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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - The Return of RED TOMORROW RED TODAY Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

Divvies of the prior two weeks as .png in case server fucks you over: https://files.catbox.moe/98xmz7.png (embed) (DREAD SORROW CAN'T EMBED AWAY) (embed)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, normally updated weekly on Mondays and Fridays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>9590895

>> No.9656309

Old thread is still up

>> No.9656385
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dead game

>> No.9656390

ohhh sex

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dead game

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>> No.9658485

EN 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY

>> No.9658621

>>9658485
>advertising big streams when the overbought mechanic is on
ngmi

>> No.9658657

>>9658485
>ID 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY
>UI 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY
>EN 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY
(You) are here
>ID2 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY
>EN2 3D COMING SOON, BUY BUY BUY

>> No.9658910

>>9658485
didn't Kiara basically spell out it's not happening because of the coof or they'd all have 3D already?

>> No.9658935

>>9658657
>he doesn't own 144 stacks of ID1 with an mpp of 1k for the 3D debut
ngmi

>> No.9659025

>>9658485
Gonna stock up on Calli then

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>>9656385

>> No.9659274

>>9659204
post the drawing one

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>>9659274

>> No.9659755

>>9659204
>>9659697
You know what? I changed my mind. Ayame is not a whore. Instead, she is pretty based.

>> No.9659759

>>9659697
based, thanks.
is this real?

>> No.9659818

>>9659759
yes, ayame despises koreans almost as much as chinks

>> No.9659883
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>>9659818
incredibly based

>> No.9660167
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FUCK MY AUTOTRADER WAS OFF SINCE ADJUSTMENT

>> No.9660553
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9660553

I have a bug-report.

div.nav-item.datetime is blank when not logged in. It's not a huge deal, but I noticed it just now after getting StyleBot to automate all the F12 crap I'd been doing to set up the "Market Report" view.

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>>9660553
i have no idea what half of those words mean

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>>9661007
grug not see clock in top bar of nasfaq when logged out. grug want devs put clock back.

>> No.9661185 [SPOILER] 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVIOCwMCTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVIOCwMCTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVIOCwMCTU
BUY BUY BUY

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why am I losing to a fucking oshicoiner
is it because I stopped using my 10 year old fujitsu pc for this shit

>> No.9661213

>>9661152
see, now i understand, thanks anon

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>>9661185
>not doki doki waku waku
ngmi

>> No.9661397

>>9661194
It's because you're an oshicoiner too.

>> No.9661488
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>>9661213
grug pleasure

>> No.9661721
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Reminder that FGO NA is good.

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>>9661721
>mobile gacha game is good
kys faggot

>> No.9663175

When is the cutoff view time again?

>> No.9663384

>>9663175
19:00 EST

>> No.9663427

>>9663384
Damn, I guess Ame's anniversary stream won't be counted in the next adjustment.

>> No.9663731

>>9663427
just time to buy more, get stocked up

>> No.9663791

>>9663731
I own 2000 ame how much more do I need?

>> No.9663824

>>9663791
stay poor

>> No.9664163

I haven't played in months. What the fuck happened that even my Luna coins have tripled in price?

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I need a shion oshicoiner to snuggle with...

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Yay, finally all the directors on ame oshiboard have 2000+ coins

>> No.9665811

>>9664914
jeblets...

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>>9664163
EN2 debut + the active playerbase hitting a critical mass of available liquid.

>> No.9666565

>>9664163
hyperinflation from EN2, sell now before everything crashes

>> No.9666659

>>9664163
triple the price but one fifth the divvies, also pay your 5% /nasfaq/posting tax

>> No.9667084

>>9658485
like when, next year?

>> No.9667170

>>9661721
how about you play the VNs instead of paying $1000 for a jpeg image that you can download on danbooru?

>> No.9667870

>schizos gone
>thread dies

>> No.9668149
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>>9668149
It's a late one, but thank you for posting

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>>9668993
>anon stop fun
>ina nasfaq things
>nineteenth happening
>retard week
>Liquid oshi buying hour

>> No.9669118

>>9668993
I'm never in these, it makes me very sad

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>>9669095
>please pay divs pekora
>>9669118
I wouldn't be surprised if Numbers Review made up the bulk of it.

