/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Anya is Japanese and is actually YAGOO secret child. The entire Hololive Project is actually just a ruse so that he can support her without his wife become wiser to the whole affair. In fact, the entire country of Indonesia is only YAGOO fabrication for this ruse. All the HoloID members are actually just some random immigrant he grabbed off the street and told to pretend to be some chuuba of some fictitious country. Those bahasa you hear the "HoloID" spoke sometimes? Just some random unintelligible noise. The random Indonesian comment in chat? Just some Cover staff. Those people claiming to be Indonesian on /vt/ and other parts of the internet? Also Cover staff.
Wake up people.
You have been fooled by the greatest mastermind of them all.
YAGOD

>>22197298
Yes

>>21320397
>Lamy is a half-elf; her father is an elf, and her mother is a human.
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1301749882080825346
Yagoo hate full blood elves.

Did you rike it?

>what if anime, but real?

What is his tax policy

Who is his favorite member?

this guy is gay.
like.. homosexual/LGBT

>>19602506
roru

Nope. This person is the future of Love Live

>HERROOO yes so what do you bring to the table for Hololive En gen 3?
>”Well for one I stream consistently and-“
>Welcome aboard!

>the year is 2023
>DelRuki is getting so popular Cover is forced to sign them offering them an extremely favorable contract
>Delta is even allowed to switch between her Aloe and Delta characters causing fans to make jokes about AloexDelta Happy Synthesizer cover
>antis seethe as they bide their time
>it is announced all of Gen 5 featuring Ruki will be at HoloFes
>the antis can no longer contain themselves they prepare a harassment campaign
>suddenly like a shot in the dark a tweet rings out "Guh your boy is gonna be collabing with Gen 5 at HoloFes also I have a big reveal"
>5ch and 4chan go into total meltdown as knees are obliterated
>Deadbeats are executing antis with sheer autism
>after the greatest HoloFes ever Kson is finally able to get Yagoo on her final episode of shitpost review
>a meme about Yagoo's savior complex comes up
>"Now Yagoo some people think you planned all of this is that true hehehe."
"Yes it is true. I planned all of this."
>Coco seems confused
>"What about Aloe's graduation you couldn't have planned that too?!"
>"Yes it was planned."
>chat is currently blazing at the speed of light
>the 7th trumpet has sounded
>/vt/ is trending on Twitter
>"Y-yagoo that girl jumped from a 7 story building! Was that also part of your plan! How did you know she would live!"
>Yagoo just looks at the screen with a smile and winks

>>19136520
Did you rike anon?

I fucking love Yagoo, bros.

>>18986307

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EN GEN 3 YAGOO! YOU PROMISED US!

WHERE THE FUCK IS 3RD WAVE!!!!

wtf YAGOO is based!?

>yagoo my child
>yuo'r man now
>will you hire this professional kino hag who won't cause any unnecessary drama
>or this underaged menhera

Do you rike?

>>17066548

>>16413310
>hire girl who wants to be singer
>actress
>entertainer
>make her play videogames for six hours