/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Watching the Strongest Hunter of Hololive Princess Luna hard grinding Monster Hunter Rise to achieve HR30, taking on everything (except Rampages) by herself with no worries.
While Kanata and surprise guest Polka go off to take on more of the strongest monsters like Mr. Fuck You and Your Monster fights himself the on and only Bazelgeuse as well as shit heads lik Chameleos and Kushala.
While Haachama's done running her fingers across your chiseled chest and blowing and whispering into your ear softly while occasionally licking it and is now closing it off with a supachat reading of ASMR proportions.
While Robo Korone is busy going into grind mode as she wipes out mobs left and right in order to obtain the power needed to complete more stories in the Saga Frontier remaster.
While Moona's getting a taste of love and compassion as she speaks on the phone with a lovely lady in Yakuza. Unless it's a MAN!
While Aqua had an absolutely fantastic karaoke today and enjoyed her singing break to calm her mind and is now closing us off with a cute supachat reading.
While Aruran and his book is here to take on all the machinations of destruction has he starts up his Nier Replicant journey. Holy fucking shit hurry up and get EN permissions I NEED to see Ina play this.
Also Watame released a fluffy and fantastic cover of Hello, How Are You today. Seriously if you haven't listened to it yet, you absolutely need to give it a chance. It's just way too good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7SFkR-fEg
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura splash the water in her tub causing every cunny chaser worldwide to explode in joy and then dive into the sea to plunder Atlantis for naked shark girls as she confirms that she was naked for 9000+ year in her QnA stream.
While Ina absolutely raised our spirits as she graced us with her soulful and actually really decent gorillla SSS karaoke before she goes back to answering questions.
By the way AZKi released a song cover of Sayonara Moratorium and it sounds absolutely wonderful. If you didn't catch it yet, please check it out below.
https://youtu.be/hV0dxmUf59U
Astel also released a song cover of Goodbye Sengen today. A wonderful song cover showcasing his amazing ability. If you haven't listened to it, you really should give it a listen.
https://youtu.be/bEscerJrbTA
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ina and Aki being super fucking adorable as they get webbed and melted by the cool looking but absolutely terrifying baby slinging Rakna as their last challenge in this amazing Monster Hunter Rise collab.
While Gura and her rivalry and teasing of V is wholesome as hell but her wielding a fucking grenade launcher is cool as fuck as she blows everything up in her DMC5 stream.
While Ame's grooving out to bubbabot as she continues her super adorable supachat reading and all teamates belong to her now, so you better make sure to act.
While Anya's gonna go on another one of her journeys as she picks up another story based calming game called A Bird Story.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy take on the higher tier of hunts in Monster Hunter Rise by herself and then get slapped around by a limping Diablos and then fail the quest because she performed the final cart against a fucking Anjanath but she's adorable as hell and makes cute frustrated lip sucking noises so it was all worth it in the end.
While Temma's english learning is over and now it's time for his cultural equivalent exchange as he teaches his kaiginikkis about certain japanese phrases they can use.
While in 2 minutes, Teamates are going to be kneeling and crying in joy as it's time for Amelia to show off her singing reps in her Membership Karaoke.
While in 2 minutes, Roberu will finish wiping off his desk and invites us over to have a sit down at Bar Robel.
So friends, where we at? And Charge Blade chads, how does it feel knowing Gura hasn't abandoned us yet?

Watching Ina being way cuter and comfier than usual today like everyday as she continues doing her Nier fanart while proving that she's the perfect wife as she woke up to watch Nene's amazing 3D earlier this morning and then announced to the entire world that tako tako tako, tako tako....tako tako.
While Kiara's on the final legs of her 5+ Hour supachat reading as she's being sweet and lovable like she always is and giving lots of hugs and kisses to her K- cats.
By the way, Shion have released a song cover for Vampire which you can catch here, if you haven't already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso4f52Pl6Y
And also Temma released his a cover for his birthday. It's Happy Synthesizer due to his love of vocaloid, and you can catch it here if you haven't heard it yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTCInki1Ew8
So friends, where we at?

atching Miko get fucking demolished by the final boss of RE2 Remake as she'll learn how to dodge the one hit ko attack sometime.
While Anya, Iofi and Risu just joke and laugh wildly as they get pounced on by monsters, basically having to hold Anya by the hands otherwise she'll get swallowed by a monster in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Shion is busy laughing at her fanbase as she invites them for some hunts and watches as they put in way more work than she does in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Kiara is being cuter than usual today, getting her alchemize on and making sure she doesn't beat the final boss with starter gear in Atelier Ryza 2 like she did in Ryza 1.
While Korone's just lying in bed with her sword in hand as she just continues to talk about her grand adventure in the Saga Frontier remaster stream she had yesterday.
While Polka's getting lost in her projects once again as she logs onto Minecraft and chills out with her chat today.
While Flare yells at how fucking cool Zinorge is as it fucking shocks her to death and she loses her shit from getting hit in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Okayu's basically here to just gush over her fans, thanking them for the support and reading their supachats while being way cuter than usual. Once again, Congratulations to Okayu for reaching 1m. Miko is slated next to hit the milestone so let's cheer Miko on as well!
While Reine's being a huge dork reading through the errors of her choices in The Somnium Files as she tries to not fuck everything up again.
While Ollie and her scratchy cuter than usual voice is still just chatting along, reading donations/supachats and then going off on huge tangents just like her sisters with the same rigging.
While we wish a happy birthday to Temma! The Human Breeder Knight has lasted another year as a Holostar member and is holding a celebration soon. Don't forget to wish him happy birthday.
While Astel after proclaiming that Mori's Japanese is so good and so much better than his, has made the grave mistake of mixing up the shooter Apex Legends with the other shooter Valorant. Someone save this poor seaweed boy.
So friends, where we at? And how are your knees after Mori's karaoke? Also someone really should go check to see if Suisei is still alive.