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>>9669167
>I wouldn't be surprised if Numbers Review made up the bulk of it.
Nah. I've only got Coins, Price, Drops, Value, Volume, Market, Shares, and Liquid. The common words that get used anyway.

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>>9669362
>floor sex opus

>> No.9669586

>>9669425
>AmSoundPost.png
>Not a soundpost
Lame and disrespectful.

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>>9669586
Just like Kiara

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>>9669586
did you want to hear sparks?

>> No.9669909

>Kiara antis
Kill yourself Mumeifag

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>>9669909

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>>9669909
Eat my farts, retard

>> No.9670690 [SPOILER] 
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Some numbers still wip

>> No.9670804

>>9670690
>using candlestick
Anon my dick is fucking diamond

>> No.9670906

>>9670690
How're you determining the margin of error? Are you just taking the rolling 4-day average and using that to determine how different NASFAQ/Poi are?

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>9671135

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>>9671135
>19:00:00

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9672014

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,013,827, a 0.20% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 35,961. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 121,441 shares, or 6.03% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 3,799 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 23):
>Iofi :: +40.3%
>Choco :: +9%
>Amelia :: +7.1%
>Inanis :: +6.9%
>Shion :: +6.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 33):
>Ayame :: -9.2%
>Mio & Aqua :: -7.2%
>Nene :: -6.5%
>Civia :: -6.1%
>Fauna :: -5.7%

4 coins (Lamy, Sana, Haato, Aki) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $137,549.79, which is a decrease of -5.23% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $34,220,833,752.22, which is a decrease of 6.46% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,992.94. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at 3,501,995,331 shares, or 10.23% of market share.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at 19,229,208 shares, or 0.06% of market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 14):
>Pekora :: +8.9%
>Mio :: +7.9%
>Iofi :: +7.8%
>Kiara :: +3.1%
>Polka :: +3.0%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 42):
>Calliope :: -44.5%
>Amelia :: -21.2%
>Choco :: -15.2%
>Baelz :: -15.1%
>Kronii :: -13.5%

9 coins (Nana, Rushia, AZKi, Botan, Moona, Nabi, Risu, Aki, Sora) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $29,654,130.00, which is a decrease of 31.88% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $21,346,280.05 today, a decrease of 18.51% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Baelz :: +90.0%
>Kronii :: +32.9%
>Aqua :: +25.7%
>Ayame :: +20.0%
>Kanata :: +10.7%
>Watame :: +8.9%
>Marine :: +8.5%
>Lamy :: +8.3%
>Ui :: +7.7%
>Inanis :: +7.6%

28 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>9672014
10Q

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>>9672014
I don't understand why fags sperg about en lore, it fucking gives artist massive inspiration to draw some pretty good shit like ame and krooni stuff. If you hate it just ignore it fag

>> No.9673160

>>9672820
Two main reasons:
A) It opens the gate for dumb edgy shit like the InaAme Schizo.
B) The lore doesn't mean anything in the context of streams 90% of the time.
That said, the lore writers for EN2 clearly knew who to match with what, and they were clearly given ideas on how to use the lore in context. Kronii using time powers to be lazy, Mumei having learned everything but forgotten it to play off how she's an airhead, Sana being a big fan of Astrology and Spacetime theory, ect.
Fuck Iname Schizo, though. If I wanted some edgy trash I'd ask a middle schooler for a copy of their fanfictions.

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>>9672820
who are you talking to?

>>9673160
holy samefag

>> No.9673644 [SPOILER] 
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>>9671135
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Sunday, September 12th

>> No.9673772

>>9673644
the boggening doesn't seem to be effective. Everything's still going up. Well, Civia is deflating so there's that

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>>9673772
The graphs go back close to two weeks, so there's still part of the rise up showing on them. I just collect the numbers though, not think about them.

>> No.9673933

>>9673772
No, volatility seems to have been adjusted, particularly upwards volatility. Things are taking as much as 7~9 hours after adjustment to get back to pre-adjustment values, where before things would be above and beyond the pre-adjustment point even with high volume in as few as 3 hours.
Stuff is coming down. Slowly but surely.

