Rrat Thread

[Anonymous No.]

New and exciting narratives coming thicc and fast
>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori and Kiara's sexy trip to the hot springs was part of some elaborate plan of Kiara's to unseat Mori's position within the fandom by impregnating her with a turkey baster, unfortunately it backfired because the semen Kiara was able to obtain was infertile since she got it from (You)
>The Council are shit
>Myth are planning a big Christmas get together in late December, Gura and Calli softly alluded to it when talking about the matrix 4 coming out in late Dec. Ina is already planning to make excuses, Kiara is afraid of Americans due to the Brazil debacle.
>Gura and Ame don't collab because Ame didn't like being shipped because she's homophobic when not on discord
>Ollie sent nudes to Moona, leading to Moona to have a crisis of faith and consult one of the wise women at her mosque
>Ollie is financially supporting her family because her mother worked as a developer for Blizzard's ill fated Diablo Mobile game (no it never came out, you guys don't have phones)
>Mori once brapped so hard she queefed out all the turkey baster semen and was escorted out of a combini, I think it was a 7/11 but Yagoo isn't answering my emails.
>Early on, most of Myth hated Kiara, now they all love her, she is least close to Mori of all people, probably because of the semen incident as was previously discussed
>Amelia Watson's real name is Frank Grimes, and she had a guest star episode of the simpsons in the 90's, you might remember it.
>Gura didn't want to be a shark she wanted to be a pony but YAGOO said horsepussy smells like straw, Samussy smells like sushi, and the rest is historyu
>I invented the Kiara has a gun rrat but no one believes me. Every time I see a post using it or hear the soundfag making a video with it in I smile so much.
>Kiara has a turkey baster.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura rhymes with Goora
>IRyS is happily married, to that shit rigger guy with the blue hair.
>Kiara dug the hole
>Ina dug the hole
>Huke dug the hole
>Yagoo dug the hole
>Watson will dig the hole in the future during a time travel stream in which she goes back to Sept. 2020
>Haachama dug the hole, looking for a spider
>There is no hole
>Pekora is actually a lizard.
>Pekomama was cursed by a warlock and gave birth to a lizard.
>I am the walrus.
>Gura is actually two twin sisters who each can only be bothered to do half a job so they take turns, Ame found out when she learned both Guras were cheating on her with Mori
>CdawgVA has unironically literally figuratively speculatorly fucked mori calliope perhaps but not really I don't think so because he might be gay and I think she might actually be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>Kiara is afraid of Americans due to the Brazil debacle.
Usual room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402140
I'll buy your
>Ina dug the hole
>Myth hated Kiara, now they all love her.
Kiara has a gun is good but I think that's personalized.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Ollie yab was a psyop designed to misdirect you from the true yab.Anya's rigging isn't broken, she's just an eldritch horror of a woman whose face peels and distorts, thus rendering Live2D's tracking insufficient.
>Kiara fucked Marine
>Kiara fucked Nene
>Kiara didn't fuck Subaru because Kiara respects the sanctity of marriage and also Subaru made her sit on a bin
>When Kiara met Kanata she smelled her fingers because she knew she wouldn't get the chance to meet Coco before she left Japan
>Kiryu Coco was right about Taiwan, it is based
>Bugmen were wrong about Kiryu Coco, she's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402440
The best rrats walk the line so delicately that (You) can scarcely tell where the meds end and the rrat begins. Rrats like.

>Milkyqueen has applied to Hololive 3 times, losing out to Mori, then IRyS, and now whatever the fuck they were thinking when they picked the Gen2 girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara is a vatican agent using vtubing as a cover to raise money to support the overthrowal of the Austria government and the restoration of the Habsburg Dynasty in Austria. She will later use her funds to reunite the entirety of the former Habsburg realm under Karl von Habsburg. Cover management is on to her and has been a pain in the ass recently to mess up her plans like the (((people))) they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402440
I made this back in like December 2020, I still regard it to be my best rrat but it makes me sad to watch it because I love my tenchou.

https://files.catbox.moe/bw6rnk.mp4

I'm glad they're all closer now.

[Anonymous No.]

