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9399635 No.9399635 [Reply] [Original]

You have $1,000,000 USD you can spend as one entire superchat. Which vtuber do you send it to and what would be your message?

>> No.9399655

None, I'm not that much of a faggot.

>> No.9399704

>>9399635
why the fuck wouldn't I keep it?

>> No.9399723

>>9399635
Amazing how quickly Ollie and Nene moved up.

>> No.9399742

>>9399635
If I HAVE to super chat it or I lose it, I make a vtuber channel and super chat it to myself. A million is a lot man, I want that money
Then I send Ina a red super to call her cute

>> No.9399826 [SPOILER] 
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9399826

>>9399635
In my heart, there's only 1 answer:
Reiny!
And there's only 1 message I'd ever give.
Marry me, Reiny!

>> No.9399865

>>9399635
>You have $1,000,000 USD you can spend as one entire superchat. Which vtuber do you send it to and what would be your message?
I'd keep it

>> No.9399958
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9399958

I send it to ollie and ask her to play one game of apex with me

>> No.9400257

id send it to myself via streamlabs instead

>> No.9400342

>>9399635
Gura

UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>> No.9400378
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>>9399635
I'd send it to Anya and ask her to show me her tits.

>> No.9400403

>>9399635
I'd send it to Suisei, and the message would be, "Have some stolen money"

>> No.9400449

>>9399635
I'd send it to Nyanners and ask her to pretend to be my child bride.

>> No.9400464

>>9399635
Fuck that. I'm keeping it for myself. If I can't I'm splitting it between the Anpontan sisters(Aki, Rbc, and Luna)

>> No.9400570
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9400570

Send it to my oshi even though she doesn't need it and just tell her how she's the cutest girl in the world.

>> No.9400581

>>9399635
>as of January 2021
>my dumb butt looking for IRyS
I dunno, Ina, IRyS, all of HoloMyth, Kiara and her life before vtubing. And then there's this weird fixation on Reine that I can't explain. This would be easier to decide if I was gay instead of just a faggot.

>> No.9400592

Send it to some talented Indie.

>> No.9400609

>>9399635
Become a vtuber and superchat myself that 1 million.

>> No.9400615

give it to some 2view and say "suh dude"

>> No.9400642

>>9399635
I debut as a vtuber and superchat myself

>> No.9400719
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9400719

I send it to Roboco because she's cute and deserves it and I love her

>> No.9400733

>>9399635
If I would be forces to? Gura, and would write "BENIS :DDD" in every one of them

>> No.9400782

Im a gook so I'd donate it to seffyna, pls no judge

>> No.9400786

>>9399635
Why are stars full of manlets?

>> No.9400858
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9400858

>>9399635
Hoshikawa
Lets hug in front of Matsuri

>> No.9400918
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9400918

Fubuki is the one chuuba that deserves it, I'd just say "take care of your friends" and hope she takes the JP girls out for some nice meals

>> No.9400966

what a bunch of cuckolds this place is, how is that even a question?

>> No.9401013

>>9399635
I become a vtuber myself and send it to myself.

>> No.9401037

"Here's to another 3 years of Apex"

>> No.9401133

find some 2view indie that's graduating. right as she ends her final stream, send it all with no message.

>> No.9401195

>>9400592
>She quits immediately

>> No.9401203

>>9400719
Based

>> No.9401220
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>>9399635
I would send it to Amelia Watson with no message.
Although I'd prefer to just hand it to her directly because YouTube'll take $300,000 of that, and then Cover will probably take $275,000 from that, and then the Government will take $105,000, leaving her only $420,000 which is a funny number (dude weed lmao). I'd just hire a private investigator and arrange to visit with her family.

>> No.9401228

>>9400966
He says in a anime girl simposium forum

>> No.9401254

>>9399635
Send it to Gura
"Gura My dog just died, let's GOOOOOO!"

>> No.9401268

>>9399635
I send it to myself in 2016 and say "Buy dogecoin. Also your dad is gonna die, say goodbye."