>> No.9674076

>>9673933
It would take you five seconds to test volatility and discover that you're a retard, but that's not something a retard would do.

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>>9673176
Not me bro, also forgot to take my meds

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>>9678911

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List of people buying towa, names omitted.

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Ame's eating kebab now.

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>>9687047
Never buy Towa

>> No.9688977

Any bets on when divvies'll be back?

>> No.9689447
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>>9687047
All me

>> No.9690330

>>9688977
Never. This is the fate you have chosen.

>> No.9691479
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I'm so used of staring at my id that I spotted myself immedia-
uh, I mean, haha, I'm not on that list! I would never!

>> No.9692640

>>9687319
very good, fuck france
t. austria

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>>9692640

>> No.9697104
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>10 hour old thread with 94 posts
>page 9

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>>9697104
game is dead, please andastand

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>dead thread
>dead aggay
>dead game
I cant believe the schizos won

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>>9673160
but the iname schizo is based

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I'm gonna finally be together with the other kenzoku for a whole day. I have no need for posting.

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>>9697667
today was a good day.

>> No.9697947

>>9697104
Everyone is in hlgg discussing the anniversary

>> No.9698670
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Just Azki removing her live re-broadcasts. Views should be closer to 300k - 500k cause I haven't ran my view updater for a few days.
https://pastebin.com/E5e5wfMQ

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Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>> No.9701188

MARKET CLOSED

>> No.9701325 [SPOILER] 
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>>9700895

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>> No.9705009

Sure feels good right now owning Ame. Too bad I'll never profit off it since I'm never selling.

>> No.9705494

>>9705009
I have 50 Ame coins ready to be sold the moment she adjust up

>> No.9707099
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>> No.9707154

>>9705009
Stay poor forever

>> No.9708022 [SPOILER] 
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Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Green rabbit?

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>>9708022
Same numbers more details
>>9670906
No margin of error, just aggregating the relevant data. 4-day-avg uses the last 4 adjustments, boxplot uses the last 14

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>>9708022
>>9708203
thanks anon

>> No.9709009
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Tax Evasion Check.
You're not paying taxes like some plebian, right anons?

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>>9709009

>> No.9709240
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I masturbate to haachama's kisses and heartbeat asmr

>> No.9709500

>>9709240
>he doesn't have the forbidden "ear-licking" JOI countdown ASMR

>> No.9709662

You should only show up in the oshiboard if you have the oshimark.

>> No.9709729
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>>9709662
make me

>> No.9709921
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I don't have faith in the market yet so I'm selling all the coins that I bought yesterday(except for Mori and Ame). Just like the good old days.

>> No.9709978

>>9672014
>Total Market Value for today is $34,220,833,752.22, which is a decrease of 6.46% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,992.94. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
I wonder how far Honk want these numbers to go down.

>> No.9710080
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>>9709662
Lmao, if they want my crown they need to take it from my cold dead body. I care more about this girl than these poor assholes.

>> No.9710215 [SPOILER] 
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I WANNA FUCK RUSHIA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.9712070

Honestly Honk if you just want to kill the game I'd be fine with that, release me from the hell that has been waking up for adjustment plays every day and I can be free.

>> No.9712122

>ame is gonna have a million views or even more before hour nineteenth
I'm NGMI

>> No.9713280

>>9710080
fluffy?

>> No.9714030
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It's a little early for tako tuesday.

>> No.9714477

The fact that i forgot to buy my oshi says a lot about this game's current state

>> No.9714526

>>9714030
Watch out for their crowbrows, brother.

>> No.9714738
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After-Market price report before adjustments, current price average (coin) is $13,868.52

>> No.9714900

nice thread

>> No.9714922
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why do people hate it when the game's a little bit challenging to play now? What you niggers want is an idle clicker game, not a stock market simulator

>> No.9714923
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>>9714738
coin avg $13,369.56
so we went down $500 on average.
this might be your market now.

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Top 20 iofi holders.

>> No.9715068

>>9714943
I plan to continue consolidating Iofi positions even though I am not very bullish on her paying out good dividends this coming Friday. It's a long-position.