Watching Amelia being a total dork as she reads all of the questions sent to her through marshmellows as well as literally telling her fanbase to 1v1 her pussy, you won't.
So friends, where we at? And how much did you enjoy Ina's comfy and cute as fuck Nier fanart drawing stream while listening to Kiara's bird brained filled nerd rage that broke an entire thread.

Are you ready for the most soulful performance ever /hlgg/?

Watching the entirety of Hololive Generation 1 (Mel, Akirose, Matsuri, Fubuki, and Haachama) gather together in an extremely rare full gen collab as they're asked questions and quizzed on the Hololive Official channel.
While Towa, Seto and, the Apex Pro who's name I haven't memorized yet are continuing with their hard team training as they prepare for the upcoming Apex Tournament.
While Coco is DOING HER BEST DAMNIT as she tries to defeat World 6 of Super Mario World.
While Pekora's just travelling around, admiring the work that all of her workers have created under her constructions name while serving time for her crimes against Hololmanity.
While Mori is still at it, tooting up a storm with the occasional CHAD and hilarious story in her supachat reading marathon.
While Aruran's getting his pizza sliced to ribbons as he's trying his best to avoid death but failing miserably at it playing RE7.
While in 39 minutes, Moona is gonna just be chilling out in Minecraft once more, probably talking with her chat about the IDs new group song.
While in 39 minutes, the power couple of Lamy and Botan will come together once again to have another date in Monster Hunter Rise, maybe this is the stream where Botan plays Heavy Bowgun.
While in 39 minutes, Reine is going to finally get into SEGA's favorite child, Phantasy Star Online 2, with no Iofi in sight.
While in 39 minutes, Noel and Kanata are going to have a hot, steamy and wild session of group ASMR.
While in 39 minutes, Ollie will demonstrate the moves that she'll be using once Mori sets up the time to learn Apex from her.
So friends where we at?
Oh and also a reminder... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEishmOwT8Y

Watching Luna nnnnnaaaaaing the many themes of Monster Hunter as she's back to becoming the strongest Hammer princess as she takes on some of the harder monsters in MH: Rise.
While Watame's adorable panicked noises along with her panic fac and hilarious mouse wiggling when frightened is making this stream of The Caregiver an amazing one.
While the weightless Kiara is actually doing what she needs to do in an RPG (reading mechanics, grinding offline, paying attention to the story...mostly) and dropping some sweet Phoenix tips in the process.
While Noel is literally whispering sweet nothings to folks who supachatted her as she's using her ASMR voice to read all of the messages she's received during the stream.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Akirose being fucking adorable as she rides on her Good Boy, protected by her many Rosentals as they go off on hunts together in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Luna's packing up her Hammers for now and has decided to read up on the other weapons, as she's looking for a little variety in life in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Choco's roaming the streets, looking at sleeping bums and trying to find out where to go to break skulls in Yakuza.
While Oga's just chilling out, calming everyone down with his suave deep tones as he hosts a small zatsudan.
So friends, where we at? And did you enjoy Mori's birthday stream, especially the part where your tinnitus flared up due to the final guest appearance being a super loud and explosive zombie who quickly turned into the most adorable little sister one could have only to turn right back into the zooming booming voice 4 seconds later?

