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I love you Gura!
>>944245Ames big hole
Remember.
I love Ina!
bros...
the 2views..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcGkbFqvfU
aMEHOLE
One pepeloni and a Hundred ear of pizza
>>944242You don't like it when half the images in a new thread are exactly the same as the ones in the previous thread?
Ah...the 2views...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcGkbFqvfUOH NO NO SHE'S LEANING ONTO CALLI LIKE SHE DOES WITH AME, GURAME NIGGERS ON LIFE SUPPORT
>>944250mind>>944283mind>>944289mind
I love Ame!
>4 threadsbros, think of the 2views...
the 2whos...
>4 threadsThe 2hus........
Watson LOVETo a great entertainer and clearly a great voice actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBg7ou-PT18oh no she's a horse girl?
https://youtu.be/DkvVS3C0hdY?t=12201
GNOME HATE!
GNOMES HATE
Fucking gnomes
>>944289Everyones oshi is cuter than usual today!
>it's a gnome
Do you remember the first Ame hole? I do.
>>944305rent free
PTSD
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1364760331470336002Based kakage
I came here to laugh at you nanora
WAMEHOLE
I should have put my money on “Mori and Gura didn’t know what to play” rather than “Mori and Gura want to keep it a secret.” Fuck, there go my rratcoin.
EK HAAT SEENIG EK HOOP ALMAL STERF 'N PYNSE DOOD AHHHHHH EK HET MEDS NODIG
FUCK GNOMES
fucking gnomes
Holo JP love!Mori voice love!Mori love!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZYG2NVaqo
>>944319>>944318gnome mi-
I used to be a diehard trinityfag but now I don't watch any Ina and I really like Mori, I'm even starting to like Kiara
>>944316>I can watch Miko over RobertoNICEHORSEGIRL LOVE
>your oshi>without looking, what is her eye color?
It's always the gnomes!
The 2views..
Kinda went through a group psychosis there at the end of last thread, anons.I blame SEAniggers, like always.
>>944271
Kusoge with Ame!
Thoughts?
>>944317Why did she do it
>>944331Not the wamehole...
Amelia is /x/-er than usual today!
Connecting the dots.
cat fat
Watching Amelia Watson throw many miscellaneous things into her hole so that the hole can get bigger and stuff even bigger things into said hole as she plays through the trash panda's dream called Donut County.So friends, where we at?
>>944344Same but with Gura. People's tastes just change.
>>944245So how was the thread when she did this https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1364415756583067648?s=19
Quick! Somebody post the Enma Soundpost
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
OH SHIT GUYS WE'RE LOSING OUT ON ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD WHERE SOMEONE SAYS THEY WANT YUYUKO TO SHIT ON THEIR FACE OH FUCK WHAT HAVE WE DONE
>>944367nice
>want to type rat in chat>type rrat instinctivelygod dang it
>>944355sexy punished tia
>>944355Yogurt...
>>944355Wrong thread
What is she doing right now?
>>944355动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
pepeloni. ken jy die pepeloni? ahh die pepeloni, pepeloni. ken jy die pepeloni? die nooo een. ek bestel altyd, die domino. domino pepeloni en sonder pepeloni. ek bestel altyd die pepeloni en sonder pepeloni. pepeloni! ek hou van pepeloni, ja. ek bestel altyd, die kaas-kaaspan. ahh hoe kan ek verduidelik? kan ek aan my tekening verduidelik! ek bestel altyd soos die kaaspan waarop dit kaas is, hierdie deel, die oor. oor van pizza. en dan, ek bestel - wanneer- as ek pepeloni bestel, is die oor altyd 'n pepeloni op h - bo, maar ek tel dit op ... weg! want ek eet dit nie. en dan eet ek die kaaspanpizza. okay? jy verstaan? verstaanbaar! pepeloni! ja.
>>944340>>944340Holy shit I hadn't noticed the autotune
>>944325>wameholeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>944390probably having some food or something
>>944355Honestly love artia and civia's new designs, they're stupid gorgeous. Hope they plan to stream some english
>>944359Haatons like a week ago
>>944355Frylock is finally a vtuber?
>>944355they all should burn
>>944355most of those seem pretty derivative
>>944371Right here Ayamefriend!
>>944355Chowa...!
>>944317Gwar garu....
>>944355Is Yogurt actually reincarnating or is that just a shadow to give me false hope?
>>944355Remember when everyone thought Artia was their rat? Doris love!
>>944340Do the JPs think Mori is the only EN or something? Seriously
>>944392Whoever made this god awful image should be used as a bayonet practice post
>>944390German Duolingo
>>944355>from cute rabbit to thatPoor girl.
>>944404I mean, Carl's watching the streams.
>>944392>pepeloni. ken jy die pepeloni? ahh die pepeloni, pepeloni. ken jy die pepeloni? die nooo een. ek bestel altyd, die domino. domino pepeloni en sonder pepeloni. ek bestel altyd die pepeloni en sonder pepeloni. pepeloni! ek hou van pepeloni, ja. ek bestel altyd, die kaas-kaaspan. ahh hoe kan ek verduidelik? kan ek aan my tekening verduidelik! ek bestel altyd soos die kaaspan waarop dit kaas is, hierdie deel, die oor. oor van pizza. en dan, ek bestel - wanneer- as ek pepeloni bestel, is die oor altyd 'n pepeloni op h - bo, maar ek tel dit op ... weg! want ek eet dit nie. en dan eet ek die kaaspanpizza. okay? jy verstaan? verstaanbaar! pepeloni! ja.
>>944390watching watson she was at the chat earlier
>>944355wow, punished chuubas off topic, faggot
>>944355they should all burn
>>944391I wish we had a HoloTW.
This game is pretty cute and dare i say, Ame is cuter than usual today!
>>944413You don't need to speak English to appreciate music.
>>944340IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUISEIFUCK MORI!
>>944355Civia adapted to the streets I see
>>944390Shitposting
>>944411I mean there stuff that link her to the shadow
The duality of man.
>>944392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMhny4JmtY
>>944421>15.aiSure
>>944425Yogurt is innocent.She was the only one who deserved to be saved.
>>944355I thought Yogurt is done with Vtuber stuff
>>944369the cat. it's fat.
>>944433But anon, Suisei wanted it to be Mori
>>944317I'd believe it if she didn't know, but that mischievous giggle right after...
>>944433t. deadbeat
>>944413She's the only one they can physically visit.
>>944355Tia and Civia's new designs actually look better than the original. Not sure about Yogurt, looks like she's abandoning the delinquent look and I liked the gap moe she had with that.
Ah papaloni, papaloni. Do you know the papaloni's organ? I always ask for a domino. Domino papaloni or papaloni. I always ask for a papaloni, not a papaloni. Peploni! I love peploni, of course. I always ask for cheese. Hi, I understand how I can describe it in a drawing! I always ask like cheese, you have cheese, this part is the ear. Ear pizza. And then I wonder - when Papillon asks, listen - Papillo lives in it, but I'll take it ... I'll take it! I don't eat, and then I eat a cheese pizza. Good? Find out! Find out! Peploni! Yes
>>944439Cute!
>>944355OOTL, did something happen with the CN girls?
>>944390Taking edibles and wondering how the fuck she's going to play Minecraft with Gura without getting bored out of her fucking mind, not because it's Gura, but because she has no capacity to understand Minecraft.She's gonna fucking yawn like 23 times and the whole thing's gonna be awkward as shit just like the last Minecraft collab they did.
So after yesterday’s karaoke it’s pretty much confirmed that Gura definitely definitely belts out Disney Princess songs in the bath/shower right?
>>944350That's a good opinion, slav queen.
>>944429It's the caffeine effect that makes her cuter!
>>944433Anon, Suityan was probably happier than anyone it was Mori.
>>944355>Artia Actually the only one i try to watch... good desing but i will miss the gremlin>Civia and RosalynSemen demons... but i prefer Rosalyn previous model RPG fag pls andarstand>YogurtPlease come back...>Spade Echofrom AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEX to a fucking french fries cat kek
>>944433deadbeats no one hates your oshi anymore please stop
A-Ame, don't summon the architects...
>>944412The leaks were not from Artia?
>>944467https://streamable.com/rgio03
>>944395Its not a noticable amount. I'm not even sure if its the audio mix or not
Architects WW@?
>"I need to get bigger!" Glad we're on the same page Ame
>>944355Rasalyn's is actually way better
>>944460Yogurt's design was one of my favorite in Holo period. It ticked all the right boxes for me.
>I need to get big!ARCHITECHTS WW@
>>944355I wish they'd stayed dead, except for yogur
>>944317>use buckets WATsoOONNGura...??? wait I didn't even notice this part
>>944413If you haven't noticed yet, most of JP adores Mori and her music. She also speaks japanese, does japanese only streams, and ESL streams. Of course they're most engaged with her.
>i need to get big>how do i get bigarchitectbros, it's time
>>944355Wtf is SpadeEcho doing?
>>944446Have you seen her graduation? That type of high and consequential low isn't achieved by someone not passionate about what they do. It was just a matter of time.
>>944478How did ame have so much happen when she was a kid?
THEY ARE
>>944378I genuinely thought the braphog shit was a meme until I visited an ollie thread and people were talking about how many times they cum to her fart clip
>>944433>FUCK MORI!You best believe I will
>>944470Yes, I can confirm that Gura does sing Disney princess songs in the shower.
Who would you say is the overall most likeable and well-respected member of hololive? The one that no one talks shit about because they're so goddamn pleasant and helpful.My vote is for either Sora or Botan. Everyone respects Sora as the founding member but she does seem somewhat disconnected from the rest of the cast. Botan, however, is basically the tech girl of the entire branch whenever it's needed. No one ever has anything bad to say about her (she's as fun to be around IRL as she is on-stream) and her personality is magnetic. It might be because she's a bit older than most of the cast, but I think it's because Botan is a genuinely good person.
>>944355They should stay dead
>>944467Died because of a dragon who could get everyone in Hololive fired and people will still think she never do anything wrong
>>944505FIGHTING DREAMERS
>>944355poor Spade, having a Kagura Nana avatar and not being able to use it...
This is Minato Aqua.
>>944305Gurame is going through a vicious break up. It's only a matter of time before they force the other EN members to choose sides.
>>944355I have only one prejudice with vtubers, I even watch males, but I won't watch pets and actual animals.
>>944509Thanks Klaius
>>944477Why must you keep doing this to me
>>944433Suisei wants to fuck mori too
>>944477just found out this was not an Ame artwork
>>944513But they never died?
>>944512Fubuki
>cope>seethe>cringe>Ogey>rrat>Meds>DURRRRRRRRRR TOWA TOWATER TOKYO TOWER TWAP TOWAPI TROWA TOFU TOA AWOT TORTELLINI TOOT TAKANUVA TRONYA TENGA TWAPPLE>LOOK AT HER GO>Pardun>Go back>Schizo>Reddit>SEANIGGER>Chilean>falseflagger>Cunny>UUUUOOOHHH>Gosling>G(h)ostling>ITS HER>T.DEADBEATS>Avocado>Are you serious? >Bugmen>pff>Do you reilly belieb that?>66 minutes>pregnant>Cute and Funny>Are u frustrated? >THEY ARE>TRINITY>TAKAMORI>ORANGE WOMEN BADIS THAT ALL YOU FUCKS CAN SAY
>>944514
>>944439>gray nameOpinion disregarded. Not sure why I thought YT chat chumbuds wouldn't appreciate the big sis/little sis dynamic between them.
>>944512Coco or Friend, you fucking newfag.
>>944477Thanks for the pain.
just like minecraft...
This destructive Ame is pretty adorable.The instant regret is cute too.
>Totally like Minecraft
KFP refugees... where are we supposed to go? I don't wanna watch Ame shes boring....
>>944306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2geT2xfoUg
>>944509i did find it weird that gura still uses rubber duckies in the bath
>>944413The mere idea of even trying to interact in english makes them drop all of their spaghetti expect from some brave souls (Pol, Nene, HAACHAMA).
a duck...
>>944512Sora love!
>>944540
>>944467Could you stop pretending to be a redditfag for one fucking second, you're drawing out the chinks.
Minecraft mention
>>944536new how? It was an edit from the start newfag-chama
>>944317man imagine putting Ame on the spot like that, holy shit I can't imagine how I'd respond
>>944527>He doesn't watch DebiWhat a fag
>>944502there's only one way to achieve true bigness
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29686374
>>944470Her reflection rendition was really good, I hope she can complete it in another karaoke.
>>944540all me
>>944540No.I love Ina too!
MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Ame wanted a toy gumball machine as a kid>Would've just pressed it until the pathway clogs and put as many gumballs as she could into her moutht. had a toy gumball machine
>>944512Either Sora, Botan, Mio, or Fubuki.
>>944514Sounds like a based dragon, kill yourself Zhang.
>>944540Ahh I miss this copy pasta. I love every pasta from /jp/ era
>>944524Someone post that clip where she spills her spaghetti when Ollie shows up.
SHE SAID THE THING SHE SAID THE THING
Kino
>>944429Agreed
>>944512MioFubu.
why is that hot
>>923844>>939471>>940703>>941777>>943891Not sure what I was expected from /vt/'s inception, but it probably wasn't manager anti-threads. This is your brain on rrats.
>>944512The only correct answer is Friend. Coco and Sora are good runner ups though.
Sasuga Watson, I love these voice filters
>>944551I'm watching Ame, she's always my go-to when Kiara is not online
>>944551Watch Ame
>>944540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA
KINOKINOKINOKINO
>>944553>old good Starcraft 2 with Wings of Liberty>the golden era... i remember that my mom bought me the game box FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>944554It was strange but not as weird as the matching Disney princess bath towels, its kind of obsessive.
>>944582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcLEXqNobqk
Ame could make for a half decent radio host, maybe.
>>944355Kill all bugs
I want Ame to play Cuphead and use an old timey radio filter the whole stream.
10/10 voice acting
RRAT
>>944172Oh I see, I'm interested in this. Would be a great reason to play XCOM 2 again, but the only concern I have is someone getting my IP from it.
rrat!
>>944477I require more “living an entire life with someone over several seconds” art
rrat
>Come here you little RRAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcGkbFqvfU>The default debut Mori picture
>>944551I am watching Ame falseffagerchama
>come here you little jew ratAme woah
>COME HERE YOU LITTLE RRAT
CMERE YOU RRAT
Rrat!!!
RRAT SLAIN
how does this make you feel
>c'me you little RRAT!
>>944593It's funny how I've never seen anyone say a single bad thing about Eugene A despite how much shit gets thrown at Cover, but Enma always seems to be a controversial figure.
You little RRAT
NOOO AME DON'T SWALLOW THE RRRATS
"It's from minecraft"Erik Satie-chama...
>>944620Every time
Why is it that KFP have the least amount of schizos in their cult- I mean fanbase? Gura clearly has the most followed by Ame, then Ina and Mori are kinda a toss up between the two. But don't get in wrong, KFP are fucking annoying assholes, but they're not schizos.
>>944631it doesn't
>Come 'ere ya little rrat, get in the hole
I love Reine!!!
>>944593>there’s actual enma anti schizos that write essaysDoes EVERY fucking person involved with hololive have to have people that want to fuck them and people that vehemently hate them? Holy shit I wouldn’t be surprised if we started getting yagoo antis
>>944361The meese made her do it.
>>944631
>>944607all that spilled ramen
>>944604>my mom bought me the game boxHow fucking young are you people? I was in college when starcraft 2 came out.
>>944514They wouldn't let Coco get anyone fired who was relevant and well liked. Honestly the only ones doing well in China were fbk and aqua
>>944317revenge for the moose shit
>>944631normal. which is horny.
>>944620I swear it's an in joke at this point.
>>944540we need a few updates. I know cun cun gained some traction at some point, do cunnyposters still use that?
>>944540You forgot the most important one, and it applies to you as well: dilate.
>>944508“Yeah, I solv- uh- detect- ah- the case wa- the ca- I cracked the- we know th- I cracked the case.”
>>944570>Biting
>>944593This is why """"""funposting"""""" should be discouraged entirely. It's the same reason why Ame began to get harassed by InAme schizos and why Iofi had to apologize and Polka felt like she offended English speakers -- people began making up rrats and retards began believing them.
>>944411Roommate's active on bili, for what its worth.
>>944648Nobody wants to fuck lofi, and nobody hates her.
>>944657>an obscure reference is the same as exposing the real nameJust say it was coincidental
Fucking imagine what it would be like to have sex with Amelia Watson, and how to make her happiest.The most important part, as always, is the foreplay, and you have to make that into a fucking event itself. Making out with her, of course, but going together for a shower would be the first priority. But not starting anything in there. The first thing to do is to well and truly help get each other clean. Imagine going, bit by bit, soaping her up and cleaning her off, never getting too into it, but making sure to make note of every part of her, pay attention to everything that makes her her, while she grows more and more intense under the attention.When it's done, you wipe each other down, getting closer and closer all the while, until it's finally time to start the real event, going to the bed and laying her out on top of it.Imagine moving up her body, bit by bit, from her toes to her mouth, moving on to each erogenous zone, giving extra time in the places she likes, occasionally teasing her before moving on more and more, farther and farther, until you're on top of her, making out once again, bodies nearly one with each other.Then, just as you're about to start, you wait, and turn the tables, only lightly teasing until you hear her ask you to go the distance with her. You wait to here her nearly beg for it, as the attention high overflows into desperation, before you finally give into that primal desire and truly become one with her.Imagine what comes next, a mess of excitment, no planning, moving by raw instinct and bodily passion, bending Ame into every place she wants to go, stimulating her in every place you can while filling her perfectly, forgetting where the boundary between your body and hers begins and ends, your very mind and soul mingling with hers, where you make her whole and she makes you the same.