>> No.9715081

>Kiara had twice the views as yesterday yet her adjustment price was 3% above

>> No.9715086
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This is fine.

>> No.9715121
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yesterday/today

>> No.9715160

>>9714922
difficulty isn't even a factor. all the numbers are released hours before adjustment. players just don't know how hard a coin will adjust up. a chuuba can double views and move 2%, which didn't cover the tax of buying in at the lowest price in the day, see kiara today, botan yesterday, etc.

>> No.9715175

>>9715121
People aren't really moving much...

>> No.9715196

>>9715121
>something happening
>better than inflation
>harder than before
ok retards

>> No.9715202
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Why the hell didn’t Calli adjust up? She did an anniversary stream yesterday for crying out loud.

>> No.9715206

I'm actually expecting to go into dividends with liquid for once, it just doesn't make sense to go all in for mediocre returns.

>> No.9715216

>>9715202
Overbought

>> No.9715228

>>9715202
She did, by 18%.

>> No.9715236
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>>9715202
>Calli
also
>he doesn't know

>> No.9715238

>>9715202
Overbought retard everyone spent all day buying 144 Calli and you expected her to go UP?

>> No.9715244
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>>9715160
that's exactly where the difficulty lie. People dont know how hard a coin will trend upwards. I think newfriends should realize that you don't have to buy 144 coins everytime it adjusts down and sell at the 19th hour when you think the holo won't do well. Literally what we were used to before zhonkbot was a thing

>> No.9715272

>>9715121
And here we have proof the game is dead

>> No.9715336

idiot moron fuckwit retard: why did the coin that had 2000 fucking buys not go up???

>> No.9715381

>>9715244
your idea of difficulty is just ignoring anything that doesn't moon essentially, not rocket science when the numbers are released. how difficult was it today to know that hololive and pekora were going up hard? you are missing the point. it did not matter if you bought 1 coin or 144 coins for kiara today or botan 2 days ago, you would break even regardless. we are time looping AGAIN to people near ignoring other chuubas for the next weeks because of an adjustment formula.

>> No.9715403

>>9715336
>he thinks his inputs matter in the game

>> No.9715449

Will Iofi be forever stuck in an overbought hell?

>> No.9715455
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>-0.72%
Every coin in my wallet is red except for Sora. She single-handedly saved me from poverty.

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>> No.9715496

>>9715244
I have a pretty good idea of how much things will adjust and in which direction but I have tens of thousands of coins so it's mostly irrelevant, at best I'm going to sell 40 of each a day before adjustment to minimise maybe 100k of losses, make another 100k buying them back. It's boring.

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Home, finally.

>> No.9715685

I'm not even sleeping yet I completely forgot about adjustment

>> No.9715795

>>9715685
did you shit your bed?

>> No.9715855

what is the actual real cutoff time even? seems like its not when its supposed to be....i swear i thought botan was going way up.

>> No.9715898

>>9715855
Same but with Mori

>> No.9715914

>>9715855
not even the devs know anymore
t. dev

>> No.9715947

>>9715855
why would botan go up? She has less views.

>>9715898
Mori went up.

>> No.9715948

>>9715855
Botan has 60k less views than yesterday, why on earth did you expect her to go up? She didn't even have a late stream that would mean the cutoff mattered/

>> No.9715955

>>9715236
Fine, I’ll bite. Why do you keep replying to post with “Calli”? What’s wrong with it? It is neither funny nor annoying. It’s just weird.

>> No.9715997

>>9715947
You know what else went up? My dick.

>> No.9716090
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>>9715955
Mori

>> No.9716141

>>9715955
>What’s wrong with it? It is neither funny nor annoying. It’s just weird.
lurk for a million years

>> No.9716144

>>9715855
youtube usually stops tallying numbers at 2 pm ET and the API releases them at the 19th hour. There are exceptions to this rule however, Mori being the obvious example. Views from endurance streams that exceeded past 2 pm will be tallied and will be included in the API

>> No.9716146

>>9716090
No shit nigger. People also call her Calli.