My Oshi is obsessed with me. So obsessed in fact that She's now addicted to /vt/ because she knows that (I) am here. She recognizes all my schizo posts and she never forgets to leave a (You). I feel blessed. Truly I have won the Gachikoi lottery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402739

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402834
meds *wink*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402183
Brazilian here, AMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403012
Why did you upset kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403042
Not my fault, sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403012
Restore your Monarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame sent Ryan Gosling nudes
>Gura tried to compete but got confused and sent them to Ryan Reynolds instead
>Ryan Reynolds got confused and made detective pikachu as part of some big brain move to seduce an anime shark
>Gura didn't like detective pikachu because she wanted danny devito to be defective pikachu instead
>Kiara was very unhappy for a long time, but it seems like maybe she's headed in the right direction now.
>Kiara no longer has a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402834
You know anon. There comes a time in every schizos life were they have to realize that most of their delusions are born from their own selfish projections. Go outside. Touch grass. Get laid. And finally, have some sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara has two guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403233

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403080
Wouldn't oppose, but probably impossible now

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara has fun
>Mori once rapped so hard everyone liked it
>Ina is excited to be a mother
>Ame and Gura have found close personal friendship through work and really enjoy each other's company

Did I do it right? Are the meds working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402834
Everything you said is absolutely true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403297
Sad, considering that Brazil was best under Dom Pedro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403012
Is it true that narcos don't like how the president is running the covid crisis and start a coup de tat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402739
Based schizo work, maybe make a second part redemption arc with kiara love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403611
Nah, it's the opposite.
Military absolutely loves the president but everything is against him currently, so they "were planning a coup" to take out opposition in the government.
I'm quite neutral about him, but everyone that hates him is straight out a literal leftist retard, and everyone that loves him just ignores everything to keep up stupid narratives.
Quite a shitty place to be at currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402575

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403379
Thank you Samsung girl. You're the only vtuber who truly deserves my massively abundant love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403861
Do you like my rrat? is it a strong rrat? Or is it just the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>miko raped pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any pekora ogey images I don't have many.

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>>9404074
>Kiara wanted to off-collab with pekora so she could drug her, kidnap her, and surgically attach rabbit ears and a tail to her but Pekora's neetness safeguared her from the sexually aggressive austrian

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403218
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402457
>Kiara fucked Nene
Got them mixed up buddy, Nene fucked ME and then Kiara, both of us came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404231
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404231
>Three people
>Both of us came

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404299
Based nenechi creating nuts so hard that anons lose braincells

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404091

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain to me the Kiara has two guns rrat? I never understood it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404091

[Anonymous No.]

>>9407065
she has two guns anon, whats not to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9407065
At first she had one gun, but then we found she had two guns, and that's where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

Fallenshadow is the Eddyposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403012
Boa noite, anão.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404299
>>9404450
Nenechi is an orgasm donor, ya dinguses

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403377
where did the ina gregnant rrat crawl out of? Where is that sewer so i can go into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9407065
its a fun rrat, but unfortunately the huntermyth stream proved that she has no idea how guns work. Yes, I'm STILL upset about how she tried to load rifle ammo into her revolver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9414624
my wife nenechi is so considerate

[Anonymous No.]

Sora indulged in her sadist fetish and asked Pekora to stream during her anniversary. Pekora gets hate comments, Sora gets off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404091
Get this man an Ogey!

[Anonymous No.]

>Holofightz OP is Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
Cali's TTRPG campaign is actually being run behind the scenes by Arcadum. He helps her DM better in exchange for pity sex. Now that he's been Metoo'ed, the quality of their campaign will drastically worsen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404165
>No.
Translation: You have no arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402834
>My Oshi is obsessed with me.
Anonsama. We both know this is not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
I believe all of em

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>unfortunately it backfired because the semen Kiara was able to obtain was infertile since she got it from (You)
So THAT'S where my cumjug went. I was looking for it gdi. Chimken hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>Ollie sent nudes to Moona, leading to Moona to have a crisis of faith and consult one of the wise women at her mosque

Wow I love the Zoombie now

[Anonymous No.]

Coco likes Yagoo on a personal level but hates him and resents him deep down for being weak and not being able to do much.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the appropriate place to post this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403218 >>9401949
>You know anon. There comes a time in every schizos life were they have to realize that most of their delusions are born from their own selfish projections.
this is not one of those times
also

>The Council are shit

undeniably based

[Anonymous No.]

>>9404091
Also, Mori knew ahead of time about the vtweeter manager so that's what her song was about all those months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9427030
based mori btfoing the chunni bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403907
>>9403379
Can you stop giving companies your free advertising/mental space. It is seriously pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
Vermintide and /vt/ were the best things that ever happebed to my rat folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9408672
unironically I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>gura is pregnant
It was a fun rrat for the First 4 months of myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430363
It was initially Ina is pregnant but Ina is too boring to rrat about so the schizos moved it onto Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>>Amelia Watson's real name is Frank Grimes, and she had a guest star episode of the simpsons in the 90's, you might remember it.

