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9389639 No.9389639 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up in your oshi's body. Nevermind what YOU'd do in this situation - your oshi's consciousness has in turn woken up in your own body.
How screwed is your oshi, anon?

>> No.9389764

Shed be a bit overwhelmed but shed figure out how to call her house pretty easily and I'd be exposed for my shitty japanese.

>> No.9389824

>>9389639
I am a 21 year old man living a suboptimal life in a country in the middle east called Jordan.
With parents that barely speak their own native language let alone English or Japanese... How fucked do YOU think she is?

>> No.9389855

she'd be happy that she was transferred to a younger vessel

>> No.9389979

I'm Brazilian she'd be totally fucked

>> No.9389983

>>9389855
Is your oshi Xehanort?

>> No.9390030
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>>9389639
>suisei in brazil
Well, she'd be pretty fucked for sure.

>> No.9390114

She could probably use her streaming talents to continue her career but as a daddy vtuber with a deep voice.

>> No.9390133

I feel like mine would be happy to be in a (relatively) healthy and functional body, but she would miss her friends and family.

>> No.9390220
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Fucked. We're both fucked
I won't be able to stop myself from touching myself every night just to hear her moans

Meanwhile she has to get up at a specific time to catch a specific bus, work 8 hours in dirty conditions with old former-union "I've been doing this for 20+ years" men in a factory the size of a large community college campus and then go home on a dirty ass train filled with dirty nigger homeless

>> No.9390227

>>9389639
Unlike me who has knowledge about her from their stream and an ability to speak Japanese, my Yoshi isn't for sure.

She will fuck up and got depressed after it while I enjoying all of her success

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.9390248

Get railed by her boyfriends huge cock

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>>9389639
I think she's the only one that can save me from my NEETdom. I wish her luck.

>> No.9390328

>>9389639
At least she'll have a body with less fat than before.

>> No.9390351

>>9389639
meet up with her and have sex

>> No.9390368

>>9389639
then i will fuck YOUR oshi

>> No.9390376
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>>9389639
8-5 fulltime wagie at steady office job. I'm sure Mumei can handle herself well.

>> No.9390447

>>9389639
Sorry for all the pain, Ina, hopefully we can get you back in your proper body soon.

>> No.9390500

> wakes up in my filthy apartment
> can't figure out how to log into any of my computers, phone, or anything else
Realistically she would probably be fine but her English is passable & I have hundreds of $ in my wallet + a few thousand in my bank account and love right by a grocer so she could hopefully survive until I manage to contact her & pray that I don't sound too schizophrenic

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>Picks up face ID smartphone
>Registers his email on my phone
>Tells Shinove-san his situation and tells me not to do anything weird by sending a draft to himself
>He spends the day uber eating with my debt card and watching youtube videos on my phone in bed
>Probably plays around with my HG gundam sets
>If its a work day, he can just call in sick cause I'm part time scum

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Her English is decent enough so we would probably be able to contact each other without much issue and figure out what to do from there.

Just have to hope it happens when neither her nor I have anything important going on at university as we would both be fucked.

>> No.9390615

She'll be fine as long as she know when and where I work.
I'm a software dev and my job is piss easy.
My apartment is fucking dirty at the moment though, so she might freak out a little.

>> No.9390720

>>9389639
Regardless of physical condition, location, monetary situation etc, both parties would be fucked. Neither of us would know the passwords to any of our accounts, not to mention bank pins etc to pay the bills.
Best bet would be to hope that the phone of the body you're in has a fingerprint lock and all their passwords saved somewhere.
Faking a brain injury and going full retard or something like that is probably your best bet for making it work for either ypu or your oshi.

>> No.9390851

>>9389639
Her only real hope would be contacting management. Otherwise she would be completely and utterly fucked in some backwater europoor country where most people can't even speak english

>> No.9391045

>>9389639
She'd wake up in a mess with things everywhere on the floor and the sofa, dishes never washed in 6month under a pile of cardboard, many places never cleaned in a year, not too overweight but barely able to walk from not walking outside for over a year, lost ID cards and credit card (only buyign online with the number saved in the browser), plenty of useless meds and some drugs, overall a completely ill brain unable to do anything, but 20K in the bank. So if her consciousness is enough to overcome the rest and the broken serotonine receptors, she might not be totally fucked, she can call some cleaning service for a grand and start some exercice or something.

>> No.9391123

>>9390030
>a fellow hueshiyomi
based

>> No.9391155 [DELETED] 

My strongest assets are being white, healthy, and living in the USA, so...not great, if I'm being honest. But she was a wagie before so I assume she can pull of being a wagie again.