>> No.9716162

>>9715955
/vt/ and /hlgg/ thing that mori and calli are two different personality

>> No.9716179

Probably the longest deflationary event nasfaq will see but I still have to buy my oshi at markup price...

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>>9716146
>People

Redditors aren't human beings

>> No.9716298

>>9715955
>>9716162
not quite. People who use Calli are usually outsiders who came from twitter, facebook, etc. thus it's a good litmus test for tourism

>> No.9716369

>>9716298
It also started because of /hlgg/ making Mori and Calli as two different personalities such is why /hlgg/ sticks to Mori. I already forgot what personalities are those two, sadly

>> No.9716401

ITT: chartlets get filtered

>> No.9716507

>>9716369
Im pretty sure /hlgg/ prefers using Mori because it sounded Japanese as opposed to Calli. The personalities thing came in later

>> No.9716716
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YES KEEP TANKING MIO PRICE SO I CAN BUY MORE

>> No.9716895

>>9716507
It's more because the first phrase that stuck was "I'm your Mori, and I hope you remember me".
After that it became a shibboleth

>> No.9717058
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My favourite cope for this meta is that you actually have to play the game now... Nigga, pretty much every top player has a sheet that plays the game for them

>> No.9717069
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Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>> No.9717275
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Suzy is just going to crab all week, as usual.

>> No.9717533

>>9717058
So what you're saying is that you're losing to an Excel Sheet? Isn't that itself shitter cope as well?
If your autism can't match a machine's then you may as well give up all dreams of making Top 10.

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Some of the most sold coins from the past 12 hours or so before adjustments. Most of these were supposed to go red but went green. And then there's peko that was supposed to go green but went super green.

I'm thinking the new meta is to buy whatever everyone else is selling and vice-versa. It's literally buy green sell red.

>> No.9718868

>>9718775
>new meta is to buy whatever everyone else is selling and vice-versa. It's literally buy green sell red.
Perfectly balanced market where the prices never go up or down, truly astounding meta you have.

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>>9718775
Here's the other end with some of the most bought coins. Buy green, sell red.

>> No.9718993

>>9718868
Think about it, if the buys and sells are around the same market, neither overbought or oversold will be triggered and we're back to checking viewcounts easymode. Then again I'm very baked right now so none of this might make sense to anyone else other than me.

>> No.9719001
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how is she so fucking bad at this lmao

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Congratulations to us both!

>> No.9719071
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she has improved slightly

>> No.9719083

>>9718993
Yea, it wouldn't trigger overbought or oversold, but if the price doesn't change at all, it is completely dependent on the comparison between those views. The problem with that is either you're almost always gambling with the split market idea, as they would need to increase their views from the last day, for it to be worth to be buying, and vice versa. The safer choice will almost always be just follow market trend, but just not sell 144 coins or buy 144 coins.

>> No.9719089

>>9717069
Me too!

>> No.9719133

>>9719089
make it three!

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>>9719038
Congrats Polkas!

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>>9719083
Split market? I'm gonna need the grug version for this one I think.

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>>9719158
grug see people sell so grug buy. but if all grug see people sell all buy. since many buy, grug sell. coin no move as coin split.
grug make picture for you of look

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>>9719236
That situation sounds perfectly fine to meeeeee.

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>>9719236
>honk took out overbought crabbing
>the market self-corrected with neuron activated crabbing
s...s..sugoi

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>>9719236
grug make change for better see

>> No.9719452
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>>9718868
A newfag Tako came to cypherposter seeking for financial advice:

"Master, I study Holopoi everday, check schedules, research formulas, buy red and sell green, yet I fail to climb the leaderboard while my idle rivals rise. What shall I do to ascend?"

"If buying red and selling green does not work, then you must clearly buy green sell red. " replied the master

Upon hearing this, the tako was enlightened.

>> No.9719487

>>9719452
Cypher... I kneel.

>> No.9719993

Man i sure love this market and meta, all EN1 coins have the same price except Gura, fantastic, i don't even have to think anymore

>> No.9720128

>>9718893
>amelia
Please stop you are gonna overbuy her

>> No.9720143

>>9720128
Good.

>> No.9720307

>>9720128
No 50k ame for you teamate

>> No.9720416

>Kiara collab with Peko
Yeah, i'm thinking overbought

>> No.9720427
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>>9719133
Make it four!