>> No.9401389

Gura my parents just died and i am now a millionaire LETS GOOOOOO

>> No.9401401

>>9399635
I become a VTuber and send it to myself :^p

>> No.9401427

>>9399635
>Ame
"i just won the grand prize at IGF tonight. suck my dick. choke on it."

>> No.9401530

>>9399635
Send it to Gura with the message "More where this came from, DM me".

By the time she finds out there's not more where this came from it'll be too late. I'll have licked her sweaty feet.

>> No.9401557
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9401557

Marine, I'd tell her she's cute and I love her voice very much.

>> No.9401602
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9401602

"Coco drawing doko?"

>> No.9401617

>>9399635
Towa
トワ。。。

>> No.9401626
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>>9401268
Damn, anon. Sorry you went through this. God bless you.

>> No.9401677
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>>9399635
I become a vtuber. Then I superchat myself the $1nillion. I win.

>> No.9401708

>>9399635
GURA MY UNCLE JUST DIED AND I INHERITED A MASSIVE FORTUNE! LETS GOOOOOOO!!

>> No.9401823
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9401823

Send it to Watame and leave it blank

>> No.9401836

>>9401708
kusa

>> No.9401926
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>>9399635
> send $1,000,000 to ina
> she doesn't read

>> No.9401968

>>9401926
that's why i hate her

>> No.9401971

>>9399635
Gura with a cringe 1 2 5 meme so she gets mad.

>> No.9402007
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9402007

I pocket the entire money for myself. bribe my oshi into being my GF. The end.

>> No.9402036

>>9401823
Based

>> No.9402177

>>9399635
Send a $5 "will you marry me if I give you $1,000,000?" superchat from my own money
If yes, send the million
If no, move to another vtuber

I start with Gura

>> No.9402316
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>>9401926
INA YOU DIRTY LITTLE SQUID! How many superchats will it take for you to finally notice me. I donated over a million dollars, so you are obligated to read out my name at the beginning and end of every stream. You belong to me now GODDAMNIT. My cumrag, My emotional support, MY WIFE.

>> No.9402706

Excluding all the options where I keep the money, I would give it to kiara at the next best event like dokomi to avoid cover and YouTube tax.
Then I would ask her to reduce her 1on1 collabs with mori to one collab every four months (excluding group collabs with more than 3 members like the TTRPG and so on)

>> No.9403521

>>9402316
but she's a octopus

>> No.9403536

>>9399635
I become a vtuber and send it to myself.

>> No.9403629
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9403629

Mori!!!!! Mori!!!!!!!!!! fart on mic!

>> No.9403670

>>9402177
> "now i'm married to xXDarknightdragon6983!! thanks for the spc!"
> *nothing happens*

>> No.9404171

>>9399635
First, I would obviously keep it. Buy myself a nice house near my workplace. Now, if you hold me at gunpoint and told me to donate it, I would send it to my indie oshi, she graduated to pursue her career. I would tell her "You don't need to work anymore, please stream"

>> No.9404226

>>9399635
Council looks like Homostars in this image.

>> No.9404325

>>9399635
gura ugly

>> No.9404349

>>9399635
Mori
No message.

>> No.9404441
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9404441

>>9399635
I'd send it to Kamiko Kana and she would promptly retire from streaming the following day.

>> No.9404526

>>9399635
To my oshi
House funds

>> No.9404644

>>9401926
Thats why I love her

>> No.9404694

>>9402177
You'd only have $999,995 anon

>> No.9404837

>>9404349
>Anon with the FAT one Mill! No message, what. A. CHAD!

>> No.9404844

>>9399635
Yoooo Kronii I just stole like 250 credit cards check this out

>> No.9404853

>>9399635
Mumei! I have skin cancer! Lets goooooo!

>> No.9405066

>>9399635
>make my own vtuber account
>give it to myself

>> No.9405148

>>9401926
Based

>> No.9405259

>>9399635
Towa
"Towa is a whore"
Why yes, I'm the biggest kenzoku

>> No.9405428

I'd send it to Rita Kamishiro with no text

>> No.9405731

>>9402177
Just start with Nene and save yourself the trouble.