Watching Aki being the most adorable wine elf with hips that destroy planets with every swing as she and Kiara are cuter than usual today in their Holotalk collab.
While praying that Gura's capture card stops being a piece of shit so she can show us how an Apex Predator hunts other Apex Predators in Monster Hunter Rise.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kanata swing her mighty Longsword as she cuts down Narcacuga in Angel fashion, making cuter than usual noises in her Monster Hunter Rise playthrough.
While Botan's just vibing out to her BGM and flying through the air on her Elytra, working hard on her projects and enjoying the landscape in Minecraft.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kanata do the smart decision in Monster Hunter Rise and hang up her baguette but then chooses the wrong option again and picks up the Longsword but she's having fun so in the end that's all that matters.
While Noel is being forced to learn how to drive correctly and yet still failing at it occasionally as she veers off to the side despite only having to drive in a straight line in GTAV.
While Roberu's taking on Lucas' funhouse and wondering what's this fucker's problem as he continually blows himself up and shooting bombs in RE7.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Kiara continue to flex her abnormal luck stat by clearing things in the most obtuse ways possible as she finishes up more side quests and not the main Route B storyline ensuring even more hours of Kiara's Nier Automata goodness for today.
While Holostar group 1 (Oga, Temma, Izuru) and Holostar group 2 (Aruran, Astel, Rikka) continue to demolish monsters left and right, carving them up and using their parts to bolster their power.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Mori being hyper fucking cute like holy fucking shit this reaper is so happy to play Story of Seasons right now and it's the most adorable thing I've eve seen.
While Gura is not allowed to play team based games like Overwatch anymore as she riles up all the chumbuds with her supachat reading with all her tangents.
While Ame is being cuter than usual today as well in her supachat reading, talking about chug jugs and getting that damn song stuck in everyone's head once more because she's a villian.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Towa murder the fuck out of dogs who creep up to her and surprise her since this is her very first ever playthrough of Undertale and she's having so much fun with it.
While Lamy continues to be cuter than usual talking about her day and her friends and her collabs and her plans for tomorrow and the week while drinking her sake in her daily zatsudan.
While Chumbuds are enjoying Gura getting real intimate with them in their members stream or something.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Aqua try to gain back all the points she lost earlier due to an influx of horrific games as she's still trying her hardest to get into Solo Masters for Apex Legends.
While for some reason Temma has decided that 12 hours of Apex with Aruran and Miyabi wasn't enough and has now decided to go even longer by himself, grinding out Ranked for Apex Legends.
While AZKi's three day vsinger showcase is still going strong, showing to light a whole bunch of great singers and giving us a fantastic look into all the talented artists out there who only have 1k-2k views on outstanding quality MVs.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Amelia using her FPS brain to try to wrap around platforming as she goes off on to new worlds grabbing all the Shines to clear heer name in Mario Sunshine.
While Lamy is being cuter than usual like always in her daily zatsudan, talking about her day and her coworkers and bullying YAGOO.
While Roberu is imitating birds especially the turtle dove and crow in his daily BAR ROBEL stream.
While Izuru, Meika and Astel have to deal with rampant cheaters in Apex Legends and the likes as they try to get themselves into Masters to join Astel.
While in 20 minutes, Big Poppa Pizza says get ready to fucking sweat as it's time to do your fitness reps /hlgg/. YOu do have more stamina than an old man who loves pizza right?
So friends, where we at?

Getting smacked around by Polka's aggressive yet endearing eigo as she laughs at dead hours in the face and holds a guerilla Duolingo stream.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Korone spend all of her hard earned gold in Dragon Quest 3 on monster betting as she falls for the same trap Luna did in her own DQV playthrough.
While Okayu continues to eat the bananas, and bless our ears with some mogu mogu comfy Donkey Kong Country 3.
While Risu is being Risu and doing nothing but whistling for nearly three hours. No talking, no singing, just whistling. With her mouth.
While Anya just decides to hop on stream and shrink herself to dagger size as she just fucks around, sometimes just breaking out into an Anyapella.
While Polka traverses the lands of ARK on her eye melting colored dinosaurs as she rekindles her love of causing her fans to cry with her clashing designs.
While Temma, Aruran and Holostars' Radical Wife continue to do their best to get that champion as they play some more Apex Legends together.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Amelia do her best in Apex Legends as she gets in her groove and starts popping folks (sometimes) and getting champions. Congrats on making it to Silver, Go Ame Go!
While Mio is fuckin dying on screen as her witch powers were drained from her and she's having a painful time trying to obtain Bourbon in Uma Musume. But it's okay because she finally did it! Congrats Mio!
While Coco is being cuter than usual today as she works hard on her Usada Building project in Minecraft.
While Noel is holding another one of her fantastic English learning streams, being adorable with her learning.
While Aruran after draining a witch's magic so he can use it to roll Bourbon in one ten roll has been enjoying and training his horse girl in Uma Musume.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ina talk about Vocaloid as she decides to draw the worldwide sensation Hatsune Miku and dropping some nice little tidbits about her waking up patterns.
While Choco is hosting a guerilla karaoke stream, celebrating her goal of reaching 550k subscribers, Go Choco Go!
While Polka is just cave diving as she talk about some of the anime she's watched in her chill Minecraft/zatsudan stream.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura get everything she needs set up as she's going off to face her very first boss in her Terraria playthrough. Go Gura Go!
While Lamy continues to talk to her yukimins as she thanks them for watching her Minecraft stream and sending her supachats.
While Noel is putting in some serious eigo reps in as she blesses our day with yet another wonderfully adorable eigo learning stream.
While Ame is being cuter than usual, giving us some prime mogu mogu mogu mogus in her supachat reading.
While Astel is working incredibly hard on whatever giant project he's planning on building in Minecraft.
While Nene is being incredibly adorable, reading off supachats, singing happy birthdays and responding to the kaigainikkis in her zatsudan stream.
While Temma just can't help but cheer for his wonderful Rudolph as she tries her hardest to prove that she's not a bad horse in Uma Musume.
While Roberu seriously can't get enough of Uma Musume as he's back at it again, training up his own anime girl horses in his Uma Musume stream..
So friends, wheere we at?