>>944512Fubuki, Coco, and Botan are the clear winners here. They have leadership qualities the others do not.And then you have Sora, the OG girl herself who started this shit and stuck with it. You can't forget about collab master Mio either for actually taking the time to set up some of the funniest collabs and get everyone together.
>>944670>and Polka felt like she offended English speakersHey, that's on 5ch, not us.
>>944670People will say this site's just a shithole and to fuck off if you don't like it, though, but it ends up actively hurting some of the members in some situations.
>>944654Most people here are mid twenties to thirties according to the last surveypost
>Hi! I wanna people savehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoysjZfWrUFun fact: I love Polka!
What the fuck can be done for Ina and Kiara to not be so neck and neck? Ina took almost an entire week off and Kiara had 2 weeks of events mostly all on her channel and there's still only a 1k gap. I don't get it. I can understand why Ina is so low, but between her music and her non rpg games and beloved zatsudan/sc readings I don't get why Kiara hasn't been boosted.
>>944564and this ame was too scared to even specify whether she lived in a house or apartment, she probably nearly shit herself on the inside
rratcoon holo when?
>>944328this elf exists for the sole purpose of being bred
>>944361She had her orders
>>944670You're barking at the wrong tree anon. Nothing that gets posted here matters, its all about Twitter.
>>944678I want to like Iofi but I just can't fit into her
The thread is worse than usual today!
Eating the whole world with Ame!
>>944631This would be perfect if she had a shit stain
this game says a lot about SOCIETY
>do you guys get it?
>>944681>but going together for a shower would be the first priority>The first thing to do is to well and truly help get each other cleanNGMI
>>944700>Nothing that gets posted here mattersYou underestimate how many lurk in these threads.
>>944512Haachama is the most respected talent in Cover. Perhaps in the whole industry by now.
>>944712INA!
>I'm gonna eat Gura out!A-AME?!
From>Imagine that I climb that mountain and the summit is emptyto>Welcome to the mountaintopWaitin' till the fight callsI'm proud of her finally getting confidence.
>>944670I don’t disagree but people will tell you to fuck off and get off the site.
>>944361Because she was in SEAnig mode, look at the thumbnail!
>>944615Parsec doesn't give the host your IP. It's a bit like zoom, where someone hosts on a computer, and gives out codes for people to connect. No real desercinable info is given between people, except whatever user name you choose.Now all that being said, we MAY have to set up a discord just to communicate over coms somehow. Parsec is just streaming the game and allowing viewer imput. No chat or voice or anything.
>>944692>spoilerSame
I want to eat Amelia's period!
>>944670Yeah it's absolutely mental how rrats have concocted a boogeyman for EN based off of just half-sentences and off-hand comments from the girls.
>>944413Mori is many things, anon
>>944732ah chingchongchangpong, arigatou!
>>944700Where do you think twitter gets a large portion of their content retardchama?
>>944540And Enma love!
>>944647She's the best!
>>944703anti-ame schizos are madBECAUSE SHE'S SO CUTE
>>944561Still think its an anon pretending to be a zhang, they have no more reason to ever come here.I gave him advice on how to be more zhangish back in NovemberHe's admitted to it in confession posts
>>944680people with ADHD can pull that shit off and think it was funny anon, sometimes they just do that kind of shit without thinking. who knows tho
>>944700This place isn't as secret as you think it is
Ame's shaving her cunny!
>>944593No, Enma deserves it: https://streamable.com/4u1o75
no... the mustache...
>>944558I want to FUCK this duck!
>>944512Obvious choices are Fubuki, Botan, Coco and Sora. I do think Marine is very well respected as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcGkbFqvfUTHEY ARE
>>944571I doubt she ever attempts it again. There was some real pain in her voice when she was trying to apologize.
to my fellow dead beats, let us "guh" to give our sleepy reaper more power
>Ame shaving her pubes on stream right now!
NAKED AME
no not the mustache... :(
>Ame shaving on stream
EXIT WATSON
Naked Ame!
Tier ranking of the level of "give a shit" each EN has in relation to streaming:1. Kiara - Willing to go for excessive amounts of time, longest recorded EN stream so far, streams almost every day and sometimes even does gorilla on off-days. Has completely destroyed her sleep schedule for streaming and genuinely loves communicating with the community she is creating2, Ame - Absurd amount of content, verging on doubling up on the number of streams the other girls have done. Only reason she doesn't take top spot is that sometimes she seems reluctant to go into overtime on streams and seems to often set hard limiters on when she kills the stream. (As can be seen by her constant skipping of superchat readings)3. Mori - Very passionate about streaming clearly, but has underperformed so far due to her prior commitments. Will probably see massive improvement in her content output once Q1 2021 comes around and she can shed some of her prior obligations, but for now she's kinda stuck in limbo4. Gura - Streams relatively infrequently in comparison to the other girls, has canceled a ton of streams last minute, often takes multiple days off, and sometimes will forgoe any solo streams on a day when she has a collab and just use the collab as an excuse not to do secondary streams. Almost never reads superchats. Not quite clear what she is doing with the rest of her time considering the lack of background info known about her, but its certainly not streaming we know that.5. Ina - VERY regimented scheduling, average of 2 hours stream then buyebuyeeee, almost never goes overtime or does any gorilla. Reads zero superchats, ever. Will often not even get her schedule out till multiple days after the other girls. Narrative is she got into Hololive to make friends, but some weirdness is going on preventing her from even collabing outside of EN now. Not necessarily bad as a streamer, but shes lagging behind all the other girls in how dedicated she seems to the job
>>944694Unironically who cares
>>944735cute.
AME'S NAKED FACE
>>944760Good!
>>944316Uma Musume debuted their vtubers earlier than hololive. A shame they did not get popular
>>944670>why Iofi had to apologizeTossing narratives around again. Iofi shot herself in the foot by sniffing out the single digits worth of people criticizing her on twitter. To this day I wonder why she went off and deleted her post about translating and then jumped into sadposting.
>>944735hey, same place as this
Ame is cuter than usual!...maybehttps://streamable.com/0kqv6d
>>944732
>>944764Read the video title anon, it's right there.
I want to kiss Ame's naked face
>>944317I didn't even notice this when I watched the stream, Gura you stupid fish
>>944764wtf she changed the title
>Just two bro's bein' bro'sSHE'S
>2k waiting in Mori stream that's not starting for 1.5 hoursWhy though? I can kind of understand the autism in the Kiara waiting room, but this just seems odd.
>>944564She actually did a good job of deflecting it, I thought
>>944593No one expect people to be coomer waifufags over a concept of a manager yet here we are
>sniiiiiiffffame please
[sjis]Does this still work?
>>944433IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUISEIFUCKING MORI!*
>>944467I know this is bait but it still makes me mad
>>944678>Nobody wants to fuck lofiI do, she's cute as heck, purple eyes turn me on and her accent is cute
>>944694I was there to sex with this dork
>>944734Well I can't say I'd be too thrilled about using it but I more or less don't care as long as we're having fun. I'd be down for it, when would the first play session be?
shneeeeeeeeeffff
>>944764just two bro's bein' bro's
>>944654Starcraft 2 came out 11 years ago.Someone who started the First Grade when Starcraft 2 came out will be going into their final year of High School this year
>>944593tell her to stop bonking my oshi for no reason
>>944718I haven't seen more than 500 IP's in a thread, even during massive events. That is a blip on the internet.>>944756Its not that its secret, its that its deserted compared to other sites.
Shes fucking here this is not a rrat anymore
>>944780I hope the stream addicted Ame come back when she's finished moving out
>>944807MORI LOVE!
>>944700>implying
>>944593>/hlgg/ now likes Enma
>>944678says you
>>944686>that time hlgg anons created letter templates to spam at Cover over a fucking Mori tweetIt was pretty surreal to see that happen in real time...
>>944831Your IP only gets marked when you post, anon.
>Yesterday Uto drew pizza as a veggie>Now Ame's title is Donut is a veggieBlue Ame's leeching is getting out of hand
>>944833Enma?!
Finally the game will be over
DUH!!!! TOWA!!!! DUH, TOII!!???!!1 TOWER!!!!!IS THAT ALL YOU KENZOKU FUCKS CAN SAY!!???DUUUUH TOWA TOII TORRE TMT TMT TWPITORETTI TORTELLINI TOWAUTISMI FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA-RIDDEN DELUSIONAL PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS
>>944734I feel like a less permanent chat room would be good to prevent discordfag behavior. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but i'm sure some exist.
This final segment is pretty great.
>>944570Kinda based
>>944833it hasn't been a rrat since september
>Title changeTHEY ARE
>>944804>gura changing the stream title several times before it startsIs this normal? I’ve never caught her doing this any other time.
>>944780Man, this is an old one. Kiara and Ame are the only accurate ones still.
>>944678>Nobody wants to fuck lofiI do
>>944780Why are chickenfags like this?
>>944570>ShrekYou motherfucker. Based.
>>944862BROS
>>944661I can imagine the album art will just be that default pic and some Viper-like text.
>>944512Sora, Friend, Marine, Coco, Botan.
>>944863she's done it a handful of times but it's uncommon
>>944514You would have a point if she did any wrong but she didn’t. Don’t blame her because you shitted the bed.
>>944862Lurking right now.
>>944848Damn, bitch even leeched the time travel powers.
>>944877you mean BRO'S?
>>944678>he doesn't want to fuck every hololive members' brains outNGMI
>>94462090%sure its an inside joke
>>944863Occasionally, it’s uncommon though. She did this with one of her Luigi mansion streams
>>944854towawawawawawa
>>944831I forgot why but in /jp/ >we reached more than 500 ip and beaten up all the poltards
Has /hlgg/ done their KING reps today?https://streamable.com/mrzttg
>>944678>Nobody wants to fuck lofiAre you gay, anon?
>>944760Is this supposed to be a smoking gun or silver bullet? Enma's name doesn't come up once. We have hardly the faintest about the innerworkings/company politics for Hololive; it could be fucking YAGOO himself denying Coco's ability to colalb with ENs for all I know or it could be something else entirely.
>>944570This is cute. I’m going to vocaroo the entire thing for posterity.
>>944514sounds kinda based to me
>>944854Still think we should've left that shit at /jp/, where's that matsuri drake meme?
>>944862Calligulachads.... We lost..
>>944904King is a meme and I wish they'd stop covering it. They're better than this.
I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT ALL OF HOLOEN EXCEPT FOR GURA. FUCK SHARK FOR SOFTDOXXING AME AND FUCK HER SCHIZO FANBASE FOR HARASSING FUBUKI & IOFI AND MAKING ALL OF WESTERN VTUBING LOOK BAD WITH HOW OUT OF CONTROL THEY GET.
>>944843That's a good navel
>>944670Almost all of the harmful shit that actually affects the girls isn't from here, though. Discordniggers, clickbait clippers, and off-site doxxniggers do far more harm than us.
>>944643Thr seem to like talking about their recently deceased kin a lot
>>944293>it's really just minecraftsigh... i was really hoping it would be a surprise game with a surprise jp collab partner.
>>944862Getting sick of the Calli is dad jokes in prechat since THEY ARE BROTHERS.
>>944678>not wanting to fuck every single Holo
>>944695That ship has sailed.
>>944317well gura says her own name all the time same desu!
>>944862>bro's>'swhat did she mean by this?
>>944807She's dropped a prechat message before on very rare occasion and it costs me nothing to have the tab open while I do other stuff so my filter can catch any messages when I get back to it.
Ame's voice gags are all on point today, I've always enjoyed them but sometimes it seemed like she'd forget that she could do them.
>>944767Yeah her crying was completely different than during the moon song or elvis, it hurt
Am I in a fucking timewarp right now?Seriously, did shitposters and concernfags from fucking NOVEMBER walk into the fucking thread, or am I going fucking insane?I swear I've seen you fags post this shit three months ago, but I thought you all either got told to fuck off or adapted to the new times by now, especially you concernfag changs talking about funposting, since I've only ever seen that term used here when a chink was trying to shill their retarded ops
>>944355>Unicorn to bicornI know it's not technically a bicorn but still
>Calligula>Not just Beavis and Butthead
>>944831Oh, you're just a newfag. Lurkers have always outnumbered posters by quite a large amount. it's difficult to understate the influence this site can and has had on various fandoms etc. But yeah, keep pretending nothing posted here matters to make you feel better about yourself.
>>944809We have coomers and anti schizos over some middle aged weeaboo office lady we haven't seen or heard speak once. What a time to be alive.
>>944767I believe in Gura, she'll get better at handling her emotions while singing in the long term. She has friends that support her. Hopefully she'll get professional training at some point too.
>>944915Calligula was always a broship. It's an escort vessel to Gurame.
>it's just like portal!
>>944862>gura killing the calligula /u/ angle right awayTHEY ARE
>>944862Brehs
this game is weird
>>944670Nobody was shitting on Iofi here, people were only throwing shade at Risu because she was the one who took advantage of the language barrier while Iofi was just kinda there.
>>944305she also does this with ina. she just loves her friends!
>>944938https://streamable.com/hpqzwb
Ame will focus more and more on voice acting in her streams as she gets more comfortable about it
>>944862Oh no calligulachads... Its official... They're only bros....
>>944862HERE
>>944957WOAH
>>944938It is. Most copy pasta is from /jp/ era. I remember that tierlist pasta
>>944831It isn't a matter of IPs. I guarantee there are just as many if not more lurkers than that. But then you might say in that case at most there are only 1000-2000 people who actively use or lurk these threads. Small in the grand scheme of things, sure, but if 10 of those people start containment breaching and spreading info from here suddenly what happens here matters a bit more.I'll concede that for the most part, we haven't caused anything major yet. Amepocolypse stayed relatively contained and the biggest problem we might have caused was the j*y incident. But the potential is there, you shouldn't underestimate the trouble these threads could cause.
Gura had to fix the title because she messed up the punctuation
breeding like rabbits with Ame!
>>944965Good. I like her silly voices
THEY'RE BREEDING
>>944965cute!
BREEDING PECOR
SEEEEXXXXXX
>>944942It fucking doesn't matter. Full stop.There has never been a rrat that was from here that had any negative effect on the girls or the talent. The only shit that has ever affected them were doxcord faggots who would use any shithole as their dumping ground, and they get banned on sight.
>>944862I TOLD YOU ALL. THEY ARE BROS.
>>944965I want some cringe kino, maybe a collab with gura where they both do a little acting.
SEXXXXXXXX
Ame's rogue hole.........
Hi Gura, I know you are here, I love you
>>944631Haha imagine having sex with her from behind when she suddenly wraps her powerful tail around your neck and orders you to cum inside of her or else she'll strangle you haha.
https://vocaroo.com/l3GRjSjT91qdid you do your SSS reps /hlgg/????
PEGORA FUCKS LIKE THAT??
>>944951>killing the calligula /u/ angleVast majority of calligula fags only see it as a platonic ship. Most of the /u/posting came from 1-2 schizos who hate the pairing and were trying to piss of Gurame fags.
>>944906>it could be fucking YAGOO himself denying Coco's ability to colalb with ENs for all I knowHonestly it’s not that far fetched. There was so much backlash against Cover when Coco and Haachama were suspended that Yagoo himself issued an apology and cut his own salary. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cover fears that such backlash would happen again if the chinks target the ENs because of a collab with Coco.
>>944880You'll Deadbeats Don't Even Smoke Crack
>>944967This is exactly what we wanted though
Don't look at ame's dong!
>>944862GURA LOVES AME UOOOOOHHHHH
>>945001i like the one with the high voice
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this characterI chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>945001>jaypee cult chantingJesas.......
>>944932Kakage...
>>944841couldn't this also mean a small amount of people are really really active on this board?
>>945001HOLY SOUL
>>945010
Just saw this on my youtube notif https://youtu.be/r1doS5ICjY4
>>945010Why does coco so stupid sexy??!?
>>945000>loli threatening to kill you while you fuck herGod I love Shuten doujins...
>>945010This kills the bugs.
>>944915The fuck you're talking about, this is a win
Going through AZKi's original songs, and it's so fucking random which ones have English subs and which don't. Her first couple have every language under the sun, then they only have chink and Korean, then Korean only for one despite being titled in English, and then back to the wide range of languages. I wonder if they're retroactively adding subs and just haven't got that far, or if it's just a sign of how they didn't know their intended market at first, then tried to pander to the Asian market, and now they're back to trying to make her a global phenomenon again.