>> No.9406026

>>9399635
>Which vtuber do you send it to
I'd assign a digit to Gura, Fubuki, Pekora, Watame, Ina and Moona and let a random number generator decide.
>what would be your message?
Blank.

>> No.9406442
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9406442

>>9399635
I would send it to korone and it just says “Nigger”

>> No.9407041

>>9399635
With one million USD I would move out from this hell called Buenos Aires

>> No.9407409

>>9399635
You can't send 1k in a superchat so I would send ten 100$ empty ones to kill retarded or cringe red superchats in my oshi's chat

>> No.9407521

>>9399635
Watame.
Either blank or a short message about how I hope it can help get her a bit closer to her dreams.

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>>9399635
You can ONLY spend it on SC? if not why the fuck would I give away? i'd keep it but if it can only be spend in full on SC

"It's finally over you're free"

>> No.9407792

>Hurr durr I'll just keep it
ITT retards that can't have fun

>> No.9407956

>>9407792
Stfu any sane person would keep it, want to have fun? I'll rape you right now

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>>9407956
oh nyooo

>> No.9408324

>>9407956
>any sane person would keep it
Actual fucking autists that can't imagine a hypothetical situation where they have to send 1 mil SC and come up with a funny message to go with it

>> No.9408358

>>9405731
You really can't go wrong with Nene anyway.

>> No.9408511

>>9399723
Korosan...

>> No.9408580

>>9399635
Whichever the smallest indie is that is able to have superchats enabled, no message

>> No.9408777

>>9408324
Listen buddy I can't think of a situation as such but even if I did I can't see myself giving them a million $ they literally rich mfs me on the other hand... I've never even had sex anon, you'll have sex with me right?

>> No.9408844

>>9399635
Miyabi, message implying he's Miko or something.

>> No.9409321
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9409321

>>9399635
Beatani
I leave it blank.

>> No.9409900

>>9400918
half of those will be spent by her husband then fucks her at night with pure bliss.

>> No.9409913

>>9401220
>this guy fucking gets it.

>> No.9410042

>>9409321
She's so cuteee

>> No.9410227

>>9403629
1 million is a lot of money. Do you think they would feel guilty pocketing it without doing your request, no matter how stealthily they do it?
Just imagine hearing what sounds like the whine of a chair and half a minute later, she just 'randomly ' comments 'Oh god, that stinkssss...'

>> No.9410318

I'd give it to Luna with the message "I'm obscenely rich."

>>9401268
We'd make fun of you for sending a depressing superchat, not worth it.

>> No.9410888

>>9399635
I would send my 1 million to Sakura Miko

My message would be: Migo...

>> No.9411054

>>9399635
ame
a badly google-translated spanish love letter

>> No.9414628

Nene. hey dude.

>> No.9414696

>>9399635
I would send all the money to Suisei and let her accomplish her dreams freely but now with money to back it up.

>> No.9414912

>>9399635
I'd send it to Gura, then kill myself for causing my oshi to retire.

>> No.9415054

>>9399635
Kronii, say "trans rights"

>> No.9415062

>>9399635
I'd probably send it to a 2view I watch who's trying to save up to escape the third world.

>> No.9415491

Hoshikawa, would ask her how much it would cost to wife her, and then send the 1mil super chat saying "we will be having sweaty sex every day" will be my message

>> No.9415854

>>9400786
It's not a size chart, bro.

>> No.9416222
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9416222

You know the fucked up thing about this thread for me? I've actually spent close to a million dollars on chubbas.

>> No.9416444

>>9416222
Tony Bones, is that you?

>> No.9416618

>>9416444
I'll catch a Gura stream every few weeks and he's still donating. It's really amazing.

>> No.9416653

>>9399635
Since this is a Brewster's Millions situation, I can only send the $1m SC to

Luna or Akirose
"English Streams are great, looking forward to the next one!"

