
Don't let pump and dump whores bother you anon, most of them are full npc mode.

>> No.9264732

>>9231042
spbp

>> No.9265776

vei is cute and valid

>> No.9265868

>>9236628
Your fault for not one upping her and pulling out your phone and playing porn over the speakers

>> No.9267995

>>9230954
Definitely loosey goosey since my dick is bigger than yours

>> No.9268191

>>9230954
gay

>> No.9271068

>>9230954
It ends with her being a single mother.

>> No.9271213

>>9248265
Leave it out in the sun for a month and it'd smell just like Vei's cunt too

>> No.9271272

I would hatefuck the shit out of vei, I don't even hate her but I would channel all my inner frustrations and autism into breeding her. I don't care if she'd be unimpressed because a whore like her has had better fucks, I just need to fuck this bitch.

>> No.9276800

>>9271272
Pretty much this

>> No.9276986

>>9230954
Not attracted to fucking disgusting sluts, grow a brain and have something to say beyond how getting fucked feels.

>> No.9277022

>>9230954
how would sex feel like
how the fuck would I know?

>> No.9277295

>>9236628
Hot.
>>9245349
>>9248265
>>9271213
>>9276986
>>9267995
Dumbasses.

>> No.9277498

>>9236628
should've just let the frigid whore be. lack of self-respect is what ruins a man.

>> No.9277948

>>9277498
It's not the 1950s anymore grandpa.

>> No.9278209

>>9231042
That's why chads have tiny penises because their dick is always being compressed by pussy.

>> No.9278327

>>9236628
go back

>> No.9278672

>>9277948
what changed? did they issue a law that you have to be a bitch's bitch?

>> No.9279477

>>9278672
The issued a law that said your dumb for thinking like that. Don't make me call cops.

>> No.9279943

>>9271272
Kek, good one.
>>9276986
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.9280931

>>9277295
virgin doormat, grow some taste. Being one of her lonely losers who pay her rent is never going to let you slide in on that loose beef

>> No.9283633

>>9277022
Kek.

>> No.9283727

>>9230954
like throwing a hotdog into a sports hall, and that's only if you're 10 inches+ length 7inches+ width

>> No.9283813

>>9230954
like sex with a cheap prostitute

>> No.9284053

vei is really just an outright thot, maybe thats her appeal but she said that she would post her butthole if it got more views

>> No.9285614

>>9235808
They're complacent and feel like they don't have to compete. People will keep watching their chuubas regardless of developments within the industry continuing to pass them by. They're the top of the industry, so why would they bother?

>> No.9285665

vei probably likes urethraplay

>> No.9285892

>>9280931
Go throw yourself off a cliff. Ideally right onto a sharp rock. Neck first.

>> No.9293086

>>9230954
Great.

>> No.9293270

>>9284053
that's why Vei has an OF, CB, Pornhub (not there's anything wrong with that, Melody) or posts her tits on twitter (not that there's anything wrong with that, Silvervale), because she's suuuuch a whore and she's clearly not making enough money from the multiple oil tycoons in her chat or getting enough attention from clippers on YouTube. What a filthy prostitute!
Let me let you in on a little secret: Vei says a lot of naughty stuff. She's a couple years shy of being an actual kid. She doesn't actually do any naughty stuff. she hangs out in the attic while her Polish mom makes her pierogis and she plays Apex and complains of feeling lonely.
WHAT A WHOOOOOOOORE

>> No.9293352

>>9276986
>Not attracted to fucking disgusting sluts
show us where the fucking disgusting slut rejected you

>> No.9298134

>>9285665
>urethraplay
I think I just puked in my mouth a bit.

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