>>944939She's a goat, I think there's a screenshot with the weird eyes
>>944934>point out the extra apostrophes>she removes themalright. SHES
>>945024Pasta and Goslingpilled.
Look, please don't call me a faggot. I've already been called a faggot like 4 or 5 times today. BUT I believe I cracked the code. I always ask myself, why do people like Ame? She is not different from any other average female streamer. She can't sing or draw, she doesn't have that something "special" at all really.I now believe that I know the answer! People like Ame because she is average and not special in any way shape or form. It's easy for people to empathize with her, because her fans are like her, they are just regular, normal, unambitious people. Ame is a perfect representation of a modern internet culture that rewards mediocrity, and doesn't give a fuck about skill or talent.It's beautiful and sad at the same time...
>>945001incredible
>>945001I'm glad /vt/'s King cover is turning out to be more kino than cringe.
Imagine having a threesome with Mori and Gura. The sensations that will overload your mind, body and soul during it.
>>945055faggot
>>945055>Ame is a perfect representation of a modern internet culture that rewards mediocritywhat?
>>945024Not relevant-Amelia Watson
>>944855As the host, yeah, my preference would be some temporary voice/text chat program or better yet, website.Would probably have to be a voicechat because parsec isn't a normal streaming program- it's not like OBS where you can overlay other things like a chatbox or something.>>944820Sunday 8AM PST/5PM CET seems to be the dead hours slot that lines up with my freetime to host XCOM. Be warned that this first session will probably be a bit scuffed as we figure some of the logistics of it out.
>>945055Faggot
>>944967Exactly! we won!
>>945055Marica
>>945062UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH DORKY REAPER AND MESUGAKI T o T
>>945055damn you’re on a roll today keep it up
>>944935I'm not saying I don't have the tab open either, but I just find it incredibly odd she's got so much for this particular pre-stream, unless something was dropped within the last hour and people want to talk about it there.
>>945055viadao
ame cute
>control f avocado>Result 0 Avocado
>>945001It's kinda weird hearing my voice from /jp/ era. Because I'm singing without good mic
>>944934>>945052Gura actually did change the title after that post. Is it possible that..
>>944551STFU
>>944695Urban wildlife gen featuring various genres of streetwear when?
>>945055>why do people like Ame? she's cute and sweet and funny. what more you want jeez
>>945055
>>945055If you want people to stop calling you a faggot then maybe you should stop acting like one, faggot
>>945055You're a faggot and you're also right, she's perfect for the average nigger here
Zombie https://youtu.be/-ljc09mzbAM
>>945055How about you stop acting like a faggot so you don't get called one, faggot.
>>944593>I myself have managed people and made dirty decisions behind the backs of peons>you don't ascend a ladder by leaving a trail of bodies in your wakeholy shit there's some gold in here
>>945086Im sorry anon....Avocados are no longer necessary....
>>944694I don't think Kiara cares as long as she's getting growth. In fact she'd probably want Ina to pass her. So my question is, why do you all care so much that you must make this topic every thread, something twice or thrice and then go off and dedicate an entire split thread asking this benign question?
>>945033pay more attention to fatcat. this video was big news when it came out.
>>943084>>943160I'm insanely late but if you're still here, I just wanted to thank you for making posts like this, it's nice to keep up better with the JPs, especially gen 5
>>945010Love this bitch
>>944862Search the title in google.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxPNIlan3kUhchkZs14AaABCQDoes she do this normally?
>>945001tatsunokos did it better
THEYAREBROTHERS
I can't believe gura saved us from an awful thread of schizos falseflagging as calligulafags
>>945062UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>945055>People like Ame because she is average and not special in any way shape or form. It's easy for people to empathize with her, because her fans are like her, they are just regular, normal, unambitious people.Wow, what an incredible discovery. Certainly something that no one has noticed or discussed as far back as October.Faggot
>>945055You know, if you just get called a faggot all day, there's probably a pretty good reasonfag
Considering Gura is likely to be in the 25-29 age bracket, and assuming a woman her age spends an average of time in a relationship ranging from 20% on the low end to 80% on the high end, knowing the average age of first sexual intercourse in the United States is around 17, and factoring that the average frequency of sexual encounters by couples in their 20s is of 112 times per year, we can deduce that Gura has had sex between 180 and 1075 times in her lifetime.Knowing that the average sexual encounter ends in vaginal ejaculation 62% of the time, ejaculation in the mouth 17% of the time, ejaculation on the body 14% of the time and ejaculation in any other place 7% of the time, assuming that the man cums in every sexual encounter but never cums more than once, and that the average human ejaculate volume is of 5ml, I can scientifically demonstrate that Gura has swallowed between 152.15 ml and 913.75 ml of semen, which is roughly equal to between half a can of coca-cola and 1.5 starbucks "venti"-sized cups.
>>944978See>>944841People dramatically underestimate how fucking big 4chan is these days.>>945029Sure, but we have no proofs either way, and even if you assumed the anons here posted 4 times as much as everywhere else on the site (unlikely considering /v/ /pol/ and /b/), we'd still have 150k unique visitors a month, and I think I pulled those numbers during deadhours, not even when the thread was moving at it's normal speed.
I like ame because she isn't fake or annoying and she plays games that are fun to watch.
>he seems like he stinksi mean he's the TRASH KING
>>945055You're wrong there faggotI believe I've cracked the code on this one.It can't be Ina, because she's a distant fragment. The kind of girl that you pass by occasionally and catch up with, something you two do ever since she helped you out that one time. But she's ephemeral. A fleeting memory. You don't want to be with her, you want to be with the memory of her. You will remember what she has done, and what she has accomplished, but not who she is. Faceless. She's the kind of woman that tugs at your neurons decades later as you stare down the shot glass, substituting her face for a squirming black squiggle. "I wonder what would have been," you think, "if I went for it." But you never did, and you never would have.It can't be Kiara, because you lust for her. She breaks your back working for her but rewards you with a gentle kiss and a hug. Ultimately, she's an authority figure, a forbidden fruit that you can indulge in only if she allows you to. And then, even when she does, when she opens herself to you, you will realize: "I want to fuck this chicken... But will I?" The reality dawns on you that all these fantasies of screwing your boss at the same shitty restaurant on the same shitty counter where you take shitty people's shitty fast food orders might be better left as a fantasy. Your cock becomes flaccid, and she's disappointed. You never live it down. You work day after day, never able to look her in the eyes, never being ballsy enough to ask for a promotion as the years go by. One day, she retires. You do not.It can't be Gura, because you love her. Sure, she's adorable, and she's a brat, and she pulls at your heartstrings in all the right ways. On first encounters your dick and nipples go rock hard whenever you meet, every hanging syllable of every word of every sentence coming form her mouth indulging the mental scratch to your darkest itches. But then, one night, after the energy has calmed down, when you two sit there slightly buzzed, in comfortable silence, her voice comes out in a low whisper you've never heard before. And her insecurities and vulnerabilities and fears and wants come tumbling out unevenly, an uninterrupted waterfall of words as tears well up in her eyes. She grabs on to you, and you kiss. You never kiss her again.It can't be Mori, because she's simply too far out of your reach. Bullheaded, brash, and bantering, you two climb and climb, insteps and inclines, believing the world can be conquered. But time passes, and you slowly start to notice that the pathway you were striding on begins to diverge, and she seems to grow farther every single day. Regardless of your personal success, the sinking feeling of dread hits you as you understand your paths were simply meant to intersect, not follow. She grows farther and farther away, into the fog like a ghostly spirit. You reach out towards her in an attempt to clasp her, but she already has her back towards you, a twinkling star in the evening sky.But Amelia? Ame is the everyday girl doing her best. She's no splendid artist, nor trilingual world bridger, nor overnight sensation, nor wild child chasing her dreams. She's the down to earth girl that can kind of sing, that can kind of dance, that can kind of draw. The kind of talent that shines because she knows she's not a pure diamond and wants to show you everything of her. And you love her, because you see yourself in her, and what you can become as well. No, you two can't do things beyond your wildest imagination. But you can sing The Ink Spots with the ukelele under a tree as the midsummer afternoon light shines on you. You can take Bubba out for a walk, laughing at that silly old lady that always greets you while you're out. You can hold her hand, staring at the star-spangled sky because she woke you up at 2 AM and decided, "I can't sleep, let's go stargazing." The kind of girl you can grow old with, and learn with, and laugh with. The kind of girl goslings all want.
>>944934>>945052has anyone else noticed using apostrophes to pluralize is becoming an increasingly common mistake among native english speakers?
>>945113
>>945055How do you feel knowing you crafted a good bait post?
>>944880>>945014
>>945052>>945087How new? Does no one remember the Surgeon Simulator thumbnail?
>>945055Unironically this but replace Ame with Gura. Above average singer in a company with 8 or so great singers & 2012 Pewdiepie-tier humor that appeals to the dumbest slugs on the internet & kids who watch nothing else, you all hate to hear the truth but your shark is even worse than Kiara at this and without the loli avatar, would have a third of her current subs
>>945055Next you'll figure out why people like Spiderman and why he's Ame's favorite superhero.
>>945133why are (You) like this
>>945113Yes, that's Aki.
>i hate wiping my buttUOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>945142Yes, mediocrity.
>>945055>1 million sub vtuber>mediocrityYou're a faggot but I gotta admit this is some good ass bait
>>944978I think you have a vastly outsized expectation of this place and of the impact of rrats, anon.Do you know how long some of these shit rrats have been around? Since at least Gen 4 and the creation of /hlg/. But in all that time, not a single one that came from here has caused a problem.Your only example of a yab that could have had an issue didn't amount to anything, except for doomsaying fags pretending that JP cared about it at all by citing a single tabloid and Narakumi telling them to fuck off from his chat.You think there is potential, and you're scared of it. But the only potential this place has is the potential to self-destruct. There's no force that can project outside of here; every containment breach I've ever monitored has ended in a deflated sigh of unacknowledgement. The only thing that could ever happen is a rrat being made that acted like a gun stuffed with too much gunpowder. They'd shoot it, but before it ever left here, the barrel would blow itself apart.
Playing with boy toys with Ame!
>>945113When will Ame prove she bathes by doing this?
>>945133Your math is off
>>945087yea they do it all the time. But seriously who else calls them brothers besides HERE? Twitter art?
>>945055In that sense, Mori and Ame would be polar opposites. One representing the simplicity and beauty of a regular existence filled with love while the other representing a fierce but rewarding struggle in the name of passion
Then don't Ame! I have no qualms!
>>945164....Would you wipe ame's butt?
Ame really IS stinky.
>>944965I should get into voice acting
>>944317You know she did this on purpose since she actually said it twice as if to let the viewers in on the "joke".
>>945178With my tongue UGHHHHHHHHH
>>944305
once again, teamates are the most thin-skinned out of the bunch.
>>945164She has Bubba for that.
Gura changing her stream title calling Calli her bro is a severe hit to Gurame. Why you ask? Well simply because...https://youtu.be/0skGBMxAmWU
>>945157She's only being carried etc etc. Seethe venti you creatura
>>944938Timeloop is eternal.
>>945113Yea she does bathtub streams all the time.
>>945164Because she uses water like a civilized person.
THE ZOOMBIE IS CHALLENGING (You)DO YOU ANSWER HER CALL
>>945175Enma lurks here because she knows this place gets the most traffic outside of plebbit and twitter. She gathers information from these threads and tell the girls how to pander to us.
>>944694Anon, please stop. We have been in this time loop for fucking MONTHS
In an attempt to save this board from getting sued by cover, I am making more reddit-friendly content, today's picture: A tier list!Each hololive girl's ability to be a wife, note this has nothing to do with "what's my favorite" as my Oishi is mid tier, this is more focused on how well each holive girl would be objectively at being a wife!
>>945086based avocado. I still remember when farmer Gura was just a rrat
>>945068It was destined to be scuffed anyways. I should be free around then. All that's left is to find a means of communication or settle on Discord
>>944694KFP here but honestly. They're only competitive with each other because ina allows it. The very second ina decides to put effort into boosting her channel she won't just pass kiara but she'll likely lap her in subs. Which is a bad thing to me personally because the more popular you are the more likely pic related shows up in your comment section.
>>945142/jp/ pastas...
>>945164imagine the smell
>>944934Do you're reps
>>945155
>>945203Yes!
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTANDSHE DOESNT LIKE WIPING HER BUTT BECAUSE SHE HAS A BIDETA FUCKING BIDETSHE IS SQUEAKY CLEANHER ASS SMELLS LIKE COCONUT SOAP
>>945146I guess. English has been getting more fucked by the year
Why does Ame talk like she's retarded
>>945177>In that sense, Mori and Ame would be polar opposites.I'm so jaded from all the Mori and Ame comparisons in early hlgg I assumed this was just another excuse to bash Mori. Good post anon.
>>945207>Nene not in SUPER tierFucking retard.
>>945204Roberu's sister......
>timeloops and pasta threadgood thing ame is streaming. what's wrong with you guys
>>945204>she's the enma hornyposter
>>945215He quoted master oogway so that makes him 100% correct
>>945207I don't see Mori so fuck off.
>>945207shit tier
>>945146Its been pretty common for some time. Its not always incorrect either if you're trying to pluralize a lowercase letter for example.
fun fact: you get an achievement in Donut County for losing to the boss
>>945207>cover capable of suing this siteTop fucking zozzle
>>945207Towa, Botan, Coco, Korone, Fubuki, Flare, Okayu, Watame, Lamy all way up you fucking moron.
>>945207
So, can teammates stop with the Goku:Ame comparisons because Goku always wants to hit that next limit not unlike Mori.
>>944999Gura doesn't come here. I bet Risu edited Gura's title after Risu read stuff here.
5ch said that Noel slapped Coco's breasts in front of Yagoo's office, wtf?
>JWU>Ame streaming some literally who indie game>12,411 watching nowIs this some secret buff game, what the fuck?
>>945207>nene not in a tier of her own above everyone elseOpinion discarded
Every time I see Ollie's hashtag I think it says OLLIEgina!
>>945249>CocoMaybe if you want to raise a stripper. It's not worth the sex.
GO AME GO
>>945207My oshi is at the top so it's a pretty good list.
>>945152kek
>>945258based if true
>>945207MORI LOVEMORI WIFE!
>>945254>another deadbeat seething over the main character memelol
>>945133Dumbsex.
>>945207How in the fuck are you going to make a Hololive Wife ability and put fucking Botan in Low Tier?
>>945253Based
>>945259People finally listened and shut off their adblockers I see.
>>945253Top tier wife desu.
>>944283I love Ina too!
This is actually a pretty good stream
>>945259People are tired of mario.
base fuck capitalist pig like coco true happiness is communism.
>>945249>CocoI dunno man. Coco is the kind of girl you can kick it with for a few hours but anything longer than that would be tiresome.
>ame will never play an FPS again
>>945259They just want Ame to plays new game
Alright, give me your best guess.Is this a raid of faggots three months out of date, or is one guy just extremely nostalgic for November/Early December right now?I haven't seen a timeloop so complete in months. It genuinely feels like looking at a recording of threads long past.
>>945204someone posted something in the Enma hate thread that may have been related to Jenma, that shit got deleted so fast I don't think anyone even could even tag it.
>>945259>literally who indie gameit's another indie community darling like a short hike
>>945282Botan's the husband, (you)'re the housewife.
https://streamable.com/yaq7sh cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha neneeeeee suturi english neeeneeee wa perfect engliish neeneeeeeeee piece of a cakeenglish speaking beliebeeel neneeee beliiii beliii beli beli beli belibeliberuuuuu english english supeaku supeaku nene cute nene wa goodto dayouahaha
>>945207>Gura not in top wife tierShit list, go back
>>945259it's not mario or oblivion
>I'm the /trash/ kingAme no!
>>945296Polka love!
>>945055>internet culture that rewards mediocrityYou're not a faggot, you're just a SEAnigger
>>945259And she still has more likes than live viewers...
I want Ame to take the pickle.
>>945280>another idiot lazily doing edits when they don't understand the character dynamicsurely the oshi is reflective of the fanbase.
>BK took the pickle
>>945306NENE CUTE
>>945207>Wife ability>Miko and Matsuri in High Tier>While Botan and Towa are in Low TierI'm100% sure you don't watch anyone in Hololive and only come to /hlgg/ to shitpost.
>>945004True the risk of chinks going after the en girls is there but there is also the possibility of a bigger boost since this could rail up the en community.
Why yes officer, of course. Please come in.Would you like some tea or a quick snack? Please, right this way. This is my room. Oh, ignore the wool motif and the various ram heads, it's just a little pleasure of mine. Please, take a seat while I prepare the tea. The refrigerators in my room? Ah, it's an...engineering hobby. Here's my computer. You said you are here about the post directed at Ms.Tokoyami Towa? I know exactly which post you're talking about, let me pull it up. My apologies, I was just listening to バブルラブ , it's a great little song. Mind if I play it while I pull up the messages?Alright, here they are. As you can see I indeed make the posts calling Towa a whore. What your sources might not know is that I'm responsible for at least 83% of all of of the "Towa is a whore" posts that are made daily on the imagebaord known as 4channel. How I avoid the ban? Well...heh, it's a bit hard to explain. Yes, it does involve the multiple mobile devices in this room. Believe it or not, the refrigerators are a key part of it.You got all that you needed? Nonsense. Let me show you the posts that i'm planning to make in the future about Ms.Tokoyami Towa. I hope you have the time. Let's start with Towa_The_whore_of_Hololive_1_10.docx. Oh, the water started to boil. Please, read through the document at your own pace, i'll be right back.
