/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42874046
>God is a Risu anti
This is true. Never forget
>Roof caves in
>Water system breaks
>Tries to stream anyways
>Learns her grandma died 20 minutes into the stream
What a fucked day that was

>>42378559
We are waiting for you, Sanalite.

I will correct meatbro like my cousin corrects my cock fuckers.

>>39440425
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>>38975302
i just dont want my dick covered in shit after we have anal sex. fucking gross

>koboboi when he realizes i made a nation where nuts is our currency, sex is everywhere, we grow gemstomes out of the ground like trees, and we execute people by throwing them in pits filled with carniverous geese

im still sick as fuck but hello gentlemen.

>>38843316
damn...i dont know shit

>>38708765
We will kill all of you fuckers.

>>38409774
i wasnt aware of this. did he really?
>>38409912
k night anon

>>38048564
>boring
Thats not what my cousin tells me when im smashing her

what the fuck is this shit?

someone more of a degen than me holy shit

>>37409609
>>37409739
what the actual fuck are you on about now schizochama?

>>37359401
how about....and this is just my idea. Start with just 1 chapter?

>>34117819
Ritualposting has always been a thing here newfag

>>34030036
Come here.

>>33194382
im sorry sapling....ill just walk away now

>>32693881
no

>>32597797
Piss off, you're not the real Treerratchama.

>>32477863
Good day for divegrass. Sad day for the actual thread.

>wants to beat up rose sexpais schizo so he will be proud of me
>at the same time wants to be on his leash just without the choking part and be called a darling

My dick is confused

https://rentry.org/The-Commodus-Chronicles#chapter-iii
Commodus Chapter III
ommodus and the Marquis are headed to Silvanus. Commodus, being a tribal chief for one of the border tribes scarcely knew what national politics were like. The farthest he ever went was to Panrong and it would be a good resting spot after the long march. Though they hadn't known each other for a year yet, Commodus had felt a close connection with Maumigny. Both were men of honor, and warriors at heart; though Commodus wasn't sure how much of a real warrior the Marquis actually was. In some ways, them being polar opposites made them great friends. The curious and turbulent man that was Commodus was complimented by the mild-manner and intelligent Marquis.

As they approached Panrong, the two were in a conversation about the clock people. These assholes had violated Risu's independence two years ago and had caused quite the culture shock for Risuners, who had never seen anything like them before. Commodus had never heard of them but like many of his fellow southern chiefs, wasn't too fond of these invaders turned "friends". He made it clear to the Marquis that he couldn't trust them any farther than he could throw 'em. But what did the opinion matter of the border chief matter to the rest of the nation. Dumbasses, what are these fucking Clocks doing for actual problems in my area. Now I hear they are friends with the Cannibals that raid us, are we fucking retards?

Suddenly, in the distance, Commodus could hear commotion. He dismounts and approaches a tree cospe overlooking Panrong FUCKING SHIT He signals the Marquis to come take a gander with him. You have to be fucking kidding me, how incompetent are we to allow these goatfuckers to actually reach and enter Panrong. What the Fu-

"Well, I see the issue. Let's waste no time boys, time to give these barbarians the sword. FOR THE QUEEN AND REINE!"

Commodus didn't even have a chance to see what the Marquis was doing before the Marquis and his horsemen, some 100 of them, were down in the fields approaching Panrong. Is this fucker insane? There is no way that you can beat these Ghazis if our defenses could stop them. I better mount up and prepare to save his ass

The Oiseaux Hussars descended onto the Ghazis immediately and it took no longer than 15 minutes for them to wipe them off the face of the earth with the help of citizens of Panrong. Commodus could only watch with sheer amazement to see what had happened. 500 of those towelheads, all cut down in 15 minutes. What the hell was this kind of magic. He dismouted to find the Marquis giving a speech to the citizens of Panrong.

"Risuners. Citizens of Panrong, I am happy that we managed to come in time to remove these Barbares from your ville."
Commodus started laughing knowing that the Risuners didn't know what he was saying with his mixed language This fucking madlad with his mixed speech. "But I also thank you for showing great bravoure to keep your own libertés safe from these vile racaille ! Salut Risu, Salut Reinu, Salut Brotherhood!" Better translate this for the Risuners

Commodus translates it and he concludes with "This man, our savior is the Marquis of Maumigny from our greatest friends, the Oiseaux! Let us give him a proper celebration for his actions today fellow Risuners!" The crowd erupts into celebration. Women throw themselves at the Marquis and the hussars, some being taken back for sex with these foreign men while others being politely rejected. The Marquis is given a crown of branchs by Prisca the Elder, the highest symbol of honor that can be bestowed on someone by a Village Elder. Later on the Marquis, Commodus and Prisca celebrate in a local tavern. Commodus asks the Marquis about how he was able to pull it off, and the two spend a good 3 hours talking about this thing called "tactics", much to the boredom of Prisca who slips out.

After a nice rest and more sex, Commodus, the Marquis and company set off once more for Silvanus. This madman, I don't yet grasp these tactics you speak of, but do we ever need them if we want a free Risu, free from the towelheads, cannibals and clocks alike.
>>31661700
Makes no difference, Oiseau know the way things work above ground, which matters to Risuners.
>>31662268
Thanks!

>>31527984
Bitch you go do it then. I dont need saplings thinking that all risuners are faggots. Im pretty sure they hate us for it.