Although I think I'd probably rather just send it to Anya and tell her to keep doing a great job but really I'd send it just so she can dunk on the rest of ID.

>> No.9416790

>>9414628
Ojou. yo

>> No.9416825

>>9416618
It makes me not want to donate or member to anyone. What's the point of me sending $5, when they can rake in so much from a few rich whales?

>> No.9416984

>>9399635
Get a shitty png avatar, put it in obs, stream minecraft or some shit then donate it to myself

>> No.9417050

>>9401389
this

>> No.9417178

>>9399655
>>9399704
>>9399865
>>9399742
>>9400257
>>9400642
>>9400966
>>9401401
>>9401677
>>9402007
>>9405066
>>9407041
Some of you have varying levels of autism. Some of you are just trying to game the system. One of you is an ARS nigger, my condolences.
ALL of you are the type of bitches that would answer a shitty Would You Rather with, "Neither lol".

>> No.9417205

Ollie
"If you accept this supercat can you quit hololive? I am paying you one million dollars to fuck off. Thanks."

>> No.9417240

>>9406442
BASED

>Gura
A

>Korone
woof

But ideally, I send the money to Eating Mike Tyson's Ass and get him to send the superchat

>> No.9417463

>>9399635
Risu
Ask her to do a karaoke
She refuses

>> No.9418253

>>9416825
Membering is totally different. I would never judge someone for not SC'ing, but membering is a way to get extra content and if you show up to members live streams, it gives the chuuba a real sense of how many involved fans she has.

>> No.9418572

>>9399635

Cum to Pika screaming and crying WAH RED to it

>> No.9418743

I'll give it to Kiara and won't write anything in it. She already gets pissy when people do it for $100 because she feels like she owes them something for the money, so she'd absolutely torture herself for a while over a crazy sum of money like that.

>> No.9418863

Ame
"CHANGE THE WORLD"

>> No.9419388

korone cause she's objectively the highest quality chuuba

>> No.9419482

Imagine getting 1M and wasting it on some bitch for her to just say “Wow Anon that’s a lot thank you anyway.” You would have to be the biggest loser to do some shit like that.

>> No.9419864

>>9418743
>give it to Kiara
>she kills herself
why aren't we funding this

>>9419388
Korone's prop game is too strong and she's adorable and kino

>> No.9420048

>>9418743
>I'll give it to Kiara and won't write anything in it.
I like this but I'd make it something really ambiguous so she'd agonize over it. "Kinda disappointing." or "OK, I guess."

>> No.9420102

>>9399635
I'd give it to a m*le to completely destroy the current eco system and have cover scrambling to figure out what the fuck happened and if it can be replicated and start sinking money into m*les by the assload.

Probably Leos for maximum 5chan spurging. Or Oga. I feel like Oga would feel massively uncomfortable.

>> No.9420140

>>9418743
She’s already heiress to the Adolf Hitler fortune. But even if she wasn’t I wouldn’t give her a $1 dollar superchat let alone $1,000,000.

>> No.9420145

>>9417178
all me btw

>> No.9420518
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>gigachad pic
>name: Sneed
>"deez nuts"
>when she reads it she bullies me for 10 minutes

>> No.9420723

>>9420518
keyed and redpilled

>> No.9420752

>>9417178
none of those are me

>> No.9420829

>>9399635
>username: Takeshi
>profile pic: bicycle
>spacha:
UWOOOAAAAHHH
SEEEEEXXXX!!!!
UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
SEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!
ORE WA SEKKUSU SURUN JANE!!!!
ORE GA, ORE JISHIN GA SHINRO SEKKUSU NI NARUN JA!!!!
SEEEEEEEEEXXXX!!!!!!
YAMERO, TAKESHI OMAE!
KONO IJOU WA
TAIRYOKU GA MOTANAI!
IYE!!!
ORE WA SEKKUSU NI NARU
ZETTAINI SEKKUSU NI NARUN DAAAA!!!
SEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!!
YAMERU!!
SHINJIMAU TO TAKESHI
OMAE INOCHI GA IKITE MO
TSUGITA SEKKUSU DEKIRU NARO GA!!!
URUSEE!!!!
ORE WA SHINDA TE SEKKUSU SURUN DA!!!
UWWWOOOOOO!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9420851