>>945280t.deadbeat
>>945295>Mind immediately thought it was gonna be an ogey at the first stroke
>>944818oh great another fgoshit character that looks like Mori
>>945259It's a pretty good stream desu, I thought it would be shit but it's surprisingly fun to watch
>>944694Who cares they both have the most well behaved communities, remember that popularity comes at a price, and that usually means zoomercore and twitch kiddies, i prefer they keep their appeal as far from those as they can.
>>945259The game may not be to your tastes but it's considered a good game by many.
>>945259I don't know but it's trying way too fucking hard to be trendy
I WANT TO WATCH THE BROTHERS BUT MY PLANE IS ABOUT TO GO IN THE SKY NOOOOOOOOOO
>>945215>Which is a bad thing to me personally because the more popular you are the more likely pic related shows up in your comment section.Yeah, given that there's a dedicated enough fanbase to financially support someone. What are the main benefits to becoming more popular?
Lads I just masturbated and chummed so hard my asscheeks cramped up and I couldn't walk for 20 minutes. Whole muscle in both bag legs just crumpled up into a ball. I also lost hearing for about 15 minutes
>>945302Something riled up the schizos, they've been posting kiara doxxes in a bunch of other threads to.
>>945300
>taking the pickleyou wouldn't do that, right anon?
>>945259fuck that spaghettinigger mario and fuck you Todd
https://twitter.com/Atlus_West/status/1364726804314021892>mori liked thisIS THIS A SIGN, ATLUS VIDEO GAME COMPANY???!!!!!!!!
FUCK IT ALL
>>944818Mori?
>>945337Kiara?
Hey guys what do you think of my tier list?
>>945207>cometfagI instantly knew this list was shit
FUCK IT ALL!
>>945341They still are doing that?
TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
>>945296>sharing members only postsREEEEEnah but for real, I'm glad Polka is taking some time for herself recently and I'm super curious about these upcoming projects she's working on.LET'S GO POLKA
>>945298>>945267She has a big heart, she's in shape, she's smart, she's funny even if you don't agree with all of her reddit humor choices, she's absolutely wife material and I will not let this slander continue.
>>945346no i am the pickleI'M PICKLE RICKKKKK
https://youtu.be/r4KLiAHOmCE
>>945340based and samepilled
>>945300She's doing tons of APEX tomorrow
BOOBA
>>945296>Chair (I won't break it this time)
>More like (You) cant cut it lol
>>945295I was very concerned this was going to somehow be goatse
>>945358ORANGE TIER BAD
>>945326begone you ancient bastard
>ame gets miffed by someone.>/ameg/ gets stupid and falls for the bait>anyone else gets trolled>/ameg/ ignores itAnd they say Ame supports UNITY more than anyone else. It's a lie.
>>945358I hate it
>>945376This is Based.
>what forced holo memes do you secretly like
>>945373>>945374BOOBAmind...
>Ollie finally streaming during NA hours>She's going to overlap Gura Ame and MoriEvery time goddamnit.
>>945363Seagulls have no new rrats to peddle, please understand.
>>945366>POKAGo back doxcord faggot
>>945358Put Mori on top and remove whoever that third girl is on the top row.
why does amelia always play these artsy kusoges?
Tonka truck is a whore
>>945358What the fuck is the context?
>>945367You forgot also a moe blob....I fucking love that bitch...
>>945358no one deserves to share the same tier as judas
>>945315Cope deadbeat
>>944355Rosalyn's is a copy n paste. The fringe, the space over her left eye, her eye color, the exact same facial structure (even the smile) and the way her hair spreads out. Either Rosalyn got screwed over or she wanted a design similar to her old one.
>>945367I'd like to fuck her as much as the next guy, but raising a kid? I'm not sure.
>>945297(You)
>>945396She's actually a better streamer than all of EN and deserves more eyes on you so it's a real shame. Reine is too.
>>945402Make your own context.
>ame was the lole poster this entire timeOH GOD
i-is this game some kind of anti-capitalist metaphor shit? i thought you just need to put things inside the hole...
>>945369Someone PLEASE dust this womb off!
>>945346There's nothing wrong with capitalism
>>945424Cutest member in Hololive
>>945398>POKAJahy poster, your reading reps....
>>945214We'll actually have to use discord. If it makes everyone feel better, I could delete the discord and remake it every session so there isn't any usual discord shenanigains.Reason I have to use discord is that parsec aggressively filters voices to prevent people participating from hearing their own voice broadcast back to them. However, first xcom campaign I tried, I learned it also filtered spoken dialogue from the game to people watching. Was kind of hilarious how well it worked, others could hear music, gunfire, gameplay, etc, but not unit dialogue of other spoken word. Had to make a strange workaround with a virtual audio cable yada yada the tl;dr is that parsec won't filter xcom voices by accident now but voice chat has to be through discord. I understand if using discord filters people, I'm still going to work through some alternatives and maybe get some sort of text chat for peeps who don't want to use their voice.
>>945424shuba shuba shuba
おはようございますAs you might already know, the Covid-19 virus is an immediate threat to public health and safety. New studies have shown that the second the virus enters the infected individual, it starts making specific changes to the body. Namely the sweat glands and in the bowels of an individual. Ir produces chemicals that have a very distinct smell that can be used for early detection. Certain individuals have a genetic gift to be able to detect that scent. It just so happens that i'm one of them. And such, Cover Corp. has hired me to look after their most beloved employees - You. よろしく.My job will involve going around and making sure none of you are infected. I shall perform multiple smell tests each day of these specific areas-The armpits-The area around the anus-The feet-The area below your earsIf by chance you have recently done any physical activity or feel the need to pass gas, alert me immediately. It greatly increases the chances of detecting the virus if it's present in your body and I will do a thorough aroma chemical analysis with my nose.I'll be passing along documents that give you more detailed instructions. ありがとうございました
Ollie has replay enabled
Ollie's dumb smile throughout the whole Smash intro is so great
>>945426Can't trust those coons, anon.
>>945397No, I asked if they still are doing that today, since a few hours ago they were spamming doxx in the split thread
>>945407Dilate, Idiot. Not even calling you teamate because those have actual brains because I am simply asking them to give me a different Shounen MC to compare Ame to, because the Goku comparison does not work.
YAGOO YEETED
>>945331>fgoshitAnon?!?!?
>>945351enjoy your shitty hololive DLC costumes lol I would unironically buy them
>>945388I back up my bros all the time. I can't be here 24/6 though.
>>945358switch korone and mori with kiara and gura and you have a nice list.
>>945388Ame's a unitychad. Teamates could stand to be a bit more like their oshi because they're easily the most tribalistic and obnoxious group of posters itt.
>Everyone is here
>>945437Ui mama...
>>945398Jahy, your (You) farm reps...
what the fuck is happening in this thread right now!? i feel like im in a timeloop!!
>>944355Can I get a name for Civia?
>>945400Ironic weebs eat this trash up.
>>945441Yes they're still doing it, seen a few in /jp/ to, that awful copypasta saying they want her to suffer and sharing a video of her when she was a minor.
>>945398Put your glasses on old fag
>>945398????????????????????
>>945326The bad old days of the bad old threads...
bros is this true??
>>945393She's trying to hard to be funny, even though it's kinda cringe, she just comes off as incredibly cute and endearing, but I suppose that's more liking the person and not the meme.
>>945418>than all of ENIdk about all that nigga but yea her and reine deserve more viewers and subs
>>945463aren't we always in a timeloop?
>Well thanks for threatening us!
>>945086I avocadon't want to live anymore.
>>945441Oh. Well, I guess they are, then. Is it SEA or gulls this time?
https://streamable.com/d9bdkd
>>945437kek
>>945331>fgoshit>looks like Morianon.....
>>945424ABAYO
>>945459>the most tribalistic and obnoxious group of posters itt.But you're in this thread?
>>945400Short and easy.
>won't kiss the chickenKiara...
CALIGULA BROS WHERE WE AT
>>945463
>>945490What does Zombie sweat smell like?
Anyone else feel like Ame's voice acting is her stream niche she needs to embrace?
>>945418Settle down there, Risu.
>>945398Sad that jahyposter is getting too old to post now
>BUGS as a secret ingredient
NO MORE TIME LOOPS.
>>945437Ui-mama is the vtuber i fapped the most toi blame mamerakko
>>945468Rent free baby. Seems like someone is really angry
>>945426It's anti big business in the most vague way possible.Literally an orange man bad tier political commentary.
Remember that the 103.50 company will never have a Pekora, a Korone, a Haato, a Watame, a Miko, a Coco, a Marine, an Aqua, a Nene, and a Polka. Pure genuine entertainers.Your company is dying, and you're desperate because the competition is getting bigger. You know I'm right.
Ame is making the dialogue actually fun instead of being pointless shit
>>945476is true anonchama
>won't kiss your dirty chickenrude
>>945463im fucking looping
>Let's smashOllie...https://streamable.com/d9bdkd
So Gura just friendzoned calli didnt she? I dont want to ever see retards pairing them here again
>>945207they all make good wives. Even if they may not be used to housework, they can learn and you can contribute too. They would all mutually love you back if you make them your wife.
>>945496>yes keep denying that you're the easily angered fanbase by getting easily baited!
>>945509Honestly was thinking a similar thing and hope she does this more with other games
KAICHOU LOVE
you know, some of this writing wouldn't be as bad if they stopped using internet lingo and weird laughter
JWU how was the gen 5 debut?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mano Aloe, CEO of SEX? I thought not. It’s not a story the Holos would tell you. It’s a SEX legend. Mano Aloe was the CEO of SEX, so powerful and so wise she could use the SEX to influence the antis to create SEX… She had such a knowledge of the SEX that she could even keep the ones she cared about from SEX. The dark side of the SEX is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her SEX power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice graduated her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from SEX, but not herself.
>>945463Bros, I’m still kneeling over EN... Fuck, that debut. I’M MOONING
>>945488My guess is both. Its 10 am in ID and the gulls are still seething
>>945509Fuck yes, the moment she gave us a peak I wanted more of this content. I was surprised she didn't lock it behind memberships or something.
>>945509reminds me of marine with her undertale voicing
COCO BEACH COLLAB NEXT WEEK CONFIRMED
>>945463back when /hlg/ was usable...
>>945358
>>945531nah son she just bro zone her they are brothers who love and brotect each other brotherly love wins again
she wants to fuck the raccoon
>>945455>Sora and Okayu in the bottom half>nice listI don't think there's any rhyme or reason in that tier list anyways, so how do you see that smorgasbord and think it looks reasonable?
>>945144Perfect use this time, gj!
>>945539Not even a teammate, faggot.
>>945487Neither do I
>>945426anon, your media analysis reps...
YOU JUST KNOW
I LOVE AME'S STINK
>>945509I've been saying for a long time in general that her voice is a stronger asset than she realizes, for more than one reason.But yeah, her voice gags have always been a goofy thing that she should lean into more (whether she uses the mixer or otherwise).https://streamable.com/fthmuc
>>945531>friendzonedanonchama, they were always bros, just tell the /u/schizos to fuck themselves
stinky Ame...
>>945437based
I can't believe ame and coco are having a beach collab..
>>945207>My post from /hlg/ pre /hlgg/ even existing got saved word for wordUh. Wow. I guess an anon out there really likes me.
>>945487I have one of these cuties at home. I named him Alex.
Ame's stink...
enma lvoe
>>945488>l*lcow still lockedWho else?
>>945564a-anon??
>>945564bros I'm fucking feeling it
I THINK HOLOLIVE SUCKS
>>945564>It's realHory sheet!
>>945563An actual chicken scratched this out.
>>945434>>945470>>945512>>945469>>945462Thank you for the (you)'s
>>945418I'll agree in that Ollie certainly has more enthusiasm for streaming and gaming than EN. But she isn't a "technically" better streamer.
>>945418Hurricane fodder hands typed this
>>945564>>945463Please... make it stop...
>Why yes, I love minecraft. How could you tell?
>>945564
How can Takamori schizos cope with how fake their ship is?Any real ship would have Mori devastated Kiara's fucking off to Australia, but she's like "aww sucks I guess".
>open stream>"Yay, we beat it"God dammit.
>>945482>>945510If they had EN next to their names instead of ID, they would show really how amateur most of EN are compared to a lot of streamers. They're better English streamers than the actual English branch, genuinely. If Moona spoke better English than she would be a really great one, too.
i had fun spamming mikoboat with you anonchamas
>>945569>and for my next trick, I'll be denying I'm a teamate. It's like spinning, it's a good trick!
>>945564maybe her butt hurts
>>945564Timeloop?This is September of 2020 isn't it? I thought we were all getting excited/shitposting about the HoloEN debuts?
>>945564WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>945253this brat
What if the collab Ina has is Smashing with Ollie
>>945531Calligulachads always knew they were brothers, under the banner of /n/schizo.
>>945435Eh, I feel like that would just make it far more tedious to have play sessions set up, pointless to me. All that sounds pretty funny but bad for telling someone to "please kill the snake that's binding ame". I look forward to playing
>>945545It's worse than YIIK
>>945590
>Head smashEvery DK main
I'm going through puzzle withdrawals and can't find a good site for them I fucking hate you people
>>945591>>945553In general SEA has shitty eigo and gulls type like women. I can't say *exactly* what makes their seethe stand out from your typical baitpost, but they're always genuine when they call her a bitch.
IDniggers getting uppity
>>945591At this point I almost want them to reopen their thread
>>945612This single moment will feed me for at least five years.
OH MY GOD AME JUST KISSED A COCK LIVE ON STREAM. BIG YAB
ToriAme bros?!??
Ame just kissed me, later virgins!
>>945587Her sweat and bodily fluids simmering for a week...
Ame kissed a cock live on stream.
>>945563From what I can read, this actually makes some sense out of that mess. Good job chicken scratcher!
>>945635sgyt hte fuck up coco
>>945152Kek
>>945296>something moving under the wateri know its not a Gura collab but imagine?
>>945641based
>>945595I THINK ANON SUCKS
>>945641Peco love!
>>945626No you dummy, its August 2020. I'm really curious to see what gen 5's like. Aloe's design is already making me like her.
>>945463>>945564YAMERO!
CAM ON WAHTSON FILL SAM FAKKIN HOLES
>>945400they have annapurna interactive perms, there's like 20+ games in their catalogue and half of them are the same size as this game so expect to see more when they want to stream something that they can do in a single streamhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annapurna_Interactive
https://twitter.com/FoxyReine/status/1364602429908508676?s=20
So, chat, what do you think of the pairing name ShiniSame?
What is this game supposed to be a metaphor for?
>>945461I love that she did this
>>945617Calm down there Indog
>>945634I don't think that's a possible feat, you couldn't write something as bad as YIIK even if you were trying your best at being horrible
>>945612Have you watched, like, any of the streams around it? Mori of all people making friendship bracelets and apparently getting really clingy with Kiara on their final meeting before she leaves doesn't exactly strike me as 'fake'.
I want to be stuck in a timeloop where I wake up on a saturday morning in bed with Amelia and we talk for a few hours until we go walk and get breakfast somewhere
>>945564I FUCKING HATE TIMELOOPS
>>945617I won't deny ID is an unfortunate debuff but you're wrong that the ENs are amateur.
>>945672that sounds awful
>>945641i dont want to kneel to cygames i hate that fucker face
>>945590Lvoe Enma!
>>945626I can’t wait to hear Amelia’s British accent!
>>945563t-thanks...
>>945641pricunny ad for EN's best cunnyseur!
>>945641Yabai desu ne!
God the Azur Lane will bring a lot of EOPs to Hololive right? I'm actually afraid this time.
>>945659Considering Polka and JP's obsession with Lovecraft I'm inclined to believe a Polka/Ina collab before Polka/Gura.Both would be amazing though.
HER FAGS CAN NEVER DEFINITVELY PROOVE GRUA IS HER THEY LACK PROOF THAT WOULD HOLD UP IN A COURT OF LAW dont post proof this is a shitpost about the past
This game was pretty comfy, good strean
>>945531Why does it feel like all the people saying >SEE NOW CAN THE SHIP DIE?are just falseflagging? Schizos and falseflaggers were pushing the /u/ shit just anger gurame fags. It's hard to believe people took that seriously when Calligula fags have been talking about their platonic chemistry for months.
>>945672isn't that what the japs use? or is that from somewhere else?
>>945590>>945635>>945685enma is an incompetent piece of trash
https://twitter.com/sui_hi_sf/status/1364630461201358848/photo/1
>>945564Why does /hlgg/ all of a sudden love Ame so much? We all just finished watching her debut, right? That shit was horrendous, what's wrong with you all?