I believe this one except that I saw frank grimes die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
okay rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9430532
Bro it's a tvshow are you a retird? They used special effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
Do you have more cute rats I need them for D&D purposes (like rolling dice and stuff not sexual manipulation)

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara knows about orcschizo
>Kiara will have her vengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>>9431027
Omegalul is orcschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>kiara lost her gun in a boating accident
>gura lives in Texas
>gura’s bf plans to get her pregnant and sue her for 10,000 after she gets an abortion under that new Texas bill
>Ame is in on it because she’s bored
>Ina has an uncle being held in captivity by the North Korean government
>Ame doesn’t like amesame because she’s violently homophobic
>kanatan groped marine
>shion raped Oga under threat of false accusation
>suisei has an insatiable BWC fetish
>the rat has the least rrats
>Susan is specifically targeting Sana out of racism and jealousy
>Sana isn’t actually black, the artist just made a tan gyaru and Sana is stuck doing digital blackface
>ayame is actually Okinawan
>omega was a test to gauge reaction to a HolostarEN
>choco is just waiting for her contract to expire so she can go back to doing JAV
>Noel didn’t even wait
>Marine is considering graduating so she can start a family before it’s too late
>Lamy once stabbed a man and left him to bleed out on the cold pavement
>Iofi is an Islamic fundamentalist and celebrated the taliban victory
>Fauna was reading /vt/ during her debut stream and panicking hard
>Kronii is a terrorist
>Sana lost an eye in an attempted sectarian killing by the provisional IRA

[Anonymous No.]

What's a rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9428005
>giving companies your free advertising/mental space.
Holofags and nijiniggers say hi.

[Ninomae Ina'nis No.]

>>9432975
NEWFAG DETECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403377
Rrats too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9433539
i remember the days when the people who thought rrat was short for narrative were the ones called newfags. it really wasn't but it stuck anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

is R.Ratman still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9422920
i believe this one fubuki´s roommate was a very prolific NND MMD artist not long ago
her last video was upload in 2020

[Anonymous No.]

>Pregora raped Migo to inflict emotional abuse on her, so that she would take another break to capitalise on. When Miko proved to be too stupid to recognise what had happened, Peko cut her off to prevent her from revealing the truth without knowing what she was doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of womanliest
I KNEEL
the goslings were right

[Anonymous No.]

>>9428005
silence, socialist faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9422920
so all the OP is having sex comments were right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
rrat is not as ogey as we once believed. Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still convinced that someone was behind the 'lightning strikes' that destroyed Pekora's builds in maikura holosaba. Out of all the flammable builds in the saba, it was always Pekora's that gets hit with lightning. Very okashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>kronii has an onlyfans

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
I believe that Korone gave up her child for adoption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9456193
No, her ex husband has full custody.

[Anonymous No.]

>Rrat thread I made while drunk last night still up after a day
Based schizos developing new truths

[Anonymous No.]

>>9449191
This is false, there are no kroniifans

[Anonymous No.]

>>9456250
I can fully believe that she was a negligent mom. Same reason she dislikes high maintenance types like Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9456409
She preferred playing shitty retro games to taking care of her child

[Anonymous No.]

>>9456291
You have unlocked secret truths during your intoxication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>>Kiara has a gun
Slayed already. Kiara hates Guns and never had one. She is scared of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara sent mori nudes to try and earn trust in the early days of holoen but Mori likes manlets so Kiara's sekshi bird ass did not seduce Mori
>Amelia Watson time travelled back to late 70's/early 80's action park, that's how she got the worst of her injuries.
>Elizabeth Olsen is a semen demon who is consuming the powers of her older sisters, the Olsen twins, in order to become the most powerful cum sorceress of the current era
>Kiara's mum's favourite vtuber is Pekora's mother

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>Ame is missing a finger due to an ill fated off-collab with Gura and her cunny
>Gawr Gura means "Big Mouth"
>Kiara doesn't actually like fried chicken because as a proud Australian she hates American food
>Kiara hates fosters
>Kiara is an anagram of Araki, because Kiara is secretly an iraqi, that's why moona hates her.
>Pekora's mother can open a bottle of pekowine using only her vagina
>Kiara unironically fucked marine and sent images and videos to shion
>Kiara unironically fucked Nene and sent images and videos to one of Nene's thousands of husbands
>Kiara unironically didn't fuck Subaru because she respects the sanctity of marriage and also ducks have weird sexual organs, for real. Also they smell kinda weird because their body produces an oil that coats their feathers so they are waterproof.
>Gura wants to eat Shion's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9456896
>gawr gura means 'big mouth'
The truth is revealed to me at last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
>>Kiara has a gun
Are there any actual hasguns chubas?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara and CDawgVA are currently engaged in a longterm, winner takes all sexual contest to see who can fuck the most vtubers, current the score is:
>Kiara: Marine, Nene, Mori
>CDawgVA: Milkyqueen, Mori (at the same time)
>CDawgVA's current plan is to fuck Froot and Veibae while he's back in the UK to beat Kiara's score, and Ollie when she goes to Japan.
>Kiara does not have a solid plan but I think one rrat said HoloMyth are doing a Christmas Off-collab if so expect a big Kiara swing.
>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Mori once brapped so hard CDawgVA vomited all over her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>9457146
Depends what you mean, tonnes of them have tazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9457154
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei was trying to repair pekomiko and micomet died down when she gave up.
Haachama only started streaming again because her boyfriend pressured her.
Subaru despises the duck thing but goes along with it. Also jealous of Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>Calli plans to have sex with Baelz and video tape it to make Kiara cry.
>Gura killed Mumei in minecraft because she secretly feels insecure that she is not cutest EN member anymore.
>Sana is suicidal over the fact she is least popular council member.
>Kroni and Ina raped Miko as rite of passage while Pekora recorded.
>Fauna bribed Flare to spend night with Noel.
>Baelz is mixing Coffee with drugs, Mumei and Nene are her dealers.
>Noel hamsters were poisoned by Rushia because Noel crossed line with her boobs recently, doctor who checked her hamsters was bribed by Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402646
Bro...
Karl is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403012
Batata com pepino