>>9420829
for Kronii of course

>> No.9420864

>>9420829
for Roberu of course

>> No.9421103

>>9420518
very based, excellent decision

>> No.9421786

>>9399635
I only watch female chuubas, but I'd never donate to one. I would just find a random male indie who seems like a virgin and send the money to him.

>> No.9422590
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>>9399635
I pay Gura to graduate

>> No.9423426 [SPOILER] 

>>9399826
Based.

I’d make a burner account and $1mil to my oshi (Rita Kamishiro) with no message. The fuck do you even say when you drop life-changing money like that?

>> No.9427548

>>9399635
>You have $1,000,000 USD you can spend as one entire superchat. Which vtuber do you send it
Haachama
>what would be your message?
Please step on me

>> No.9429634

>>9408777
>>9400858

>> No.9430044

Gura
Taiwan #1

>> No.9430280

>You have $1,000,000 USD you can spend as one entire superchat.
You can't spend more than $500 on a single superchat, retard.

>> No.9430448

>>9421786
>random male indie who seems like a virgin
So all of them?

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>>9399635
I can't really think of anyone else, so probably Pippa.

>> No.9431054

>>9399635
i took goras virginity, cope cumshart

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9432177

I send it to Mori and ask her to say the N-word.

>> No.9432203

Kiara. Call her a nigger and tell her to graduate.

>> No.9432402

>>9409900
you're right. I'm her husband

>> No.9432439

>>9401823
>>9407521

I'd at the very least say "The Prince of Ghana are pleased by your efforts and wishes to give you this. Please don't spend it all on potato chips." slapped into deepL

>> No.9433029

Easy. I SC my own bank account so I can be happy with realizing real passions. This way I can avoid escapism and be truly happy.

>> No.9433214

Send it to my 2 view indie who streams niche games I like

>> No.9433903

>>9417178
exactly

>> No.9434516

>>9399635
How about I don't.

>> No.9434948

>>9399635
To the most based and redpilled of them all

>> No.9440213

>Suisei
>We fellow AA-cup shotacons need to stay together! Here's some change t support you a bit sis. Have a good day!

>> No.9440351

>>9399635
To the winner of some JP tournament
You are the champion!

IMAGINE the seething from the losers and their fans

>> No.9440552

I make a youtube account and use a facerig avatar then send it to myself.

>> No.9440724

To Kson
>"/vt/ meme review when?"

>> No.9440816

>>9399635
>You have $1,000,000 USD you can spend as one entire superchat. Which vtuber do you send it to and what would be your message?
Nobody.
FUCK.
Youtube.

>> No.9441326

Gonna send it to Kaneko Lumi asking for her hand in marraige.

>> No.9441979

>>9399635
Whichever one is willing to marry someone just to be their visa to Japan
"Will you marry me?"

>> No.9442410

Kronii:
"A turtle lays on its back, baking in the sun. It swings it's legs, struggling to right itself. Why aren't you helping it?"

I have a feeling her brain would completely break between imposter syndrome, feelings of inadequacy and not deserving it.
Her mental break on stream would be entertainment.

>> No.9442571

>>9399635
Call me, Gura. It’s important.

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9442819

I'll give it all to Clear so that she can buy a live2d rig and a great config to play KSP.
Or I would give it all to Nyanners or some bitch in Vshoujo to make this place seethe.

>> No.9442957

>>9399635
To Polka
Message would be:
"Pol"

>> No.9443361

Nene
"I have to send this money to one vtuber, I'm not allowed to keep it, so I'm sending it to you."

>> No.9443700

>>9419482
actual autist that cant even comprehend a hypothetical scenario

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