>>945641So what's the big shill project for Ame?
>>945672SameGami.
ollie....
>>945678Nigger do you understand that Mori treats Kiara as one of her (many) friends? How is that in any way romantic?
>>945617Cope, Calli and Ame are amazing
>>945605>hurricane fodderGod I love this kek
>>945646A ziper design?
>>945509toad voice
>>945655
>>945463>>945564I'll close it
So bros anyone else excited for EN debuts in a bit? I'm putting all in on sharkcoin.
Ollie...
>>945623from what?
>>945464Ciyana
>>945665I THINK PEKORA SUCKS
>You will never have a clown gf>You will never wake up to her snoozing in your bed beside you after she streamed 4 times in a single day>You will never caress her cheeks as she mumbles softly about how she wants to win in Fall Guys>You will never witness the magical moments when she just wakes up and greets you with Ohayou>You will never see the smile pop up on her face when she realizes you're the first thing she sees every day>You will never see her off before she streams as you go to work to fund the moderate but happy lifestyle she has>You will never watch her complain about snipers or cheaters in the games she gets in
>>945622u mad?
>>945676I dunno, the only difference I can see between these two games is that YIIK is a pretentious game with an aesthetic aimed at soibois but a moral aimed at alt rightfags.
>>945669lol
>>945704prove it nigger
>>945693Azur Lane's unironically how I got into this mess.
>>945635my fucking sides.
Puzzle-anon are you here?
>>945296These diary posts are so sweet, and it's great to see Polka's life is on an upswing.
>>945707Hag love....
>>945641I'd install the game if they used Gura's script reading as a Youtube ad.
>>945709
>>945707MY DICK
>>945732go back to anipike, idiot.
>>945531>brosINCEST IS WINCEST
I know you are watching ame, but Pochimama is doing EN stream, come if you want.https://youtu.be/jTyMw87uDDw
>>945617Indogs absolutely delusional.Moona can barely speak English. The only people who can function as real EN streamers are Ollie and Reine, with Risu filling the "cute foreigner accent" niche.
>>945707this artist is super good.
>>945731
>>945729Yeah google image AI did its job. Too bad I get filtered by Chinese, I really liked her and was sad when she graduated.
>>945447ok deadbeat
I wish I wasn't a poormate because I really want to superchat Ame to encourage her to do more voice acting
>>945696I remember replying seriously to this anon. God, I'm nostalgic...
>>945731Clowns get the noose
>dedotated wamKEK
>>945718>Friendship bracelets>Clingy on the last meetingI mean if you treat all your friends like that, more power to you, but clearly those 2 are fairly close.
This stream was very cute Ame.
Dedotated wam?
>>945693Wait, is Azur Lane touching hololive again? Aren't they chinks?
>opens /hlgg/>thread is shit>close thread>opens /hlgg/>threas is shit again>close thread again
>>945509Too bad she hates her own voice, she could easily do more VA streams
>Dedodated Wam
It's nice to hear Ame feeling encouraged to lean into her voice work
>>945568You're right let's switch Moona with watame, risu with coco, polka with sora, rushia with luna, and mio with aqua. Perfection.
>>945672Fuck that. Calligula all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY916oBJxB4>deditated wamWambo bros...
>>945672Stop pretending to be japanese.
>>945728
>>945682>>945675I like most of EN but I absolutely guarantee that if they weren't the "amazing FIRST HOLOLIVE ENGLISH GENERATION" then they wouldn't be nearly as successful. If they were gen like 3 or 4, they would be seen as much more basic and mediocre than they currently are. Not to say that they're bad, necessarily, but compared to a lot of streamers out there, they all get btfo.
>>945437At least they have an understudy for Watame.
>>945758Don't worry I'm there. Pochi-mama is too adorable to miss.
>>945296WTF is her problem?
mini lore
Ame was very cute today
>aburage115 for comet (salvagable? I appreciate all comet clips and I see him improving but what do you think?)>plaff for comet>ねえええCABI for comet>黄衣の王Hastur for comet although from what I've heard, he's in HLM now (?)Varied>blubsubs>vtube tengoku (self proclaimed professional translator but I'll take his word for it)>teatimeUKsubs>helio translations (dead?)>aonahara>cnouki for ARK>anungmation for homos (dead?)>bush ge for homos>kawazoi for CN>shirobaka>fox cho to discover indies for the lazy>kaiser subs
>back to back clearsTHE TWO TIMER
>>945758Pochisensei is so cute
>>945684you will kneel
>>945698>for monthshaha yeah
>>945693There is another collab happening?
Ame's voice acting was on point this stream.
Behold, the ultimate sex tier-list!
>>945780Timeloop...
This was a good day teamates
>>945617Remember when these retards actually thought Ollie was going to have more subs than Gura? Absolutely delusional
>>945709what the fuck is happening in this thread right now!? i feel like im in a timeloop!!
Ah the good ol' "tried to pet a cactus"
>>945564>>945709Oh no... I dug too deep...
Would you still love Ame even if she became a cactus teamates?
>>945780It's only shit in preparation for your arrival, just don't return and everything will be okay.
>>945768anon that was me
>>945753The fuck is that?
>>945773>literally doesn't understand a damn thing about women and blatantly displays itGood thing you're anonymous, anonchama. Imagine comparing male friendships to women
>>945760>Moona can barely speak English.Stopped reading. You can't even read, the important part there was IF MOONA SPOKE BETTER ENGLISH.
>>945564AHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING LOOPING
>PublicOh boy here we go
>>945776>>945806Get timelooped, retards.
Eating batteries because Ame said so!
>>945800For a second I was wondering what fucking language you where talking on and then I realized they were yt channels.
>>945617Reine MIGHT, at a stretch, qualify as an EN. The others are way too ESL/thickly accented to hold an EN audience. And don't even try to say 'b-but Kiara', she speaks English better (and most importantly, more confidently) than every ID member.
>>945808>Gay>SuiseiGuess i'm a homo now.
Pochi....
consume battery
>>945358Raise Choco and RBC to top tier.
>>945766>asks about a better analogy that has Ame still as the protag>oKaY dEaDbEaT
>>945817I would hug her even if she were a cactus!
>>945806>>945776Your timeloop reps...
>>945771Rise of Damascus...
>Read the rules and follow them or prepare to be punted like a football.What did she mean by this?
CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!LICK IT, KISS IT TEASE IT, TASTE IT!EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE!TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!I CAN'T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
>>945791>If they were gen like 3 or 4, they would be seen as much more basic and mediocre than they currently are.>newfag doesn't understand how gens workDo your bait reps retardchama. Here's the (you) you so desperately want.
GOD IS A CHICKEN ANTI
>>945808>not putting Kaoru at S tier
>>945791As soon as we get gen 2 Amelia is going to become like Mel or Choco
Ame got her guitar!
>>945808>more tier listsholy shit is it actually /hlg/ this time around
>>945767gotchu my dude
>Guitar acquiredbased
AME GUITAR KARAOKE IKZ
>>945808Echo's canonically a freak in bed.
>>945786That image is pretty good, anon.
>>945771>damascus knivesThis is my first time reading this shit and that part in particular made me laugh. It's just so fucking specifically autistic.
>>945808>SuiseiI'll embrace my faggotry
>>945808I'm surprised you didn't sneak Mori into the gay tier
>>945855Maybe if you're miko
Guys I have serious doubts about Choco actually being a nurse
>>945822fuck off, newfag.
>>945840OH YES, THERE IT IS. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>945791You're talking mad shit. How about you tell us what Vtubers are putting them to shame in the EN sphere, retard?Gura and Mori are genuine powerhouses (no JP holo even comes close to Mori's insane song output and work autism). Ina is probably one of the best streamers in her niche.
>>945694Ooh, Lovecraft with Polka...
>>945831COOK 'em first!
>>945808>Chris in S>Gura that far down>Chink CEO of SEX not next to the Japanese branch of SEX
>>945833You really think Ollie has a strong accent? Tune into her stream right now and tell me she's not speaking like any American would, with a bit of a lisp on some words.
JWU, what's up with this new board /jp/ that Moot made?
>>945862bass'd
Ame is a treasure.
>>945872Gura...
That ending was cute, I love it when she moves.
Ame is so cute bros...
>ame writing us a song for super sundayall the sweet talking is working!
did ame just exit the screen on the left and appeared on the rightfucking witch
>>945810I CAN'T BELIEVE TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
>>945850IMAGINE
Pray to the onion.
>>945879Of course anon! You wouldn't want to eat raw batteries, right?
>>945671Cute!
Hey guys, I used a noise reduction for the audio and at the 36 second mark, Mori is clearly farting in the toilet.At 27 seconds, she's opening the bathroom door, yet it's clearly not closed all the way because you would hear it shutAt 31 seconds, you can hear her sitting on the toiletAt 36 seconds, she releases a fartHere's the whole audiohttps://files.catbox.moe/fjxaej.mp3
>>945892A classic
>>945808based fuck cometfags
I unironically came humping my Ikea shark, I'm taking a break from hololive bros
>>945816I hate this image with a burning passion
>>945808Sora......
>>945784Flawless design, based rratatouille
Bros WTF I just found out Disgaea 6 is getting Hololive DLC
>>945810It was indeed a good day!
>The 25th is tomorrow>Already is if time zonesOh shit, should we brace for impact, or will it be another nothingburger month?
GUYS FUNNY TEXT
>>945884I just forgot about the Chinese Bleached sex CEO desu.
What's she gonna play with her guitar?
>>945808Thinking that fucking Luna while she is borderline dying due to low stamina is not an S.
>>945739Before Azur Lane I didn't know Mio was part of something bigger.
>>945918Based
>>945771ah the good old storieshow much development we have had since then
How can a guitar be travel sized? They're kinda big aren't they?
>>945892Thats nothing, I ate a triple steak burger today and went on for more. Also that shit gets me everytime
Is Gura unironically here? I wouldn't really know but I doubt other places refer to the two of them as being bros
>>945833Ollie and Reine are the only two IDs who have clean enough English to pass as EN members.
>>945808>Flare in DTHE CRITICAL INFORMATION ELUDES HIM
Literally every one in Gura's pre-chat is talking about what to call the Gura/Mori ship, why are shipfags like this? Gurame chad
CTRL+f>Ame 229>Gura 51>Mori 47>Kiara 20
>>945810Didn't even have to use my AK
>>945827>>945845Not this shit again
Towa is a whore who fucks men on the regular for money and loves to choke on ojisan dicks all day long
>>945914I still 100% believe it was anon's fart edited in and he laughed himself to death tricking you fags into jacking off to his ass noises.
>he missed the community postNGMI.........
why the fuck are you faggots spamming old posts now? what's your point?
>>944468I believe
BROS IM FUCKING TIME LOOPING HARD. IS IT STILL SEPTEMBER? WHEN ARE WE DOING THE COLOR OUT OF SPACE WATCHALONG? DID INA FINISH CALL OF CTHULU YET? RATE CALLI'S DEBUT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>945808>Kaoru not gayLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIM IN BROSIKZOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>945892
So, Holmies. What did we think of Watson's debut stream?
>>945914
>>945883Batten down your asshole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT4a8IzM70
GODDAMMIT I NEVER GET TO PLAY WITH ANY OF THE GIRLS AAA
Updated Ame's game listPlaying:>NieR Automata (on hold until moving)>AI Dungeon >Oblivion>A Hat In Time w/ Ina (soon)>PHOGS! w/ Gura>Battleblock Theatre w/ Gura>Journey to the Savage Planet w/ GuraFinished:>Donut County>Mario Galaxy>Florence>Smol Ame>Superliminal>Mosaic>Biped w/ Gura>Overcooked 2 w/ bitchin' kitchen>Convenience Store>Anti-chamber>Mario Odyssey>A Way Out w/ Gura>Portal>Portal 2>LA Noire>Outer Wilds>Journey>A Short Hike>Titanfall 2Other/Non-Completable:>Project Diva>Fallout 4 (already played it before, New Years exclusive)>Limbo (she's finished it in the past, so she dropped it altogether)>Thief Simulator (kusoge)>Mo Astray (not going to finish it)>Halo: Reach w/ Mori (permission problems)>Witcher 3 (permission problem)>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes>Priconne>Cooking Simulator>Smash Ultimate>Passpartout>The Coin Game>Surgeon Simulator 2>Osu!>Secret Neighbor>Mario Kart 8>Fall Guys>Don't Starve Together>Among Us>CS:GO>Left 4 Dead 2>Heroes of the Storm>Minecraft>Apex>Valorant>Clubhouse 51
>>945928Stairway to Heaven
>>945926[sjis] 僕のペニスは小さいです。
>>945885If you think Ollie sounds American, then you're genuinely ESL. And I like Ollie.
>>945850CONCEPTUALIZE
>>945840Ame is DekuShe thinks she's not good without any special talent, but really all she needs is confidence.She idolizes alot of holos and probably has a list or file on everyone's specialties.
>>945808>Ina in C TIerShe is practically built to be a comfort woman anon
>she read my message about missing her community postsLater faggots.
>>945731>You will never witness the magical moments when she just wakes up and greets you with OhayouIn case you were wondering what that sounds like:https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1364344009557110784
AME SONG!!
GOSLINGS ARE THE WORST POSTERS ON THIS SITE THEY BETRAYED AME AT HER WEAKEST THEN CAME CRWALING BACK WHEN SHE SUNG FUCK EM
>>945788Stop pretending to be retarded.
rate the stream?
>>945808>Spade Echo in DWell, this chart has aged poorly.
>>945925Gura will die on stream, or Ina will get hit by a car on the way back from the shrine.
>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, dropping a scorpion into the burger>she shows you the scorpion peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
>>945961Should AI Dungeon go in the other section?
>>945960Gotta be faster, Anon. It's two numbers
>>945808>Mori>A tierMori doesn't even know what sex is ffs.
>>945945watame is a stinky sheep who needs to be sheared because her shit clings to her wooly ass cheeks.
https://youtu.be/c7GwPw-72Ds?t=954 listen to Ame's cute noises again!
>>945926[sjis] lole
>>945938They're all here.
>nearing image limitPolka love!Flare love!
>>945866didn't echo fuck her manager
>>945943Ina Ina Inaaa...
>streaming from an hotelThe fuck?
>I might be streaming from a hotelWOAH WHAT?
>Gura hates cookies and cream>Ame loves cookies and creamGurAme bros...
>HOTEL STREAM IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>94598011/10 Voice acting fun
What the fuck is this emote Mori just added?
>>945984 YES
>>945964It's not perfect, but it's pretty noticeable, she's even talked about how she got her accent from watching too much disney as a kid, and how she wishes she had a more Indonesian accent.
>>945925Batten down your asshole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kT4a8IzM70
>>945984i'd eat it if she blessed it with a 'Haachama chama'
>Ame streaming from a hotel next weekIs she gonna be able to move sooner than she expected?
>>945929She would snap in half how is that a good thing.
>>945926[sjis] I remember that threadI was also a retard.
>>945945Now I remember why I used to hate sheepfags with a burning passion. Good times.
God fucking dammit I'm drunk as fuck and I want to go to sleep but I also don't want to miss the collab
I can’t believe Gura would let that notification pop up during RFA, opsec shark my ass, I wonder how many nudes she’s sent to that fucker
>>945961How many times do we have to tell you that AI Dungeon isn't a game that can be completed?
HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE DOING ENGLISH AUDITIONShttps://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1253249150533029888?lang=enhttps://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1253249150533029888?lang=enhttps://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1253249150533029888?lang=en
I would die for Amelia Watson
**** **** **How was Ollie's debut?
>>945684you can't stop the inevitable granblue collab anon, just accept it
holy shit screw this general, there are so many ESL retards in here it's god damn unbelievable, I'm tired of deciphering your shitty hieroglyphics like I'm some kind of archeologist trying to make sense of 5000 year old graffiti in ancient egypt.you're missing conjunctions, you're missing prepositions, your sentences are all half finished, you don't even know what words to capitalize and which words not to. your vocabulary is so pathetically small all you can do is repeat the word 'retard' and 'fucking' over and over againPLEASE learn english and never post in this general again you shit-brained apes. I bet half of you are from europe, kill yourselves
>>945984I want to know the origins of that scorpion
>>945296This almost reads like a schizopost
>>945984gura....
>>946003Amelia got inspired from Calli and Kiara's time at the love hotel and is meeting with Gura
>>945992FlarePol is a fun new dynamic, they suit eachother well.
>>946003>>946006she's traveling to her new home
Mori love!
>ZATSUDAN WEEK WITH AMEaaaaa
>>945984I'd eat it
>hotel streamHotel internet is never ever good
>>945984This old copypasta makes no sense, we have established Gura can cook just fine.
I can't believe Ina just killed her cat
>streaming from a hotelShe's meeting up with HIM isn't she? she went crawling back to him after we built her confidence back up. What a whore
>Ame's going to a hotel>for reconLADS????? IS SHE MEETING GURA OR INA????
>>946003>>946007She gets so few SCs, she's back to being homeless.
image slot for Friend!