>> No.9391162

i'm a college student, so i guess pekora would only have to study and not sperg out during presentations and shes fine, since my life isnt that much of a mess rn
i got almost no friends and dont go outside except gym so there's that too?

>> No.9391192

>>9391162
>not sperg out during presentations
anon...

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>>9389639
Do I get access to all her memories, passwords, secrets and past trauma? If so then, I WILL SAVE HER FROM WITHIN. *whispers" I will also do everything in my power to hold a takoyaki party at holohouse, scissor every hololive member as we all exchange our salivas.

>> No.9391531

>>9389639
>How screwed is your oshi, anon?
Not that interesting if she's in my body if I'm being honest. It's pretty mediocre at best. She'll survive. Unless she tries contacting me which of course I will ghost her... Probably...

>> No.9391603

>>9389639
I imagined that scenario a lot
I struggle to find manager in oshi's call book and call in sick/force majeure circumstances, using machine translations.
I open up my social media and messengers, and spam the "preferred messages" tab with messages to oshi, machine translated, with pictures - my only hope of reaching her.
She's kind of screwed though - I live with my parents who will immediately notice that something is very wrong. Hope they won't lash out at her much before figuring her out. She can't even theoretically stream with a guy's voice, nevermind on my potato of a PC.
I'm also kind of screwed - I have a university to attend and I'm stuck at unknown country with seemingly no help.

It's gonna be pretty stressful for both of us.

>> No.9393222

>>9389639
She'd be fine, I lead a pretty easy life and can take a few months off work. I will live her life as normal, except, every stream I'd say:
>"Wow, imagine if I randomly switched bodies with a chumbud haha. If that happened, I'd call my own cellphone with his"
until she got the memo (because of course she'd check to see what's happening with her career, and find me streaming in her place). Eventually, she'll call, and after a few months with me hopefully maintaining her numbers by streaming constantly as Gawr (since her character hasn't been malleable yet), doing some Haachama-esque schizo arc to distract the chumbuds. During this, we will talk and grow close, because of course she will talk to her own body.
Eventually, she will go through the necessary steps to see me (herself) in the US, where I will then, in Gura's body, rape myself.
I will trap her(male) in the sex dungeon that I'd used her money to build since day 1 of the switch and give her(me) unending sex. If I'm not streaming as Gawr, I'm bouncing on or sucking my own cock. Months will turn to years, and then Gura and I (well past her mind's breaking point) will eventually switch back to each other's bodies, following which I will immediately find the hidden key that only I knew about, and free myself. Before she can react, I will begin the 24 hours of rape.
Satisfied, and all bridges in my life burned, I will leave her residence and find my way in life as an illegal alien in the US.
But not before plopping a freshly ravaged Gura in front of her computer and pressing "Start Stream"

>> No.9393340

>>9389639
She'll be fine. She's not that dumb and she can learn. Hope she doesn't kill my body or gives it cancer on her first day on the job though. My life as a PHD student is cozy enough.

>> No.9393616

Hope she knows a lot about dirt.

>> No.9393707

>>9389639
I doubt my oshi speaks French so he'd be in deep shit. I have Apex so he'd probably at least like that

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She's not screwed immediately, because university hasn't started yet. Eventually she'll be in trouble unless she has a hidden English proficiency. I have Tetris 99 on my switch and a decent gaming PC, so she'll be good for entertainment. I hope she doesn't open Apex though, I just made Master.

>> No.9394508

>>9393616
Explain

>> No.9394697

>>9389639
She'd have some police investigation on her for some unfortunate internet adventures, so I hope she can plead mental illness or something since she'll have no memory of it and get away with a few months in a mental hospital.

>> No.9394796

I would tweet in an instant that there cant be any stream today because of unforseen problems but everything is okay.
Since I know my own telephone number I would call me and convince her that the only way to swap back is to have sex.

>> No.9394799

>>9394508
She wouldn't be very good at my job if she didn't.

>> No.9395572

>>9394799
Are you a gardener?

>> No.9397299

I am a med intern
My oshi is nene
My patients are FUCKED

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>>9397299

>> No.9397689

>>9389639
i'm a college student in Indonesia and my oshi is choco. Not really screwed i think, she can still play apex on my ps4

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She would be disgusted by the lifestyle of her fan base and kill herself/me immediately

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9401396

Well she speaks English well enough, but I doubt she can do blood differentials

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