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459389
>council rrats
no thank you sir

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/id_czjwkOhQ

>kiara has a gun
>Ame's mother was a criminal who went to jail for drug charges, Ame's aunt raised her and her brother for most of her childhood
>Ina is too pregnant to rrat about
>Mori once brapped so hard Kiara moved back to Austia

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459566
I hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>The Lamy transformation thread is a sinister plot by the left to turn everyone on the planet into women
>Sana isn't actually larger than the sun, it's just kayfabe
>Mori has actually killed people
>Kiara has two guns, but one of them broke and she hasn't gotten around to fixing it
>I had a rrat for Mumei, but I forgot it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9461210
>Kiara broke her second gun by loading rifle ammo into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459533
>IRyS is happily married, to that shit rigger guy with the blue hair.
>rigger guy
>guy
Anon... have I got a rrat for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
is Gura a lesbian? I'm new to this and she was singing toxic at a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9457154
This thread is for rrats, anon. All this is common knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>9401949
Homophobic? you mean normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
Obese hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori brap wasn't an accident.
>Kiara thought any publicity is good publicity, she now regrets it but it's too late to retcon.
>Gura is jealous of snuffy for both the pony model and the rigging.
>Connor ntr'd Hime, turns out garnt is bi, and she is into it. They've had this semi-polygamous arrangement since 2017 I think but I don't remember exactly.
>Hitomi Chris actually had an affair with yagoo, when manager found out they threw him under the bus.
>Pekora's previous job was being an elementary teacher.
>Haachama actually tried to an hero (failed highschool in straya) and part of the intervention was telling her to stop with the not-so-subtle lore videos.
>Ame has a weed dependency but she doesn't realize she doesn't have it under control anymore. She used to just take it casually but her intake increased steadily since Nov last year. When she doesn't get her fix is when she becomes irritable easily by games/chat.
>Korone is a smoker.
>Mori was sexually harassed as well after she went to japan and she bonded with kiara over their shared pain.
>Ironmouse became an atheist but she doesn't tell her parents in fear that it would break their hearts. Also, her family is very wealthy but she doesn't want you to know that. One of her parents/uncles is probably a doctor.
>Haruka's extended break was a direct consequence of the prop hunt collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiara has three guns now
>I'm getting worried
>How is she getting them anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471728
Fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9447409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tf2avytmws
that rain too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402140
>>Watson will dig the hole in the future during a time travel stream in which she goes back to Sept. 2020

This sounds like a really cool stream idea.

She could even pull off a collab with the others in character pretending is the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472097
Good job anon, now she can never do it because that would mean she's unequivocally /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472097
She should do one where she time travels to Sept. 2001.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472153
FUCK!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402575
I buy it, fuck that bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9402739
I love Kiara. Good video.

Make an updated version with them loving Kiara. Also maybe tone down the music a bit, was a bit hard to hear what she was saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403211
>>Ame sent Ryan Gosling nudes
I would love for Gosling to react to us using him to simp for an anime girl, and watch some clips of Ame being a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9403912
those are not rrat's vests...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
yes, we approb rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
wtf they can wiggle their tails like dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9426624
that's a girl

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia fakes her accent. She's not actually British.

[Anonymous No.]

>Brazil debacle.
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

Polka is not fat is my rrat and the proof is this video. no way cute japanese will tolerate a fat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5-tc6YJez4

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei isn't Shachi, and Petra isn't Shachi, but Mumei is Petra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9475136
>Amelia fakes her accent she isn't actually American, she's British

[Anonymous No.]

>>9478198
She went to Brazil. She did not entirely enjoy herself. Kiara has a tragic backstory. Pheonixs always come back though.