Normally I'm not a fan of piercings, but Mamaloni makes my boy look super cool with them.
>>945808>Mori on AShe's got a banging body but she's too much of a fucking spaz to actually be good at sex.
>Hotel internet? Maybe it will be okayIt's not gonna be okay
>>945964I'm a burger myself and she sounds like half the people around me, except like she has a lisp. The thing with "American" is there's no clear-cut "accent" because the country is made up of people moving here. She sounds like a normal American, that statement in itself doesn't mean she has 100% perfect English. It means she could pass as a normal American girl with a lisp.
>>946006Dead on arrival. Archive reps
>>946022It's the end bros. Nice knowing you all.
I can't believe Gura revealed where she lived with an Amber alert, first the notification and now this? She'll probably stop playing RFA soon
BASED KING CHAD ROOL
>>944355wait is Yogurt actually coming back? please please please
Gura is never gonna beat Fubuki to one million
does ollies design help or hinder her long term
BASED IM GONNA BUY AMES CHOPSTICKS
>>945989ame cute
Love hotel don't worry i'll be gentle with her
>>94598012/10 I love her voice acting
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>946022>its real
>>946009If they both loved cookies and cream that means that they'd just fight over it, the fact that one of them loves it and one of them hates it means that they avoid those fights and focus on being LOVERS
aside from ina which holos are actually virgins?
WHERE MY K ROOL CHADS @
>>946015Depends on how much she likes the new place and area I guess.
>>946038Ah you're right, she did mention she was going to move relatively soon, didn't expect it to be this soon.
>>945824You're all stupid anyways because this kinda shit is incredibly subjective at the end of the day. You find Moona great but I personally have only been able to enjoy her when she played with Pekora, I don't really vibe with her sense of humor at all when she's on her own.
>https://files.catbox.moe/ifsswo.mp4
>>946050ALL ME BABY
I'm kind of entertained by these timeloop posters.Allow me to share the birth of this thread:https://files.catbox.moe/q6c20w.webm
>>946071I think it's really good.
Holy shit, Ollie is being fucking adorable right now what the fuck are these giggles?
Ame already mentioned she has to take a road to trip to her new officearchive reps
>>946049>>946050Jesus fucking Christ. She's looking at houses you fucking retards.
AHEMI HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKEMori is a cute dork and her raps are great!Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!Nene is adorable and incredibly fun to have around with her antics and stories!All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!All of HoID is good and entertaining!Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.Fuck tribalistfags. No really fuck tribalists.Fuck falseflaggers.Fuck doxposters.
AME DON'T GO
Sora's cover of Alien Alien is great!
WATSOOOON! I JUST SWALLOWED TWELVE D-SIZE BATTERIES! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>946010Man, she has trash taste
is anyone about to eat? throw some AA batteries in that shit and tweet it to Ame
this timeloop shit is giving me anxiety.
JESAS CHRIST I FUCKING LOVE THIS DETECTIVE AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAN EVEN COMPARE
>>945964If you told me she immigrated to America when she was 7, I'd believe you. She's not any more ESL than Kiara is
>your oshi>Best Holo en debut
Let's be honest here.Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her laugh, her singing, her sweet personality, her gaming skills, and her youtube experience.
>mori is actually going on TTholy shit and just when I thought she couldn’t make things worse. Can’t wait for the influx of faggots that don’t understand hololive, good job mori you really care about the company don’t you?
>>946022What the fuck! It's not Towa baby..
>>946047NOW it doesn't, but this was before any of her cooking streams. When all we knew about Gura's food habits was her poorfagging McDonalds.
>>94598010/10Game was kinda weird, but Ame's pretty good at playing off stuff like this and just turning it into some goofy fun. I want her to do more voice acting stuff.Really glad she opted out of the purple coin missions in Galaxy and went for this instead. Considering those were all she had left, she still did well.
STINKY AME
I miss Ame already...
So is Ame moving to NV, OR or WA?
Did gura just said Spic on stream???
ame stinky
Sure theres other streams to watch but its just not the same ame...
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH IM TIMELOOOPING AAAAAAAAAA>Mori doesn't care about hololive>Kiara is a leech>Amegeddon>Gura doxxing ame live on stream
>>946081lmao
all these retards who are confused about ame being in a hotel really goes to show how many anons itt dont even watch her streams
>>946054I used to dislike piercings on anime girls until rurudo showed me the light.
It's been 2 weeks and I still don't understand why Hololive EN worked. I fucking hate dubs. I hate cringe. I hate "so bad it's good" shit. I thought this was going to be a massive failure, something to be cut off like ID CN or Holostars. I always said NON FEMALE NON JP HOLOS ARE NOT IMPORTANT. But the EN Holos are important. How did this happen?
>>946091This is how Jews feel when they watch shindler's list.
>Sephiroth>Ike>LucinaDisgusting
>>946102Unbased unityfag
POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG, SIMP, BRUH, POG SIMP BRUH!!!!!!HOLY FUCK YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME GODDAMN THING EVERY MINUTE!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!HOLOLIVE IS BEING RUINED! RUINED!! THIS SHIT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!! GO BACK PLEASE!!! YOU FUCKING UNDERAGE NIGGERS!!!!!GO BACK TO FUCKING TWITCH, REDDIT, FUCKING 9GAG, YOU'RE SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE THREAD SINCE THE DAY STARTED!!!!!!!!!!pog simp bruh pogsimpbruhPOGSIMPBRUH!!!!! IT FUCKING ECHOS ALL DAY!!! FUCKING SEANIGGERS AND UNDERAGE!!!!I'D RATHER FUCKING MUDSLIMES WOULD INVADE MY HOMETOWN EN MASSE AND FUCKING BEHEAD ME AND MY FAMILY IN THE GODDAMN STREETS THAN SIT HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!I'VE FINALLY BROKEN FREE AND HAVE GOTTEN SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SLOW COOKED FUCKING INVASION!!! NIGGERS, CHINKS, TRANNIES, MUDSLIMES, SEANIGGERS, UNDERAGE, ZOOMERS, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING KILLING AND RAPING /JP/'S COPRSE HOLY FUCK!!FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
>>946071It's really good in action and in fanart but seeing an image of her model would filter anybody not already into vtubers.Whether that's good or bad is another thing.
>>946118GuraMori's or Gura's
>>946022>audition page for EN doesn't have the ENs on itOgey
>>946121Anonchama?
>>946118GuraGura or Ame
OH MY GOD KIARAS COMPUTER JUST FUCKING MELTED
>>946118MoriMori
what the fuck is a "vtuber"? what is the point of this board? I looked up vtuber on ask jeeves and got no results...
MORI LOVE !!!
>>946121ANONCHAMA YOU WENT TOO FAR, GO BACK TO 2020
DEAD SERVER
Unity is a lie people hide behind and use to deflect when their oshi gets shitposted. When it's my oshi getting shitposted, all these supposed """"""""""unity""""""""""posters mysteriously vanish. It's all a lie built on maintaining appearances, trying to make your oshi's fanbase look good for a few posts before you go right back to shitting on someone else in HoloEN. If you seriously buy into it, you're a fucking shmuck.
Ame... it's a dead server...
Gura and Mori mention ?!?
>you could watch calli and guraWhy would a Teamate ever turn into a stream with Mori?
>>946087It's subjective and that's the point. Moona has the same kind of autistic gameplay and speaking skills that so many successful streamers have. Even if not everyone likes her, if she spoke clean English, a lot of "average people" would be interested in her
Ame says the EN server isn't dead yet.
>IT'S NOT A DEAD SERVERDYRB Ame?
>it's not a dead server>it will flourish again
>>946015I think she's just going over to scout the area, the actual move probably won't happen for a month.
Why did cover allow Mori to say this in the podcast? https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>946121you just wake up from a 8 month nap anon?
>Ollie hosting a Smash lobby>Without even knowing how to playCute Zoombie
Yestime to revive the minecraft arc ame
>>946117>not any more ESL than Kiara isSo noticeably ESL to a native speaker?
>>946118>KanataToby Fox's
>your oshi>are we looping
Man, feels kinda lame that I missed Galaxy finale and most of this donut game
DUHHH CRINGE CRINGE IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY DUHHH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD PLAYER CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED ONIONS ONIONS SNOY ONIONS LOL ONIONS CRINGE BOOMER LE ZOOMER I AM BOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AAHEHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCK YOU SHITPOSTING I HONEST TO GOD FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OOHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISN'T IT CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGFY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOMER CRINGE ONION BASED BASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>946092I think the design is fine, gives her a unique appeal that isnt anywhere else in hololive designwise but its kinda unorthodox and I feel it can filter people thats what I was kind of getting at for if it helps due to uniqueness or does the uniqueness filter
>>945957this but applied to the thread right now unironically
>>946118Gurafirst Gura, second Ame
>>946129North Vietnam.
>>946119She's not really being carried at that point then is she retard
When even Ina isn't playing on it you know the server is dead.
>>946118AmeCalli or Ame's just because I consume cringe like it's oxygen
>>946022Slowpoke-chama...
Bros Kizuna's stream just went down...
Bros I want Ame to move in with Gura
I bet those watamelonfags are responsible for this
>>94598010/10That was pretty damn good.The game wasn't even that fun but she carried it so hard with her voice acting and comments, really good job Ame.
>>946129China
HOLY SHIT KIARA JUST TOLD HER JANNIES THEY ARE UNPAID HAHAHAHHA
>>946175I'm surprised she did after practicing for 2 rounds with the CPU. Jesas Ollie
I just burst a blood vessel in my ball sack while trying to take a shit, fuck you Mori
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1364779149202657282?s=20Elite Fura Eigo!
>>946180Why is Mori so cringe?
>>946134But Kiara is a leech. She's leeched half her popularity off of Mori, with large chunks of it from JP holo collabs (though to be fair this is the point of collbing).
>>946165Because I'm one of them
YOU GUYS, SHIRO'S STREAM IS DOWN. SORA-CHAN HAS 800 VIEWERS NOW!
>>946118MoriI want to say Mori and Gura's, but in hindsight they were both scuffed beyond belief/incredibly mediocre until their seminal moments. In terms of a purely competent debut, I guess Ina?
>>946145I hope HoloEN gen 2 is made up of 5 Ollie's and Gura graduates so Ollie can replace her to filter out every single one of you.
NINTENDO HATE
https://vocaroo.com/1eSizT1stoQp IF YOU WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S MOVIE WATCHALONG, JUST FOR THEM, WITH NO MOVIE, FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING STREAM. YOU ARE NOT "STRAIGHT". YOU DO NOT SEE THEM AS JUST A "FRIEND". YOU'RE FUCKING CRUSHING ON THEM.IT'S NOT CALLED BEING A "GOOD FRIEND". GODO FRIENDS DONT ACT LIKE THAT. ALSO BEING IN ALL OF THEIR STREAMS WHEN YOU'RE NOT LIVE IS ALSO NOT "FRIEND"-ESQUE. YOU CANT GO 1 DAY WITHOUT HEARING THEIR SWEET, SULTRY, RASPY VOICE WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR.YOU'RE ALSO NOT JUST A "GOOD FRIEND" IF YOU CONSTANTLY MENTION THE OTHER ON YOUR OWN SOLO STREAMS FOR NO APPARENT REASON. AND ITS VERY WEIRD HOW YOU KNOW HER SCHEDULE DOWN TO A T.SINGING A SONG FOR YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND CALLING HER YOUR "SUNSHINE"? NO.DEDICATING A SONG TO YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND THEN TEARING UP MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT IT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME THIS "GOOD FRIEND" SHIT. NO "GOOD FRIEND" JEOPARDIZES THEIR ENTIRE STREAM WHEN THE OTHER SHOWS UP IN THEIR CHAT, AND JUST STARTS TALKING TO THEM WITHOUT A CARE FOR THE OTHER VIEWERS IN THE STREAM.YEAH OKAY. YOU SEE HER AS A 'GOOD FRIEND' YET YOU MAKE THIS COMPLETELY OOC COMMENT THAT COMPLETELY TAKES BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK?SHE'S JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND". WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK HER TO COLLAB EVERY WEEK? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSIVE, DEPENDENT, AND CLINGY WITH JUST HER? AND NOT ANYONE ELSE?AND WHY DO YOU ONLY EVER YURIBAIT WITH HER? AND NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE? EVEN WHEN KIARA EXTENDS YOU AN OLIVE BRANCH - NO YURIBAITING. MORI - NO YURIBAITING. INA - RARE, BUT NO YURIBAITING.BUT AME? YURIBAITING EVERY FUCKING 5 MINUTES OF A 3 HOUR STREAM. WHY WHY WHY?AND FINALLY. FINAL FUCKING LY. YOU. NEVER. FUCKING. LIKE. OR. RETWEET. ANY. OTHER. GIRL. IN. HOLOLIVE. AS. CONSISTENTLY. AS. YOU. DO. HER.IS SHE JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND"? THEN WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY BROWSING HER FANART HASHTAG ALONE, AND LIKING HER ART, HER ART WITH YOU, EVEN ART THAT HAS YOU TWO FUCKING KISSING AND IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE COITUS?FUCK OFF YOU CLEARLY SEE HER AS MORE THAN A FRIEND
>>946180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVm35BlstjY
Kiara going home in 294 days let's gooooooooo
Meanwhile in bizzaro /hlgg/...
>>946165Because she also does pretend dates with her viewers
>>946197https://files.catbox.moe/tw98tb.jpgyou're almost correct.
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>>946210It's a Christmas miracle!
>>946165>He's not a deadmateNGMI
>>945771To be fair, single origin coffee can be fucking great.
>>946210IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
what the fuck is going on with this Among us collab, does iofi have any brain cells? Translate the fucking stream you dumb irrelevant bitch
>>946175she also jumped into Apex like that, gotta respect the sentiment
I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Haachama's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A retarded giggle followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Haachama's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Haachama-style slow, Australian English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional giggle. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me.
>>946175She's doing it the proper way, with items and as many people you can jam into the room.
>Cup of water heated to 100F>20g instant yeast>40g sugar>15g salt>3tsp baking powder>60g dried basil>Enough AP flour until it barely forms a sticky ball of dough, then lightly sprinkle flour onto it while kneading so it doesn't stick>Knead dough until it passes windowpane test (golf ball sized dough stretched until a semi-transparent film of dough forms without tearing)>Rest for an hour or until doubled in size>Press out air and knead again for a minute>Form into a rectangle and place it into an appropriately-sized baking pan>Cut into breadsticks>Let rise for an hour or until double in size>Cover in olive oil with parmesan cheese, basil, oregano, and onion powder>Bake until top is light brown; ~15 minutes at 375F
Feels good to love Ame!
>Cunny gohanPOCHI, NO
>>946223I can't believe Gura is a leech!
>FFAs instead of 1v1sHas this zombie bitch ever played Smash online even a single time?
>>946205Flare, at least use DeepL instead of Google...
WHAT DO MEAN THEY ARE GIVEING HAACHAMA AND COCO TWO FUCKING WEEKS FOR SAYING TAIWAN
Ollie, your internet reps...
>Ame was in a ultra good mood today>beat two games>jammed to good music the entire timeToday was a good day.
>>946226WAH
>>946226She's melting...
Cunny gohan...
Wow this thread looks like fun!Puzzle, anyone?
When will we get self aware AI vtubers?
>>946141>I fucking hate dubsWhat the fuck does that have to do with anything, you moron? They're not dubbing a JP holo's words, they're their own characters voiced only by them.It'd make more sense to say "I hate western voice acting" or "I hate english" because that's not dub only.
nintendo...
Why is Ina so bad at half life... God her aiming is awful
>>946118GuraIna
>>946226Wah!
You guys call redditors and normalfags cringe for spamming the same jokes but Pekofags are no different. They love to run their epic "jokes" to the ground like ogey, rrat, pardun, do you know pekora and other annoying spam garbage that were never funny in the first place. They think they are so smug for replying ogey, rrat, and pardun to shitposters when in fact it makes them happier because they give them even more (You)s. Don't even bother replying this post with ogey, rrat, or pardun because I don't give a shit. I just want to let you know how pathetic and insufferable Pekofags are
>>946175It's gonna be really fun the moment a Steve, Palutena, Ganondorf or Little Mac comes in
>>946141>I hate dubsIn all honesty, I never got why this was relevant. An English speaking streamer's voice is not going to sound anything like the amateur English voice acting you get from anime dubs, because they're just talking.
>>946207Ah yes SEAniggersama, I remember this timeloop too
>>946223what the fuck is happening in this thread right now!? i feel like im in a timeloop!!
>>946223>Pantsu doing another collab with normalfag ironic weebs EN is a fucking flop
>>946118MoriEither Mori or Ina. Gura's was sort of awkward until she started singing. Kiara and Ame had the worst reception at the time. I wouldn't say any of the debuts were particularly great though. They've all really flourished since then.