>> No.9720481

>>9720307
how do you still not understand how overbought works...

>> No.9720505
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holotalk with sora YES
minecraft with pekora OH NO

>> No.9720506

>>9720427
stop that

>> No.9720571
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>>9720506
Why would I?

>> No.9720603
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>>9720505
I say no to either

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>>9720571
I was gonna say you will pass imyourtarget sama but I checked the real oshiboard and apparently people have already, when they weren't before.

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>>9720676
Well, rip to that guy

>> No.9720819
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>>9720778
imyourtarget sama is not dead he is the strongest player in the game

>> No.9720893
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>>9720819
Aw, how adorable

>> No.9720946
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>>9720893
I am not adorable, I just will not tolerate imyourtarget slander.

>> No.9721010
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>>9720946
And that's what's so cute about you

>> No.9721110
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>>9721010
Stop that.

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>>9721110
Don't wanna

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>>9717058
the greater strategy in this game is not about daily numbers, it is about trends, themes in streampatterns, simple preference (so you have better DD by nature on that coin you overinvest in) and many more. Basic math tells you when you can make a $2000 profit. Strategy, which no spreadsheet can replace, dictates if you actually take that profit.

>> No.9721239
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>>9721170
No more.

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>>9719425
grug lose many stones to taxes

>> No.9721300

>>9719452
>then you must clearly buy green sell red
I wonder when the last time cypher sold anything was.

>> No.9721398
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>>9721239
Even if you stop me from saying that you're cute, there's no way you could stop me from thinking that

>> No.9721729
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>>9721398
Time for you to stop thinking at all Heimin!

>> No.9721795
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>>9721729
Wait, isn't that too radical of a solution?!

>> No.9721799
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Buy Tonata

>> No.9721862
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>>9721795
It is the final solution to the uppity Heimin situation.

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>>9721862
Well, at least I will die for telling the truth

>> No.9721942

>>9721171
rrat

>> No.9722009

Soon /nasfaqg/ will eat kebab and drink vodka.

>> No.9722123

>>9722009
Vodka I can do, will peanut chicken noodles work instead of kebab? I don't have kebab.

>> No.9722355

>>9722009
as long as the kebab has no tomatoes.

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>>9722355

>> No.9722570
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If you're not in this picture you're a poorfag

>> No.9722631
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>>9722570
>Konnui
Finally a good list.

>> No.9722665

>>9722570
mogu...

>> No.9722797

>>9722570
16th is a huge fucking nigger that honk should ban

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>>9722797

>> No.9723034
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>>9722009
France you coward hurry up and put in your pointless retreat orders so the game can end already...

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>>9722570
nice list

>> No.9723623

>>9722570
The real top 20

>> No.9723629

>>9661185
>duplicate file exists here

>> No.9723832
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9723832

The final stretch

>> No.9724428

>>9719001
mr paradise is terrible at most games but she bruteforces through them with sheer willpower

>> No.9724714
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9724714

My coins, my fun, my crypto and stocks are pumping
wgmi anons! Holo EN season 2 hype!

>> No.9725093

>>9724714
I lost 40% of my stonks portfolio this week, fuck you

>> No.9725317

>>9725093
your time will come anon holy shit 40% on stocks?! wtf did you buy

>> No.9726018

Kawaiiope Moririn.

>> No.9726408 [SPOILER] 
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9726408

I was doing my archive reps, is it true bread is a japanese loli?

>> No.9727233

>>9726408
Yes and she is married with me

>> No.9727602
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9727602

>>9725317
Was heavy on HGEN and they didn't get FDA approval on the flagship drug so they got destroyed. I know biotech is a meme but it's one of the things I actually understand so on paper it was a good investment. I doubled on another stock last month because out of nowhere they got a great buyout offer. Stocks are fun.

>> No.9727620 [SPOILER] 
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9727620

Here is a network
konnui #2 needs a hat, nigger #3 would be boring

>> No.9727672

>>9727620
Oh no, nino appeared on the tunor scan

>> No.9727906

Does member only content counts towards total channel views?

>> No.9727932

>>9727906
No.

>> No.9727942

>>9727906
yes

>> No.9727964

>>9727906
maybe

>> No.9727997

>>9727620
Can you do one of this just for Rushia please?

>> No.9728023

>>9727906
no

>> No.9728033

>>9727906
only if honk likes the chuuba

>> No.9728063

>>9727906
No. This is why Choco is a shitcoin. If her ASMRs were ever unprivated or VODs released to the public, it would be the kind of jackpot many coins only dream of.

>> No.9728100
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9728100

>>9728063

>> No.9728196
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9728196

>>9727602
good luck, my first guess was biotech indeed heh, one of the riskiest endeavors

>> No.9728210
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9728210

>>9728100
>70% of Choco's videos are privated and/or members-only
I habeeb it.

>> No.9728586
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9728586

>>9727602
>I actually understand so on paper it was a good investment.

Fundamental analysis works in reverse: Everything that sounds like a good investment flops because it made by nerds and they don't know the tricks to make them succeeded.
Meanwhile every obvious con soars, especially particularly obvious cons, because if they are so obvious and it is still standing the conmen behind it must be good at their thing.

>> No.9728741 [SPOILER] 
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9728741

>>9727997
top 66 dumping rushia
need to fix her hat, also network isnt build to showcase a single coin

>> No.9728781

>>9728741
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SELLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thanks anon

>> No.9728936

>>9727233
I don't remember making this post

>> No.9730457
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9730457

>>9728741
It's... it's not what you think!

>> No.9730950
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9730950

>>9728741

>> No.9731364
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9731364

>>9728741
You sir, are black. I demand a hat at once.

>> No.9731554
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9731554

>>9728741
>Rushia

>> No.9731766
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9731766

Tonight /nasfaqg/ drinks vodka and eats kebab to celebrate.
Fuck the french

>> No.9732125
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9732125

>>9731766
checked and kekked, good shit

>> No.9732314

>>9728586
???? eslchama?

>> No.9732459
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9732459

>>9732314
You know what I meant.
Only evil people succeed.
Invest only in companies managed by sociopaths.

>> No.9732507

>>9728586
too real...

>> No.9733410
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9733410

How do I get Towa gf?

>> No.9733500

>>9733410
Just put a ring on my finger faggot

>> No.9733574

>>9733410
buy her

>> No.9733578
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9733578

>>9733410
>>9733500

>> No.9733655
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9733655

>>9733500
Are you Towa?
>>9733574
I have been.
>>9733578
Towa...

>> No.9733695
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9733695

>>9733410
become bibi

>> No.9733802
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9733802

>>9733695
I've been trying.

>> No.9734048
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9734048

>>9733410
>he didn't get a towa gf in the gacha

>> No.9734232

>>9733655
>are you towa
I can cosplay her, but my voice probably isn't as deep as her but my dick definitely is bigger than hers

>> No.9734305
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9734305

>>9734232
I doubt you're bigger than the Towabanana.

>> No.9734416

Fuck Towa gently

>> No.9734476

>>9734305
Please, let me me proud of my manhood...

>> No.9734643

>>9734476
Don't worry, you can still be proud of it, but comparing yourself to the Towa banana is pointless and will only make you feel bad.

>> No.9734674
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9734674

>>9733695
My bibi looks weird

>> No.9734729

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>Duplicate file exists

>> No.9734848

>>9734643
But my manhood...

>> No.9734932

>>9734848
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>> No.9734992
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9734992

>>9734729
>Thread so slow it has two HOUR NINETEEN posts

>> No.9735194 [DELETED] 
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9735194

test

>> No.9735237

>>9735194
Hey, Rushia is kinda cute.

>> No.9735264

>>9735194
oh shit is that bread?

>> No.9735278

>>9735194
Don't post pictures of my wife bread

>> No.9735427
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9735427

Hey Miofag, this link is broken.