I want you to picture this anon.It's a dark time for /hlgg/, the thread has been in a rage ever since the Ollie debut, with schizos and tourists shitposting constantly to stir up shit in the thread. They manage to derail almost the whole holotalk thread with anti posts. IPs are constantly reaching 400+ each thread as more and more shitposters get attracted to the blood in the water.They have fun during the dead hours and continue their fight against people trying to post unity. Then they see it, the next stream, Amelia is returning from her 2 day break. This is the perfect target for them, if they can ruin these threads then so many people will abandon /hlgg/ all together and there will be nothing but ruin left.It's 5 minutes before the stream. They know that Goslings will want to post about their pain so they spam images so that the goslings can't post any pictures. The image limit fills up with 500 posts left in the thread. The schizos have made their first strike, they have the advantage.But what's this? Amelia has delayed her stream by 5 minutes. The schizos didn't account for Amelia being a lazy bum! The Goslings see their chance and spam posts until the thread dies. They make it just in time and a new thread starts just as the stream kicks off. The Goslings start flooding out of the gate as they realize that Ame is a lot cuter than usual today. The schizos aren't done yet though as they start spamming images too. The thread is an absolute battlefield as image slots are being taken up left and right. The thread hits image limit in only 500 posts. But this isn't the end for the Goslings, Ame is acting too cute for them to give up. They blast through the thread in record time, deleting old images so that new goslings can be posted.This continues for 3 whole threads. The schizos are done. It's been an hour and despite their best efforts to doxxpost and derail the thread, everyone is talking about Ame. The last of the schizos get cleaned up as sharkmeido arrives and bans anyone complaining about Gosling spam.The thread is calm just in time for a wholesome Ina stream where takodachis can enjoy the peace created through the effort of countless Goslings.
I'm timelooping but...I don't hate it...
>>946269pardun?
>>946055Wouldn't that just make sex with Mori even better?
BEING EATEN ALIVE BY AME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>946153Anon, you have to come back to us!
I JUST GOT VORED BY AMEEEE
AME CUTE
Ame just vored me, see you virgins later.
AME JUST ATE ME LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>Ame just ate me outCYA losers
>om nomAME'S SO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Getting eaten by Ame!
AME JUST VORED ME, LATER VIRGINS
Ame just ate me, seeya later virgins!
Ame eats me!!!!
>>946223I HATE CUNNY
Getting eaten by Ame!!!!
>>946271>GanondorfI can't wait
>>945791If Hololivers didn't have virtual avatars, they would be seen as much more basic and mediocre than they currently are.
>>946285OGEY
Guys, I need help.Is Kizuna Ai really an AI? or is it a girl pretending to be one?it's so real, it really seems like an actual person but how could she be an anime girl talking and moving like that?
AME ATE ME
VORE FETISH WITH AME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MY FUCKING LEG AME TOOK MY FUICKING LEEEEEG
o7
>>946180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEmni_QzYk
>TIME LOOP IS REALAAAAAAH SAVE ME R.RAT
>>946141its you people misunderstanding what a dub isjust because it looks like anime and is in english doesnt make it a dub. its a dub if you are putting something in another language into your languageThis was never in japanese and always in english, making it not a dub
VORE ART NOW
https://youtu.be/pNhNaMzp6GsReddit dragon
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING HYBRID SCHEDULE SHIT AME, WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MANY EXCUSES
>>946223My dog is doing fine.
Ame over! I can finally sleep.
>>946118InaIna
Meanwhile in anti-bizzaro /hlgg/...
>>946235It's not the same without the Gostling image anon.Pretty disrespectful to try this while the original thread is still in the catalog.
It's been 178 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and happy that she's working hard to accomplish her dreams but lately her mental health has been an up and down battle.I hope everything goes well for her.ALOE LOVE
What the fuck are you retards having a meltdown over this time
AME JUST ATE ME AND ME ALONE, HOW DOES TH
why are all of the holos doing loli streams?
>>946269rrat
Gura's chat has AO. Unusual, is something going on?
>ame streaming>threads are shitReally makes me think
Gura is talking to sykunno and Carson right now and there’s NOTHING we can do it about it man... I hated this superliminal stream. Fuck
>see calligura stream>get excited>realize its minecraftfuck. mori sucks at minecraft. She is going to ruin the stream.
What the fuck is going on, why are all the VOD's getting deleted?
>>946269RRAT
>>946330mori ruined the collab
>>946312You should stop digging into this before it's too late, anon.
>>946330man I'm so happy people are staying on topic and watching the stream instead of shitposting!
>>946325AME WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING CREATIVE YOU'RE LITERALLY GOING TO RUIN THE SERVER FOR EVERYONE
>>946180>>946317Based and Cringepilled
Bros is gura ___
>>946171ding ding ding ding idngiding ding ding ding ding ding
>>945973damn... i wish gura did cute stuff like this.
>>946223!HAW
Fuck's sake Ame, now the vorefags are coming out.
>>946271I'd love to try to join, but online smash is already horrible as it is. Imagine a burger to SEA connection...
>>946355No.
>>946223Man Cover really fucked up their auditions. Does anyone wish we could have gotten some of the vShojo girls in EN instead of Nyanners?
AO-chan in Gura's chat
alright nerds RATE THE STREAM
>>946269ogey
>>946343AO-chan is a known mod for Gura and Ame even if they don't talk a lot.
I miss Ame
>>946319>>946259>>946270Anons... this post is part of the time loop, don't reply to it seriously...
>>946223Mori´s CUNNY UOOOHHH
>The Ancient Ones: We have been summoned by our ally. Read the rules in the description or prepare to be drowned into the abyss.
newfag here. which holos can I support without being a cuck?yes I read the archives but there seems to be a fuckton of anti trolling and I'm autistichere's my meta-analysis if anyone is interested:aqua: 70-30 leaning towards pure, some say she's a pure autist and others say she definitely has/had a boyfriendwatame: roommate supposedly filmed a few vids with some dancer guy named mukuro and flirted with him on twitter since like 2013. idk the extent because I am too lazy to sift through her twitter history and also cant read moon runes. the name "mukkun" was also a registered user on her switch, she apparently brushed it off as her brothertowa: there was a well-publicized incident during which male voice(s) were heard in the bg of one of her streams. she panicked and said they were hololive staff (which was refuted by cover), which some construe to be sus. the official word is apparently that he/they were friends of hers from pre-vtuber life (possibly bandmates?) other than this no ideamarine: general consensus is that she does not have a boyfriend atm due to her age and horniness, but may have dated in the pasthaachama: young, lives in australia w/o fluent english, and has indicated that she is not interested in relationships since she is serious about what she is doing, so probably no boyfriendkorone: probably no boyfriend atm, may have dated in the past since she is older. in the past her roommate said she had married but later admitted this was a lie.suisei: leaning toward no boyfriend since she is serious about the idol thing, but a few say she definitely has/had a boyfriendmiko: nearly everyone agrees she is pureokayu: 50-50choco: probably no boyfriend atm but has apparently said she is lookingmio: probably has dated, may even be married/have childrenayame: there is some boyfriend meme heavily associated with her, I have no idea if it's anything grounded in realitycoco: probably no boyfriend atm since she is very active but I heard her roommate has dated in the pastluna: 50-50, she is supposedly older irl and some people say she has/had sugar daddies, no idea if any evidence supports this apart from "she has expensive stuff"noel: probably no boyfriend but her roommate did lewd asmr streamspekora: no clue, personally I'd lean towards pure just going off her somewhat introverted personality and roommateshion: no cluesora: generally perceived as purerushia: 50-50, some say she's socially promiscuous, others say she's way too dedicated to fandeads/delivering the girlfriend experience and is probably a virginsubaru: 60-40 leaning towards purepolka: little clue, from what I've seen I'd go with purekanata: little clue, I'll say 60-40 leaning towards impurefubuki: older, probably has dated, possibly even married
I mean, tribalism is ineluctably foreordained. It's a product of natural human deportment, hard-wired in our genes. When one group of individuals section themselves off from the other, and makes that demarcation explicit (both by the aptitudes themselves and the company that runs them), there's no doubt that the group itself subsists as a separate entity from the other (takamori).Then, you take into account the fact that trinity is a group of more aptitudinal individuals. Bar none. Gura is the best singer in hololive. Ame is the best streamer in hololive (-Korone). Ina is the best artist in hololive. It's not even proximate. Their preponderation is further catalyzed by the fact that they stream for European, American, and Canadian timezones. AKA - timezones for the free world + first world countries.Meanwhile, though Takamori is aptitudinal (they're not), they stream mostly for East Asian countries. Gooks don't optically canvass hololive, chinks hate hololive, Taiwanese love trinity, and JOPs don't optically canvass takamori, so you're left with SEAnig countries. That's why their communities outside of /hlgg/ are especially unbearable.At the cessation of the day, trinity is superior to takamori. To acknowledge this is just fundamental human nature and mundane sense. If you are to perceive it as tribalism, then so be it.Like, if you look at this picture - it's by far the most badass picture of any group of hololive girls EVER. They look like fucking mob bosses or some shit. Absolutely fucking spine-shivering.
>>946330>5 hours>no postsThis thread is fucking dead.
>>946159(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>946347MORI RUINS ANOTHER COLLAB AGAIN FUCKING CHRIST
HOLY SHIT WHAT DID GURA JUST CALL AME??? REAL NAME?
>>946347I love it when Mori ruins streams. It's my favorite.
>Gura finally has AO in her chatFucking finally
>>946343Gura wants to focus on the collab instead of chatidk why that would make a difference maybe she requested it
>>946343Some dude was shitting on mori a lot, other then that idk.
>>946368Cute game, cute ame, battery acid burning my stomach/10
Who is Akai Haato?
Ame's Japanese snack eating ASMR was great I'm glad she's going to do them regularly in the future
>>946323I'd like to give Gura my zoomer goo
>>946217>2019holy shit
>>946210SIRO STREAM BACK GUYSSORA-CHAN VIEWERS BRICKED DOWN
>Ollie screaming unintelligibly on one ear>Pochi softly learning eigo on the other earFeels good
>>94636811/10 Voice acting!
MORI STOP THANKING AKASUPAS WHILE YOU ARE COLLABING WITH GURA, ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FORCE GURA TO ACKNLOWLEDGE 1MIL WHEN SHE DIDN'T WANT TO, MORI RUINED THE COLLAB
>>946316o7
946379this is stale, get something better
>>946283oh hey, haven't seen this copy pasta in a while now. don't forget that because of the image limit and the need to gosling post, gosling was one of the first ascii stuff that got posted in /hlgg/````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````./+osss/.`````````````````````````````````````````:syyhhhhhhhyy+.`````````````````````````````````````yhhhdddhhhhyhhhho````````````````````````````````````yoossyyyssssyhhhy.``````````````````````````````````/o+oooooooooosyyyy```````````````````````````````````.+++oooosooooosyyy````````````````````````````````````o+ooooossssoooyyss```````````````````````````````````+osyyooyyyysoosoyo```````````````````````````````````.+ooo+ossssoooyss+.```````````````````````````````````++sooosssoossyhdhhyo-```````````````````````````````+basedssyysyyssyhddhhhhhh:``````````````````````````.syhdysossssosyhdhmdhhhyhhhy`````````````````````````/yhhhdhssyysyhhhhhdhhhhhhdhhs:.```````::::::::::::::::::::::::--yhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhyyysy+.``:::::::::::::::::::::::::-syyyhhmhdhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhy+`::::::::::::::::::::::::::shhdmdhhhdhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhy/::::::::::::::::::::::::::ydddhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhhhhhhy::::::::::::::::::::::::::sddhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyhhhhhhhy::::::::::::::::::::::::::ohhhhhhhhdhhhyhyhhyhhhhhhhy::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ddhhhhhhdhhyyhhhhyhhddhhhh::::::::::::::::::::::::::/dhhhhhdhdhyhhhhhhyhhhhhdhh:::::::::::::::::::::::::::hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhhhhdhh
>>946223Ollie is the most careful streamer of them all., Ina could learn from her.
I like the en girls but sometime I really want them to do something big. Their collab so far are all pretty small in scale. Someone should really set up something like the minecraft Olympic Miko and mio did but let the en girls in too. Kiara planning a collab between en and Id sound good but it being among us doesn’t sound exciting to me. Maybe someone can make a apex international tournament in hololive or something. Would be fun just make it so that it happen in a short time frame so the girls can’t do apex training stream 24/7. It can also be a loop hole in allowing indies or holostars to collab with the en. Maybe then we can see a astel vs ame vs Aqua.
>>946343It does?I don't see her?My ytc didn't catch the message if there was one
>>946343they are here and know the looping will break containment
>>946373faq uall me btw
AO CHAN IS INAS BOYFRIEND(this is a joke refrence dont belive old rrats)
>>946223Why does Gura celebrate every 10k subs she gets? Why is she such a massive numberfag?
>>946378literally everyone in Hololive is a virgin, so you're fine.>he doesn't knowwhere's the sex tape faggot? EVERYONE is a virgin, even Choco and Ayame
ENTERINA
>>946343AO rarely shows up in Gura's chat. I think they did so only once or twice in the pastProbably realized Gura's chat sucks and is in some dire need of EXTERMINATION
>gura invited the ancient onesok what the hell happened in chat?
>chicken is in last place with scuffed PC and no hope of recovery Why doesn’t cover ever help their talents?
UPDATE!last time someone played in Minecraft EN Server>Ame 22 days>Gura0 day (28 days from last EN Server stream)>Ina26 days>Kiara13 days>Mori0 day (37 days from last EN Server stream)
>>946223I can't believe Gura leaked her face on stream AGAIN.
> \oAME NO
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>946210NO ANON, YOU WENT TOO FAR BACK. YOU'RE GONNA FUCK THE TIMEL
>>946376did Ina ask?
>>946397SHE'S STILL UP, MAYBE SHE CAN PULL SOME SUBS OUT OF THIS, GANBATTE SORA-CHAN!
>>946415based disclaimer
>>946411Anon, it's pinned...
>open Zoombie stream>Go fucking deaf>Keep stream open
>>946368cute/10
>>946411nvm Gura pinned the commentWeird ytc didn't catch it
I really hope my question gets in for the next Detective Diaries, and I sure hope none of you schizos asked anything weird this time
>>946411Pinned
>>946406yeah but it was the shitty one that ended up looking like a tank half the time
>>946223Based Mori saved yet another stream!
>Losing to A FUCKING PLANT
>tfw cant tell whether some of these posts are actual timeloops or not>tfw no face
Its almost the end of the year, give me your /hlgg/ related confession.
>>946441you have to these days old rrats are too dangerous for these young naive kids
I didn't see anything weird in pre-chat.Maybe it's just because it's not members only
>>946409Ina will get all the IDs and ENs to play FFXIV together.
>>946370Yeah, but announcing their presence is Gura's stream is out of the ordinary, especially since nothing really seemed odd that I saw in the prechat. I guess it might just be a precaution, since it's seemed like the antis and doxxers have been more active against Gura the past few days.
>>946438May have been Gura. That said AO-chan isn't exclusive to Ina despite the theme.
lam mama is here to >her daughter get gangbanged and triple penetrated live on stream
>>946433what did Teamates and Ame mean by thishttps://files.catbox.moe/wpg11x.png
TODAY WAS AMAZING. :}
I might check out this brand new streamer called Tokino Sora
>>946466A-anon!?
>>946223Ina needs to be less hyper when she streams.
>>946465[sjis]How new?
>>946466I'm a time traveler
AVOCADO!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIME LOOP????/ GET ME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
J*W*U why are all the holos privating their videos??
>>946368Voice Actress/10
Time for the DORF
They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.1. If they talk about being sick on twitter and need rest to feel better, it's either to spend time with their boyfriends or vacation time for themselves. A lot of them will even sound sick/create fake stories of how they got sick to bait some SC or to guilty trip their listeners to supporting them2. Some will play video games a lot because they hate interacting with their weirdo fans, even if they're not good at games, it's easy SC and they can just talk towards themselves while playing.3. In discord, they have two voice chats. A professional voice chat where the vtubers will plan future events or run scripts with other vtubers. The other voice chat is OOC (Out of character) and yes, it's personal talk, girl gossip and they do make fun of your cringy or hate posts on twitter about them.4. They're in it for the money, this is a business. It's not because "they love to make people happy", they're giving a service to entertain to help that brand and themselves get rich.5. Some of the popular vtubers have great tricks with guilty tripping their supporters or even new people into giving superchats. From being a cute airhead that's too dumb to know anything or telling a fake sob story where they pretend to be social retards or super super shy in public and can only relate with their audience.Example of the airhead: [Streamable] Mea explains how popular vtubers do certain tricks to get Superchat money (embed)6. If the vtuber acts "super lewd" or "I'm a degenerate like you guys", it's SOMETIMES just an act to entertain the listeners, they likely just did research on a couple of doujin artists to say their names on stream or say certain things based on what their audience say on twitter/chat (this DOESN'T apply to every girl because there are dirty girls out there)
>>945964This. Nothing wrong with being ESL but it is clear to a native English speaker that they both are. Their vocabulary and pronunciation are very good but there are clear tells like Kiara's difficulty with "th" sounds and Ollie saying "debuded" instead of debuted (t is silent, it's a loanword) for some off the top of my head examples. I don't watch Ollie enough to have anything more specific.