>> No.9736479
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9736479

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,044,080, a 1.5% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 36,501. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 117,901 shares, or 5.77% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 3,639 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 34):
>Iofi :: +19.3%
>AZKi :: +13%
>Amelia :: +11%
>Ayame :: +9.7%
>Choco :: +7.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 20):
>Mumei :: -5.7%
>Hololive :: -5.5%
>Subaru :: -5.4%
>Noel :: -5.1%
>Matsuri :: -4.4%

2 coins (Moona, Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
6 other coins (Ayamy, Kronii, Mel, Fubuki, Reine, Sora) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $135,896.28, which is a decrease of 1.2% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $34,715,901,859.38, which is an increase of 1.45% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,983.63. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at 3,966,312,257 shares, or 11.43% of market share.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at 17,992,526 shares, or 0.05% of market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 22):
>Pekora :: +16.7%
>Amelia :: +13.6%
>Iofi :: +11%
>Calliope :: +10.8%
>Choco :: +6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 34):
>Miko :: -26.1%
>Mio :: -11.6%
>Towa :: -10.5%
>Fauna :: -9.1%
>Sana :: -7.9%

8 coins (Baelz, Kanata, Melfissa, Kiara, Pochimaru, Roboco, Risu, Lamy) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $38,198,034, which is an increase of 28.81% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $24,591,805.98 today, an increase of 15.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 56):
>Civia :: +24.8%
>Rushia :: +16.3%
>Mio :: +12.5%
>Fubuki :: +11.4%
>Suisei :: +10.9%
>Nene :: +9%
>Okayu :: +8.9%
>Sora :: +8.5%
>Watame :: +8.2%
>Calliope :: +8%

Every coin received Superchats today, thanks to a certain person. DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>> No.9736513

>>9736479
>soundpost isn't doki doki waku waku

>> No.9736704

>>9736513
gomen.

>> No.9736713
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9736713

Tonight, we'll be Amellionaires

>> No.9737263
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9737263

>>9735427
should work now

>> No.9737316
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9737316

>>9736713
Let it be overbought
Let it be overbought
Let it be overbought

>> No.9737495

still to big a brainlet to make an account

>> No.9737535

>>9737316
I would be incredibly happy if Ame dipped in price just so I don't go broke buying her at peak.

>> No.9739383 [SPOILER] 
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9739383

>>9734729
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, September 13th

>> No.9741387
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9741387

Sui-chan waaaa~

>> No.9741516

>>9741387
小さい!

>> No.9741695
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9741695

>>9741516

>> No.9744529
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Does anyone know how I can duplicate my coin purchases? I need to buy more.

>> No.9744789
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9744789

Page 9 Alert

>> No.9745377
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https://pastebin.com/B8GfiLfy
SELL MORE RUSHIA QUICK

>> No.9745486
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9745486

>>9745377

>> No.9746699
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9746699

Page 10

>> No.9746757
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9746757

Hideaki Anno was smoking that good shit when he wrote this...

>> No.9747038

what is up with youtube lately, normally view counts would be all be locked in by now and yet a good handful are still sitting at 0

>> No.9747230
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9747230

>>9747038
>normally
New, huh. That's cool, we were all new once...

>> No.9747913

>>9747230
unless murica entered dst over the weekend and times changed, yes "Normally". thats why adjustment was at 1am, shit would mostly be locked in by now. And stop posting this "new" bullshit. Youre just as bad as retards spouting post wallet and dick.

>> No.9748064

anyone on the op?

>> No.9748252
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9748252

>>9748064
Ayamy

>> No.9748770

>>9748064
NEW BREAD
>>9748741
>>9748741
>>9748741

>> No.9748935

>>9748252
was actually about to make you an ayamy op but he got to make an op first >>9748770

>> No.9749005

>>9748935
gomen, last time someone used a chuuba picture to say they were on it they were not in fact on it

>> No.9749034
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9749034

>>9747913
Adjustment time never had anything to do with youtube numbers, it was just a happy co-incindence, and 1am is in 2 1/2 hours, you window licker. Normally I would say post wallet but you've implied you're not new and if you haven't worked these basic things out yet I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself anymore than you already have.

>> No.9749061
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9749061

>>9748935
It's alright, better move up from a 2-day thread. Holy shit, we never got that long before...

>> No.9750796

>>9747038
>>9747913
This happens on a somewhat regular basis. Are you new?

>> No.9750834
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