>>946482What the fuck, I can't believe Ame is a nazi...
idiots \o
>>946454>>946445Yeah I noticed >>946450
>>94634512/10 I really love her voice acting
YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING ASK 20 SCHIZOPRENIC QUESTIONS IN GURA'S MARSHMALLOW HUH? FUCK EVEN REPLYING TO YOU ISN'T EVEN WORTH ITI accidentally deleted the pasta for this one, anyone who still have it?
Creative mode isn't a big deal? It's just a block game?You guys have no idea what your're talking about. But I do.I was playing Infiniminer before Minecraft existed.I played Minecraft in the browser version of their website back in 2009. I bought it the first day of Alpha in 2010 and created a server when there was no mobs and dropping your tools would repair them. I've played every day for 10 years. I have 8 different game folders for the differents specific modded versions. I was part of the bukkit project and followed its fall.I've used every relevant mod and RLcraft is like baby play. I can speedrun while using Nocubes mod.Did I say speedruns? Yeah, I know all the different routes for each major version and follow the scene everyday. Yes that include the door-jump golem trick and the garfield speedrun.I went to every single Minecon and talked to Jeb. I've comforted Notch on twitter when he vented his loneliness.I use the most advanced building tools, know every single worldedit command by heart and can generate perlin noise terrain in a few seconds. I have a note of more than 300 different brush patterns for it. I've used every single setting of schematica/litematica included the non-transparency one.I've built every single farm possible in survival on multiple different servers and an optimized 256 villagers city mall automatically fed by a breeder. I've turned a friendly server into a capitalist economy run one with emerald prices for every service, banks & loans with interest.I've bet every notable minecraft server out there, I run bots on 2b2t and I'm prestige 4 Shaman on Hypixel Mega walls. I've composed minecraft musics for years and got multiple songs in Hypixel games on top of being among their noteblock contest winners.There isn't a major Minecraft youtuber I'm not following, I wrote a script that use the Youtube API to get audio transcription text and run a semantic algorithm to get the most recurring topics and feed the most relevant parts to text-to-speech so I can learn it all while I sleep.Ame going creative on a survival server is a disgrace and an insult to the game and its fans. She's willing to ruin the server for everyone just because doesn't understand the game.
>>946466I didn't actually masturbate and chum
>>946482Kek
>>946363I can't even refresh on time to see an empty slot jesas.
OLLIE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>946466I actually don't watch any of the streams whenever something happens I just join the spam
>>946018i know that feeling, just go take a cold shower or something or sleep
>>946435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT0fADHhcA4Just look at this cutiepie!
For real though. How are all of you doing?Keeping up with your reps?Shitposting to pass the time?Wageslaving and shitposting while at work?
>>946500>cucked and sucked immediately
>>946496It's over...
>>946496AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. I NEVER FINISHED PEKO'S MGS STREAMS.
Wait, why can you go back to a previous time in Ollie's stream?
>>946492Anonchama?
HOLY SHIT VIDEO OF GURA DOING HARD DRUGS HEREhttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>946482Based
What's the point of rule 6?
>>946368Super Comfy Stream / 10Ame was cuter / usual
Towa is a whore-Posted from Honda Ridgeline browser
Let's put this Fubuki is x animal meme to rest shall we? First we have to analyse the constituents of her name. フブキ of course as we all know is a variant spelling of the noun 吹雪, so we have to go from there. The compound word itself has the meaning of blizzard, which doesn't help much in determining her species. Thus we have to break them into their individual letters, which yields us with this result:吹 (スイ、ふく): emit, breathe, puff, blow, smoke雪(セツ、ゆき): snowSo roughly what we have is puffing snow. Now which animal is known to puff and/or blow? That's fucking right, a fucking whale. But wait, I can hear you say, whales puff water, not snow! Huh? Are you serious? Didn't you learn in school snow IS water? If the water they blow out gets frozen, they they ARE BLOWING SNOW you mormon!So now that we now she's a whale, we can pinpoint Fubuki's exact nature even further. Since she must be a whale that puffs snow, she must live where it's cold enough that water starts freezing. Yes, this means she is an Arctic/sub-Arctic whale!Now there are several whale sub-species that calls the Arctic their home, but we can still make an educated guess on which sub-species Fubuki is a member of. The first is the narwhal, but since Fubuki lack the animal's characteristic horn, she cannot be a narwhal. Second is the bowhead whale. However even a quick glance at Fubuki will tell you she is not wearing any bow or ribbons on her head, so this one is out too. Therefore Fubuki MUST belong to the last group, the beluga! If you consider the beluga's characteristic white sheen and Fubuki's predominantly white colour scheme, this makes even more sense. Now add in the fact that Fubuki's surname can be translated to White Head, and the beluga is known for its protruding white scalp, the evidence is even greater.Q.E.D. there is VERY strong evidence that Fubuki is a beluga whale.
>Pochi drawing secret illustration on member only streamFucking hell, I told myself I'd only member Ina if she puts drawing streams behind the memberships, but I might have to do it for Pochi sensei as well...
>>946528Looping
https://streamable.com/632j0d
>>946466I missed half of my oshi's stream one time because I overslept.
>>946536Ollie doesn't give a fuck about yabs
>>946510please no...(if only another Holo would introduce something ridiculous to derail this nightmare...)
>>946378Who cares if they HAD a boyfriend only things that should matter is if they have one or are looking for one or whore'd out in their past life.
>>946151i can't believe her manager's computer is this bad
>>946536Classic Ollie. Forgot to turn live rewinding off. .
I AM FUCKING GOING INSANEI DON'T KNOW WHO IS TIMELOOPING WHO ANYMOREI FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK DOWNTASUKETE, NIGGERMAN, OMEDETOU, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>946528I'm hungry
>MALE VOICE ON TOWA'S APEX STREAMoh no
>>946503Even Reine has really awkward grammar sometimes, I think people just assume she's better at English than she really is because she has quite a refined accent.
>>946537?wen owH [sjis]
>>946542>it's real
>>946544old rule that no one follows but they didn't bother removing it
I can't wait for Aloe's debut
>>946550ina would never, at least.
>>946466InaAmefags are unironically the most cucked, mentally ill /u/schizos in these threads.Imagine shilling a ship with little to no current chemistry? Heck, imagine shilling a ship supported by Zhangs for that matter. Why not make GurAme the National Pair and move on?
>>946528i do the wageslave and do some reps at home
>>946502cringe
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Males
IMPRESSIEVELY shitty thread tonight lads, hope you enjoy the collab because I'm getting my sleepreps
Pochi just told me to cum on her hand.
>>946255im down, though collab soon
i ***** *** **** what the fuck is going on
>>946550>>946581Yeah Ina would never. Even hereon out her timelapses will be public.
>>946409Apex is the only one that would work, since no communication is required basically. Only between team members. Wouldn't work though, since over half the holos don't play the game.
>>946516>when Ame antis were atleast funny
listen up you fucking imbecile. i've fucking had it with your autistic fucking hatred for kiara. every single fucking time it's the same fucking thing. do you never get bored being a retard? it doesnt matter what she does, you've got a stick up your retard ass that will make you schizo out at her at every opportunity. she literally does the same exact thing that every other vtuber does and you still single her out to shit on her because you're a stupid cunt with a bone to pick. the frog thing is just one example. oh hey, polka made a silly video! that's so quirky and cute! oh, hey, nene did it to! oh, look, a whole slew of holos are making quirky, short videos! but then kiara does it, and all of a sudden it's a fucking underhanded attempt by her to exploit her fanbase and leech views from her senpais. shut the fuck up you autistic cunts. you absolute fucking idiots. i hate every single one of you. then you come into the threads when people rightfully call you out on singling out kiara for no reason and scream about how kfp is the worst fanbase and cant take criticism. the reason kfp hates your guts isn't because you never shut the fuck up with your autistic narratives about how shes actually an evil, manipulative numberfagging bitch who has some sort of secret agenda. at least be fucking honest about why you dont like her instead of pretending she's some vile creature. we get it, you don't like her voice or her content or her personality or anything about her, you don't need to fucking broadcast it 24/7 to this fucking thread like some weirdo freak who doesn't have anything better to do in his spare time. are you autistic? retarded? special? all of the above? i swear to god if i could smash all of your brainlet skulls in with a basedball bat i would do it without a single shred of remorse. nothing is more sacred in this world than ridding it of troglochild shitposters. nothing of value would be lost. i would be actively adding value to this world by ridding it of you autistic fucks. this has frankly gotten ridiculous at this point. you've polluted every single possible milestone now with your retarded rrat that she's some numberfag obsessed cunt when in reality her talking about numbers is maybe 0.1% of her entire content. half of the numberfag discussion surrounding her is just this fucking thread making up dumbass rrats about how she's angry that hinotori didn't get to 1 million views before some other song did, or how her new song is doing badly numbers-wise. at the end of the day, the truth is that she works extremely hard, and it's infuriating to see a bunch of children who do nothing but drool at their desks and jack off every day even for a second IMPLY that she doesnt deserve every inch of her success. maybe its projection, and you're just angry at seeing someone working hard instead of putting out the absolute minimum amount of content to keep you limp-dicked freaks entertained. guess what, though, there are some of us that appreciate a fiery (lol) personality and are more than glad to give our support to someone who actively puts effort into her streams. yeah, no shit she's worried about views; she wants to know what kind of content we like to watch, and wants to model her channel to suit her viewership because she's so grateful to all of us. we bring joy into her life, she brings joys to ours. there's nothing more beautiful than that. of course, you autistic fucks wouldn't know love if it bit you right in the ass. why are you even in this thread? i cant believe we've fallen this fucking far where she can't even upload a funny 8 second video without you incomplete human beings bitching and moaning about it and trying to create some sort of idiotic narratives. im glad that her continued popularity and the presence of her fanbase in this threads makes you seethe. i hope it really infuriates you. i hope it makes you punch your wall in absolute fury as you realize your rants haven't stopped a single superchat. you certainly havent stopped me from going to listen to one of her songs or watching one of her streams, and i will use that power to its fullest extent. i actively rewatched a few of her streams just now just to spite you and give her a few more views. i hope she talks about numbers as well after this, just so you can seethe that little bit harder about her, you stupid fuck. i hate you all so much, but at least i can take solace in the fact that you lost this one, and you will lose the next one, and the one after that. because guess what? kiara isn't going anywhere. she won't stop making videos, won't stop having fun and making money, no matter what you do. all you can do is impotently post doxxes and pictures of sumo wrestlers from your run-down, rat infested shack, before crying yourself to sleep after grappling with miserable thoughts about how much of a fucking loser you are for hours on end. maybe tomorrow will be different. maybe you'll take a shower.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?https://youtu.be/vFR5Iank1iI
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MAGNET JUST GOT FIRED, TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEE
IS THAT A FUCKING AMBER ALARM? HOLY SHIT
>>946426Were you not there for her karaoke yesterday? Shitloads of HERfags being retarded in her chat.
>>946528Having fun with the threads whenever I can, these past few days have been pretty bad in /hlgg/, but the Jigsaws and the current Timeloop posting are pretty entertaining. Seeing a ton of replies being deleted every 2 threads gets kind of tiring after a while.
>Ganondorf wins by doing absolutely nothing
ganondorf i kneel...
>Ame is collating with a holo memberITS FUCKING ASTEL OHNONO TEAKEKS
Why is moona masturbating on her members only stream?
>>946528Reps are doing pretty good in uni
>>946496ARCHIVE THEM ALLLDO IT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATEIM AMELIA WATSON, A DETECTIVE FROM THE FUTUREARCHIVE ALL OF SUBARU FIRST IF POSSIBLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHFUCK NIJIS
bros bayblade is doing so good i hope nothing happens to him
Is this thread the newfag filter?
>>946575¿amahcnonA
Ame Mosiac Stream>Announced #AmeLewd tag>Switch overheated while playing 5x, starts mini zatsudan while waiting for it to cool>Bought used switch from someone again>Went to get icecream with her mom at 2 years old. Floor was slippery with no slippery sign and she fell and almost bit her tongue off with 2 threads stillattached. Has a big scar in middle of tongue. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let mom call 911.>Scar on top of head from jumping on bed when she was 3 or 4. Brother pushed her off the bed and hit her head on open drawer. When she breathes,feels like air is going through it.>Cut the top of her thumb from trying the thumb guiding technique on an orange>Was left in the car with her brother on a hot day, crayons melted and smeared them on the fuzzy roof of the car>Has more stories to tell but chat has to earn them>Reads shoujo, seinen, romance manga>Plays otome games>Played Nightshade (otome) for 1 char she liked>Played katawa shoujo but dropped it cause too depressing>Played Runescape, Neopets, Club Penguin, Gaia, Dofus, Guild Wars 2, Breath of the Wild, Windwaker>Got yelled at by her mom from talking to online strangers saying she was 19 and replying>Never played FGO, Maplestory>Never played Robox but little brother does and built PC with old parts for him>Painted his PC into a minecraft dirt block>Bubba is short for something. Tells chat to solve it>Bubba is a hunting terrier>Wellington is a short black-haired cat, softest fur she ever pet>Made in Abyss fav char is Nanachi>Likes watching Korone and Okayu>Wants to play Yakuza (likes games with mini-games in them)>When she was 13, she would download JP otome games and patch them>Says she's not a boomer but a zoomer (starts zooming around at 4:53:06)>Overwatch Top 4: Doomfist, Tracer, Ana, Lucio / Tanks: Winston, Reinhardt, Orisa>Fav Pokemon Palpitoad + Poliwhirl, loves water pokemons
>>946602>over half the holos don't play the game.Yet.
>>946496SOMEONE POST THAT VIDEO
>>946343>6. Please refrain from chatting before the stream starts to prevent any issuesis this why?
>>946613So even Gura's member chat is retarded...
>>946483:}
>>946238T-Thanks for digging up my breadsticks recipe anon
>>946607Says the nigger who fucking posted it.
Who's that blue girl in Holostars? She seems real great.
I'm on the password screen bros wish me luck when this match ends
>>946607holy shit we really are in a timeloop
>>946606I'm saving this for seanigger peak hours coinciding with her return stream
can the next thread be better
Man that man-eater stream was kino I hope gura plays more of it
>>946528>Wageslaving and shitposting while at work?This one. Just killing time until I can watch Caligula on the commute home.
>>946607Why link it here faggot?
>>946631https://streamable.com/qxsqny
Bros... How do we save korone? She has the least subs
You guys are beyond needing meds, get some jesas in your life
https://streamable.com/ntp4ps
>>946644GOOD LUCK
I wonder if ao-chan does it for free. This is way out of her usual time zone.
>I got sandwiched by two Donkey Kongs
>>946515I can't stop thinking about her. I want to know where she is right now. I want to know why she delayed the stream. I want to know if she's sleeping well, or eating well, or what she does to entertain herself in her spare time. My entire 9 hour shift is spent thinking about Ame. When people come to talk to me during my shift I get frustrated that they broke me out of fantasizing about Gura. I fantasize about winning the lottery only so I can send red SCs to Ame. I check the thread whenever I can sneak a look at my phone and CTRL + F "Ame" on every archived thread for the whole day. I pretend to take bathroom breaks so I can look at the thread. I leave work early to watch her. I call in sick to watch her. The one time I missed her stream because it was early, I was in the worst mood I can recall from recent memory. I haven't spent time with my parents in months even though we live together. I can no longer enjoy the video games I used to play because I'd rather be watching Ame. I send her superchats every stream just praying she'll read my name and laugh at my comments. When Ame delayed the stream I rushed to the thread to defend her honor even though it's literally meaningless. Any time someone insults her I take it personally. The further away from a stream we are in either direction is directly proportional to how bad of a mood I'm in. Since she cancelled the stream I've just spent 2 hours reading the thread and feeling bad.I feel like I should tack on that I have no delusions of ever meeting her online or in person, just in case people think I'm dangerous.All of this is true and this is not the first time I've had a mental breakdown. Before it was because of visual novel characters and not real living humans though. I think I legitimately need meds but I don't want to deal with that because so far I'm still functioning in society and no one seems to have noticed I've gone mad.
Bros since when was there /vt/? Are we getting kicked off of /jp/?
>>946607her fags are a blight and a cancer on this and every site they should have been shot but no one did that so they were allowed to grow due to negligence
>>946613i was there and saw none of them.
>>946663>christcuck
>>946579Liz love!
>>946613I didn't even look at the chat...I wonder how many HERfag posts get deleted from her VOD comments every time...
Who is this Sora girl? I tuned in cause Shiro's stream went down and she's a qt3.14
>>946618She already said it was Ollie, but Astel seems to still spill his spagetti around girls (excluding Ollie).
>>946528Stressed out of my mind right now. I should buy more alcohol.
>>946663JAY-SAN?!
for every great stream, there is an equal and opposite shitty thread
>>946628Mosaic was a great stream, I think back on it a lot. Ame's pretty good at carrying on when struck with a bad situation.
>Ollie sandwiched between two Donkey KongsMY DICK
towa...
oh no Sharkmeido just got nuked by some furry mods....